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obowunmi:
choco - choco, my boo

Back offYou've been warned

All of una just dey born girls all over. WHo go born the boys to marry them?

Isnt this interesting?

A woman married a man she gets pregnant and she says she wants to go for her MBA. The guy gives his permission and even sponsored her. Yet the guy is to blame.

1. Didnt she know she was pregnant when she was leaving?

2. Was the guy the one who applied for her, sent her transcript and appeared at the embassy for her. Since ppl here said he SENT his wife away.

3. If the guy had insisted on her not going wouldnt we be hearing "My husband didnt allow me to follow my dreams", He tuncated my beautiful career"

This is a lesson to all men.

Beware of leeches. Most of these women are what they are parasites.

dipo2much:
Uncle Dayo, You are the king of nuisances. Keep quiet or go to your thread,sir

Wetin dey smell like this? Na your mouth dem bury Bola-Ige put? Rat die for your mouth or you get Soak away for mouth?

Which ones?

presido1:
Tot they are the current German Yampion, How your market better pass them? Abi Arsenal failure don dey show for your medulla oblongata?

Assanal are also Losers Yampion.

Yampion na Yampion, One Yampion no pass the other, No dey discriminate against one Yampion

Assanal failure is the stuff of legend or how can one explain a club being trophyless for 6years when Birmingham Tottenham and even Pompey don win trophies in the time

armyofone:
why you come quote her in cap?
see that your blacky fingers with dreadlock head 

You want me to give you head?

Hauwa so you sef like better things. And you dey shake ikebe inside military fatique like say you no know where dem dey put Deecckk

So who was Omeri representing?

Odechukwu has taken cluelessness to a new height

When would you sack someone for being trophyless for 6yrs

Interesting

Does this include the Achaba rider in Kano, Bauchi and Zamfara

Fear of PDP?

In the last election out of 20 LG in Lagos PDP won 2.

Really he has a reason to fear LOL

We have sacked the person that needs to be sacked.

No one is bigger than our club unlike some useless clubs who worship a mediocre manager even though he has never won a European trophy in his career and has been trophyless for 6 seasons

ifyalways:
@OP,First meeting at their own home or at your guys place.
Some people get caught on lingerie when mama pays an impromptu visit.First impression matters most huh
My first meeting of my husbands folks at their home was very informal been that I have meet all but the dad on visits and [size=18pt]sleeping overs[/size].We were already at home with each other so the "meeting" was more of a legal reunion.
Keyword is to feel free,answer questions as clear and as honest as they come . . .most parents have ears for details and can store data so don't lie,answer their questions and ask them related questions abt themselves too.
LOL

Osanobua!!!!!!

You mean say you don dey take moans "DISTOP" your inlaws even before wedding date?

WHy are you sooo corrupt sef? You need to go to Reverend Kings "shorsh"

ifyalways:
Don't be deceived,the guy Dayo took you to are not his parents oooo.Dat man na Ogbomosho plumber wey he sort with 2K to pose as him old man.

If you know how many babez wan meet my Pale, You go think say na Ministry .

chic2pimp:

You too like wahala sha

Which wahala?

na hustler dey ask nonsense question, You see a M0r0n and you are asking which club he supports? Which other club would he support?

Good point. These are just busybodies. Anyone and everyone now seems to be organizing debates


We will soon have the national association of [size=18pt]vulganizers[/size] organizing a presidential debate. Rather watch that than all these clowns.

But please note that OUR DEAR MODERATOR IS IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH BUHARI AND HIS ORGANIZATION.

Are our details safe?

No wonder you want GEJ to continue in office. I am sure you are under the Umblerra too.

Are you a graduate of Biolgy or do you also have a PhD in Zoology?

^^ See wetin I dey talk now.

You see your T square shaped head say na the same thing you dey post twice.

No wonder you are a GAYYner.

Osi o da .

How market BTW

hustler:
whats your club affiliation @Switch

Hustler you funny o.

Which club has m0ronic supporters? Ask what club does edoyad, 4lerbuntu, Dipo2much, mumuface support

Remii:
some words are difficult for some people in some areas to pronounce.

With all due respects, not mocking any tribe:

Lagos kids have problem with "r" "oi e o pe" instead of "ori e o pe".
Ibadan have theirs with "sh" that is why you hear jokes like , kini soo (show) soo suo (show sure)
Delta (Urhobo in particular) don't call "L" well, they call "Nateef" instead of Lateef
Hausa /Fulani cant call "P" , "feople" instead of people.
Some Calabar guys call "Younson" instead of Johnson

I have heard Ibos call "umbllera" instead of Umbrella.

so its just accents,

Even there are American and British pronunciations. Anti is called as written by British while Americans call it 'antai". It is preventive in British and preventative in America

You mean pronunciation makes her say

"My fellow widows"

Or "My childrens"

"GEJ and Sambo is good peoples"

Was English not her language of instruction in School, Is English not the lingua Franca of Nigeria?

Or whenare graduates excused from not being able to speak their lingua franca and language of instruction

aisha2:
I will be there, only death can keep me away. Now we are acting, good, really good enough website politics, this is the real deal

aisha2:
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C/o Suite 4, 7 & 8, Metro Plaza, Annex 8, Plot 991-992, Zakariya Maimalari, Central Business District, Abuja

Tel: 09-8706714, 07042479429

E-mail:savenaija@gmail.comDate 12th January 2010. Venue: Arrival from 9amFrom Unity Fountain, Near Transcorp Hotel, Central Business District, Abuja; terminating at the National Assembly Complex. And in London – United Kingdom on Friday 15th January 2010. 12 pm – 15:15 arrival and protest at Parliament Square SW 1P315:15 – 17:30 protest moves to Nigerian High Commission WC2N 5BX If po, See More

Quote of Aisha while she was supporting GEJ.

