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Music/RadioRe: 11 Phenomenal Women Who Changed Nigerian Music Forever by DAVE5(m): 11:13pm On Aug 07, 2020
2horsePOWER:
ONYEKA ONWENU
As the list was going, I was just wondering why no onyeka onwenu till I saw her name and my heart filled with joy from above
CrimeRe: Nigeria Army Neutralises Bandits In Katsina, Recovers Cows, Guns, Others (Photo) by DAVE5(m): 11:07pm On Aug 07, 2020
Kittex7:
This is the real job they signed for not to be arresting and beating revolution now protesters
To be rescuing cows?

Cos all I saw in those pic are cows and rams, no guns, no human were rescued

The team lead by chadian presido had their camera dripping with pictures of guns and dead insurgents
CelebritiesRe: Abel Jurgen Wilhem: Meet Cossy Ojiakor's 30-Year-Old Fiance (Photos) by DAVE5(m): 10:58pm On Aug 07, 2020
Jimbadly:
This lady disgusts me. I wonder what he saw IH her.

Congrats to both of you all the same.
That's why they say one man's meat, another man's poison

Life nah love and let live, I can't say I like her but I don't have her, but the lifestyle she portrayed to us all is not one of like my children to emulate at all
CelebritiesRe: Abel Jurgen Wilhem: Meet Cossy Ojiakor's 30-Year-Old Fiance (Photos) by DAVE5(m): 10:55pm On Aug 07, 2020
kode12:
Quick question, are you congratulating Toke that her house was taken or what? No vex oh, I just want to understand.
Don't mind him, he's probably an asslicker
CareerRe: The Perfect Resignation Letter by DAVE5(m): 10:38pm On Aug 07, 2020
uuzba:
Just make sure that when you go to your new job and they ask you for references from your old job, you know which English to speak then.
This advice is for those seeking a new job

I quit late last year, I dey my house dey sleep, I pray I would never have to dress corporate just because I want to receive salary

My guy call me say new company dey come up, I'm like dude hustle ohh make u no go dey find work, my guy weak

I wake when I want, though I'm an overactive person so 6 or 7 I don wake but I can wake when I choose, sleep when I choose, all week I've been indoor, oga life sweet ohh but e bitter sef
CrimeRe: Policeman Slaps Woman, Stabs A Man And Attacks Two Others At Pedro, Lagos by DAVE5(m): 7:16am On Aug 07, 2020
KrazyDave16:
Leave that guy
Even for jand police dey misbehave
E tire me ohh
CrimeRe: Policeman Slaps Woman, Stabs A Man And Attacks Two Others At Pedro, Lagos by DAVE5(m): 11:45pm On Aug 06, 2020
Lafrresh:
Which Kain jack Chan spirit enter this one...


He should be arrested and prosecuted
Lol

Arrested and prosecuted by who?
His friends?

Be like nah jand dem born u
CrimeRe: Rasheed Sholabi Rapes His Own Daughter For 4 Years, Damages Her Bladder by DAVE5(m): 11:32pm On Aug 06, 2020
Pavicx:
But being respOnsible has nothing to dO with being raped. Women don’t get raped because they were drinking or took drugs. Women do not get raped because they weren’t careful enough. Women get raped because someone raped them.

The problem with groups who deal with rape is that they try to educate women about how to defend themselves. What really needs to be done is teaching men not to rape..

May God help us all in this cOuntry...
Las las we gO dey all right..
They say many are mad but few are roaming, it's actually a true realistic statement

How do you identify a mad bastard that would eventually turn out to be a rapist and then teach him not to rape, the bastard could act perfectly normal till he perpetuates his evil deeds


My first statement was referring to the rapists, in literal sense they live amongst us till they are identified as such..


This is me saying, we should educate our girl child (and make child alike) on how to protect themselves and prevent being at the wrong place at the right time or right place at the wrong time cos the world has gone super evil nowadays
RomanceRe: We Ain't Dating Yet - Should I Get Her A Phone? by DAVE5(m):
CreepyBlackpool:
Did her phone spoil before or after you met her




E get why I dey ask grin
The usual scam says she found a maga, just then her phone suddenly developed fault

That scam trend wella, it first develop from meeting a girl, collecting her number, chatting her up, den while the chat is sweeting ur belle, she go say she no get data again so you guys shld continue later, den you'll oblige to buy her data cos u don hit jackpot

The human male specie can never learn, our mumu plenty
Car TalkRe: Advert Of Girl Eating Banana: Audi Apologises by DAVE5(m): 10:08pm On Aug 05, 2020
Is it me or I just don't see anything wrong with the advert

