₦airaland Forum

londonrivals: ...It was not negligence on the part of the Doctors who saw her but the nature of an ailment that kept drying up her blood without any active bleeding in her body.

NoContract: Can u see what I am reading

i pray not to be treated by this kind of doctor....even for Nairalandism (addiction to NL)

anelka101: i cant download on my android again because of low space,the 2gig sd card and the phone memory is full and i need more applications to download.
What can i do?

Buy an 8gig memory card

adctrl: I have had my iphone4 for around 3 years now without any one issue. The samsung note I got from the upgrade has been to the shop 2 times for repairs in the last 6 months.

Bros.....Iphone4 was released in June 2010. Three years neva reach and am sure you didn't get it that June except you were a direct cousin to steve jobs....

*as regards your note, was is bought new or fairly used?

Whao...so many problems with the itoys...*munches cream crackers*



Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S3 that has no issue whatsoever.

[quote author=Table Leg ]You are a troglodyte ... A brainless fool! No wonder you cant spell 'MAD'
Dum.bfuc.k![/quote]troglodyte  trog·lo·dyte/ˈtrɒg ləˌdaɪt/ Show Spelled [trog-luh-dahyt]
noun
1. a prehistoric cave dweller.
2. a person of degraded, primitive, or brutal character.
3. a person living in seclusion.
4. a person unacquainted with affairs of the world.
5. an animal living underground.

dictionary.com

Kassidy90: President jonathan caught sleeping with david mark's wife...

another headline to counter this would read thus:
Patience Replies "My Husband is innocent; He cant even sleep with me"

yomieluv2: 3.Akon signs King Sunny Ade.
.

Excuse me!

you tend to put our great KSA as a weakling praying for Akon's endorsement? i think it should be King Sunny Ade signs Akon

KSA aint D'Banj....

[size=14pt]IBB in EFCC Detention...Reveals how Windfall Money was stolen
Atiku Arrested...links to Boko Haram established
Farouk Lawan Jailed...14 years in KiriKiri
Toyota, Nissan Compete to set up Plant in Nigeria
Non Oil Export surpasses Oil export....first time in decades
GEJ reboots....powers up EFCC, PHCN and FERMA.[/size]

[quote author=Okija_juju]WHO IS UBUNTU[/quote]another Juju from Planet Mars.....venom is more potent than the current potions found in Okija.

your questions reqire a BSc Insurance Degree o....lol

i will try to answer as practical as possible with Nigeria as the core context:
the law requires a minimum of third party insurance for all vehicles plying our roads. Unfortunately, most vehicles in nigeria are not properly insured as most third party covers bought are fake. originals are sourced only from the accredited brokers or the insurance companies directly.

fixed cover rates exist in Nigeria....third party is around N5,000 while comprehensive is 5% for cars and 7.5% for Buses. you can get sweet concessions ( i got 3.5% with leadway and instalment payment spread over 3 months) if you ask and insist though. percentages on value of the vehicle

the cover includes a vehicle tracker for cars above a certain mark averagely N3m.

for claims, ensure you take pictures and document every detail...the time and description of event. in case there is human injury or death, ensure you get a police report, fill the claims form and document the event. allow a professional insurance broker review the documents before submitting. if the vehicle is still repairable, do not repair until an assessor from the insurance company reviews the vehicle. this is usually done in the premises of the workshop and discounts are often negotiated by the insurance assessors.

for total loss, the vehicle owner is indemnified dependent on the clauses in the contract.

all these process can take from as minimum as one month to up to 6 months

hope it helps

Adesiji77: Money, not cash!

stanbic

dear OP
please paste the codes you have here.

dont forget to include the car make, model and year

many thanks

nigerianhero: .

this nigerianhero poster should be banned.

he has been spamming all posts since morning.....

can you do your adverts in more ethical ways?

MODS please take note

R2bees: i no fit read am, the novel too long jare

WAEC requires an essay of around 450 words. How did you manage that?

