₦airaland Forum

katniss:
Lol...he broke off the relationship now. He probably just wanted to know what people thought about the whole thing.

Phew.

BLoomfrancs:
See hypocrite. So what you said about light skinned girls is not racist, huh?

Since when did when did saying was not that cute racist? I just said it's pathetic that some black people worship light skinned women which it truly is. Where did I ever put light skinned women down?

I actually am not mad at your comments I am just using it as a teachable moment cos it would be hypocritical of me to laugh when a black man makes fun of me but get angry when a white person or a foreigner called me the same thing.

This light skinned obsession is one of the most widespread and most disdainful practice in every black community in the world. It is beyond ridiculous and stupid when someone holds another person higher because of there skin tone.

I even heard some that in some tribes the dowry is more expensive for the light skinned over the dark skinned girls which sounder so embarrassing to me as an African. It's no wonder a lot of girls bleach just because of this insecurities.

BLoomfrancs:
Black monkey na you fine pass. Oluku

Goodness gracious! That's the most racist thing I've ever read on this website.

Standing5:
See what sharing structure has caused. Nobody is developing the state, all attention is on the Federal Government. No monthly allocation, no show. No federal projects no show. The 36 states structure is just there to help many region tap and spread the wealth from the . . .

That's what I have been saying. Until they scrap the whole federal allocations the govt especially at the state level are going to remain dysfunctional.

katniss:
Hello house. Ever since I was a teenager, I've been having very painful menses. I've been managing it all these while and through school but the problem now is I have entered the labour market and I'm currently looking for employment. I don't know how I can cope with it. The first two days I see my period, I usually can't function properly especially for the first 24hours. I stool and vomit. I have tried a lot of herbs and painkillers and even abused some painkillers in the process such that I developed ulcer. Please house I want to know how I can cope with it and if there are possible solutions to my problem. Thank you

Please see a doctor asap.

VeniJu:
When you see such topics on FP, you just blame NL mods. Of what importance is this and how is it intellectually informative?
The situation with NL is a typical contrast of how Nigeria is.

I believe you mean microcosm not contrast.

Hotstepper:
I a really ashamed watching how CNN showedhow Nigerians do fraud for hours,

It's pathetic really.

katniss:
Comedian Alibaba shared this story on Instagram about a lady who thought her boyfriend impregnated another lady which she later found out wasn't true. This was after she had cursed and assaulted him and even smashed the mirror of his G-Wagon. Nairalanders what do you think?


"I don't know how to advise my guy... He says I should help him ask without adding any names. "What if she reads the postings online? I asked him.
"Then she will know if I am right or wrong to have packed her out of my flat and ended the relationship".
Please note, if you have no advice to give don't comment. Insults will be deleted. Please read the chats before commenting.
Don't be asking me what the guy did. She said it all there. To make this clearer, her friends told her that her Bobo was responsible for impregnating a lady. So she went gaga. Then found out it was not her Bobo. At which time, she had been thrown out and she then realized that the girls who claimed to be protecting her from getting hurt (which may be true) did not investigate properly.
So things became bad. And got worse when she broke the driver side glass of his Gwagon with a flower pot. Now it had become clear he wasn't the person responsible.
Those friends have apologized that they "thought he was the one"... That is the root of all this apology. My Guy's argument is if she had a gun and shot him that night, what will these apologies be for?

Abeg, what was the conclusion?

Wow! See story.

bantudra:
inferiority complex things...

No mind dem jare. Just read some of the comments and you would be surprised if we are looking at the same girl. It shows you how some black people think. Quite pathetic really.

sandraanakebe:
She is cute...!
#proudlyigbo

Wait What?!?!? Because she is light skinned?
It seems as if anyone that's light skinned is now "cute" to you people. If you think this lady is pretty then y'all must have some really low standards.

Annie939:
IPOB women are tooooooooo pretty and beautiful

Wait What?!?!? It seems that any light skinned girl is "beautiful" to you guys.

Nnamddi:
Meanwhile, 9ice Is On Panic Mode with His Own.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/02/actress-rukky-sanda-poses-with-huge-python.html

Hahahahahahahahahajahaha that 9ice pic is priceless!

ENIMONEY:
I am a girl and I am guilty. Thing is we are women and you! Nigerian men have taught us that "toasting" a man Is a taboo. We have cases where women have done the asking out and it turned to insult.

Have you sent 101 dm's and messages to a girl you like on social media and she did not reply you?

