₦airaland Forum

The cause has still not been detected and currently about 6,000 people are now stranded at the airport with no respite! This is not Lagos Airport O! The LAX is Los Angeles airport. So make we dey see dey go.

@TCUBE

Let's get something straight. You do not know this guy you're talking about. I wonder how you concluded that he was going to milk the cow. The fact that he's seeking employment may allow you infer that he wasn't stealing money.

Do you see Marwa submitting his CV for the job of a ministerial aide? Be careful the way you tear down honourable men.


When you're talking about milking the cow dry, consider Tony Blair's allowances as an ambassador. And what makes his own situation not count? If Obasanjo had become an ambassador to South America after his tenure as President, na you go still shout.

Unless you remove that thought pattern from your brain that only Oyibo can do right, you and people like you will continue to pull this country backwards

According to sun newspaper abi?

@willywilly

go give Yoruba beggar (aka "excuse me brother") coins whether no be slap you go chop.

Err, excuse me ma. Miss funnylife what exactly do you mean by "please be Obedient"?

Thank you very much for your anticipated reply.

Well, I've met one really cute and hot albino chick. Her name's Amara. I didn't even know she was albino till I saw her reading one day and she brought the book so close to here eyes and I thought it looked really funny, so I started laughing till she told me she couldn't see well because of the albinism thing.
Am like "what albinism thing?" and right then I realise why she was so yellow skinned?

The girl fine sha. Her skin wasn't rough and funny looking like most albinos. She looked more indian than albino.

I sure would have loved to go out with her, but marriage? Hell no! Lest we forget, albinism is a genetic defect so it's not the kind of parting gift I want to leave behind for my children.

@funkybaby

abeg help me tell the matured bros O!

@TCUBE

Why is Tony Blair's case different? Because he is a white "master"?

So it is okay for a British Prime Minister to become an ordinary ambassador but it is bad for a former state military administrator to become a Minister's Aide?

@funnylife

Okay, I'm in the Lekki/Ajah area holler at me on messenger.

Nigeria Breweries advertised the place as a very dangerous place. Besides scorpions, snakes and a horrendous terrain, they also said there was QUICKSAND!

Which sane person will go and contest in a place where there is quicksand without contemplating death?

I am not here trying to blame this Anthony Mudiaga so that his corpse would be flogged to second death. What am saying is that Gulder did not advertise a flower planting competition.

You can imagine me going for a cigarette-smoking competition and expecting my death to be blamed on the organizers.

I have my own grouse with these "reality" shows but when I call on Nigerians to boycott them due to extremely low compensation packages compared to the effort they put in, Nigerians won't hear. (what is a $40,000 car and a "$40,000 compared to your life?). But since they've made their decision to willfully be involved, who are we to blame?

To me, once you are 21 years old, you can be adequately held responsible for every decision you make.


I Want To See How The Other Contestants Will Fare Jare. This Boy Should Not Use His Death To Become The Star Of The Show.

We came to watch a show, let's have a show!

@PTH

continue following Nigerian tragedies.

Unaccountable late-night happy hour calls courtesy MTN.

More than 2,000 passengers are Stranded in Los Angeles Airport (LAX) so far, for more than five hours, passengers have been confined to the tarmac, in planes and in confined spaces.

Other planes supposed to Arrive at the Los Angeles Airport are being diverted or transited to other Airports.

Passengers and Airliners are frustrated and officials are unavailable for explanations on the magnitude, causes and danger posed by this computer black-out, neither are they available for information on when the travails will be over.

@nigeria1

are you sure that Kupolokun wanted to sell the refineries or he was the one that said the refineries could be run by the government through NNPC?

Meanwhile the mine that collapsed on six people about 4 days ago, they are still there blowing big-big grammar.

Since Bush enter White House, na so-so grammar Americans dey blow.

Asked if the rescuers had found the survivors of the collapsed mine, they answered in the affirmative that they had found Survive-able space under the ground.

What in the hell is surviveable space?!

Antiscam my arse! You are totally proscam and there's nothing you can do to scam people on Nairaland.

Gerrout!!

@McKren

I thought I proffered a solution regarding building a central database for security agencies?

One took me 5 years, one took me about 2 months.

One I still think will come back.

@BABEELOVE

it is not our place to tell people how to live their lives EXCEPT when they start committing crimes.

It seems you are missing a very important point here. Homosexuality is not an awkward way of life in Nigeria, IT IS A CRIME!!!

That said, I call no further witnesses.

@BABEELOVE

Somebody is homosexual and you're telling me that he leads a normal life. Homosexual and Normal are mutually exclusive.


I am not going to zip it when men go around sodomizing other men's anuses.

Do you think they are keeping to themselves? Watch some cartoons and children's movies and you will notice homosexual undertones and cross-dressing themes.

They are not just sitting there in their own corner ANALysing themselves, they are coming for our kids!


I could tolerate them when I thought they just wanted to be with each other and do their thing. But no. They're not satisfied with that. They are in our sons' churches, their school gyms and coach their sports teams. And they're just waiting for the opportunity to shove it up. No! I will not sit away why a muscular gym teacher is scheming on how to lascerate my son's arse with his wayward phallus.

@BABEELOVE

homosexuality is not natural, just like suicide it is very very abnormal that is why we can't just leave them alone.

Abi suicidal people, no be themselves dem wan kill? Why you think say people suppose stop them? Because that is not what they were created to do.

Homosexuality is immoral, it is evil, it is demonic and now it is spreading among underage children because of the favourable stance taken by the satellite media on homosexuality.

It must be curbed now. God hates it, man hates it, animals hate it, hell, even machines hate it.

What is wrong with you people? How man go put prick inside man nyash?!

These are the kinds of things that make me believe that God is powerless if at all he exists. How can he possibly sit and watch all this happen? It's disgusting jare.

Next thing some people will start advocating for the right to practice bestiality. Yes. How much different is it from homosexuality? Man wey fit plug man, e go fit plug dog!

Military rule no good O! If e good, request it for your hometown.

There was never a time that Nigeria was one of the best places in the world. Never! It's only now we're trying to see if we can achieve it.

I repeat, military rule no good O!

Watch the documentary on the life and death of Bruce Lee. It's incredible!

Do you know he died of self medication he took for a headache after probably having sex?

State and Local Government control go worst O!

The best thing na to run am as private company O! Distribute and sell the shares to Niger-Deltans. If they like, they should go and sell their shares back to Dangote. Na them sabi.

@PiTy H

I wonder why you would make yourself a champion at peddling allegories that do not represent the realities on ground except of course with the malicious intent to misinform.