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Politics › Re: The IREV Portal Is Now Ready For The Imo, Kogi, And Bayelsa Gov Elections by DesChyko: 7:55am On Nov 11, 2023
INEC already declared collation via iREV, their invention, as unconstitutional.

Expect it to be scrapped, with another billion naira investment taking its place in the meantime.
Politics › Re: INEC Official Abducted In Bayelsa, Result Sheets Missing In Boat Accident by DesChyko: 7:19am On Nov 11, 2023
I won't put this beyond those riverine communities. I mean, apart from deliberate sabotage by opposition against a rival's strong base.

Even you as an INEC official will have to succumb to the wishes of the people on the island.
Career › Re: Congratulations! You Have Been Selected For The FGN-ALAT Digital Skillnovation P by DesChyko: 7:17am On Nov 11, 2023
Got tired to follow this up. Got a lot on my plate currently.

Greatest Luck to you all!
Politics › Re: IMO 2023: Aisha Abubakar Achonu May Become The First Fulani First Lady In East by DesChyko: 6:59am On Nov 11, 2023
WeLive:
Hopefully, the people accepts her
Because they accuse and abuse the present governor of dining with the Hausa/Fulanis
If you know about Rocha's Okorocha's past but yet he was elected governor, you will understand that such tales will only emanate from the opposition, never the people en masse.
Politics › Re: Technology Creating New Generations Of Illiterates In Nigeria – Wole Soyinka by DesChyko: 6:46am On Nov 11, 2023
What role did Technology play in helping you bring cultism and violence to Nigerian Universities?
Politics › Re: Kogi Poll: Anybody Testing Our Capacity Will Know The Powers We Have – Police by DesChyko: 10:41pm On Nov 10, 2023
Lol..

Yeye police that couldn't do jackshit when confronted by actual thugs in Lagos governorship elections🤣
Food › Re: Enugu Amala Hangout Causes Controversy On Twitter by DesChyko: 7:22am On Nov 10, 2023
I'm surprised this is generating controversy. People just want to talk sha; because it is not in Igboland that you will 'command' a person to use their time and money to participate in a leisure fest of your own choosing 🤬
Politics › Re: So Peter Obi Is Still Busy Dishing Out Lambas? by DesChyko:
helinues:
Abeg no vex oo, Seh for that Obidients camp, them strictly warn una to stop using una medulla oblongata?
I would have asked you the same but I am learned enough to remember that the medulla oblongata controls autonomic functions like heartbeat, respiration, coughing, sneezing, swallowing, e.t.c (definitely not thinking or reasoning or judgement or the likes). I assumed you passed Junior Secondary School at least...or not.

It's fails like this that makes people qujestion one's education 😎
Politics › Re: All Imo Flights Blacklisted Nationwide Over Attack On NLC President by DesChyko: 11:24am On Nov 09, 2023
plaindealer:
Is this the reason why you too decided to shut Imo state down economically?
I'm certain Imo State workers who have been there know what's right for them. Unlike some pay-per-post meddlesome interlopers 🤣
Politics › Re: All Imo Flights Blacklisted Nationwide Over Attack On NLC President by DesChyko:
plaindealer:
LP brand of politics is all about the destruction of anything in Nigeria
Nothing anybody wan tell me.

Dem dey brainwash these APC supporters on a daily.

A party that is currently overseeing the depletion and regression of every economic indices in Nigeria across the past decade has their supporters talking big.

Wonders 🤣
Politics › Re: Off-Season Polls: Electronic Collation Illegal, Says INEC by DesChyko(op): 9:05am On Nov 09, 2023
MadamExcellency:
Using a log table, pen, papers or any device not powered by electricity to calculate the total figures of votes cast and allotted to each candidate in a Nigerian election conducted by INEC
I mean, these guys are beyond redemption.