Are you one of those guys that send
Hi
Hello
How are you?
Hi?
Are u there??
?
And still no reply for years?
Maybe she even replied but all she did was kk
Lol! Don't be dismayed. I am going to give you pointers on how you can get your dream girl to reply you.

1) you have to be creative in your messages. Truth is 100 other guys just sent her the same message that you have sent her. How do you stand out from the crowd? You have to.
2) instead of the normal hi, hello, you can type something really nice . like a nice flirting line. Girls still dig that. And it makes us smile and reply you immediately. You know those lines now, too bad they are going extinct now. (When I remember one, I will post it) ehen! Something like "did it hurt? Am really sorry if it did" and she's like "what do you mean?"(she just replied you. Note*) "I mean did it hurt when you fell from the sky? You must be an angel"
3) Go straight to the point. Tell her about yourself. Never! I repeat never, ever ask her to tell you about herself first, without you telling her about you.
Try something like " I am David, I am from Kaduna but I stay in Aba, I am the first born from a family of 20, just looking to make friends, I see we went to the same school, may I know you?"
Trust me she will reply.
4) Your profile pictures and status should always reflect a mature personality. First impressions matter and YES! We check out your pictures and status and like an interview we accept your friendship or delete your message instanta.
5)Do not ask for pictures on first chat. Or ask for phone numbers or other personal things. Build a friendship first. Allow her trust you and then you can ask her for anything under the sun.

I am not smiting anyone or anything. Many have missed their future spouses because they do not have social skills. It is not also easy to reply every message you receive as a lady on social media so guys over to you. Win that dream girl today.

No. 2 is soooooo corny.

This has got to be the most stunningly beautiful wedding pictures I have ever seen.

QueenSuccubus:



All we do is to stare at the photos of these random newly wed...

I Wonder when we gonna see an active Nairalanders getting married and invited some nairalanders too specifically the ROMANCELANDERS..

Why should they invite people they don't know?

PrickGetSize:
I mean Nigerian politicians.

But you no put qualifier now, you just said which politician doesn't steal. You should have said which Nigerian politician doesn't steal?

PrickGetSize:
Show me a politician that doesn't steal.

Abraham Lincoln, Margaret Thatcher, Harry Truman, Ronald Reagan, do you want me to go on?

SweetBoyFriend:

James Ibori my mentor

May the good lord continue to bless him

Your mentor?

Show me who your friends are and I will show you who you are. - Anonymous

themonk:
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/have-we-found-a-cure-for-hiv-five-patients-are-virus-free-months-after-new-vaccine-135112111.html

Chei! Congratulations to this team. If this works this would be a huuuuuge breakthrough.


On another note though, when will Africans start finding cures for diseases like this?

We truly need to overhaul our entire educational system from the bottom up cos it's obviously doesn't seem to be helping us at all. It's not preparing us to solve real world problems like diseases, ginger and famine.

We need to scrap this system that places too much emphasis on how much you can cram as supposed to critical thinking.

HiddenShadow:
Trump is a man of his words

He does what he says

In Igbo language we name people like him

Ekwueme.

A man of his word? You mean the same man that said that he was going to release his tax returns for full disclosure after the campaign and yet has failed to do so? Or the same guy who said he was going to "drain the swamp" but has made it worse? Oh and let's not forget his multiple lies or alternative facts as Kellyanne Conway calls them. And this is the guy you claim to be a man of his word? Gotcha!

WINNERMENTALITY:
Nigerians una still they wait for messiah Buhari where the world see us as unlearned for voting an illiterate, unhealthy and old man in 21st century...

They would just say Africa has dark brain

HONKONG are voting for representatives around age 30 and below while we aim for 69 and above.

Why won't we be a laughing stock

It's not Nigerians fault now, it's the fault of the system that only allows only the wealthy a realistic chance of winning an election.
The solution to that is open primaries that allow the masses to vote for the party nominee like it happens in the U.S instead of having to vote for whoever the party heads select as there flag beater in the elections. Nigerians shouldn't have to choose between Buhari and GEJ. That's like asking me if I want to die by hanging or by firing squad.

SalamRushdie:
Another proof that Buhari is a jokester..WTF is this . This pic clearly reflects his ideology on how an economy should be run in his parochial socialist mind . Buhari wouldn't mind all of us wearing informs that identify us as citizens of Nigeria under his presidential initiative ...Buhari and his kind have no place in 21st century governance which is a laissez Faire affaire within the borders of fair play

At least give him props.

