₦airaland Forum

MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.., okay do it the way i want, he can't, okay darling go down on me and suck the hell out of the pussy, he can't , all he Knows was using his finger to dragged the clitoris ..that was so childish , suck the ass hole,he said nowhere... i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.


Modified:
You lots are funny , so funny i swear. If women act like they don't like sex or enjoy it, you lots called us hypocrite, if we bare out our minds on how we feel about sex, how we want it, and how we hate boring sex, that when you confused lots start calling us hoe , olosho and all sort of demeaning names. So pathetic.


It seems most Nigerian men are not mentally sound seriously. Especially poverty stricken ones that full this forum. With this their attitudes they stupidly think i Vanessa, will attend to their dm. Una go wait tire, keep sending.

God bless America. During my stay in Ohio, i learned so much there. Here can never be there. It's incomparable. There you bare out your mind the way and manner you want it, without being insulted or being bullied.

did u check if the womanliness was smelling?.

Send them to the village. Villagers need them to farm.

SultanOfPuna:
Not just the regular STD, he collected the Buy 1 get 2 free type of STD.
My boy has been scratching since monday. He has tried lots of antifungal creams but it keeps worsening.
Today he was driving me, his left hand on steering the other hand on his gbola scratching it furiously..

Today he confessed that he paid a runz girl from Choba uniport 50k for 4 rounds sex during weekend.
He just spent 50k to collect free STD and with the way he is scratching i have decided to no longer shake his hands anymore..
I just dey vex for am, based on say him just waste money and the bani sef don block him number.
He doesn't want to go to hospital, and he don't know what StD he has but I'm worried that if I continue hanging around with him. The StD might transfer to me via air or by touch.
Is StD transferred by hanging out with infected person.

the STD is not my concern he can go ahead and do anything that pleases him. My concern is why must he pay 50k? for what exactly. Somebody is paying heavily to commit sin.. it should have been 5k even na 1 round.

What of the asking picture

jditimiya:
Guy send you fit send me your number for my DM.

how them they take DM person for Nairaland.

No nah sex suppose happen the next day.

She get luck say no be all those medical student weh dey smoke weed hold her deadboby, the for done slice her neck before she says Jack.

Oxb90:
Have they seen that the so-called bandits are even wiser than all of them? They have just succeeded in punishing the same already suffering citizens. Olodo government.

it better for them to use walkie talkie atleast their conversion will tapped because it is open.

No no. Make them no sack that guy oh, no be because of I like am, I no like am at all my concern is the 600m payback I'm concern about. That money can help 600 Nigerians if it is well managed.

Una for na start nah hungry for fish una.

fergie001:
Contract expires Dec 2022.

Conditions:
Get us to the playoffs
Get us to the AFCON
Get us closer or better than the last time in the AFCON
Get us to the World Cup


So far, he has achieved 2.

2022 let's endure after all we are enduring some people till 2023.i hate that coach no be small.

Bola146:
Congratulations to him my own fans how far?

e go send u our account make u put something for us first.

When will the said contract expire? And why would he alone give condition and NFF didn't give him our own condition. Our condition could have also counter is own for none performance.

I have been clamouring for his sack since 4 years ago. I had called a radio station yet nothing was done. If a coach can not not lead super chicken to win a nation cup, then its as good as nothing.

Barrister026:
My wife attitudes towards food she cooked with my money is getting on my nerves.

How can my wife be dishing food to me like she's serving it for our kids.times without number have complained but still no changes.

It's either she makes eba that won't satisfy us ( when they is enough garri available) her defense is that she don't want it to be wasted.

OR

She dished out soup for me with lesser meat like am a kid. Have told her several times when cooking..to buy enough protein in the soup or stew. But to my surprise she always economise the money and divert it into something else.

I even had to start buying suya in the evening when coming back from work, because I know what I be expecting when my food is dished out. ( Recent news we saw of how suya killed some families, made me limiit it)

Have ordered her on several occasions to take it back and put more protein, but must i always do that?

Please This is really getting out of hand, I really don't know how to handle this situation.

na wah oh. This life is a very funny place. See me here warning my wife to stop serving me plenty food and also to serve me only a piece of meat. And here, the same think causing problem to someone else.

1.2 m

One of my organic chemistry test book. Its almost 23 years ago but each time I remember that book it breaks my heart.

AmericanDad:
Hey guys, I just found out my colleague at work iv been sleeping with is pregnant. We were'nt dating tho we were just having fun together. We both came into the organization the same time and we earn very well like well above 500k per month. I'm 33 and she's 28. Shes having double mind about it and thinking of abortion but I told her No. Her reason is what will our colleagues say and how her family will react to her being pregnant out of wedlock.

