₦airaland Forum

SimonN:
.. English prof

na these kind ppl made me stop to dey post on NL. if not, I get many interesting topics but I don't want anyone to make feel bad by correcting my small small Grammer

As I ve said before don't be deceived. Cos who had not slapped today, may do tomorrow. Judge him with his other good sides.

glimpse33:
The Fact That He Onced Raised His Stinky Hand To Slap You Is Enough Reason To Arrest Him.
Do Not Marry Him Please, Else He I'd Turn You Into A Punching Bag

professional, allow the gurl to marry no use this ur yeye advise spoil her mind. Who says the one that hasn't slapped her today will not slap her tomorrow.

Are you sure his is not your landlord daughter's boyfriend? Cos this kind afternoon thief me no understand.

Which kind girl be that? Under 30mins the guy no fvck am. Please no marry cos it another sharp man an hour to fvck when she married.

Estharfabian:
I don't..
I have car sickness.. I puke and feel dizzy..it gets messy.



I prefer Guys with Power bikes anyways!
A guy Wearing An helmet is Super hawt!

if waste my time solve the mathematics on ur dp and the number is not ur own, I will show "sheige"

Do we need driving license to drive in this country? What is the essence of driving license, when it's been issued without testing the driver. Is only in Nigeria they issue driving license to blind man

akoladejesu:
U killed urself cos of an ordinary Nigerian Girl? I pity u. Am sure ur soul will never rest in peace cos the gods of the land are vexing. .....
Oponu ni bobo yen sha........

it is not Nigeria girl. I guess is Ghana, going by the phone number below the letter.an average Nigerian boy will not agree to die for such reason. This is true love ppl says it doesn't exist.

Sugahylz:
Her under pants na to match with her shoes

lol

So none of you have any good thing to say about her?. Ok o it is well.

My brother we don't have choice na. We are at u
people's mercy. Big belle or not we will manage.

We gradually becoming white people, where we can do what ever we like in the name of our right. God is watching in 3D

nakamora:
Pls which one is private soldier.

soldier without rank

DANO1011:
Earlier today, we publish a news post with regard to a UTME candidate that scored 399 .

It has been verified that the information on the result slip circulated online was actually doctored and hence fake.
The actual score of the candidate was 199. This we have verified.

The picture attached to this post bears the original and actual information that was on the result slip before it was doctored.

why should I believe you? I

ril19:
e.g who and who?

u don't wana know

yusaze2007:
Ex-beauty queen/rapper, Munachi Abii, is all shades of flawless in photos for BMPro’s The Turban Series by Banke Meshida-lawal.
See photos below:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCXhDe2FrC4/?taken-by=munachiabii

what is she doing on a contruction site? Or is it not scaffold I'm seeing

I like her. How do I meet her?

mulante:
A car will only conveniently get you from point A to B.

A Laptop + 10k (modem + data) can bring all the information you'll ever need to you in your room.

Brains with 5.0 CGPA operating capacity will process the information and make cars out of it.

It's just a metter of perspectives.

he can sale the car and buy plenty laptops and plenty 10k. Boy u are right we are being fooled

pinkiecutie:
so confused sis...
just tired of the whole affair..
anyways I am grateful.

how much are being paid there?

The baby fell inside or how?

Sunnycliff:
Never stopped to laugh at Efcc will soon be after Ubah to detect how he will do this his verbosed statement. But with my knowledge of Economics even at postgraduate studies, I still don't no how he intends to do it. Maybe if he succeeds at this, a Nobel Economics Laureate in the pipeline!!!

it means u no dey enter class, cos even me as an Engineer knows what to do

kimnicki:
he or she is still looking very ugly

after death, judgement day:
God : who are you?

transgender girl: its me na baba God Solomon

God: all the Solomons I created are males, how come you a female?

transgender girl: God I felt you made a mistake na, so I corrected the mistake

God: gerrara here I don't know you


funny enough when you hear this man/woman's voice it still sounds like a guys voice




Mm

tufiakwa!! uwa mmebi!!

he or she is honestly not looking ugly to me. Or maybe we are looking from the same angle

arena2007:
A corper is given a class room as his accommodation by his ppa, he can only have access to his so-called room, only if the pupils might have been closed.