People Sha

They had bad intentions even before the advert, them dey use the advert as excuse

PoliticsRe: #RevolutionNow Protest Ongoing: Over 40 Arrested in Abuja (Photos, Video) by DAVE5(m): 4:16pm On Aug 05, 2020
tammie24:
na so o

My brother

The matter don tire me sef

Bbnaija is meant to be a distraction

Nothing more
Lol
PoliticsRe: 40 Revolution Now Protesters Arrested In Abuja By Military Personnel by DAVE5(m): 12:34pm On Aug 05, 2020
ogwoliun:
That is why I liked those Arabians, they will come out in mass not minding the consequences. If you like kill or arrest them, na you go tire (remind me of how Egyptians protest during Horsen Mubarak). If we the youths are sincere to ourselves and do the needful by genuinely protesting against injustice, nepotism, corruption, poverty, unemployment, accountability, and many more without fear or favour. Because the politicians (Apc, pdp, etc) don't care, all they care about is how they will loot and use it to fight their way back again. Nigerians youths aren't ready yet because they will say I may be kill or arrested (an average Nigerians are like walking corpse).
Did you go out?
PoliticsRe: #RevolutionNow Protest Ongoing: Over 40 Arrested in Abuja (Photos, Video) by DAVE5(m): 12:28pm On Aug 05, 2020
tammie24:
I wish the whole country would agree and come out to protest

Let's see how they'll arrest everybody
Some of us are very busy watching bb9ja ohh, abeg no disturb them

Abeg who did tolu kiss yesterday night

Rubbish country!!!
Car TalkRe: Oilserv Partners INNOSON Vehicle Manufacturing (IVM) Company.(photos) by DAVE5(m): 1:54pm On Aug 04, 2020
rottennaija:
Things change fast. It's always going to be this way forever. And keep in mind, I said research.
Well, we all are hoping for a greater Nigeria, so we'd have to wait it out while also playing our own part
Car TalkRe: Oilserv Partners INNOSON Vehicle Manufacturing (IVM) Company.(photos) by DAVE5(m): 10:09am On Aug 04, 2020
rottennaija:
IVM needs to start diverting part of its resources into researching into electric vehicles, because that is the future
Electric isn't feasible in naija for the next 20 years sir


I barely have 4 hours light daily in my house, thank goodness I have meter, so if they bring am or no bring am, e no concern me again

Unlike before that they bring 24k estimated bill for only my house meanwhile the light was available maybe 12 hours every 3 days

12hours for 3 days ohh not 12 hours per day

Like ur moniker says, rotten naija
A lot of people need to be killed to serve as deterrent to other before this country would move forward
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Gives 41 Range Rover SUVs To Judges In Rivers State by DAVE5(m): 9:51am On Aug 04, 2020
NGpatriot:
$68,650 x 41 = $2,814,650 Million.
$2,814,650 × 472 = 1,328,514,800 in nairas



Also noting that those same judges got brand new Prado barely 2 years ago

So what happens to the Prado, who pays the maintenance of the Prado (and the the range rover); obviously govt pocket

Don't they earn enough salaries to buy them cars of their choice

How does buying cars bi-annually profit the state

Is the state resources totally under the control of the governor that he can dole out monies and/or the states resources anyhow he chooses



We truly are a docile country, meanwhile the youth are very preoccupied with bb9ja
PoliticsRe: NDDC: Pondei, Others Spent N5bn As Medical Allowances – Senate Report by DAVE5(m): 9:36am On Aug 04, 2020
Factfinder1:
God must surely make this people suffer for this
I dare say God has forgotten us, he doesn't care
PoliticsRe: NDDC: Pondei, Others Spent N5bn As Medical Allowances – Senate Report by DAVE5(m): 9:33am On Aug 04, 2020
Nbotee:
So afta all these revelations and investigations, what exactly is going to happen to dem? Dats what Nigerians are waiting to hear... Not more allegations...
Nothing would happen to them ohhh baba, absolutely nothing

In fact they would be given national awards for excellence like senator abbo wey beat person for her shop and court said police could not prove beyond reasonable doubt that there was violence

Or like Boko boy (repentant Boko boys) that are given VIP treatment in white babariga under canopy with nose masks while their victims sit on bare ground under the hot sun




It can never be well with buhari and his supporters and all the people who have in one way or the other plunged this country to oblivion

I sometimes wish I could be given super man powers, I go kill plenty people ehn
PoliticsRe: FG Pampers Repentant Boko Haram Members As IDPs Suffer by DAVE5(m): 9:18am On Aug 04, 2020
humblyphilip:
You don't put a pig in a clean environment unless you first purge it of it's character.
Can you truly purge a pig of its own character?

