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joeking2222:
Na d one OKEAGBE people dey call "Oso-oyinbo" dey make sense pass after being garnished wit pepper. Dat grasshopper wey dey get YELLOW HEAD wit GREEN FEATHERS!!!

u Sabi the thing

BMathew:
That's very true, I tasted that in home town during vacation. They I was able to continue the eating here in the North cus there's available market for it.

I tasted it once too, omor that thing sweet die

BMathew:
Ondo state

it's obvious..some parts eat the green one

Avviala:
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Was a side chick to my ex. After an abortion and heartbreaks, he ended it. I moved on and started dating someone else. Now he came back to apologize and all...and I went back. I feel guilty that I'm cheating on my boyfriend with the person that hurt me badly. But I love him and I don't love my boyfriend. I think my boyfriend knows I'm cheating on him. I don't know how to break up with him. I don't even know if I should break up with him and follow my ex. My ex shows me that he loves me and I feel more connected to him. My ex claims he has ended things with his girlfriend but I don't even know how true that is. Advice please.

Note : this is not my story. It's a friend. So your insults would not reach her.[/color]

babe are u kidding me? U went back to your ex after everything he did to you..the truth is your ex will still hurt you, he came back because he misses your Pu**y not because he loves you, u beta stick with your bf and stop wasting your time..
I can't imagine myself with my ex, I hardly forget and forgive especially people that made me cry

BadRadio:
Well this doesn't really make any sense to me. If a partner wants a breakup, don't try to talk them out of it...pls don't beg him or her to stay, you will be causing yourself more harm than good begging them to stay no matter how much u think you love him or her, you just have to let it happen and move on.

This one mistake most persons make while in a relationship, If a partner wants out then he or she must have carefully thought it out well and examined possible options and alternatives before deciding to end the relationship, let that partner have their way with it so you can move on please. Stop simping and appearing too desperate, weak and needy. Preserve what's left of your worth abeg.

yes, but not anymore na me dey leave relationship now..

chatinent:
I mean...the fight you were the punchbag?

Mine: sha, let's forget about mine. Dem beat me like tomorrow no dey. That was in JSS1.

The funny thing bi say na one tomboy for SS3 rough me. Ha, Loveth, you made me over dey respect you for school for no reason. God will judge you!

I didn't know how it happened but I met Loveth in Abuja many years later and the TB thingy was no longer there...she was now a full girl. We became good friends tho...but as you know, the old joke never dies. But believe it, she is a darling.


Let's hear yours.

Lala, I guess na snake dem use as Koboko for your body?

lol..no body has ever beat me sha, cos once I know I can't handle you I won't cross my lane,but when I know that I can handle the fight, heaven will come down..my mate no fit beat me sha cos my dad has really trained me with beta cane, wire,belt,koboko, back of shoe, broom, hot slap,lemme stop here

BadRadio:
As for me, I can't stand the sight of a fat woman... sorry, no disrespect to all the beautiful fat ladies out there... its just that everyone has got their own spec...there's this thing between me and slim ladies.

My future wife has better not get fat with protruding belly, else I will personally introduce my slim side chick to her. I don't like what I hate


That's my biggest fear

I'm scared of everything

mormoney85:
not spreading any fake news u too u saw where the news said the youths burned the church because of the corpse that was exhumed so am asking to know whether na truth abi false

no corpse was exhumed..

ILoveDemMANNA:
I am so short of words at this point.
This is just so horrible.
What a very sad story this Monday morning.
May their gentle souls Rest in Perfect Peace.

P.S We need to keep an eye on these children around us.

exactly


Rip kids

Congrats

Epeegee:
Sir,there was a day someone went to altar and informed my church pastor that his only son was involved in an accident and died on the spot while my pastor was preaching o,the man didn't even show any sign until after the service

hunmm

mormoney85:
but bros what about the corpse that was exhumed in the church is it true or false because the judge didn't mention that

no corpse was exhumed stop spreading fake rumor..

BarrElChapo:
Bastard looks guilty to me, this is what you get when you visit these soothsayers & necromancers best believe they finna take something from you.

mind the way u talk..

Thank God o

SmellySperm:
Wedding anniversaries ear and dear...

Meanwhile: I couldn't even celebrate my 2 month relationship before it crashed. Congrats

lol

Oblongata:
The only effective fight against bullying is letting your child know you are always there for them and that you are their confidant. That’s all! Always give them a listening ear and also making them know you will defend them no matter the situation.