Nairalanders how do you see this?

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/02/see-accommodation-given-to-corper-by-his-ppa-photo.html

must he stay there?

Big girl like that, IT IS WA. Instead of showing love to her children at home, she choosed to disgrace herself. It is well

nlfan:
This Is How I Broke Him Down After He Broke My Heart

I met this young man when i was 21 and he was 24 we dated 4 years, we were both struggling, we stayed with each other and help each other to grow.

We grow to become successful and i became very influential in my field and he was so proud of that.

Last october we agreed to walk down the isle, we were planning where we are going to stay after the wedding, he stays somewhere in Lagos mainland while i stay in the island. He told me that he will be moving somewhere in Mowe in Ogun State where his father built a house about 2 years ago.

I told him that will not be a good idea, going from Mowe to Victoria Island everyday will be terrible for me since we can afford a house in Lagos at least for now or we stay where he is staying currently, he maintained he cant change, we could not reach an agreement on that, the next thing i got a shocker, he traveled for event outside Lagos to the east, where he comes from, only to get attracted to a girl he met there and came boldly to tell me, if i cannot marry him and stay at mowe, there are so many good girls who will rush the offer and in annoyance i told him, have you found one please marry her.

To my surprise few days after i saw a photo of him and that girl he just met, less than two months all over social media, he has engaged her.

Initially i was pained, but let's face it he doesn't deserve my tears, his groups of friends started calling my line to ask when we stopped dating since we still stepped out recently to his friend birthday.

I didnt know what to say i asked them to ask him, things went that way and i started hurting, after he did official intro to the girl i knew it was over, i called him and told him i wish him happiness and best of luck with his wife to be.

He felt bad but said he knew i was a good person that he is not shocked i called, i ask him to keep me updated on wedding plans and he did and i told him i will attend he said he will be grateful.

On the wedding day, during the reception i showed up, i had gone to get a very flattering dress, i even paid for make up, i looked so beautiful i couldn't believe myself too

When i entered the room everybody went crazy, all his friends and associate knew me, some are even pained at what he did to me, i showed up all his friends rushed to greet me, it took over 30 minutes to cheek kiss all of them and hug a few, the few people who didn't know me was wondering who i was and why i am so beautiful

I went up to greet him, he almost fell down from where he was standing, i greeted his wife ( a village girl from akwa ibom lol - the way she pronounce the thanks for coming though )

I started catching fun and dancing crazy, my ex couldn't stand it anymore, he ask his wife to go inside the car only him came to greet his guys where i was seated, THEN BROKE DOWN IN TEARS

HE CRIED SO LOUD LIKE PEOPLE WERE SCARED, People will think that i will disappear from there scene since he was crying, i was still seated shaking body to the tune of music, he then told one of his friend, i don't know but i think i messed up - the guy was like you messed up big time, are you just realizing, then live with it the rest of your life, his wife rushed out of the car i guess he heard his prince charming was crying, he came and the moment she opened her mouth to ask daring wot isssit, guys had funny faces about to explode.

At that point he left and i continue hanging out with his friends before oping into my car to go home. He sent a touching sms yesterday.

don't mind him. Seriously I'm here for you. Marry me, but you would have to relocate to PH

vybzkartel:
She wakes up at 6am

sometimes after 6 am

and i believe a virtuous wife should be waking up earlier

I am often up by 4am or 5 am

She wakes up late and doesnt pray

I have been diplomatic, harsh and all...but she hasnt changed. what do i do?

6am isn't too late in this part of Nigeria where I live.

Emaimo:
I went to visit my guy and I met him eating this. He he killed it in his backyard. How many of you like this meat?

Jesus!!!! Where does ur boy lives, cos such snake at someone backyard it is way.

opeaceo:
1. the cost of a cup is 1.1 unit

2. 10 minutes

3. I don't think it is possible.

I think the number 2 ans is 1m

I hope it can now read and write!

Maybe it's not because of ur attire. It possible u did something. But seriously are u a tour? I no, don't bother yourself.

CaroLyner:
he obviously doesnt have your time anymore.
Its time to move on sista.

they stay in different country, has anyone thought of time difference between the two countries.

Miracle4Sure:

u just made me laugh real laugh