Codes are meant to indicate a possible malfunction in certain components or systems within a car. Some codes prop up because certain events did not happen in the recommended sequence. For example if during the repair of a door, one of the airbag wires was removed with the battery not properly disconnected, the airbag warning light will stay on even if the wires were coupled back. The only way to remove the light is to scan and erase such code. That doesn't imply that if there is a real airbag fault, erasing codes will magically repair the airbag

The diagnostic guy shld have listed out the codes both cleared and uncleared and proffered possible solutions.

Thanks

E&OE

possibly the fuel pump....

fuel serves as a coolant for the fuel pump so its not advisable to drive to near empty all the time.

your fuel pump might be 'ending' its useful life....

SBabaJ: Every School Has Certain Slangs And Jargons Unique To The Institution. Two From The University Of Ilorin Where I Completed My Studies Are.
Face Tanke: This Term Is Usually Used To Describe Those Who Made Less Than 1.5 (Used To Be 1.0) In Their First Academic Year And Have Been Advised To Withdraw.
Permanent Stress: Ideally, P.S. Stands For Permanent Site But Due To The Stressful Nature Of Academic Activities, Permanent Stress Was Coined.
Kindly Regale Us With Those Particular To Your School.

clear evidence that you were a PS student. We were the bomb at mini campus....life there was wonderful. we had unilorin bakery, OPC (for hot superb Amala,), we had SUB (the original-fully infested with photocopiers and zobo sellers) and the TV was always on MM channels and not supersport...could remember the 9/11 saga (one of the few times we tuned to CNN)

as regards slangs, we have the famous 'aro' guys of H1 block....pure jesters that made school life fun. we have 'june 12'....not in reference to abiola but to the ever formidable mix of bread and hot beans all for twenty naira a plate. we had 'abbatior' and thar was the Institute of Technology [I.O.T] located within the campus notorius for the cult attacks......there was a guy called DMX then with tattered timberland boots who oppressed and 'obtained' guys and ladies alike for protection money; mafia style.

remembered 'mister peep' but have forgotten the story line....seems he was caught peering through the windows of female hostels devouring those fresh undergraduate 'blessings'.....Unilorin ladies can over-form.... those law students in their white and black....enjoyed library-toasting them....best form of toasting.....just take a piece of paper and write out your mind then pass to her. you ask her to reply and the 'chat' starts....it all ends at the Gym at night near the prayer ground with light kisses and giggles......thats a story for another day.....


all these happened over a decade ago

cheers

there is the all common motion ground where i took all those 'weird' looking photos of mine.....

the issue with Dino is that he is simply begging for attention.

he is in the same class with el rufai and all those old OBJ boys who currently reap zero in GEJ's dispensation.

The government sees them as noise-makers and is not bothered by their amplified nothingness.

a simple trap and they all cower and fall....Soyinka-FRSC approach is not too old a method to apply to such less disciplined pupils of Nigerian Political School.

A simple probe into Dino's past will yield so many worms, he would be begging to cover it...

what is his main source of income that he can pay a concubine N10m for a movie premiere and buy a N50m porsche toy all in a year... he could even boast that a bugatti veyron is arriving soonest.

The old brat, despite history lessons in secondary school has failed to understand the core values of Ghandi, Mandela et al....its not the amount of metal scraps nor the decibel rating of your noise.....its the core values you pass on that you are remembered for.

let him continue the noise maiking, the class captain will soon call for names of noisemakers...

the issue with Dino is that he is simply begging for attention.

he is in the same class with el rufai and all those old OBJ boys who currently reap zero in GEJ's dispensation.

The government sees them as noise-makers and is not bothered by their amplified nothingness.

a simple trap and they all cower and fall....Soyinka-FRSC approach is not too old a method to apply to such less disciplined pupils of Nigerian Political School.

A simple probe into Dino's past will yield so many worms, he would be begging to cover it...

what is his main source of income that he can pay a concubine N10m for a movie premiere and buy a N50m porsche toy all in a year... he could even boast that a bugatti veyron is arriving soonest.

