DeepSoul's Posts
Nairaland Forum › DeepSoul's Profile › DeepSoul's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 (of 51 pages)
valacious:You said it already. That's just plain selfish. And trust me, not every1 is t[i]hat[/i] selfish! kushe:Preoccupation for mid summer. Wow. Am I a hobby or something. . . ? When you upload your pic, then I'll reciprocate, then we'll compare notes on ugliness |
You do not mind the Marital Status as well?? Husbands please hold on tight to your wives oh! |
Wow. Great read!! Very hilarious too! The part about driving past bridges at 29 to determine which to jump off when you're 30 got me laughing sooooo hard my whole house shook! This marriage thing sef. We can't run away from it. And we cant kill ourselves So like the article suggests, deal with it!! |
^^lol. . .I detest that word - efrebor. But IT Girl has said she isn't fornicating so I guess advising her to use condoms would be out of place. . .? |
It is better to love than to be loved. Loving someone is zi best feeling in zi world. If zi person doesn't love you back, then it's your fault. Before you give out your heart, shine your eye well well and analyse that decision to love. I'm not saying loving is an entirely conscious act, but it isn't entirely unconscious either. When you meet certain people, you should be able to tell if there is potential for you to love that person and vice versa. If after analysing, it's clear that there's no "potential balance", DISTANCE yourself and spare yourself zi headache. As for me, I am slower than a snail when it comes to loving. Because this love thing sha, e dey mess people's brains up. Some months ago, I met some dude who claimed to love me more than even his mother ![]() For some reason, I see/saw him as genuine. He's a very decent person. I'm shocked to discover there are men as decent as that left in zi world! But I just don't feel nada for zi dude and I tell him every second. He calls me like he owns MTN, alwayz on my case. (not like that's a proof of love anyway! jst proof of persistence!) Recently, his so-called love was beginning to border on stalking and I had to be firm and set things straight. To cut zi long story short, I deleted my number from his phone, as part of zi steps to his recovery. (Rehab )We had a a long adult talk and I made it clearer than crystal that I would never feel anything for him. No sweet talks. No trying to be diplomatic. Straight to zi point. And now, he no longer has my mobile number so my battery power stays longer ![]() IT Girl, stay with the one you love. Love covereth a multitude of sins. It's easier to tolerate sm1's shortcomings when you love em' If you settle for sm1 you don't love, everything will start to irritate you at some point. Be wise. |
Zain is doing this already. I load my Zain modem with N1,000 and I get 100MB which is valid for 30 days They also have the ONE GIG plan which can be gotten for N5,000 and is also valid for 30days Kini big deal Etisalat?? Zain is better jare, plus they have better coverage |
My first attempt at cooking afang (ukazi) soup resulted in me forgetting to grind or atleast cut up the ukazi leaves!! I put the leaves in the pot in their whole state But make una no blame me sha, the leaves are naturally thinly shredded. After cooking the soup, it almost tasted ok and it took me about and hour to figure out what made it "almost sweet" - I didnt chop up the leaves. I hope my future husband never gets to read or hear this ![]() |
1) The Notebook 2) Di.c.k. and Jane (It's hilarious!) 3) Pretty Woman 4) Curious case of Benjamin Franklin 5) Se.x. & the City (Parts 1 - 10 )6) Pursuit of Happyness 7) Father of the Bride For zi series: 8 ) Grey's Anatomy 9) Grey's Anatomy 10) Grey's Anatomy |
Travis ~ Love Will Come Through Lauryn Hill ~ Tell Him Linda Ronstadt ~ Long Long Time Don Moen ~ Your Steadfast Love Don Moen ~ Hiding Place Frank Edward ~ Omema oh ~And every other Don Moen song ever sung~ |
deluxecad:Ah! I'v found my clone Mardi Gras:Oh boy, you don kill me, I swear!! U're gonna have to pay for damages because my lungs are not insured!! ![]() Apart from my damaged lungs, I don laugh so tay I don get hiccups wey no gree go ![]() |
