₦airaland Forum

Shalommy:
Chaii.. Liar!

E shock you?. Receive more shock I still get another one on the way that will carry seven toilets.

Shalommy:
No be latrine you dey use? Talk true

even if I use Bush, that doesn't stop what not right. But by the special grace of God I have four toilets within my disposal in house.

Ndubuisipaul1:
My fiancee told my younger brother that she will send him out of my house if we get married. She was joking, but it didn't sound like a joke to me.

Let me tell you how this started. My younger brother told my fiancee jokingly, that he will be sending her on errand anyhow, when she marries me. Although he went too far for saying he will be sending her on errand anyhow. But he has every right to send her on errand because he senior her. She then replied that if my brother do anyhow, when we get married she will ask me to send him away from my house. At this point I stop seeing the whole discussion as joke. I asked her to repeat what she said, she repeated it again (take note: she was saying everything jokingly)

I told her right away that if my brother comes visiting when we get married, she will not send him away. She said she will use her woman power to make me send him away.

She went further to ask me, that if they ask me now to choose between her and my brother who would I choose. I told her I would choose my brother (she could see the seriousness in me).

And I really meant it, any girl that will separate me and my brother will have to use jazz .

This my younger brother established the business that I am doing today. Has done countless number of things for me.

We don't joke with each other, and she knows that.

So am really scared, could this be a joke ? even though it a joke. How can a woman joke that she will separate two brothers ?

Nairalanders, please help a brother with your advice. is this a red flag ?

what make u think ur brother has the right to send her at will?. U even concoring to that.
U don't even like the girl.

Shalommy:
Nice toilet.. The construction no be here oo. Chaii

it is fine but very unhygienic. Why would one want keep flushing his toilet with dirty water?. Later someone will go and seat on it.

Na wa oh!!!!! This is becoming interesting. Even APC does not want APC to win because they know that Tinubu is evil. Come to talk of it, which one is Tinubu stands. In 2012 he said they should not remove subsidy (he lead group of people to demonstrate against Jonathan)in 2023 he said whether we like it or not they will remove subsidy.Now is he saying Buhari is causing fuel scarcity for him not win the election.
This brings me to asking, why is he complaining or is he the only presidential aspirant.

Jennyclay:
Uber kwa? Biko, don't put someone's daughter in poverty. I will also leave you in the relationship if I found out that you're Uber driver. How much are you even making a day that you're bragging .

You cannot deceive us with all these audio millions you're quoting up there, you better go and work hard. Is it Love she will eat in the relationship ? Haba!

God Abeg o!

all I can say is " see your small Nyash" you think most people working for people like it that way.

God1000:
Good, they should not use that tragic event to make money.

None of them said anything about bringing the perpetrators to book since all these years.

it's a pity they where killed in that manner honestly it's really pathetic but the truth is that those boys were not innocent.

ebubeson:
A former friend of mine told me long time ago, how a guy slept with his former babe when she came to drop wedding invitation card.

If you like, keep enjoying yourselves and keep enjoying your cheating. It is a free world...

it happens alot.

2 million I come for it.

Pakute:
The nightmare of Ipob/ESN, when he landed they all ran under their wives' skirts.

that guy na juju he dey use oh.

GorillaApp:
Abeg the drink dey give enternal life?

na the real holy communion be that. If person come ur house u serve with the cover.

Thanksful:
Abeg which airport is this?

no mind them with lies.

SavageResponse:
A lot depends on the type of house and the location of the site.

But even if what you're building is just a very small bungalow 3 million will probably only take you to lintel or roofing level.

There's no point going to tie down your money if what you have is not enough to take the house to a reasonable level.

if he has a land already I think he can build a moderate 2 bedroom to an extent. It take about 2500 block to to build that.let me just give a small breakdown.
1. Block 6" 2500×300=750,000
To lay the block let's say #100 per block(my area I can still pay #70
2. 2500×100= 250000
Cement 1 bag should lay 100 blocks. Let's say 30 bags × 5000 =150000. Sand and granite 300k.
Rod for lintel 100k he can then go for a cheap roofing option.

Na you scratch urself. I sure u no bath sleep or to marry mosquito.

odimbannamdi:
If you guys like, push the price to 5000/litre, we are all in this together. the economy is a round table. When you (marketers) push the price to any amount you like, other commodity sellers will adjust their price accordingly and you will spend your excess profits at other ends of the round table.

but salary earners will suffer because his salary may not be increased.

Quintopia:
The Dangote Refinery and the newly renovated Port Harcourt refinery are equipped to produce Jet fuel, or aviation fuel.

Use your brain, and follow the news before injecting your ignorance and negativity.

anything they talk ur own na to defend. U think say u like this country pass others?.or na APC u dey indirectly they promote.
Country that cannot generate common
electricity, good road, good hospital, good school, no refinery and what more.
Not even bicycle producing company, suddenly want to start manufacturing aircraft and u think it I'd normal.

Nicolas cage

JejeIsLife:
Good everyone....we all know that job getting a job in Nigeria is twice the work of a full time employee. The challenges of unemployment and the sapa promax suit that automatically becomes my day wear makes me shoot and apply for any job that comes my way, at least make me sef avoid see finish for area.

