₦airaland Forum

akinmusi:
How old is your car sir?

car different oh, u can park along the road and do some fixing but this one anytime it requires fixing well in motion, the load is ur strength.

I don't understand this airforce people every time they keep on dropping bomb wrongly

Igbojihadist:
Good morning Nairalanders.

Please I need advice on this. I was given fasting and praying which is supposed to end today but yesterday night i was not feeling alright then I visited a doctor who gave me some medications and placed me on drug, I'm suppose to use some this morning but I'm afraid I might spoil my fasting.

PLS I NEED ADVICE

Una happy sunday

no worry u go soon die leave that thing u dey fast for.

kenoyad:
I learned wifey had slept with a guy that's married and far older than her, I got the impression when we met and started dating and asked her if there was anything between them, she denied.

I got to know from her after three years and she was not even remorseful, claiming she had dated him before we met and that's her choice cause she can date Whoever she want at the time cause she's single.

I always felt bad cause I got suspicious and asked her about it. I always think about it every day and it makes me feel so bad.

Her mother had apologised on her behalf that I should please get it over my mind and count it as when she don't know what she was doing.

We have got a kid and i don't want the kid raised outside a home though we were both not married officially.

I want to get the ordeal out of my mind cause that's the only issue i have with her.

How can I get it over my mind? I think about it every day.

I for tell u something but what can I say because my own dey my body and I never settle am yet.
But as long as she didn’t tell u she was a virgin before u married her. Some body must have definitely slept we her. In some cases it might even be more than 20 men So try not to go into ur partners passed if u can't beer the negative stories.

Thank God una eyes don dey open. I talk am before say that man no go people say na lie. With his type of coach our national team can not Barcelona women team comfortably.

Wetin be wooden AK 47 again?

brainmax2000:
are you?

somehow

brainmax2000:
how do u mean

hefty

professore:
I will suggest frying egg and bread (be sure to buy small numbet of bread when u are still gathering customers because bread can spoil). Keep it up bro, one day you will laugh.

maybe adding something like noddle to it, it will pay u be better and if u see this a good one to do, try to reach me any how u can I may be able to support u upon inspection.

Mophor:
If you’re not the type that feel shy, try selling fried meat and Pomo mixed with pepper... you can put them in a white plastic rubber with cover and take it to different departments...
Make sure you put on a friendly face and go with nylon cz of people that would want to buy more

this one no good. E go affect lectures and babs supplies.

Perfectman91:
Weed business, very profitable

this one is good and profitable but it can take u to where u no expect in very short time. you can be very unlucky the same day u start na the same day u go go there. And it will also separate you from ur book.

inoki247:
lol start playing 2 odds with it I don't know wetin 20k wan du.....


The only beta option I have for u is to go look for a beta location at doz GRA gate or a good location nd be selling fruits lik all doz aboki...

I see them buy a single water melon for 200 naira and be making like 800 to 600 naira with one...

this one for good oh but an average Nigeria student will prefer egba to fruit and considering the fact that he will have to go for lectures which means he has nite alone to sale the fruit and they are perishable items.

crazygod:
As a student, will it be feasible considering that laundry business is time tasking especially if he doesn't have washing machine.
To the Op, if you can get a good clipper, you can start a mobile barbing business. Just inform your colleagues and whoever needs home/hostel service, you will be there.

mobile barbing u say?. They no dey learn barbing again or Ops tell u say he be barber.

Shellsploit:
Fried akara and potatoes

this looks better. But the akara will be time consuming as a student. Maybe substitute the Ankara with yam.

Oliviajones:
Coffee Stand. get a large umbrella, Make some pastries, hot water cooler and set up store in front of a busy stop. Mak e

for Nigeria or Europe?.

Oluwatunmise912:
You can start a dry cleaning business

Get a fairly used steaming iron
Table

And a banner to advertise.

Start from there

the steaming iron no dey use electricity.

