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Jokes EtcLove In A Mental Hospital (should She Be Released?) by DeepSoul(op): 12:06am On May 02, 2010
~Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have~

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna Promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim Out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna 's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now Considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the News she said, " Edna , I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound Mind.


The bad news is, Jim , the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."


Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"



My people, should she be released?? grin
Forum GamesRe: Start The Sentence With The Last Word (pidgin Version) by DeepSoul(f): 12:02am On May 02, 2010
True talk na the best policy
Forum GamesRe: Will You Marry The Person Above You? ( Remix ) by DeepSoul(f): 11:58pm On May 01, 2010
Nope.
There's no relationship between darkness and light wink
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by DeepSoul(f): 11:47pm On May 01, 2010
Why are you asking for permission??
RomanceRe: Imagine Dialing Ur Phone Number On Ur Bf/gf's Fone: by DeepSoul(f): 11:41pm On May 01, 2010
But seriously, I still find it hard to believe that these things happen oh!

The highest I have ever done is store a number as "DO NOT PICK" grin
But it's usually all those numbers from random callers who will not just stop calling!

All these Papa Nneka and Mama Nneka things sef, are pple really that dumb?
RomanceRe: Who Should Be In Control by DeepSoul(f): 11:37pm On May 01, 2010
In order to have a perfect relationship, God should be in control smiley
RomanceRe: How Do You Know That Your Spouse Loves You Without Him Or Her Saying So by DeepSoul(f): 11:34pm On May 01, 2010
^^Is my memory playing tricks or were you once female?? huh

@Poster
Nicholas Agu and his wife, Ojiugo are just your average Nigerian couple.
Typical Nigerian man being . . . .what's the word??
Typical Nigerian wife being "tolerant" of his "excesses

Nothing new
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Today? by DeepSoul(f): 11:47am On May 01, 2010
Lord U seem so far away
A million miles or more it feels today
And though I havent lost my faith
I must confess right now that it's hard for me to pray

And I dont know what to say
I dont know where to start
But as u give Your Grace
With all thats in my heart

I will sing
I will praise You
Even in my darkest hour
Through the sorrow and the pain
I will sing, I will praise You
Lift my hands to honour You
Because ur Word is TRUE

Lord it's hard for me to see
All the thoughts and plans You have for me
But I will put my trust in You
Knowing that You died to set me free

Thank You Lord for the Blood You shed on the Cross!!!
PoliticsRe: Man Sells Vultures As Chicken In Rivers State by DeepSoul(f): 10:21am On May 01, 2010
Vulture meat and Chicken might not taste the same but I'm sure they look they same!
And after they spice the vulture meat with curry, thyme and pepper, you wouldnt know the difference grin
I hear they even use it as chicken suya sometimes! Chei!
You see why it's better to just cook ur food urself!
RomanceRe: Ladies Arrange Order Of Preferred Attributes In Men! by DeepSoul(f): 10:01am On May 01, 2010
~ Height~ (Taller than me)
~ Christian ~
~ Speaks understandable English ~
~ Sense of humour ~
~ Intelligent ~


Any other thing can be arranged cool
RomanceRe: How Do I Convince Him That Age Shouldn't Be A Problem? by DeepSoul(f): 9:44am On May 01, 2010
A 12 year gap isnt so bad!

Imagine a 35yr old man with a 23yr old woman or a 40yr old man with a 28yr old undecided
Doesnt sound so bad to me.

It becomes obvious whn the parties involved are still young
E.g A 25yr old man and a 13yr old girl
RomanceRe: Games Girls Play by DeepSoul(f): 9:40am On May 01, 2010
The 9-yr Boyfrnd is NEPA
You are Generator

When Nepa takes light, what do you do?
You put on the Generator.
When Nepa brings light, what do you do?
You put it off!
And so the circle continues grin
RomanceRe: Hmmm,it Feels So Sweet! by DeepSoul(f): 9:27am On May 01, 2010
@Poster

Sorry to burst your bubble but. . . .enjoy it while it lasts. . . because e no dey last 4eva! tongue
PoliticsRe: 2011 Jamb/utme To Be Conducted Online - FG by DeepSoul(f): 9:20am On May 01, 2010
Big White Elephant Project!

