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PoliticsRe: Anger Over Cartoon In South Africa (a Must See Cartoon) by davidif: 7:41am On Jun 18, 2009
Bring him his machine gun. he he he.
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by davidif: 7:07am On Jun 18, 2009
I agree. the song sucks lol
what the heck? oyinda, i just listened to your joanna song? you no get taste for music, you are probably oyinbo, so mi ni da soro e mo. end of story.
Music/RadioRe: Niggas Lie Alot! Why Do Nigerian Artistes Lie in Their Songs & Fake Accents by davidif: 7:04am On Jun 18, 2009
Niggas Lie Alot! Why Do Nigerian Artistes Lie in Their Songs & Fake Accents
he he he funny topic.
Music/RadioRe: Niggas Lie Alot! Why Do Nigerian Artistes Lie in Their Songs & Fake Accents by davidif: 7:00am On Jun 18, 2009
@poster
Thank you a lottttttttttttt for bring this topic up, it needs to be said. Thank you jo, o se o jare. May the lord bless you.

Dont mind those tryin 2 put u down. Ur topic is a good one. The femcees are the worst. Especially mo' cheddah. Have u heard her pronounce the word 'nothing' sounds like 'na-in'. Very annoyin. Most of them havnt even lived in the states before . . . . . and going on holiday for 2 weeks doesnt count.
This is hillarious ha ha ha  grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by davidif: 5:53am On Jun 18, 2009
don't give the black man food, give red man liquor
red man fool, black man nigga
give yellow man tool, make him railroad builda
also give him pan, make him pull gold from river give black man crack, glocks to teens, give red man
craps, slot machines,

lupe - american terrorist
@hardballer
That's probably the scariest thing i have ever heard in a long time.
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by davidif: 5:48am On Jun 18, 2009
[size=18pt]BEYONCE - EGO



THIS IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER CREATED.
[/size]
Music/RadioRe: Which Song Are You Addicted To Right Now? by davidif: 5:45am On Jun 18, 2009
[size=18pt]BEYONCE - EGO[/size]



[size=18pt]THIS IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER CREATED.[/size]
CultureRe: Watch Nigeria Town In China by davidif: 5:26am On Jun 18, 2009
@poster
Thanks for posting this, i really appreciate it.
CultureRe: Watch Nigeria Town In China by davidif: 5:25am On Jun 18, 2009
chai, i can't imagine the hardships these guys face, i feel like even crying right now.
CultureRe: Funny Naija Pictures by davidif: 5:19am On Jun 18, 2009
blackspade,
Don't mind him jare, he definitely is not Nigerian, just another ignorant person.
FamilyRe: 40 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Nigerian Man As a Nigerian woman. by davidif: 2:05am On Jun 18, 2009
30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick, and you both know that you are his next "meal".
flipping hillarious.
PoliticsRe: Ex- Military Men Have Leadership Qualities Than Civilians. by davidif: 1:56am On Jun 18, 2009
No profession has a monopoly on leadership. There is no certain proffessional qualifications for being a good leader. Good leaders come from all works of life. FDR was never a combat soldier, Ronald Reagan was an actor who just played pretend soldier in the movies but was never in real life. This two guys were America's greatest presidents of the last century. Good leaders come from all proffessions: businessmen, lawyers, teachers, carpenters, soldiers, medical doctors.
The most important features in leadership are;

1) INTEGRITY (self explanatory)
2) Wisdom to select the best people to do the job and not hiring his fellow tribesmen, friends or party members.
3) Vision and sense of direction of where he wants to lead the country to.

By the way, a leader does not even need a bachelors degree, he can hire people with Ph.D's to do certain tasks for him. If education were to be a top priority then Oxford educated Mugabe would be the greatest president ever.
PoliticsRe: American Hawks Gala In Lagos by davidif: 12:25am On Jun 18, 2009
oh boy, here comes the conspiracy theorist. The man is CIA, the man is mossad, the man is MI5 or even KGB papa, and he was to steal secrets by selling gala. Kai, Nigerians. If CIA wanted to spy from Nigeria, wouldn't they do it by using a top level official like a diplomat, ambassador or even the vice president or senate president. Besides what's there to spy from Nigeria? How to make suya? Nonsense, awon alai ninkon se. angry hisses
FamilyRe: How Much Does Keeping A Wife Cost A Month? by davidif: 12:19am On Jun 18, 2009
Never really thought about this before.