Berbierklaus:
So true,some women are just managing their men until a better one comes by

Akpevwe9:
While I was browsing the net this evening with my itel S31, came across this and decided to share.
Who speaks the best English in Africa? And the answer is Uganda. According to the world linguistic Agency, Uganda takes the cake for being the best English speaking African Nation.
First off, the idea behind the best English speaking African nation ranking is in no way to slight any nation. Africa is a country of an entirely different culture from the west. So, it is understandable that some African countries are still not fluent in them. As a matter of fact not all the nations of the world fancy the English language.
English language is the global/international language at the moment.
Like we say, anything worth doing is worth doing well. There are 28 English speaking African nations. From these 28, the World Linguistic Agency made a list of those who speak the best of English language in Africa.
Best English Speaking Countries In Africa:

1. Uganda

2. South Africa

3. Nigeria

4. Kenya

5. Zambia

6. Botswana

7. Zimbabwe

8. Malawi

9. Ghana

10. Rwanda

11. Sudan

It is also worthy to mention that as some countries were not colonized by the British, their Lingua franca differs. It will be asking too much to expect fluency from them.

Is that supposed to be a source of pride? There are many Nigerians who can't speak there native languages fluently but can boast of speaking the language of three former oppressors fluently.
I am waiting for the day an American or a European would boast of how well they speak Yoruba, Hausa or igbo.

Nnamdd1:
As Dollar continues to fall freely at the parallel market following the Forex intervention by the Federal Government, Senator Ben Murray-Bruce has advised Acting President, Prof Yemi Osinbajo to teach his boss, President Muhammadu Buhari who is currently on a medical leave in the UK, his magic.

The dollar traded between N400 to N460 at the parallel market on Friday, February 24th.

http://www.naijahelm.com/2017/02/dollar-fall-yemi-osinbajo-should-teach.html?m=1

http://twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/835377730480967680

Wow! This shows the lack of knowledge of economics in this country.

Funlordmaniac:
The true measure of a man is his ability to bounce back from failure and setbacks and still SUCCEED! Trump is a BILLIONAIRE and a PRESIDENT! What about YOU?

And how exactly do you know he is a billionaire when he hasn't released his tax returns to show his finances? Or did he personally show you?

AgentGoat:
If to say seun marry this girl all these for no dey happen now

Tynasparks:
Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dang! Bad and Boujee.

ijebuloaded:
The Federal government on Thursday said it has concluded arrangements to ensure that every Nigerian owns house within the next three years.

It said plans were in top gear to ensure that it built 16-17 million units of houses every year across the states of the federation for public and private workers.


The Minister of State, Power, Works and Housing, Hon. Mustapha Baba Shehuri made this ‎disclosure in Ilorin, Kwara state capital on Thursday.

According to him, the project which would be achieved under a Public-Private Partnership arrangement was already in sight.

Hon Sheuri said this at the official commissioning of 250 housing estate units financed by the Federal Mortgage Bank of Nigeria (FMBN).

Speaking at the event, the minister said, “The Federal Ministry of Power, Works and Housing will continue to strive at meeting the challenges of housing deficit in Nigeria, which has been put at 16-17million units.


“Indeed, the Ministry’s plan to build several housing units in every state of the federation for public and private workers every year, over the next three years, under a Public-Private Partnership arrangement has reached an advanced stage in terms of implementation.”

He said this became imperative because, “Every government has the responsibility of addressing the welfare of its citizens in all possible ways.

“It is in this context that it has been a matter of priority for the President Muhamamdu Buhari led administration to provide affordable housing for the teeming Nigeria’s populace.

“National Housing models have been designed and approved for each six geo political zones of the country.”


While stressing that, “the 250 housing units being commissioned today are equipped with basic amenities required for a decent life,” the minister noted that, ‘the developer has done a good job and it is my humble prayer that the beneficiaries will make good use of these facilities to ensure the accomplishment of the lofty objectives for which huge expenditures were incurred by the government.”

Shehuri also pointed out that, “the FMBN being the apex mortgage institution in Nigeria has a major role to play in the realization of the aspirations of many Nigerians towards owning a home through mortgage.

“I am please to re-affirm the resolve of this administration to recapitalize the bank to the tune of N500billion which will no doubt reposition the bank to adequately and efficiently carry out its mandate under the National Housing programme of this administration in order to make the lower class Nigerians own houses easily.”

Source : http://ijebuloaded.com/news-every-nigerian-must-house-3-years-fg/

When will this politicians learn to mind there utterances?

klanny:
The Guy lifestyle tire me oooo ..Upon say e dey marry celeb , wey e for dey hold like treasure

Like someone said, there is three sides to every story, Side A, Side B and the Truth.

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