PapaBrowne:
With this, anyone who wants attend university would go and get some computer literacy. If you can log on to the internet, then you have the world at your feet.
Some people had to pay thru their noses before they miraculously finished Secondary school. Where do u want them to "go and get" computer literacy from?

Is the Government planning to equip schools with computers?? Is the Government planning to set up IT centers?

In as much as this might sound like a good idea, it really isnt logical for it to be executed in Nigeria right now
It's simply a case of putting the cart before the horse!!
There are just too many basic things lacking in the Educational sector for this to be even considered
This is a country where we still have students who learn under trees, learn in classrooms without roofs etc.
The Universities are a total mess (@least the one I went to was and still is!).
The quality of education is appalling and rather than concentrate on training teachers and lecturers to improve on it, they are talking of writing Jamb online!
Infact, I dey vex! angry

And oh, we havent even considered the yahoo boys grin
Jamb is just waiting to be hacked into!

Some hungry people are just looking for a new way to eat money angry
RomanceRe: HELLO MODERATOR HELP! by DeepSoul(f): 11:36pm On Apr 30, 2010
Too many guys involved
I'm confused too! grin
EducationRe: JAMB UTME Result 2010 WHAT NEXT? by DeepSoul(f): 12:34pm On Apr 30, 2010
PACHRIS:
WHO TELL YOU ITS NOT GOING IVE CHECK MORE THAN 150 IF YOU NEED MY ASSISTANT JUST CALL OR TEXT 08052981573 IT WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOUR MAIL BOX IN FIVE MINUTE TRUST ME JUST CALL ME NOWW FOR BETER EXPLANATION I JUST NEED YOUR REG NO I MEAN THE ONE ON YOUR PHOTOCARD IF YOURS IS CHANGED IN EXAM ALL NEW ONE WILL NOT WORK BUT THE ONE ON THE PHOTO CARD WILL WORK HURRY NOW WHY WAITING BEFORE YOU GET YOUR RESULT
My frnd sharrap dia. Nobody needs ur number to confirm anything. Cant u see loads of pple have bn helpin pple out here without exchange of personal details??

Oloshi! angry


deniceguy:
06283650DD ENG 75
GOV 61
CRK 57
LIT 52
AGG 245
Thnx a bunch jare, better person
EducationRe: JAMB UTME Result 2010 WHAT NEXT? by DeepSoul(f): 11:04am On Apr 30, 2010
Pls check my baby sister's result
06283650DD

I tire for that Jamb website sef
RomanceRe: How Do I Become My Wife’s Best Friend? by DeepSoul(f): 10:19pm On Apr 29, 2010
People sef!
Even before the poster came back with his answers, una don crucify the woman!
We don't even know her side of the story!
We're shouting for this man to leave his wife after 10yrs! 10yrs!

@Poster:
My broda, if you love your wife, pls I beg you oh! Stay with her and make it work
If she says you don't satisfy her in bed, go out of your way and learn how to.
Ask her what works for her, use the internet as a research tool, buy creams, lubes, whateva!
Just make it work!!
Ask God for wisdom, ask Him to direct ur path, ask Him for strength to go thru this. . .
You can't do it on ur own. . . .U need His strength. . .
RomanceRe: *she Requested A Kiss Even When I Did Not Toast Her* by DeepSoul(f): 8:22pm On Apr 29, 2010
^^^^In those days when men were still men and women were still women. . .