The issue is she's from calabar and I'm from anambra. I'm the only son of my parents. Iv not told my folks yet but they definately would prefer me to marry an igbo girl. Also guys, we have started talking marriage plans but now that she's pregnant can the church wed us? or should I just do Traditional and court then after the baby is born I do white wedding Time is ticking oo.

when it come to married and other things you people will be different but went it come to Biafra you people will claim them as your brothers.

No problem Nigeria. We will have to start showing snake no mercy because we cannot allow them to kill us in our own conutry.

You have to tell ur brother.

It's a shame

Useless team and Useless match.

Can somebody tell why this teams are playing llike primary school boys

JAMO84:
It's not Kaduna or Lagos


PDP Dundees will have nothing to say

this is the exact reason we build flyover. If the floor get flooded we use the flyover.

I think you better go abroad if u can. But wait, why I'm advising people to travel abroad this days?.

Mummiesgirls4:
My trad marriage is on the 27 of this month I still have had no courage to tell him about my 3 other children. I am pregnant I am scared he will leave me if he find out that I have 3 other children, I love him so much he is my everything on earth and I am scared to loose him. I don't want to end up single with 5 children. But sometime I feel sad I cry at night and I just don't know what to do because the guilt is so much.

I don't know why the definition of love is different in Nigeria.
By the way I wonder why a woman with 3 children will not claim to anybody that wants to marry her.

Deliverance by Bubba sparxx

Kingsley123456:
I met my first love when I was driving from ikole Ekiti to Osogbo osun State in early 2012, we started dating and we loved each other, she always sing it to my hear that she was lucky to have me, but after about 3years in the relationship which I had relaxed and believed that I have found the mother of my children, she came up with a story that, her pastor said we are not compatible and that we will regret if we dare marry each other, I didn't force or persuade her, she left in 2015.

I got into another relationship in 2016 March, this one was really ready to marry cuz she advised me to rent a 2bedroom apartment she even gave me money to get a set of chair and put in the living room for us to start living together... She came back home with the same story in 2017 Feb on her birthday that her pastor said, I'm not the man for her, she left without looking back.

To cut the story short, I did an admission for a girl in 2018, and we ended up dating, I gave her close marking until she had to travel back home cuz of the Corona outbreak, she called me from home and told me that her pastor said, she should not marry me cuz it may not augur well, I begged and persuaded for about one month but she insisted...

I still didn't see it as anything untill last night when the girl I've been dating after Corona break, we met at the teaching practice, we spend most of our time together she literally lived with me ...but she went to Abuja, her parents place last week Saturday, she's been giving me attitudes until last night when she came out bluntly with same story, that her Mom saw it in the dream that her current boyfriend is not the person she should marry, that cries await her if she dares to..

What is going on with me... I'm confused, this one is affecting me.

yoruba people with pastor say pastor no say that is why I like warri people nothing concern them with this kind talk. But come to think of it, are u sure u are an husband material?.

Travel

wunmi590:
My brother, I'm not saying wife should support the family, but some men keep forcing their wives to split bills shifting responsibilities....

Gosh, if you are not ready to marry, then stay single....


My wife earn more than me, she earn from 3 different steam of income, she support the family, but I didn't force her to do it ..

The car I bought for her, she has never called me for repair before, yes it is my fucking responsibilities to fix the car I gave her, but she does the fixing herself without even letting me meddle into it

as a married man that u are I expect u to listen to other people. U don't know how it is for them. what works for u might not work for other. U are saying this because your wife supports you. There are people whose wives do better than ur wife but still find it difficult to support their husbands.
When people ask for support from their wife it's because the bills might just be too much for them to handle. If u are doing verywell u won't be boarded if ur wife supports u or not. But it will be annoying knowing she waits for u to do everything.

wunmi590:
I'm writing based on the thread that grace the front page either this week or last, see below for the thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/6833377/type-relationship-desire

In my own opinion, I feel it is the full responsibilities of every man, to foot every bills in your home, you claim to be the head and as the head you should always be responsible and not shy away from your responsibilities..

It is only broke men that fight their wives to share mans responsibilities, if you are not capable to take up your sole responsibility, please remain single..

You can't see Dangote or Femi Otedola splitting bills at home with their wife..

Your woman can only support you at her own will without being told to do so....

Know this and have peace of mind

u have done noble with write up but just wondering how you would match up a case where the woman's salary Is greater than that of the man and the woman still depend on the man for everything.