What then would it become if it's purged of it's own character?
AutosRe: I Have dashed it to my Wife. NO SALE!! Registered Infiniti G35x 2007 Forsale!!! by DAVE5(m): 2:25pm On Aug 03, 2020
chukel:
I once asked if that moniker was his. One can never miss out his boisterous and bragging nature. Lol
Abeg what's up with Infiniti g35x, as at when I wanted to buy motto, I inspected a g35x, price was way too low, turns out it was a flooded car, so I ended up with another brand entirely, for some reason, I think I'll still buy it if money enter hand
Car TalkRe: No More Joy In Driving by DAVE5(m): 11:10am On Aug 03, 2020
ogbuefi677:
There is nothing like ignorance here the only deterrence to bad behaviour is law enforcement and punishment.
Let me give you a scenario,imagine what would've happened if buhari insisted on prosecution of Abba Kyari during the MTN bribe saga,speedily tries him and have him jailed?
Then Aisha Buhari's brother steals and is again jailed with d same measures applied to both small and big thieves.
Automatically, both the big thieves and small thieves will sit up,some will even resign and face private business cos govt job will no longer be profitable .
The people abroad who behave well do so because the law has been applied without fear or favour for generations and good behaviour has now become a habit while here,we are getting worse in all forms of corruption and have flouted the law generation to generation without consequences.
Why do the same people who jump queues(both big man and small man)here patiently wait for their turn whenever they are abroad?Because they know "do you know who you are talking to or let me call my brother who is AIG" won't work over.
If govt starts enforcing even the minor rules of driving like lane violation etc everyone will buy and read highway code overnight and behave.
You do have a point sir...


Nigeria is a lawless country or simply put; the law doesn't take its cause cos WE ALL as a people are morally bankrupt to the point where if you try to act normal, you appear as abnormal

Well, I have hope for the country, always do the right things and live upright, you might infect others with your good character
Car TalkRe: No More Joy In Driving by DAVE5(m): 11:03am On Aug 03, 2020
EgunMogaji2:
You understand exactly what I’m upset about.

I’m grateful and appreciative that I’m retired and can live almost anywhere in the world. I really don’t have to deal with the nonsense.

It’s the people, not the government.
I understand perfectly, had a headache from driving on Saturday not cos of the stress of driving but cos of the unusual driving habits of people I shared the road with that very day

Me, I enjoy driving so I don't think I'll be giving up soon, Las Las we go all dey aiit
Car TalkRe: No More Joy In Driving by DAVE5(m): 9:33am On Aug 03, 2020
nurey:
in lagos if they beg you and you do shakara passengers would gang up on you and push the fault onto you. police and lastma will only support the loudest noise grin
So true, this happened to me, bus driver hit me, the car was barely 3 months old since I got it so it was still a pretty baby boo, hadn't come to conclusions on what to do with the bus driver, then one particular passenger on board wan come start the gang up thing, me went crazy cos I knew how much it would cost to fix my car, last last I had to let the driver go

Driving on Nigerian roads is a challenge on its own

*People swerve in and out of lanes like they're the only ones on the roads
*Impatience
*Driving right at the center of the road on a 2 lane road
*Stopping with reckless abandon anyhow and anywhere they like

It's just too much, Nigerians are just too lawless and un-accommodating(not sure there's a word like this but it's just the word that describes what I want to say)
LiteratureRe: Which Book Changed Your Life? by DAVE5(m): 9:52am On Aug 01, 2020
Shankie00:
1.The Richest Man in Babylon
2. Rich Dad Poor Dad.
3. The Alchemist
4. Shoe Dog.
Richest man in Babylon ignited fire in my heart, it's the reason I'm always on my toes even in my dream

Rich Dad, poor dad: great

The alchemist: eye opener






But "richest man in Babylon" is there amongst the greatest books of all time, my children would have a copy each
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PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Nigerians Know We Have Done Our Best – Buhari by DAVE5(m):
Omooba77:
God will help Nigeria, we are far from the truth.
God will help Nigeria?