To cut the story short I landed a customer support job due to research I made online and I aced the interview...lo and behold I was sent a mail that I should resume on Monday but here I am having a panic attack as I did not know what to do since the job is a social science job but I am a technical person with engineering background. I am accepting the job because of the salary, financial challenge I am currently facing and the job is partly remote.

Please kindly share your experience with me if you ever work in a customer support centre and what software is used.

thanks.

one day our pastor said some of us are millionaire without knowing and at that time I had just only 78k in my account. When i got home, i then checked myself and realised and the properties i had then, they are over 30m assuming i want to sell them. Sometimes there aee things about you that u, u can only see if only u take ur time to observe.
You had past the interview while some other failed and u still believe you don't know anything. How did u think u passed the interview?.

Thank you lord at least someone can just talk good of us for the first time.

Why is everything happening in the APC lead administration.
Why are people dragging people backward in the country.

Naijalarry:
https://www.channelstv.com/2023/01/19/presidential-election-obi-may-win-in-anambra-says-soludo/

if he doesn't win in Anambra where else will he win?.

cjscon:
Please house i have a clean first body infinity q4 for sale
Gear is very ok
Neat interior
Good body
Reason for sale
bad engine......my mechanic advised me to get a half engine with top but currently I have other pressing needs so I want to sell it off....but don't know how much to place it,I need an insight don't want the mechanic to Rob me
If your interested call me 09055052277
Vehicle is in Aba

Nna where the picture?.

flejnr2:
The level of your illiteracy is that you would have enquired how much a gallon of good palm wine from Enugu ezzike is sold, a gallon(4litres) on a normal market day is sold 8k and in festive period sold from 20k-30k due to demand and the smallest wine seller comes to market with not less than 3 gallons in a day. so a normal wine tapper in Igbo land that has enough palm trees that are his own is not ya mate on a normal day , he might be selling more than 50gallons a day with his contact

while I had to stop and go back to my calculator. You try well well. He must have a palm plantation that never dries.

burp18:
Pretty little thing. these are really tough times.

check very well she is into drug

MrBroke:
Of course it is. Nicotine

does it make people high?

MrBroke:
What about the billionaires who don't, don't get me wrong I'm not talking about once in a while thing I'm referring to those alcoholics and drug addicts who smoke non stop. A lot of people I know who now smoke, majority was due to how life treated them you know; depression, peer pressure, and environmental factors. I still stand by my word all drug addicts and alcoholics are weak ass motherfuckers trying to escape reality

which one the drug addict?. Is cigarette a drug?.

braunny:
haha and you can still type I don't believe.... Give us full jist tomorrow morning

it tot the weed is supposed to give inspiration why is your own different.

slex:
Come and pay 50 naira

honestly that is the range for that car.

peepydelano:
I don’t think Tinubu’s health is that bad as been portrayed on social media by Obidients, so far he has proved otherwise and he’s the most agile campaign wise. He’s almost everywhere.

that is if u know the kind drug that is sustaining him for those hour.

HeRulesMen:
I don't know if this is the right section to post this, if not, mod please take it to the right section.

My online brothers and sisters, help me thank God for preserving my life as I almost left this wicked world last Friday, 13th January, 2023. 13th January has become a day I will never forget in life. Since I graduated from the university, I am yet to get a job that is well-deserving of my status. I'm not talking about big jobs with heavy remuneration (not as though I won't grab it if I see one of such) but just something to earn a living from. The last salaried job I did was a contract job which lasted only 6 months. Since then, despite my efforts, applying to every nook and cranny to land a job, I have been unlucky. However, I still keep hope alive.

However, it makes me think Nigeria really need to redefine and re-axamine the value of education in the country and what it stands for. Does it stand for nation building or for frustration? That is something for another day BTW.

Back to the topic, so with a woman and two kids to take care of, I had to go do labourer job at a construction site to earn something. That Friday was my second day in the place. I never thought it would end in disaster but I thank God that even after falling from such a distance, I didn't die, neither the mason man that was on the scaffold.

The thing is that I was carrying mortar and blocks to the mason, climbing using ladder. You know this local scaffold builders use. That thing they nailed together as V 'abi' L, place them on the wall and put planks on top to stand on. I don't know what happened that the blocks put at one end to weigh its balance failed while I was already up there. Long story short, everything collapsed and that was how we landed on the ground from the finishing end of the building. It should be a distance of 12 feet or more.

What worsened the case was the mason. As the scaffold collapsed, he immediately and unconsciously grabbed the newly laid blocks in safety attempt, not remembering he just laid those blocks. You know that kind thing. Landing on ground, that was how those blocks came upon us in their number like some sort of blast. To top it all, I didn't earn a penny that day. The man is even blaming us for the collapse.

I sustained injuries but my waist especially seems to have dislocated as a result of hitting it on ground while landin. I have been feeling sharp pains from the inside since then.

Since that Friday, I have been down physically and psychologically. As I am reflecting on it today, I decided to write it down.

No matter how it has affected me, physically, psychologically, economically and health-wise, I still thank God for sparing my life and I want you to join me in thanking him.

Thank you for reading also.

if say money dey u for go check for internal bleeding.

chokekachy:
https://thenationonlineng.net/court-sentences-lagos-vulcaniser-to-death-by-hanging-for-robbing-nurse-of-n57000/

and accountant General is rooming in peace.

tonididdy:
The party rice nko!

them go cook their own for there.