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~Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have~ Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna Promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim Out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna 's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now Considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the News she said, " Edna , I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound Mind. The bad news is, Jim , the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?" My people, should she be released?? ![]() |
True talk na the best policy |
Nope. There's no relationship between darkness and light ![]() |
Why are you asking for permission?? |
But seriously, I still find it hard to believe that these things happen oh! The highest I have ever done is store a number as "DO NOT PICK" ![]() But it's usually all those numbers from random callers who will not just stop calling! All these Papa Nneka and Mama Nneka things sef, are pple really that dumb? |
In order to have a perfect relationship, God should be in control ![]() |
^^Is my memory playing tricks or were you once female?? ![]() @Poster Nicholas Agu and his wife, Ojiugo are just your average Nigerian couple. Typical Nigerian man being . . . .what's the word?? Typical Nigerian wife being "tolerant" of his "excesses Nothing new |
Lord U seem so far away A million miles or more it feels today And though I havent lost my faith I must confess right now that it's hard for me to pray And I dont know what to say I dont know where to start But as u give Your Grace With all thats in my heart I will sing I will praise You Even in my darkest hour Through the sorrow and the pain I will sing, I will praise You Lift my hands to honour You Because ur Word is TRUE Lord it's hard for me to see All the thoughts and plans You have for me But I will put my trust in You Knowing that You died to set me free Thank You Lord for the Blood You shed on the Cross!!! |
Vulture meat and Chicken might not taste the same but I'm sure they look they same! And after they spice the vulture meat with curry, thyme and pepper, you wouldnt know the difference ![]() I hear they even use it as chicken suya sometimes! Chei! You see why it's better to just cook ur food urself! |
~ Height~ (Taller than me) ~ Christian ~ ~ Speaks understandable English ~ ~ Sense of humour ~ ~ Intelligent ~ Any other thing can be arranged ![]() |
A 12 year gap isnt so bad! Imagine a 35yr old man with a 23yr old woman or a 40yr old man with a 28yr old ![]() Doesnt sound so bad to me. It becomes obvious whn the parties involved are still young E.g A 25yr old man and a 13yr old girl |
The 9-yr Boyfrnd is NEPA You are Generator When Nepa takes light, what do you do? You put on the Generator. When Nepa brings light, what do you do? You put it off! And so the circle continues ![]() |
@Poster Sorry to burst your bubble but. . . .enjoy it while it lasts. . . because e no dey last 4eva! ![]() |
Big White Elephant Project! PapaBrowne:Some people had to pay thru their noses before they miraculously finished Secondary school. Where do u want them to "go and get" computer literacy from? Is the Government planning to equip schools with computers?? Is the Government planning to set up IT centers? In as much as this might sound like a good idea, it really isnt logical for it to be executed in Nigeria right now It's simply a case of putting the cart before the horse!! There are just too many basic things lacking in the Educational sector for this to be even considered This is a country where we still have students who learn under trees, learn in classrooms without roofs etc. The Universities are a total mess (@least the one I went to was and still is!). The quality of education is appalling and rather than concentrate on training teachers and lecturers to improve on it, they are talking of writing Jamb online! Infact, I dey vex! ![]() And oh, we havent even considered the yahoo boys ![]() Jamb is just waiting to be hacked into! Some hungry people are just looking for a new way to eat money ![]() |
Too many guys involved I'm confused too! ![]() |
PACHRIS:My frnd sharrap dia. Nobody needs ur number to confirm anything. Cant u see loads of pple have bn helpin pple out here without exchange of personal details?? Oloshi! ![]() deniceguy:Thnx a bunch jare, better person |
Pls check my baby sister's result 06283650DD I tire for that Jamb website sef |
People sef! Even before the poster came back with his answers, una don crucify the woman! We don't even know her side of the story! We're shouting for this man to leave his wife after 10yrs! 10yrs! @Poster: My broda, if you love your wife, pls I beg you oh! Stay with her and make it work If she says you don't satisfy her in bed, go out of your way and learn how to. Ask her what works for her, use the internet as a research tool, buy creams, lubes, whateva! Just make it work!! Ask God for wisdom, ask Him to direct ur path, ask Him for strength to go thru this. . . You can't do it on ur own. . . .U need His strength. . . |
^^^^In those days when men were still men and women were still women. . . <<<sighing>>> |
Madness |
1. It's part of God's plan for my life 2. To prevent me from fornicating ![]() Talk of legal shagg.ing! I cant wait ![]() |
Sagamite:C'mon these are the fabulous girls of S.ex & the City, how dare you expect them to cook? But Samantha did cook once tho. She made sushi and put it all over her body ![]() Jokes apart, those women shdnt be standard. Even for oyibos, those women's values are pretty minimal. As for 9jas, it's a no no. By d way, a woman who cooks doesn't guarantee anything but food Just saying . . . ![]() |
Sagamite:Awww, why naw ![]() I like Carrie. . . . . Charlotte was just the naive one. . .which can be an adorable quality but when it becomes too much ![]() |
cantell:Na Nepa oh! The voltage dramatically increased while my phone was plugged ![]() Now they say it can never be fixed. Go settle your scores with NEPA ![]() As for the emoticons, sowwy can't help u with that. But I know something that can. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Common Sense ![]() |
Where's the cinema gonna be? Location is key |
Since you are in "diaspora", as u put it, she might just be bored and feels d need to meet new people. If she's sensible enough, these new frndships will not need to anything bad. But if she isn't strong-willed, bros, I sorry for you oh! They say whn u go out of ur way to look for something, u'd definitely find it. I don't mind finding it oh! Knowledge is power. The most important thing is what you decide to do with that "power" Ignorance definitely isn't bliss. Definitely isn't! |
cantell:Lol, if to say I wan advertise her, I for post her picture na. I for give you her number, but erm erm, my phone just crashed like 30 mins ago ![]() |
Sagamite: |
10yr olds wear bras?? ![]() |
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