₦airaland Forum

Ninisun:
Keep taking her out till when? The wife should reduce the volume or the woman can leave please.

...till she is gone.
They should improvise on the best way of copulating.
I thought marriage is not all about sex.

Your common sense should tell you that having sex in presence of your mother is not gentle.

You can have sex with her while she is on errand or you take your wife out to do so as a gentle man so that you can have some respect from your wife mother

I want to know if anyone has ever or even experiencing the same thing like me,
These excess sweating is making me go insane.
A man like me supposed not to be taking constant shower like a lady because of heat.
These are my daily experience as an attribute to heat ;
1. Every Eatery I patronize irrespective of the poor delicacy I must sweat making them have some accolades as if they are the best because their waiters must definitely give me extra tusson to clean up.
2. Always the first to be called upon at any work to be felicitated by the management for being a hard time worker while I am the least effective in the midst of my co-workers due to sweat.

3. Hardly makes trouble during my school days , but whenever there is a general punishment like kneeling or sitting on air, I am first to set free because of the excess sweat in a mater of few second.

4. Hanging out to friends with no AC makes them feel less a human because of my sweat.

And lastly whenever I wished for the sweat I will be so cold.
Please ! If anyone has any suggestions on what to do please kindly help me out. Thanks .

See money!!
They will be released when the right amount meet the wrong hand .

I don't blame them, I just blame the society.

Good morning my good people of Nairaland.

Please kindly help me in prescribing the best phone device with a broad range WiFi connectivity that can go as far as five [5] electric poles.

This can't be caches of weapon.

I don't think the power will ever leave the North if the West and East does not improvise.

I hope there was no casualty and damages.

Officiallyme:
Guys, it's not as easy as you guys see it, just pray you're not in shoes, thinking about it alone weakens the mind

Very true bro,
It makes my heart heavy

This is another cash out as usual.

Looking forward for Iraqian babe.

This match tye rapa oooh!
If the Eagles could not win far away from the sight of our failure who knows what they can do in the backyard of our failure?

A one round of a sex can send a man to infinimum mile.

KanwuliaBaby:
Good to see you madam B!❤️

Thank you!
I go show dem ke.
Dem go call police TAYA!

I told the police to please take anyone who can't tolerate the home rules. Do you know what the stupidd cops told me?

They said their “books” are full and there is no space in “the system”! Oh?

It got to a stage I filed a complaint against the police dept for RACISM! Arrrrrrrgh, they started sending only BLACK COPS to my house o!

If ANY CHILD DISOBEYS, I CALL THE POLICE!

I wore them out.

No one wants to call police any more o!
I became an EXPERT in calling the police.

If you nor wash plate- POLICE!
If your nor brush teeth- POLICE!
If you disobey curfew- POLICE!
If you nor do homework- POLICE!
If you use foul language at home- POLICE!

The police were tired of me o! I taught them and the children a gravvvve lesson.

Now, I can parent in. PEACE!

Madam you made me laugh so loud.
More network on your mobile phone

Congratulations to them.
Black man should learn to reveal his secrets to his brothers so as to move forward.

TECNO the best thing to happen to Nigeria phone market

Nigerian will never change.
You borrowed and failed to pay on the agreed date and now you have come here for us to pay your debt or what?

WibusJaga:


Interesting! At least he get small hope say something go drop.

But you see that man wey resemble Buhari, nothing nothing for him. He still de hussle wella with him danfo for Oshodi.

You they mind am, he needs the purest of cleansing because his pady resemblance n'a curse

They don't know what they want because the Muslim lady I know does not need school.

godofuck231:
That one na steady , if you know your training and you know you capabilities, ar least 2 go bleed to death 1 go de to tell the story of spirit when almost kill am , though I was successfully robbed once back in nigeria , it was because I was with company and at a dead end , if I did anything stupid someone would have been most likely shot dead , I no fear aumatics o but these humans hold awka

real men dey avoid akwa like plague

Whatever the reason maybe I don't care, we all know that all politician are liers

Samunique:
Yes !!!!!!

He would have been collecting #50 owo mi da if he was a Lagosian

He looks so Nigerian

Nobody last forever but we wish you not to depart now until your old age.
Quick recovery Boss

How times fly,
Once the Julius de genious is now the Julius the sickman.
I remember those days he was in some TV programs and flourishing in his comedy carreer but look today how the so much wanted man become so isolated.

Nobody doesn't know how the law works in UK, I guess this is an agreement brake down.
These onyibo can be annoying sometimes with their love, they will hop on yo and kiss and caress you until you deep in your tool and voila ! Rape pops up

gospelpen:
After they'll be making Nigerians look bad, but the ones that happens right under their nose is worse.

But some oyibo people mumu sha, wetin you wan carry that thing wey you no fit sell or sample for your house do?

Everybody know all the players wey dem give am for world cup. You wey no follow for the team, how you wan take dey explain give people if dem see am for your hand. At least if you wan thief, thief sensibily.

You are wrong Mr, there are so many things he can do with the medal, they ain't like we that will go about looking for a buyer but for them they already booked what to do with it.

gabicon:
We have fully entered into the first stage of ideological subversion which is Demoralization. Demoralization is the point where the brain that ought to think "ABC" starts thinking "CBA". People know what they ought to do about their situation but lack the moral to do something about their situation so they resort to vices like money rituals, begging, fraud, other crimes, etc. We have so many with an education but can't make anything out of it. People practically worship money in Nigeria. The end goal of ideological subversion is the total collapse of a nation.

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You 've said it all bro.
These monetary mindset of our society today makes me go insane

I have seen someone that sells bagco sack and chewing stick for over 20years they completed their two bedrooms flat last year.

I doubt that a learned man of Caliber will utter such a word to the press, it must has been misinterpreted by the uneducated media personal.

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