SweetVibe:
Could having a slim body despite being tall be a reason a guy is not getting female laid Or Could it be because he is an introvert who gets clingy once he find a girl he like.

Am asking because I want to know what will make ladies find a guy unattractive.

as a man u are supposed to be balance on the ground.

iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/existing-tinted-car-permits-spy-number-plates-remain-valid-igp/

this people dey mad oh. I just bought a car with tinted glass and the registration is still process what do they want me to do now.

I can't just stop laughing over the fine slap.
Honestly I for like slap Buhari and dam the consequences. Because this whole nonsense in this country don tire me.

KennedyF:
Hello everyone,
Bear with me pls, this might be a long read and I apologise in advance for any grammatical error.

Recently I've had a lot of thinking about my life after school, how I can finally support my family after I graduate this year, I am the first son and the first child in my mom's extended family, so I have a lot of people looking up to me, and we only have one source of income in my family which is my dad, and recently he developed a health condition which affects his eyesight, and that is making his work nearly impossible.
The problem now that I'm facing is that I literally don't know what I want to do after school, normally I've had this notion that I will cross that bridge when I reach there, but now the bridge is so close and I have no idea of how to cross, to make things worse, I saw my result this semester and I failed two courses which will make me to come back for an extension, it makes me sad whenever I think about it, cos my dad will have to continue his risky job (thats even riskier cos of his eyesight) for a year or so
Sad part is that I can't even think of any side job that might be profiting me while in school or any work that I can do without a certificate, my friends aren't giving me anything useful, I wanted to learn graphics design, I'm passionate about editing photo and videos, I also wanted to learn animation back when I was in secondary school, but my parents killed that dream telling me to go for a professional course, back then they were still thinking school is the only answer to being successful, now I regret allowing them to let that passion die.
Right now I need you guys advice if you have any concerning my situation, or if you've being in a similar situation like mine, I need to know how you made it out successfully

I will accept your criticism, advice and whatever piece of info you can share with me

all I see here is "I wanted to, I wanted to". You went to school and u are not seeing that as what can profit you, then I ask why did u go to school in the first place. You have corrupt ur mind with the believe that u can't get a job when u graduate. that thought is not giving chance see how positive the school may help u. Go and join u father in his business, I guess he is a welder. Put what ever u have learnt in school into it, do some rebranding I'm sure it will profit you.

JimloveTM:
It's no longer news that there's so much insecurity in Nigeria at the moment and agitation in the South East.
Please I need to hear from PH Residents or anyone who has traveled by road to PH recently.

How safe is it in the city at the moment and those who have traveled there recently

coming from Lagos to port Harcourt, the problem is on the western part. If u can escape herdmen activity from ijebu Ode to kajola, ore to Benin, pass through warri(I don't know what is happening on the Eastern path but people still passes their without complaining) to PH you don't have any problems at all in Rivers state except with police where u will need to enter the state before 6pm not be caught up with the 7pm curfew in some local government you will pass.

OfficialDJ:
It was 6:50 am in the morning when I called teddy that I was coming to Lagos to pick my cls up( I had paid for a thorough paint job to be meted out on the car)

I booked a flight from calabar to Lagos that same month for almost twice the normal fee!

Everything went smoothly from there and I spent the night at one of those hotels in the GRA axis of ikeja.

I went down to meet up with the paint guy, and I was impressed by what I saw.

I was assigned a driver by the company to drive the car down to calabar... “Na new car be this, drive carefully “ the driver was told, but it was the complete opposite of the instructions he was meted out to that he did.

Pothole upon pothole the car entered, and I was so mad that I couldn’t shout again.

The final straw that broke the camelback was when he entered two potholes at once along sapele road, and the tyres screeched and gave up.

The passenger side tyres tore like it was riddled with bullets, and it was a bushy area.....




We heard a siren blow and a police van ordered us not to park there that hoodlums kidnapped people there...