Other people/countries are helping themselves

So 1 man can hold 200 million people to ransom, I hope you know with that mentality we ain't moving nowhere?
TravelRe: Two Airplanes Collide At Lagos Airport by DAVE5(m): 6:08pm On Jul 30, 2020
punisha:
Calm down, it's just a minor accident. Just a new bumpersand radiator. Painter guy said he will collect 35k and respray it.
You don get experience gan

E sure me say u dey live for lagos
Technology MarketRe: Apple Airpods Only by DAVE5(m): 7:47am On Jul 29, 2020
You didn't put any price at all sir
RomanceRe: Nigerians Are Hypocrites When It Comes To Sex. My Experience At Shoprite by DAVE5(m): 10:43pm On Jul 28, 2020
kestolove95:
my husband don't like wearing it and I am tired of using drugs to prevent pregnancy, it's very good d one my sis sent mi from u.k is finished I need another packs Cox me ND my husband have sex everyday
What about the implant they use for family planning, wifey planning to use that cos she said she'd definitely forget to take the drug one and that would result in unplanned prego


There's that eye people use to look at pesin wen u order condoms at a shop/pharmacy, but since I got married and know I can't come and stress my wife with another childbirth so soon, I no dey send anybody, I dey carry condom with confidence, I dey only code am small small if small children dey around cos I no get strength explain wetin Dem dey use condom do

No time, one pharmacy guy dey try code condom wey I buy from him own hand, nah the guy dey shy for me, me dey look am say him no know say me no even send anybody message
PoliticsRe: $2.5bn Alleged Stolen Crude: Timi Frank Calls For Sack Of Mele Kyari by DAVE5(m): 2:18pm On Jul 28, 2020
bayelsaowei:
revolution is what this stupid country needs at this point...

With the wave of covid 19 so many jobs lost, many persons are being immersed in abject poverty, our hospitals are in shambles and all our leaders think about and do is stealing..

Nigeria should be the s.i unit for failed leadership..
We all know a revolution is necessary in Nigeria currently to allow this country move forward, but we all chose to sit and watch and pray that our leaders would be punished by God

The rate of stealing in this country is baffling, stealing of billions up and down is the order of the day and the government is still punishing us by introducing different taxes everyday


Nigerians need to wake up ohh
PoliticsRe: $2.5bn Alleged Stolen Crude: Timi Frank Calls For Sack Of Mele Kyari by DAVE5(m): 7:06am On Jul 28, 2020
bayelsaowei:
At this point I think I will partially support asari..

There is some kinda lop sided view/investigation going on of recent that is no different from the presidents skewed corruption fight..

This crime infact had been brought before the hearing of of the NNPC leadership but they chose to shove it aside whilst continuing day to day work like nothing happened..

The house committees should urgently call for a deep probe of that cess pit called nnpc...

Nigeria is cursed and without hope..

They should suspend all government parastatals leadership and carry out a probe on all of them..
"The house"

You forget say "the house" themselves have their hands inside the same pot where they catch other thieves hands?

So how would the house probe their fellow gang members
PoliticsRe: $2.5bn Alleged Stolen Crude: Timi Frank Calls For Sack Of Mele Kyari by DAVE5(m): 7:03am On Jul 28, 2020
Openbusiness4:
48 million BCO = about $$$ 2 billion = N 1 trillion (approx) grin

N1 trillion minus 82 billion = 918 billion naira (approx)

Can you see Asari was "correct" when he said that the 82 billion stolen by NDDC Niger-delta indigenes was mere pickpocket chicken change compared to the monumental looting of the common wealth of this country by the biggest thieves at the centre. But we are NOT supposed to talk about those thieves, we are supposed to look away and pretend they are saints and worship them as real "anti-corruption" crusaders grin
PoliticsRe: $2.5bn Alleged Stolen Crude: Timi Frank Calls For Sack Of Mele Kyari by DAVE5(m): 7:01am On Jul 28, 2020
Openbusiness4:
grin Before some people turn this into a PDP vs APC matter, i just want to mention that the 48 million barrels of oil was stolen in 2015 grin

Please who was the president of Nigeria in 2015?
Who was the Minister of Petroleum in 2015?

"Mr. Integrity" grin

This is July 2020, that is to say about 5 years later, NO PROBE, NO ARRESTS, NO INDICTMENTS, NO JAIL SENTENCES.......NOTHING!!! Crickets, crickets, crickets!!! grin


Ok, those fake Buhari "anti-corruption" keyboard fighters can come and defend their master now. Let's hear another round of lies and deceit. And if they can't do that, they go mute and jump on other threads as thuggish anti-corruption warriors when it suits their narratives grin

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