They'd rather use technology to verify real time information instead of market/beer parlour gossip but justify pen/ink alterations on papers that possibly never left the headquarters as against results uploaded in real-time from the field.
Politics › Re: Off-Season Polls: Electronic Collation Illegal, Says INEC by DesChyko(op): 8:47am On Nov 09, 2023
solreb:
I agree with INEC that IREV is not for collation.
1. Define collation.
2. How does the iREV work?
3. Ask for a refund on your education.
Politics › Re: Off-Season Polls: Electronic Collation Illegal, Says INEC by DesChyko(op): 8:46am On Nov 09, 2023
Difrent:
The meaning of collation in electoral act maybe different from the dictionary meaning.
Please provide us with the meaning of collation as the electoral act specified it differently.

Thanks in advance.
Education › Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by DesChyko: 7:19am On Nov 09, 2023
Paramount01:
How will u feel when a girl girl that is not up to your last born age misbehaving to u?
I'll try to see her parents if I have the time. I'll also use that as a reference point to raise my kids better.

An old man once said if you wake up in the morning and a domestic fowl starts chasing you the moment you stepped outside, run away because it may have grown teeth overnight.

In today's times, this video can cost that man his job.
Politics › Re: Off-Season Polls: Electronic Collation Illegal, Says INEC by DesChyko(op): 7:15am On Nov 09, 2023
Blitzerz:
Oh so your own portal will differ from results collated.
The seriousness of the situation is the only reason I'm not finding this funny. Our institutions have never had it this bad.
Politics › Re: Off-Season Polls: Electronic Collation Illegal, Says INEC by DesChyko(op): 7:12am On Nov 09, 2023
Difrent:
Get the electoral act and look for the definition of collation....don't rely on this dictionary meaning
I could also have told you to go look it up in a dictionary but I provided it.

Why is it always you people defending things without reference? 🤦🏾‍♂️
Politics › Re: Off-Season Polls: Electronic Collation Illegal, Says INEC by DesChyko(op): 7:04am On Nov 09, 2023
nwakibie3:
Then why using it in the first placehuh
200bn naira investment in the drain because certain people want to keep power.
Politics › Re: Off-Season Polls: Electronic Collation Illegal, Says INEC by DesChyko(op): 7:02am On Nov 09, 2023
Brendaniel:
If any politician will get my support, it is either you are plotting a coup or you are planning a war, or you want to pray like Elijah abi Elisha that stopped rain for 3 and half years, anything less than that to me looks like a waste of time with elections and INEC.
See vex😲
Politics › Re: Off-Season Polls: Electronic Collation Illegal, Says INEC by DesChyko(op):
At this point, it will be wise for INEC to just stop issuing these contradictory press conferences and focus on conducting their selection process. Are they implying that they do not rely on Form EC8As for declaring the winner (after all, that's what we expect to see on the iREV) undecided

Which of the definition of 'collate' does iREV not do that makes them utter such careless assumptions that it is not for collation..are they educated at all? After all these weeks and they can't use their terms properly 😑

Politics › Off-Season Polls: Electronic Collation Illegal, Says INEC by DesChyko(op): 6:08am On Nov 09, 2023
INEC says IREV not for results collation,

The Independent National Electoral Commission has insisted that electronic collation of results is illegal in Nigeria.

The commission said this against the backdrop of expectations that the results of Saturday’s off-cycle governorship elections in Imo, Kogi, and Bayelsa states would be transmitted electronically.

The Chief Press Secretary to the INEC chairman, Rotimi Oyekanmi, made the clarification to one of our correspondents on Wednesday.

There has been a clamour for electronic transmission of election results in the country with the issue forming a core plank of the presidential election petitions filed at the Presidential Election Petitions Court by the Peoples Democratic Party and the Labour Party.

But Oyekanmi clarified that the result viewing portal was not for collating election results or determining the winner; neither was the Bimodal Voter Accreditation System an electronic voting machine.

When asked how results from the polling units would be transmitted after voting had been concluded in the governorship polls in the three states, Oyekanmi explained, “Polling unit election results, also known as Form EC8As, will be uploaded directly to the INEC Result Viewing Portal from the individual PUs by the presiding officers after the close of poll and declaration of results at that level.

