₦airaland Forum

Chai !! My Radio has divorced me .
I can't remember I listened to her.

Na this pikin be the zazu wey I dey hear??

This man is just an extra dirty man.

Everything Nigeria is vawulence .
Uncultured people

RIP to the victim though you died foolishly.
As trained as I am some circumstances won't allow me to cut my life short.

Where is the baby picture?

Should I say that this is the greatest man doing ever in history of mankind

Sleeping in the car park is more safer than Hotel

NwaAmaikpe:



Just like wine, women get better with age.
An aged kpekus always remains a delight to me; zero pregnancy worries, unscripted orgasms, minute infection potentials, better grasp but worse smell.

When I discovered this, I began spending more time at the States Pensions Board. The way I always loitered there in search of prey, you'd think I had just been appointed the Permanent Secretary of the Board.

Omg. The lord is your strength

Take it to the mechanic to smoothen the brake disc then change the brake pads to a soft make then let him tighten & grease the linkages then your problem is solved

Inkling:
Which criminal will order for camo?. Camo you can get easily down here

I am shocked bro. That's to say that it all false accusations

Supporting Sénégal and Japan.
Love those japanese names

The manufacturers are not complaining as long they are making a lot of sales

This is bad but a win win situation if the woman has invested it out of reach of the court.
She will accept her jail time with joy because the 91million can not be made in this present Nigeria for 10years .

Therefore; let her make use of her proceed wisely and stay cool in the correction center to acquire some skill which will help her turn around things after her 5years jail term.

Why are Nigerian media so evil?
600 souls gone and they are telling us 60

I said it before and it happened.
It's not like I am happy seeing eagles not representing us in the world cup but the fact remains that we are not ready for anything in this beautiful country.

Always say your last [lord's] prayers whenever you wake up in Nigeria

What are the playing sef

Congratulations to lala family, this is a festive period of abundance snake pepper soup in your home

Jaydot01:
What's your budget?

100k

I still feel some regret over some girls I turned down those good old days.
My immaturity made them detest me for no good reason at the present.
Well, I believe I did the right thing if not I may not have been where I am today.

mozes01:
nonsense how is having sex in your room with your wife the same as having it in her presence. e gbami ke. una oversabi too much here o, wetin wrong gan sef una no go talk am.

This is not acceptable, this is moral deceadness.
That you have the freedom or right doesn't mean that you should exercise them

Everywise man in Nigeria can see the hand writings on the wall I won't say more than that, let come 2023 first

Ninisun:
Keep taking her out till when? The wife should reduce the volume or the woman can leave please.

...till she is gone.
They should improvise on the best way of copulating.
I thought marriage is not all about sex.

Your common sense should tell you that having sex in presence of your mother is not gentle.

You can have sex with her while she is on errand or you take your wife out to do so as a gentle man so that you can have some respect from your wife mother

I want to know if anyone has ever or even experiencing the same thing like me,
These excess sweating is making me go insane.
A man like me supposed not to be taking constant shower like a lady because of heat.
These are my daily experience as an attribute to heat ;
1. Every Eatery I patronize irrespective of the poor delicacy I must sweat making them have some accolades as if they are the best because their waiters must definitely give me extra tusson to clean up.
2. Always the first to be called upon at any work to be felicitated by the management for being a hard time worker while I am the least effective in the midst of my co-workers due to sweat.

3. Hardly makes trouble during my school days , but whenever there is a general punishment like kneeling or sitting on air, I am first to set free because of the excess sweat in a mater of few second.

4. Hanging out to friends with no AC makes them feel less a human because of my sweat.

And lastly whenever I wished for the sweat I will be so cold.
Please ! If anyone has any suggestions on what to do please kindly help me out. Thanks .

See money!!
They will be released when the right amount meet the wrong hand .

I don't blame them, I just blame the society.

Good morning my good people of Nairaland.

Please kindly help me in prescribing the best phone device with a broad range WiFi connectivity that can go as far as five [5] electric poles.

This can't be caches of weapon.

I don't think the power will ever leave the North if the West and East does not improvise.

I hope there was no casualty and damages.