Maybe triple what you already spend on food.

But also think of other things such as
gifts for your wife
flowers
hair and other beauty treatments
entertainment
going out

spending money on your in-laws
family savings
life insurance
unemployment insurance

and in some instances you may need a more practical car for shopping, new baby etc.
@chaircover
Look at this one angry  why not go marry puff daddy, afterall he can afford these things. You might as well have asked for a pony or a trip to the moon. angry angry
CultureRe: Funny Naija Pictures by davidif: 12:04am On Jun 16, 2009
this one is waaaaaaaaaaay too funny.

CultureRe: Funny Naija Pictures by davidif: 12:03am On Jun 16, 2009
ha ha

PoliticsRe: Police Brutality! by davidif: 12:01am On Jun 16, 2009
o ga o.
SportsRe: The Legendary Maldini Has Retired by davidif(op): 11:58pm On Jun 15, 2009
My greatest defenders of all time

Maldini
John Terry
Jaap Stam
Marcel Desailly
Jamie Carragher.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA) military training (pics) by davidif: 11:50pm On Jun 15, 2009
why're you posting navy seals stuff. I heard they're wuss compared to the army
@oyinda
WHAT?!?! ARE YOU HIGH. I AM GOING TO PRETEND THAT I DIDN'T JUST READ THAT.
PoliticsRe: Ondo And Its Offshoot Ekiti: Laggards In Health And Employment In Yorubaland by davidif: 11:31pm On Jun 15, 2009
they should train nurses to do basic operations that nurses do just like they did in Mozambique and they drastically cut there infant mortality rate. For example having doctors perform basic delievery and common complications with patients.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of The Nigerian Police Before "rebranding" by davidif: 11:27pm On Jun 15, 2009
ha ha.
SportsRe: Nba Season '08/09 by davidif: 11:23pm On Jun 15, 2009
Gosh, i hate the lakers and kobe with a deep passion.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: SSS Exams Date? by davidif: 11:17pm On Jun 15, 2009
secret exam + secret exam date == secret result
ha ha ha


as u knw they have no web site because they are secret agencies.
CIA has a website and so does the NSA, even mossad sef get there own website.
PoliticsRe: Legislator Acquires Private Jet.says Its Cheaper Than Cars by davidif: 11:13pm On Jun 15, 2009
oro ilu yi ti su mi!!!
emi no.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA) military training (pics) by davidif: 1:31am On Jun 15, 2009
see how a real soldier should be training. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7086093695878182844
CultureRe: Outrageous Brideprice! by davidif: 1:28am On Jun 15, 2009
Talk of expensive
You should visit my village and hear the cost of marriage, or even burial
By the time u buy all the cows required for only the village elders, and u then arrange all the george material and bags of rice required for the village mothers, then u can come to the family eldest son, and finally to the list - which in itself is a clear reflection of all u already spent so far

Our women are expensive, and rightly so!We don't want poor inlars
whitelexi, and you have the audacity to get mad when a Nigerian marries a foreigner. Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA) military training (pics) by davidif: 1:18am On Jun 15, 2009
This is what millitary training should be http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy_SEALs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Drogba Set To Release Album by davidif: 1:16am On Jun 15, 2009
yep, the thing too funny.
SportsRe: Nba Season '08/09 by davidif: 1:11am On Jun 15, 2009
Gosh, i hate the Lakers with a very deep passion, i hope they lose today so badly.
SportsRe: Unbelievable! The Greatest Boxer Of All Time Is Retiring. by davidif(op): 1:00am On Jun 15, 2009
"Pretty boy" floyd "money" Mayweather is baaaaaaaaaaack, he has agreed to fight marquez on July 18th.
EventsRe: Where Does Real Madrid Get There Money From? by davidif(op): 12:57am On Jun 15, 2009
Summary of the article:

Madrid is a non-profit orgnanization which means that they have unlimited access to credit (loans), also, they have the richest TV deal in the world; 233 million dollars, they also have a bigger name brand than Man U which means more revenue generation when it comes to advertising and merchandising.


By the way, biina, what kind of stupid answer is that?

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