“Presiding Officers are expected to use the Bimodal Voter Accreditation System to snap the Form EC8A and upload the same to the IReV after the conclusion of all processes at the various polling units.

“However, people need to understand that the IReV is not for collating election results or determining the winner, while the BVAS is also not an electronic voting machine.

IReV portal
“To be sure, electronic voting or collation of results is illegal in Nigeria at the moment. All that the IReV portal does is just to display the Form EC8A uploaded from the polling units for the public to see.

“The process for determining and declaring the winner of a governorship election is well encapsulated in section 179 of the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.”
https://punchng.com/off-season-polls-electronic-collation-illegal-says-inec-police-warn-nlc/

Education › Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by DesChyko:
Undue influence.

Dock her points for flouting class rules, not physically assaulting her. The world is moving on, Mr Lecturer.
Crime › Re: Four Men Charged Over Theft Of £4.8m Gold Toilet From Blenheim Palace (Photo) by DesChyko: 2:22pm On Nov 08, 2023
£4.8m poop bowl😲
Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Conducts Show Of Force For Kogi State Governorship Election. by DesChyko: 1:54pm On Nov 08, 2023
Nonsense.

At the end of the day, the courts will just verify whom the cartel has selected.
Politics › Re: FG Opens E-Passport Offices In Italy, Spain, Greece, Austria and Switzerland by DesChyko: 8:42am On Nov 08, 2023
BigDawsNet:
Biometric passport.. it carries micro chip.. same as the Nigerian e passport with the American e passport has some chip in it..
Wow! That's lit.

Thanks man👌🏾
Politics › Re: FG Opens E-Passport Offices In Italy, Spain, Greece, Austria and Switzerland by DesChyko: 6:24am On Nov 08, 2023
One thing I do not understand is the 'e' in e-passport. In comparison, the 'e' in e-mail is obviously different from the traditional mail.
Politics › Re: Man Accuses IPOB/ESN Of Killing His Friend In Owerri (Photos) by DesChyko: 6:12pm On Nov 07, 2023
Killerofpigs:
That account is not IGBO....see all the respondents...they are not IGBOs..it's a Yoruba Agbado channel for manufacturing of Propaganda. Have you seen a obituary poster without

Table of events? Isn't it obvious that details were bloated out?

Check clearly ..it's fake news..
To be honest, nah him sabi. Immediately I saw the handle, I dismissed the opinion. Nah nonsense las las.
Politics › Re: Man Accuses IPOB/ESN Of Killing His Friend In Owerri (Photos) by DesChyko: 5:49pm On Nov 07, 2023
Lol.. ChimaezeDim??

He sells his own people for 30k monthly.

Only newbies on twitter don't know the fool.

In his world, he would have been born a twin but for Biafra that separated him and his twin in the womb.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Testimony After My Boss Sacked Me by DesChyko: 5:03am On Nov 07, 2023
steeltrust:
normally na internet cause am
If you see me on a normal level you no fit cough

I no get your time
You're a pussy.

Grow up.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Testimony After My Boss Sacked Me by DesChyko: 8:19pm On Nov 06, 2023
steeltrust:
ona de mad ni
Why mentioning me
Where you forget your brain?

If you dey find who you go rap with, open Whatsapp bros.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Testimony After My Boss Sacked Me by DesChyko: 4:24pm On Nov 06, 2023
yewit37486:
Let me quote some of those who commented on the first two pages, let them see who this OP truly is.
cc: steeltrust, lavylilly, DaHrNn0001, dawnomike, DesChyko, Benki003, gidjah, EconFinance
AHH 😲
Politics › Re: Majority Always Have Their Way: LP Lawmakers Won't Reject SUVs - Sen. Imasuen by DesChyko: 12:14am On Nov 06, 2023
Thank you for airing your opinion, Barr. Neda Imasuen.

I'd advise you begin to look for another party to align with.

Labour Party, in summary, OBIdients, have no space for those who are not looking forward to a sensible Nigeria.

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