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GindoX:
Guy, wetin you dey type? Abi you too don high?

lol me self no know wetin I type oh. The first "the" supposed the their the second "the" supposed be there help me insert am.

New hair cut or Nigeria carry their Nepa go there and took their light

Itulah:
https://vibewithbliss.com/tiwa-savage-leaked-sex-video-full-video/

thank you chief forthisbetter thingyoudoforme within the minute.

PrinceOfLagos:
I watched the few seconds video till the end and I must say that Tiwa Savage Is a shameless, old and classless whoree

Her shaved punna look so ugly

No wonder Wizkid banged and trashed her

Na make-ups dey help this women, She's so ugly that I almost mistook her for Whoopi Goldberg

Bitch!

abeg how I gotakewatchthevideo

CocoaOla:
Have you checked your brain box? Door handle?

If nothing is missing continue to number 2

nothing is missing the car starts.

CocoaOla:
Have you checked your brain box? Door handle?

If nothing is missing continue to number 2

seriously I haven't try starting the car to check anything yet I will have to do that straight away.

helinues:
Hahahaha.. Logic should be applied to this thing now.

You want to cook rice and stew, cooking both at the same time would reserve the gas compared to cooking both separately

no logic here, is the time required to cook a cup rice the same with cooking 2 cups?. The same amount of heat that will be dispense when cooking them separate will be the same when you cook them together or even more. I can run calculations to prove the fact, but who cares.

Good day to all
I woke up this morning to see my back windscreen has been shattered while trying to know the cause, some one told me that the glass has possible expired. But then do glasses expires?.
What is even annoying me right now is the fact that I don't have money to fix it. Having spent serious money through out last week believing I was going to get some money today. unfortunately it didn't go as planed so my brothers and sisters you people should contribute money for to replace the glass I promise to give you lift any time I see you on the way.

The only think that is good about this pot is the name that symbolises imperfection.

Adjovi:
Then you'll scoop the done food eg rice inside the cooler.

what happens to the empty part of the pot.

helinues:
Nah, you save more gas .

it will consume more gas. Do u know about the law of conservation of energy. Or the first law of thermodynamics. It states that the the total amount of energy supply to a system is equal to the work done by the system plus the internal energy store by the system.
Secondly remember two that different food takes different time to cook. Think of how to manage it when one get ready before the other one. Will u allow it to still stay in the pot, or will you pack it out? What every you do, there will still wastage. If u pack it out the empty part of the pot will begin to burn. And if u decide to replace it with water to prevent the pot from burning, you are now wasting the same energy. More that what you would have consume if u cook them separate. By when u put cold water in the pot that already has food of higher temperature the food temperature will drop because of the law of conservation of energy.
Heat will follow form higher potential to lower potential.
The time to cook both food separately will be lower than cooking both of them at the same time.
To me I consider the pot as a none calculated design.

DoggoneDogg:
Osimhen is better than Messi

honestly

It is my amusement park. It help me to relax by reading people funny comments.

Lenny22:
I am a final year student of a popular Federal University. I'm not rich, neither am I broke. Of course, my present financial strength is average. I have a nice physical appearance and I consider myself as good looking.
I don't have the courage to approach girls that look exotic or sophisticated. By this, I'm talking about ladies with nice outfits, dope nails, expensive phones and wear expensive Perfumes. I wouldn't like embarrass myself, I just admire from afar but deep down, I want to date one.

it's like that everywhere but the simple truth is that you can't swim without getting wet. So whatever insult you envisag is part of the process, and I bit you, you may even not get the insulted.

First you don't know if they are hungry
Second you don't know his stomach capacity
3 you don't know if he does not like what u served him.
Me generally I don't like remaining food when served outside my home because I know most probably it will be trashed. But if I tell them to serve me the quantity I can finish they will be feeling like I don want to eat their food. I like my meal very small like the size of a 12 years old girls meal.

The mechanic in front has advised him to sale it.

But the price he said is not far from the original price of the car.

It is worse in port Harcourt. I don't know what is wrong with people in this country.

bodybuilder:
Why do Nigerian guys always think they were rejected 'cause they're broke.
Why do you have this mentality that your brokeness is your only flaw.
Might be another reason. That's girl you think rejected you cause you're might even be dating someone broker than you.
Sometimes you're not as broke as you think, it's just low self-esteem from comparing yourself with others.

It could be your bad looks, social awkwardness, bad hygiene, shyness and many other things.

