₦airaland Forum

slim75d:
people are wicked, i swear the tailor that sewed this trouser is an ipob member. He has suceeded in making our dear president look like a motherless kangaroo. Mtceww

oboy be mad man oh see how you make me laugh for the first time today.

aylive02:
if they won't fire him a few days after being employed in Oron, he can go. Na just the irregular staff thing dey worry me o. 40k wey dey come steady can be trusted than 85k wey go stop after failure to meet expectations

why would fail to meet expectations.

Mskrisx:
Good evening everyone.
Please I bought my car about a month now. (Toks)
As I was bringing it in, I didn’t know the car was overheating and it burnt my gasket. I fixed it in agony.
Now just today, after parking it for 9 days I called the mechanic who told me I had to change the 4 coils, plugs and do a fresh servicing. I did all this and even bought two new gallons of coolant. Dear people, do you know that after an hour of all this, I tried to test drive , just along the way I noticed the car was over heating then I Tried to look for a little safe place And park. I opened my engine bay and noticed that gasket is burnt again! All my money down the drain! The stress, the agony, the everything. I’m so so sad! Trying really to be strong. Please people, what can I do? Now the car won’t start and I had to pay a towing van to tow it. Sorry about my grammar. My heart is just too heavy. Thanks. Any opinion is welcome.

what car is that?

Emeka71:
I haven't done penetrative intercourse before; but I used to flirt with women inside a crowd; and many at times I don't even take up to 1 minute before I releas;e and I can go multiple rounds after some rest; but even some times my second round could make me release faster.

why am having the feeling that u would grow to be a rapist.

Having been stressed up from the pressure of work, bad governance, bad economy and bad kuntus yet they want u to last longer.

Solofresh2:
Hello fellow Nairalanders,
Please I need your advice on this.I find it hard to express myself to people because of been rejected by them
I find it hard to express myself because of being criticized
I find it hard to express myself even at my place of work because of being sacked going back to square one
There are somethings I don't voluntrily want to do when people ask me to do then but I can't say no because I don't want to look bad
I lack self confidence too
I really need help because deep down I hate it when I can't express my feelings to people
Have been pretending to enjoy pain and stress since I was born and now am 21 years of age,no school,no handwork, always feeling shy but I have one talent which is music but I don't know how to go about it and I don't want to see sucide as an option
I blame my parents for this things because when I was small, they don't allow me to go out and experience life
As I write about this now,I feed myself and instead of them to give me, they are always demanding from me
I don't even know where to start from
Am tired of this goddamn world!

you are 21 you are still small so stop blaming your parents I'm sure ur other siblings are not like that.its ur nature. look for one book and read it. The tittle of the book is learn how not to give a fork.

Mavrick2012:
Good day house.
Please i need your help.
About 10 years ago i started feeling some slight headache and heaviness on my head.
This continued to increase.
I thought it was inside my head.
I went to the hospital severally and did several test,but they saw nothing.
Just some few weeks ago i observed it was actually my scalp that is folding and growing heavy as you can see in the pictures.
Please,what could be causing this?
What can i do to stop and reverse this.
It's causing me heaviness and pains.

opos u been sale gala?

No be ur fault bro, the suffering in the country is just toomuch I guess ur head is responding to it.

Correct man

Fahdiga:
This is highly commendable. Only if Nigerian soldiers can muster courage to save our country from the claws of vulture parading as leader Nigerians will see them as heroes

Those idiots.

hybrid11:
I expected to see enough nipples and firm breast but op just d show me face, na face I go chop

na breast you go chop.

Virgin still dey south Africa, just asking because I no want trouble.

Bullet01:
Chai.............

Sweet ride. God punish poverty.

you for buy am abi?.

Militant30:
As a Rivers Man I don't think this is our problem rather Ikwerre people's problem because they see this administration as an opportunity to conquer all land like the Fooolanis.

You don't need to demolish a market because of hoodlums,if that is the case it mean that all the markets in Rivers State will be demolished because their are hoodlums everywhere.

After the commissioning of Mile 1 market it's still under lock and key till today.


Ikwerre people una Meka oooooo

why not arrest the hoodlums and take them to where they belong, instead of demolishing properties.

Chuky7:
To the ladies in the house. Would you marry a guy who his matter don cast as in his sexcapades is the news of the town. the kind of guy that flirts with anything with a skirt and has sex with any that allows for it.

Note this guy is financially buoyant lives the best life can offer nice car. house. travels. etc.

Would you?

Here is a piece of my story there was this babe that I was always chasing trying to get her attention at any cost she no gree but immediately Mr sexcapade pulls up with macho skills to tell her how she has nice legs she blushes like no tomorrow dey. I now heard he took her out last weekend. I guess my business with her is done n dusted.

leave her for who the cap fits.

Gerggii:
What is the faith of innocent ones like us that stay in lekki

move to oshodi or iyanu kpaja

AceRoyal:
We can't win any competition with this man as coach!
He's just there for the money and nothing more.
No tactics, ambition or even flare!


He's useless!

I had asked them to sack him since but they will not listen till boys enter street in protest "End Rohr"

culf:
he ask a simple question, those criticising him should answer.

Nigerian can never be satisfied, if you like, kill yourself.

let him remove the once he has been using without result.

SenatePresdo:
If Messi was as Desperate as Ronaldo is for Glory, they would have changed Soccer to Messi.
But even as effortlessly as he plays his game, he's still a thousand miles ahead of CR7.

I thought Ronaldo loves Challenges? Why is he moving from one Most successful club to another? Why didn't he go to Arsenal?

Real Madrid is the most Successful Club in Spain and the world.

Juventus is the most successful club in Italy.

Man-United is the most successful club in England.

Where then Is the challenge his fans always shout about?

Messi haven't been in any most successful club, yet doing wonders.
for the Records, Barca isn't the most successful club in spain, neither is PSG the most successful Club in France, Marseille is.

It's Good to choose your Goat as a wise man.

With this, I hope I have been able to change your mind to accept the real Goat.


Like for Messi and Share for Ronaldo

do you say MAN U is more successful at the time than PSG.
Why didn't Messi go to Arsenal.

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Oh God curse me not to be poor. So I can gladly take responsibility of the needy and also be a father to the fatherless.

I will change the president to something better.

I don't know if it is my eyes, all I see here is one one dollar.

BeeBeeOoh:




I don't know if Abia state is Ogun state's role model on bad roads or vice versa


Eye yam just confused

Road in Abia are far better than that of ogun.

Love4all24:
It’s worse than it looks. I’ve videos and I don’t know how to upload them. Lalasticlala, @seun please someone should help push this.

it can be worse than it looks when the adjacent building if free of water.

I think say the dude na black, how come he is giving birth to white children.

So nobody served in Mary knoll college Iyala?. My PPA.

slenderBeam1:
O. D. S. S. Igalamela/Odolu lg. Kogi state. That state ehn!

wetin do the state. Mind urself oh.

thebosstrevor1:
I wish a girl can die for me like this

It is my fantasy

fantazing for someone else daughter or sister to die for you, are u normal?.

MufasaLion:
LMAO

Some men are animals. How could you lift a finger in a woman?

you no hear say the woman was in possession of his gbola. The only way to free himself is by touching her.

Davash222:
How can he walk away when his gbola is in the hands of the woman?

you just made laugh.