I was a victim of bully when I was in jss3, this particular gurl knew I don't talk in class, she my food, beat me there's was a day she broke someone warmer and lied against me, I always feel sad whenever I'm going to school..after out Junior wassce we grouped ourselves, she forcfully joined my group, each group is planning to cook, on this fateful day i and my group went out to get something's,I was very thirsty I bought sachets water ND this gurl harjacked the water, I don't know where the strength came from I beat the hell out of her, people that knows how she bullys me refused to separate us, people were hailing me..this is how she stopped that dirty act..since then nobody der to face me till now, or say anything against me,no matter how old or mature you are I'll confront you!

MufasaLion:
That's fact. I'm not the type that can be restricted.

I was born into a Christian family, my dad is pastor, I was restricted from alots of things, no movement, there's limit to things I do,my dad once humiliated me because I used lip gloss..the life style is now part or me I dont keep friends I don't go to parties even if u invite me to your party I won't go..all my friends are married I only attend one ..it tiring to dress up and go to party..I find it difficult to take revenge it will be Asif someone is watching from behind..it really helped me, tho I can do anything I like now

MufasaLion:
I'd rather be any other person's son that to be a cleric son. Being a cleric son will only put you into some uncomfortable position all through your life except you could break way right from young age.

Damn! I love my freedom.

hummm

itzvictor219:
As a pastor's child it's killing, the unrealistic expectations set for you by your parents and church members telling you what to do and not to do... It's very annoying. You can't go to some places, can't talk or hangout with certain guys. It's really choking, I always wish I wasn't born into a pastor's family to be honest.
So I'll like to hear from you guys on your experiences and how you were able to overcome it that's if you have oo

hummm...I can relate and I understand you, with time things will change

Sagaciousp:
Three pregnant people�

Firerising:
do something crazy to get a girl's attention is practically unthinkable....and not worth it.

if the feeling is real it worth it..

God1000:
Some guys have done unimaginable just to get a lady's attention or please her, some fight over women, steal money from their parents or engage in crime and criminality all to Impress girls, yahoo guys spend all their money on ladies.
I have a neighbor (a bike rider) that wasted all his money and energy on ladies for almost ten years, eventually he borrowed huge amount of money from cooperative that he was gonna buy a bike but instead he went home to marry a wife with the money, I don't know who advised him to do such a thing, he's into serious debt now, he doesn't have anything, he doesn't have his own bike as well, I just pity the poor woman he married, they've taken away all his property in the house including the mattress and cooking gas.
He's now using my gas everyday to cook.

So many guys would have made it big in life if not for ladies that ruined them completely, and the funny thing in the end is that they end up not marrying such girls after everything. So guys should learn how to control themselves and be responsible.

So ladies, what crazy thing has a guy done for you all in the name of love? Or what insane thing have you made a guy do before?

lol

Six30:
We tend to attach too much importance to the private parts for reasons I don't really understand. I mean we'll all die someday and the once very special organ will be nothing but food for termites. So when suddenly someone stormed on us and accidentally saw our unclothedness, we fray a lot. Has it happened to you before and what was the reaction from both of you?

can't remember remember

Ammishaddai:
Bros, this talk is for those who are teenagers . Not grown men and women with familes and responsibilities.

abi..

BigMasquerade1:
Greetings, am 53 years old with a daughter, I lost my wife, from South West, Christian, Graduate, Please I need a God-fearing woman between age of 35 to 53, any tribe, Please call or WhatsApp me on zero eight zero two five .nine five six six four seven. Thanks. or check my signature to see my number

start going to church u will get one der

AGNESikpuNNU:
Better divorce her before you commit murder.
Very obvious she is promiscuous

how is it obvious

DarkCaesar:
I’m a changed man….no longer follow my old paths

lies lies lies

Senomi:
That's y I've over standardized myself, I already hv high expectations for the kind of person I'm going to date, if ur not cut out for it or I don't observe at least 60% of those standards then I'll just ghost, I now get angered unnecessarily whenever a guy stops me in my mind I'm like wetin dis one wan talk again, nairaland has made me understand how nigerian men reason and and their thoughts about women so I don already make up my mind anything wey anybody wan do make dem carry on but as for me I'll just keep observing from afar and for a long time make the bullshit and tears no reach me, I already hv a lot of goals and what is giving me sleepless nights is how to execute them, anything relationship matter na till they kingdom come I don leave dat one for all of una

it is well

DarkCaesar:
Fine Mama

oniranu oshi