It was a rainy morning. Woke up really late for work. Took a bike from Lekki (3rd roundabout) to VI. Right after Civic Centre on Ozumba Mbadiwe, the bike man tried to apply his "brakes" in a bid to avoid a collision with a lunatic who was trying to beat the red light. Next thing I saw was myself rolling on the floor right in the middle of Lekki Expressway. Okada man managed to jump away somehow I still find it hard to believe there was no oncoming vehicle in the about 30seconds my body uncontrollably rolled on the floor. I was just so dazed, because it all happened in a flash. People rushed over to me, asking if I needed to go to the hospital and all. Still in my haze and daze, I just shook my head and flagged down another okada who took me to the office. And then to crown it all, the rain intensified and I was soaked from head to toe. I didnt mind tho. I was glad to be alive to get beaten by the rain ![]() |
Sorrowful |
otokx:In this context, "laundry" would sound a little high scale. . .like Nathans or Garment Care. . . . Or so I thought/think. |
80k na money oh! I recently used 80k to buy women sandals and re-sold. And I have made almost a 100% profit in less than a month, with little or no stress. It's all about identifying the right product and right market. Buy low, sell high and vooala! There are sooo many opportunities ALL around us but unfortunately, most people always wait to start big. Big mistake! @Poster: You and your wife should sit down and analyse your situation. Find out where her strengths lie and what sort of business would be appropriate for your environment. A few ideas below: 1) Hair Braiding ( I pay about 4k to braid my hair monthly - huge market!) 2) Tailoring (she can always go for tailoring classes, they dnt cost much) 3) Dry Cleaning (huge market - which Im personally considering) 4) Catering ( she could open a small restaurant). I once saw a woman who set up a canopy with wooden benches and put her food in coolers and she was making a fortune! She can decide to do general cooking or something more specific e.g moin-moin. And if she's really good at it, it just might become her trade mark! The above listed are small businesses which can be easily initiated with minimal capital and most importantly, can be done from home! Good luck. |
Education is in the brain of the beholder ![]() |
^^I really can't put it in words. But the thought makes me cringe, honestly. Subsequent dates, mayyybe. . . .like his birthday or something, lol. But a first date?? I'm sure I wldnt be the one to suggest it anyway, so why pay for smthn suggested by another person? If I'm in a relationship, I can give him treats every now and then, but generally, the tabs shd be picked by him! Sue me. |
^^I for come kiss you but I need to attend one quick session now now ![]() But you no give me the answer oh, abi is the reward not enticing enough? |
^^Well, inasmuch as every life is precious, ther's a difference here. When people are used for rituals, it is done involuntarily. They didnt choose to be used. Cocaine consumption, on the other hand, is for people who voluntarily choose to sniff it. No1 points a gun to their head for them to sniff. I wonder what makes them "innocent" |
People, let's look at the bright side. In 1999, the major way of raising funds for elections was through ritual activities eg cutting off body parts In 2010, smuggling cocaine is the ish. Atleast the lives of innocent people are now being spared. So I say yes to smuggling cocaine and catching them at the airport! |
bibiking1:Lol. Let Nduka catch you! @Post Karma. . . .?? ![]() |
No, I cannot. |
I opened this thread because you said "please" three times. But omo, e too long. . . No vex abeg. I tried. |
Nairaland is just like the world - there are good and bad people. I don't know about dating pple from here cos I don't fratenize much. But I met a very good friend of mine on NL. I have even forgotten we met here. So for me, solid friendships are certain. Dating, on the other hand, me I no know oh! Who knows? ![]() |
^^For ur mind sha, you get Ikebe? R you kidding me?? Meanwhile, you take style resemble mbeke ![]() And where did u take that pic sef?? The evil forest?? ![]() And lastly, is that a wedding band I see?? **Analysis Complete** |
Sad story. I feel sad for Mrs Bosofa |
For those people who claim to spend ONE HOUR in the toilet, let's do a little Mathematics. Mr A spends ONE HOUR poo-ing for every "session" If Mr A has THREE sessions every week (conservative figure) How many HOURS does Mr A spend on poo in FIFTY YEARS? *First person with the correct answer gets a free roll of tissue paper* ![]() |
As long as it MTN, sue!! Blorry armu robbers with their yeye Fastlink! ![]() And while we are at it, sue Nigerian Police too! For causing unnecessary traffic because of ![]() |
^^E b like say u get spiritual problems. Feel free to take out ur frustrations on me. I'm glad to be of help ![]() |
Definitely without parole ![]() |
Una get time oh ![]() |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 (of 51 pages)