Some guys underate the power of being good looking sha. So many girls can be gotten by just being tall and handsome, being rich is just a bonus.

it is because they won't reject some who is not broke in that same manner.

Edibles20:
You’re not wicked.
Nigeria is hard. Nigeria is the wicked person in this story.

una can make person laff enh. Wetin concern Buhari here.

Served as both is where to be corrected because the man feels he is still serving. Except the man is late, then u can use "served" or you think is completely nolong useful to you.

Nwodosis:
BMW no longer have strong body frames.

what do u mean? Or don't you have any knowledge of physics. Mass X acceleration.

The girl is just using your head, is she telling you about other men that toast her?.

1.8 Milla let me come for it.

PENNYSWAP:
you still Dey ordinary state of delimma and you are making noise, what of those that are in the country of delimma nko

mad fellow u just made me laugh for the first time today after a frustrating work.

ambr055i:
Please, I need your advice because right now I'm confused about where to go, it's a lifelong decision.

I just turned 34 last month, still living with my uncle, but no pressure on his part is a big house. Currently, I teach in a school where my net salary and my home lesson inclusive are approx. N 100000 a month. I have a master's degree in engineering, so I haven't put that certificate to use. I have a saving of 900k, it will be higher by December. Although it would have been more than that, I lost 400,000 to the detriment of a bad investment. Last two years, I had an illness that struck (ENT related), which doesn't have a cure. One of the symptoms is vertigo (a sensation of feeling off-balance). This made me change my mind about travelling. For a few months now, I haven't had the experience.

I have three thoughts, but I can only do one at a time.

Firstly, leave my uncle's house, get an apartment. Use the rest of the money to start a business as a side hustle while working with the school.

Secondly, leave my uncle's house, get an apartment. Next, I invest my time in a tech skill (web dev, programming or data science).

Thirdly, travel to the US for my PhD program. I have already been preparing for my GRE before now.

Thank you.

remove number because 900k will not take u anywhere.
Stay in ur uncle home and start the side hustle till e mature before u leave. Except marriage is part of the hustle you are talking about.

saphiere:
I'm in PH.

we could both fly to lagos then.

saphiere:
Guys to be honest I have never entered plane before. I need someone to make this dream of mine come true for me.

Thanks

give me the honor to fly you to PH and also flex you, with a little terms and condition.

Adeniyisam02:
Good day Nairalanders. Pardon my poor grammar.

I work with one of the fairly big school in Ogun state. The proprietor died some few years ago and his son took over the leadership of the school. He started well and brought new ideas to run the school.
However, one of the teachers in the school, a woman got too close to the man and took control of his life. She is called his PA and is now the one controlling anything he does. If she wants any staff to be punished, na so he go be. People like me are thinking this cannot be just ordinary has even my boss wife can't complain.
You will say I should leave the school and look for another place if am not comfortable with the system, but I am just pitying my boss and the future of the school. I learnt the dead proprietor was a very good man who has done many wonderful things in the life of many people.

It has even gotten to the extend that this woman(a married woman o) has been given a flat on the school compound, near the school hostel. Even all the students know that this woman is the oga for the school.

This thing is beyond me. I want to assist my boss, but I don't know how. Please what can I do?

Matured advice please.

you want to assist your boss as who?.

highchief1:
virgin oga.do u no how shameful it is that ur wife is Nigerian used?I attended my guys wedding three of us that drive down have slept with he’s wife.she couldn’t dance when we came to spray money.

after sleeping with other girls, I hope u are not planning to marry a Virgin. Because karma exist. If have had slept with 10 girls, 10 men will definitely sleep with ur wife even if u like go to Israel to marry.

jmoore:
So you had a bath, got dressed, sprayed perfume and walked out of the hostel to head to the class for lectures.

Then you meet someone dressed in rags with the most offensive smell ever. He says to you "being clean is not a guarantee for a successful graduate".

That marks are not given for being clean doesn't mean you should be a dirty pig. You being clean is for your own good, it's healthy to be clean.
Is being dirty a guarantee to be a successful graduate?

Now, you can see where I am heading to. Being a virgin till marriage is a healthy lifestyle. Borehole doesn't guarantee anything. Therefore, let virgins be free to virgins.

I don't know why this appears to me like the most stupid comparison I have come across in along time.

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

I don't think so
Cos apples are the most
Expensive fruit here in Nigeria
One apple goes as high as 500 naira,
Most times I dey wonder how does apple juice sellers buy there apples and sell those juice at cheaper rate

and till now, you don't know that all package juice are synthetic chemicals.