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Crossroad1:
u wan marry me?

no, I'm surprised

Crossroad1:
pls always endeavor to read properly..
I said in my university days, that was before I married..

wow u married?

ashawopikin:
mama, u dey here too?

ok

vikgreen01:
Swears man. When girls messed themselves up I wonder who wud open handedly embrace them. Do u hear the part she said he’s now cashing out big, party Nd expensive car. She’s got a mind of fraud her self Nd a leech at that. Smh

smiles..

Nwaotu10:
Hey!


"Do you have a curfew for when you should return home?"

curfew kor coffee ni, abi e'ma gbo werey yii

PrinceOfLagos:
Sha don't blend with a pretentious man

Some men Sabi cover up there bad habits just to get in-between your legs

I'll find out..cos I'll tell him I like men that smokes to get the truth from him

PrinceOfLagos:
Then be prepared to remain single because 85% of Nigerian men do smoke

15% will not pass me by na..I can blend with anything but not with man that smoke..I hate that thing ehn

DisLifeSha:
I'm not into drugs. Are you available dear?

u get money?

Candidlady:
drugs will make a man/woman of 20 look 50!!

i have not won my own battle o, but istil dey fight am

God will help u fight over it

SmartPolician:
The guy don use drugs scatter himself.

exactly, say no to drugs, they won't listen..no matter how rich a man is if he's into drugs or smoking, its a big No..I hate it

Babara1994:
Only a 2% of African women can do this

and only 2% men will appreciate their wives when they become successful..

Crossroad1:
Told her I couldn't get a woman pregnant as my doctor once told me I have watery sperm..
It was a lot of wahala going back and forth.
There was a day she vowed never to leave my door mouth and while I was trying to push her away so I could close my door, she held onto my john Thomas and that idiot is so sensitive to touch of a woman. So we end up dragging each other inside as she won't let go and we end up knacking from evening till morning.. She has this irresistible body...
So we talked about the pregnancy and I told her it wasn't for me..
She said I should give her money to abort it and I told her can't give her money to kill a foetus as I wasn't even the owner in the first place..
She left angrily and told me I will regret it..
True to her threat, me wey dey good standing before, my gp come dey shake..
I was relieved off my class rep title and I started having series of problem and night mare.. When it was becoming unbearable, I went to church, being a white garment person..
Na from church dem tell me say I Don knack agbako..
I went to where she was staying and learnt she left for Akwa ibom already..
She called me during one night like that and I was hearing alot of voices, like occultic voices and she keep repeating the "you go suffer words"...
Have actually been to Akwa ibom twice..
The first time was to go see her and seek for forgiveness cos I really suffer back then in school, I was even almost rusticated..
If some people could remember vividly the time Oloyede expelled some final year engineering students he tagged cultists for reading at the back of ELT back then, it was immediately I left them after a brief explanation one of them did for me that the incident happened..
Omo mhen, my eyes see pepper no be small..
She wasn't actually pregnant but she wanted us to be an issue back then which I know will distract my education..

When I went for service, I no Sabi as I take jam am one time for market.. She saw me and dodge and she end up trailing me to my apartment..
It was 3yrs + after and she now made alot od sense.. Full option everything but knowing what I went through, I bind and cast her ni..
She even told me not to worry that she won't get pregnant that I have nothing to be afraid of...
I no gree o.
Each time I remember this story, I come dey fear women like mad but no way no way, all die na still die as we no get option than to yansh them but this time with serious caution

op come and finish your story oo

Humm

Nah, when we have a lot of romantic names

aribisala0:
What kind of fuckery is this?

Someone gave your wife an injection and it is causing problems. Is Nairaland a hospital?
Was it someone from Nairaland that administered the injection?

USE YOUR HEAD

Just change the gear from REVERSE

it's not a must u post rubbish

DenreleDave:
Booked

what are you booking? The pool? Nl?

advanceDNA:
U af spoilt finish....

lol

NarcissistKing:
Suit and tie.

nah just coperete dress

advanceDNA:
Are sure you husband can send you to the bank to deposit money...?? Without ending up having a quicky with the operations manager inside the toilet or vault

it' bulk room I want

okuta007:
chai - e pain am

smiles

Crossroad1:
rain go fall today

why?

Seun:
For whatever he needs. Men who are rich give money to their wives all the time. If a man is rich and never helps his wife financially I don't think the marriage would work, but it's usually not an issue because men are expected to provide for their wives. I think she was the defacto breadwinner but as a woman society had not equipped her for the role so she failed at it. The same goes for the man. I bet he didn't know how to use seduction to extract cash.

hmmm

Ok

okuta007:
ozuor

werey

Datboredberry:
Just wondering...

I get turned on by men working... It's hard to explain...

By work, I don't mean men in office cubicles banging their keyboards... But manual labourers (if this is the right phrase)

I noticed it a long time ago... A plumber, a carpenter, even a common shoe repairer... When they work, it's such a turn on...

It's not necessary them... I love just love seeing their concentration, their hard palms on whatever it is they are fixing...

Some days ago, I went to an electrician closeby to fix my faulty DStv remote control... The volume buttons weren't working.

It was sunny and extremely hot... But there was a slight cool breeze... That contributed in making me Hot... Being wet under my blouse and jeans... The heat made me dizzy too.

I got to the shop... Bought a bottle of coke before so I didn't die of thirst. I sat down on a low bench besides the repairer... I had told him what the issue was...

I handed him the remote... I wasn't even Interested in what he was doing... Just pretended topsy attention so he didn't do a messy job then demand for more money to rectify it...

But as his opened the remote control... I began to feel so weird!

His callous fingers were so delicate... The way he squinted his eyes... Turned the black control in his hands, searching for the problem... It was a fụcking turn on!!!

He didn't fix it though... So I had to buy another from a DStv outlet some days later... But that experience was definitely worth my time...

I can't even remember his face, so he didn't matter...

I'll narrate other occasions when men like this turned me on.

it happened but mine is opposite..I like men that wear cooperate dress that shit turns me on..lol

advanceDNA:
Your Husband cannot even travel and call Kazeem the mechanic or sulaimon the electrician to go fix something in the house...... that’s how he will end up in za other room..

kazeem or Emma

EagleEyes794:
Some people no get joy sha, someone that is as heavy as that. Must you have sex for that period of time.

Nigga even talk say him wan drop liquid. Na solid you suppose drop.

Bombastically00:
Dropping Liquid kee u there

Kuriosmynd:
.
When you have enough courage to face the wahala of being stressed by a woman and the responsibility of providing for children,

not all woman create whala

tomtomastom4:
Prayer....

That's what my mum said sha.

God will see us through.

amen

tomtomastom4:
Continued....

My babe is in 400 lvl. She just finished IT and preparing her report. So she requested for some money to help finish up everything that concerns that. I told her to gv me time, that I will send the money for her. Though I told her to borrow the money, so that later I can give her to return it. She consented to it and went ahead and borrowed.

So am trying to raise the money for her and send to the person she borrowed.

Just last week, she showed me a pix of a gown that her friend sells.
The gown is about 25k. No doubt, the gown is beautiful and if I had the money, I would have bought it for her myself. Then I told her to hold on the gown let me first of all settle the money she borrowed. She didn't really flare up sha, but her choice of words wasn't encouraging to me

sit her down and explain to her things to her, the way you are explaining to us here