Was she on GEJ's payroll then?

aisha2:
I will be there, only death can keep me away. Now we are acting, good, really good enough website politics, this is the real deal

aisha2:
Update! Nigerians march for Change Abuja Venue now published! SPEAKERS: Prof. Wole Soyinka, Alhaji Balarabe Musa, Dim Odumegwu Ojukwu, Dr. Tunde Bakare, Hon. Farouk Aliyu Adamu , Mr. Solomon Asemota (SAN), Dr. Tunji Braithwate, Hajiya Najatu Mohammed, Prof. Pat Utomi, Pastor Sarah Omakwu, Mr. Femi Falana, Hon. Olawale , Oshun, Dr. Tunji Abayomi, Mrs. Ayo Obe, Mallam Naseer Kura, Dr. Joe Okei-Odumakin, Hon. Uche Onyeogocha etc. Abuja-NigeriaSave Nigeria Group (SNG)

C/o Suite 4, 7 & 8, Metro Plaza, Annex 8, Plot 991-992, Zakariya Maimalari, Central Business District, Abuja

Tel: 09-8706714, 07042479429

E-mail:savenaija@gmail.comDate 12th January 2010. Venue: Arrival from 9amFrom Unity Fountain, Near Transcorp Hotel, Central Business District, Abuja; terminating at the National Assembly Complex. And in London – United Kingdom on Friday 15th January 2010. 12 pm – 15:15 arrival and protest at Parliament Square SW 1P315:15 – 17:30 protest moves to Nigerian High Commission WC2N 5BX If po, See More

Quote of Aisha while she was supporting GEJ.

Was she on GEJ's payroll then?

aisha2:
I will be there, only death can keep me away. Now we are acting, good, really good enough website politics, this is the real deal

aisha2:
Update! Nigerians march for Change Abuja Venue now published! SPEAKERS: Prof. Wole Soyinka, Alhaji Balarabe Musa, Dim Odumegwu Ojukwu, Dr. Tunde Bakare, Hon. Farouk Aliyu Adamu , Mr. Solomon Asemota (SAN), Dr. Tunji Braithwate, Hajiya Najatu Mohammed, Prof. Pat Utomi, Pastor Sarah Omakwu, Mr. Femi Falana, Hon. Olawale , Oshun, Dr. Tunji Abayomi, Mrs. Ayo Obe, Mallam Naseer Kura, Dr. Joe Okei-Odumakin, Hon. Uche Onyeogocha etc. Abuja-NigeriaSave Nigeria Group (SNG)

C/o Suite 4, 7 & 8, Metro Plaza, Annex 8, Plot 991-992, Zakariya Maimalari, Central Business District, Abuja

Tel: 09-8706714, 07042479429

E-mail:savenaija@gmail.comDate 12th January 2010. Venue: Arrival from 9amFrom Unity Fountain, Near Transcorp Hotel, Central Business District, Abuja; terminating at the National Assembly Complex. And in London – United Kingdom on Friday 15th January 2010. 12 pm – 15:15 arrival and protest at Parliament Square SW 1P315:15 – 17:30 protest moves to Nigerian High Commission WC2N 5BX If po, See More

Quote of Aisha while she was supporting GEJ.

Was she on GEJ's payroll then?

aisha2:
I will be there, only death can keep me away. Now we are acting, good, really good enough website politics, this is the real deal

Quote of Aisha while she was supporting GEJ.

Was she on GEJ's payroll then?

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[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7959215#msg7959215 date=1300754435]DAYOKANU,
You've been going all over NL Politics section insulting our president, and even worse, his wife.  You better stop it immediately. 

Also. . .
[size=4pt]Go edit this.  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-590933.1376.html#msg7858056
Take out my quote or something.  I don't like it.  Do it now.  And don't make it worse.  I'm serious.  I'm not your LovePeddler!  Everyone else: mind your beezwax. Do it and maybe you and me?  We might be cool again.[/size][/quote]Se o fe ma fi oko nla da eru ba arugbo ni?

Kilonbe nigbo ton dun mohuru, mohuru, Ti o ba pa nije ko kuku panije, Bi o si panije ko ye dun mohuru mo ni mo.

Oya isale gangan, Wa pade mi ni yara, Mo fe fi nkan han e lori ibusun mi

[flash=500,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/-hTZ_mS7TsI&feature=related[/flash]

This might be interesting

http://temiville./2011/03/17/nysc-ipaja-camp/

Lol @ GEJ campaign co-ordinator

Jonathan is probably asking how prison was, Cos he knew that by May 29 when Buhari is sworn in ,

Na jail get him ass

A year ago, Nairaland was pro Jonathan

After 12 months of mumucious leadership, the table has turned and Nigerians are fed up

Ok i dey wait you

Whats Sharpening on this thread

Kilon wassup?

Whats Yruba mans former ID?

medjai:
But they both didn't make it at Chelsea and that speaks volumes about the way Chelsea play. Crespo left Chelsea and went on loan to Milan; he led them to CL final in '05 and was 2nd or 3rd highest goalscorer in the CL that season. He returned to Chelsea and still couldn't cut it. Chelsea is a team that defies footballing logic.
Besides, Torres hasn't failed yet. You know how long it took the likes of Benzema, Berbatov, Gomez, to adapt to their current clubs.
The price tag is another factor. Zidane suffered the same problem when he joined Real then for a world record fee. The pressure to justify the price tag can easily put pressure on a player.

Crespo and Sheva came to Chelsea at the twilight of their careers

Benzema was highets goal scorer in french league, Gomez was highest goal scorer in the Bl while playing for Stuttgart Tell us what Torres has ever achieved individually both at club and NT level