They had to follow us to the nearest filling station, which was thankfully near an army checkpoint.


The rims had given up too at that point ( rims wey I buy 250k)

I was so mad I couldn’t even talk to the driver again.

The policemen came down and asked what the problem was .. they offered to bring down the tyre and sorted things for us.

We had to sleep in the filling station that night for the car to be worked on the the next morning!
That particular night, without being signaled to come, 4 Warri boys helped us get new tyres and transported it to the car’s location without collecting money. I was shocked by the hospitality.

The next day, the boys again took me to where I’d get rims and everything for the car, which was beyond amazing.

I had to squeeze 3k to the supposed leader, as they refused to collect anything.

I got back to calabar yesterday afternoon, and I’m riddled with repairs worth 300k+

If you’re from delta, you guys rock! So much, as if it wasn’t for those guys, then my situation would have been

Those good old days when ritualist has not infiltrated everywhere. I had similar experience with them. when I chattered a bus from Abeokuta to PH, not know the the crazy driver does not have a drivers licence. We were delayed at every check point till we got to Uhgara ( don't know if I spelt it well) by 10pm where the police their seriously refuse to allow the driver go. They had to park the vehicle in their station, so we where around the station area when two boys came to us and asked what the problem was. I explained our ordeal to them and also asked them show us where to get an hotel. But they refused and said it is over 12am already that I shouldn't waste that money that we should come to their house and pass the remaining hours in their place. I insisted I must go to the hotel, but they assured us not be afraid that nothing will happen to us. That we should just follow them. The driver finally agreed, reluctantly I followed and they actually gave us a place to sleep and we slept peacefully till the next morning.
And they didn't ask for anything.

Imagine, Nigerian now go to study in Ugandan.

Yet someone will come tell me that white are racist while this kind of thing can never happen in Nigeria. Imagine an Igbo man win counsellor seat seat in zamfara or vice versa.

omolola100:
My mother advice me never to look for a rich man who is well do whenever i'm set to get married.
she said i should marry a man that we will both start our life from the foundation, according to my mum, she said it is better to suffer with man to acquire wealth, than to go for a ready made soup.

Looking at the way things are going now, do you think a woman will now stoop so low and marry a poor man that is trying to make ends meet? Although, money is not love, but why would a parent wish her daughter to marry a poor man, i am begining to see my mum as a bad mother who does'nt wish me well.
Is it advisable i follow my mothers advice? I should stay in SURULERE instead of OLORUNSOGO.

ur mother didn’t ask u to marry a poor man, she's only saying money should be a factor to consider when marring. That is a wise advice from a mother who wants her daughter to marry in peace.

This people are very stupid. They said the 1990 constitution has only room for ammendments not out right change. Is this not part of the reason people want it change.

SchoolGate:
Good move. Only the president should drive tinted vehicle windscreens.

Nowadays even a small illiterate like patlex is driving tinted vehicle windscreens

what is wrong with driving a tinted glas car. Go to Ghane, Togo even Benin Republic people drive their tinted glass car without needing any permit to do so.
On the other hand does bandits and boko haram drives cars.

doris4u:
Fashion designer, the problem is that it has to be everyday training so therefore am planning to leave the meagre salary job.

my friend go and look for where u will be going on weekends. Tailoring is very easy to learn.

235k very serious.

Caaz:
No matter how hungry I am....I would never ever eat any slithering creature.



Lord pls don't ever let me condescend to that snake eating level.
Anyway Sha ...enjoy your eat.

After eating bush rat with your mouth,you would still have mind to use that same mouth to kiss your wife/babe.
Sha...wetin dey pain me na that idole soap wet you just waste take bathe the snake and bushrat.

Somebody should please tell me the price of idole soap in the market....Kai this's economic waste.

you think say na poverty or hunger dey make people eat snake?.

thorpido:
The wedding invitation should be Favour and Pa Austin.

lol you be real mad person