<<<sighing>>>
RomanceRe: Madness Or Love by DeepSoul(f): 8:13pm On Apr 29, 2010
Madness
RomanceRe: Two Reasons For Marriage by DeepSoul(f): 7:44pm On Apr 29, 2010
1. It's part of God's plan for my life
2. To prevent me from fornicating  cool

Talk of legal shagg.ing! I cant wait  grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Dont Like To Marry Whn They Are In Their Prime? by DeepSoul(f): 9:14am On Apr 27, 2010
Sagamite:
Charlotte was too naive but it is a trait one can accommodate and she had a little bit of values. The rest had no quality I look for in a women except fashion. They were loose, made ridiculous decisions, not homely in any way (can't recall a scene of them even cooking) and were all about themselves in a relationship. What is attractive about all that in one woman except one wants to chop and go?
C'mon these are the fabulous girls of S.ex & the City, how dare you expect them to cook? shocked
But Samantha did cook once tho.
She made sushi and put it all over her body grin
Jokes apart, those women shdnt be standard.
Even for oyibos, those women's values are pretty minimal.
As for 9jas, it's a no no.
By d way, a woman who cooks doesn't guarantee anything but food
Just saying . . . wink
RomanceRe: Ladies Dont Like To Marry Whn They Are In Their Prime? by DeepSoul(f): 12:28am On Apr 27, 2010
Sagamite:
By the way, apart from Charlotte I personally don't see the appeal in the 3 others for anyone to want to marry them. undecided
Awww, why naw sad
I like Carrie. . . . .
Charlotte was just the naive one. . .which can be an adorable quality but when it becomes too much undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Dont Like To Marry Whn They Are In Their Prime? by DeepSoul(f): 7:29pm On Apr 26, 2010
cantell:
ahhh! Wetin do ya phone na?
This una emoticon sef. Wetin that one come mean? The thing nearly put me for trouble with sagamite.
Fix that ya phone ooo. The thing wan block runs for me.
Na Nepa oh! The voltage dramatically increased while my phone was plugged sad
Now they say it can never be fixed.
Go settle your scores with NEPA grin

As for the emoticons, sowwy can't help u with that.
But I know something that can. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Common Sense grin
BusinessRe: Start-up Advice For A Drive-in Theatre by DeepSoul(f): 7:02pm On Apr 26, 2010
Where's the cinema gonna be?

Location is key
RomanceRe: Can I Trust Her? by DeepSoul(f): 6:59pm On Apr 26, 2010
Since you are in "diaspora", as u put it, she might just be bored and feels d need to meet new people.
If she's sensible enough, these new frndships will not need to anything bad.
But if she isn't strong-willed, bros, I sorry for you oh!

They say whn u go out of ur way to look for something, u'd definitely find it.
I don't mind finding it oh! Knowledge is power. The most important thing is what you decide to do with that "power"
Ignorance definitely isn't bliss. Definitely isn't!
RomanceRe: Ladies Dont Like To Marry Whn They Are In Their Prime? by DeepSoul(f): 6:26pm On Apr 26, 2010
cantell:
You take style dey advertise for your friend. Oya come give me her nos.
Make i cheer am up!
Lol, if to say I wan advertise her, I for post her picture na.
I for give you her number, but erm erm, my phone just crashed like 30 mins ago cry grin
RomanceRe: Ladies Dont Like To Marry Whn They Are In Their Prime? by DeepSoul(f): 6:23pm On Apr 26, 2010
Sagamite:
I take it you are referring mainly to MUWs in Nigeria, not the West. The ones in the west mostly always feel invincible, it is like if they are on PCP or something. But why you go blame dem when dem dey live a "Se|x and the City life" they are told is fabulous.

Yup, referring to women in 9ja. In as much as I love my girls in S.ex & the City, no be the best lifestyle. Even with all their fabulousness, they all got married. . . except the crazy Samantha. . . dat one get spiritual issue  grin

This is what I have been talking about. Most women need companionship far more than men do.
They need someone to converse with and trust.

Men and women need companionship equally. It's just that they need it for different reasons. Women need it for conversation and related things while men mostly need it for s.ex. The woman's reasons for wanting companionship are mostly sentimental.

Virtually all my closests friends in the UK are unmarried and they don't feel this way. They don't feel the need to share their feelings. When we meet, we just crack jokes, discuss career prospects, watch football and talk about chics.

Women do all of the above as well. But we also feel the need for something "more".
RomanceRe: Tell Me Wat To Do by DeepSoul(f): 9:36am On Apr 26, 2010
10yr olds wear bras?? huh

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