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luminousity:
Answer is 6, no time to explain.
I wonder how someone can claim to use BODMAS and still arrive at 12 as the answer. SMH.

olawalepopoola:
The answer is 6. BODMAS
Step 1: Multiply 3 by 3 first. This gives nine
Step 2: Add it to the 3. I.E. 9 plus 3. This Gives you 12
Step 3: On the Other side add 3 plus 3. This gives 6
Step four: Now subtract the 6 from 12.
Answer = 12 (QED)

Captainswag225:
so op does this mean, if ur wife says the same thing in future u will divorce her?

Naijasinglegirl:
A stranger assaulted me on my way to a friend's place on Saturday. My first instincts were to fight back. Alas, I was incapable of defeating the heavily built tout and I all I could do was rain generational curses on his head. Reading and watching the rising rate of unpremeditated batteries and assaults in the news lately, the need to stay on the defensive can never be overemphasized. To summarize what happened yesterday, some drunk 6ft crackhead hit me because I ignored him when he tried to chat me up.

What if there were no passers-by to intervene? What if the incident didn't happen in broad daylight? What if he was a rapist, kidnapper or a serial killer? What efforts do the average Nigerian girl on the street make to guard her grill? As usual, I will begin with mine.

I have always wanted to learn karate. Who knows? My black belt skills would come in handy when I am wearing a loubs in the face of a prospective attacker. Sadly, I have no basic idea where karate classes are held in Nigeria and the cost of training. Another form of attack is the use of peppersprays. I can't count the number of super marts I have gone scouring for a can of pepperspray for my personal protection.
I mean with all the excessive pepper we waste on Yoruba stew, the bottle of pepper solution the mallam never fails to douche our suya, the peppersoup dishes at major restaurants and the various species of cameroun pepper, tatashi et all at the market, no company has taken it upon themselves to produce pepperspay. Very sad.

I use to have a small penknife hidden in my handbag when I am in the company of 'penis owners' I don't trust but I ditched the penknife early last year after my police friend hinted me on the way his team mates were indiscriminately arresting people with the tiniest of weapons, suspected to be armed robbers or members of the dreaded bokoharam.

Currently, my only weapon is a matchbox I never fail to carry in my pockets and a 2ml kerosene in a syringe. This is a habit I cultivated since I was 17 even though the only time I have had cause to use my matchstick was when my friend's gas burner was non functional when we were about preparing noodles at her house.

Bi-annually, I replace the matchbox with a brand new pack when humidity dampens the old pack.

Wait a minute! How would a matchstick come to my rescue if someone tries to hurt me? Maybe I might use the match stick to stir up a fire that may subsequently lead to my escape when I am held up in an empty room. Nikita taught me this. Maybe I might use the matchstick to burn off the robes when a kidnapper bound my hands? Thank you Angelina Jolie. Maybe I might set a dissatisfied ex boyfriend penis on fire if he asks for more or tries to force himself on me after I have given him a handjob with my kerosene lubricated palm.

Girl, at least I am making an effort to stay safe. Are you?

http://naijasinglegirl.com/every-nigerian-girl-needs-a-can-of-pepperspray/

londonrivals:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-e0x4zn588Cs/VeMxflJZwjI/AAAAAAAGagM/vCSoQenJZ0U/s1600/6.jpg[/img] This was the rice/stew served at lunch to those inhabiting the IDP camp. She also mentioned something about '5 dry catfish being used to cook a meal for 3500 persons.' Apparently, even funds meant for feeding at the camp are embezzled...
http://www.metronaija.com/2015/08/see-kind-of-food-served-for-lunch-at.html

cc: lalasticlala ishilove

agarawu23:
even if the shovel is new, it's too bad

StephanieEzeh:
This is pure old school can't remember the last time I set my eyes on this car! Ladies, can you go out with a guy on a date in this type of car? If you see a guy driving such car, just know its "papa dash me"

NgeneUkwenu:
And One Useless Pastor Called Kukah Is Still Talking About Amnesty For That Thief Called Jonathan....Smh! Only in Nigeria!!!!

millionaireman:
This Transamadi looks more than a shanty town. Like cities run by APC govs.

sigiyaya:
where is this one from? Didnt you see the caption? Ewu Hausa

lalasticlala:
Someone shared this story on Twitter. Please read and learn from it.





As shared By: https://mobile.twitter.com/EngineChux/status/626490859710603265

deavicky:
My neighbor no get any of those characters. So we go do am

DoroMega:
Tell us the feature nau, cant compare though. Beast is just a ...........well, Beast

FTC............ Check my signature

ikbnice:
and u call this AUTOmobile. Where is the AUTO of it?

joystickextendr:
they are in big trouble i guess....for where egee? MI go say na photoshop then case will close









Meanwhile do u want to know how u can enlarge your joystick and stop premature ejac?? Check my profile/signature