The old brat, despite history lessons in secondary school has failed to understand the core values of Ghandi, Mandela et al....its not the amount of metal scraps nor the decibel rating of your noise.....its the core values you pass on that you are remembered for.

let him continue the noise maiking, the class captain will soon call for names of noisemakers...

stephenponti: All na hype!! How many ppl ve u seen using bb Porsche? This one too ll enter oblivion. iOS anytime any day!!!

BB Porsche is not an OS.

[quote author=Godman_n]Sorry Nigerians. Until we revert back to our senses; we will continue to perish.[/quote]strong words brother, strong words

Adufaye: Yea it poor servicin,hv bin 2 navy hanger in navy town 4 xcursion wen i was in sch,d low rank guys wil scater in n out of d chopper service it,officer's wil cum 4 xpection,do a little servicin 2 check it wel,d seamen we arrang it bak,move it out of d hanger,2 captain's wil cum nd fly it...

if this post was written in english, it would have been beneficial to the human race. *no pun intended*

hardbody: Why would you want to change an engine in the first place. After using your car for a reasonable time-frame, would it not be the course of wisdom to either dispose of it or make a gift of it and buy another? Rather than spend some funny amount fixing a used car, how about sell, trade in or give out?

Not everybody can afford to change cars like sanitary pads. It does not take great skill to understand this little piece of common sense

congrats kenny...

at least we might see less of your face and blinges in music videos as you get busy with serious admin work

@politician,

LOL..... i actually laughed out and a strategy meeting was in session.....so embarassed....see where my phone has landed me o.

your post got me reeling.

[quote author=Intrepid!]The only use for this your 'shipload of money' is to string wads of it around your body and use as a bullet proof vest, 'cos when you slap back and the policeman uses his Government-issued (your monthly tax payments) AK-47 to turn your body into a sieve, you will explain to God why your brain didn't boot during the event.[/quote]you dont need a shipload of money to understand the clauses i put in my post. First, i said 'slapping for no unjust cause'; second 'the slap occuring in my territory'. If both variables are existing, then i will resist any form of undue harrasment ceteris paribus.

Of course if i see a gun totting drunk in black, i know what to do.

Policewoman: See dem dey boast. If dem slap una now, una no go fit do nothing

dear policewoman,
call it anything you like....if you slap me in my territory for no just cause other than for you being a member of the police force, i will beat you till you download 10GB of queen's english in your skull.......Its not a threat.

If you think everybody who comes online is just a mere etisalat free data user, please rethink.

my monthly tax payments can pay the full salary of a corporal.

yes.

was in University. there was a scuffle between some friends and one went to report the other in a police station. a policeman came poorly dressed....wearing brown trousers and a sandal around 11pm. He said he wanted to arrest my friend. I asked two questions: any form of Identification to prove he was a policeman as he was not properly dressed as such and the arrest warrant. he was just blabbering and then he called the station. Before we could spell 'POLICE', their van has arrived the scene. Upon sighting more support from his colleagues, the raunchy policeman gave me an unexpected straight slap!....My reflexes didn't fail me....I slapped him, gave him a kick in the groin and sealed it with a punch....the next thing i noticed was i was getting gun butt hits on all part of my body. i got kicked by almost 4 policemen...my victim was squealing like a kid holding his cro.tch. I was bundled into their van with my friend, who obviously had received the same VIP treatment....we were locked up and only got 'bail' the next morning.....

sleekch1c: Nigerian
[size=13pt][Some Nigerians are actually worth giving your bank account information to.[/size]

comments like these make me wanna puke.

not every Nigerian is a fraud and if the writer fails to understand that, the authenticity of all he has written is also suspect and not actually worth giving attention to

PatriQ: Hi Guys,

i own a lovely KIA Cerato 2007 model EX that has had no major problems. Recently i changed the ATF not that i was having any issues, but just to tune the car up, and the car hasn't been the same. The transmission has been in bad shape. I checked online and the only recommended ATF for KIA is SP III and for some reason i cannot locate any. Even the KIA shop in PH does not have that particular spec.
Please, is there an alternative to the SP III specifications// any recommendation?? or is there anywhere i can get the SP II in Nigeria??
I would really appreciate any help.
Thanks guys

how and where did you change the ATF?