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@ d bolded, dat must be d names of ur kids?. Luvly names,maybe will v to borrow it for future usage .

cynhamscakes:
Stop that
Sit down
[/b]Joanna!![b]
[/b]Mitchell!![b]
Stop that
What is in your mouth?
Why are you so quiet?
Leave the bathroom
Come inside the house
Leave it
Drop it

Etc
Etc

But i'm loving it

Tarzan360:
True talk, but the country is going Yugoslavian way' are u going with us?

Abeg am on d fence ......(no offense)

Tarzan360:
True nne, but he is working with the devils currently that is just my pain, apc is evil in disguise

Tarzan360:
Well anambra never have record of bad leadership, including the short devil's advocate ngige

luv dat man ....although no one z perfect. He z d one dat made us realized Anambrians had moni in der purse.luk at hz works solid wit d little tym he had.

Hisduchess:
my dear I sincerely reject this prayer ooo.I ll rather marry buhari than marry that short engine, baby elephant dating oldie elephant, short engine, k- legged with wild bow leg midget with a tiny crankshaft like that of a baby ant called mrcork. chukwu ekwela ife ojooo (((shaking my head 10times))) (((real story)))

kukuma kee d guy, c finishing...................................................Shaking my head to both of u (no offense )

Tarzan360:
Willie is working

Na before, now everyone z working/walking

MrCork:
...I will rather marry a tree than to marry village bush baby like Hisduchess! ! ((No ofeense ))

chia!!!, I don die ....Hisduchess over to u I no get strength abeg!

Hisduchess:
me abi mrcork wants to Kee me but nah me and him for this Nairaland ooo.mrcork can troll someone to grave aswear.

Yes dear!!! ....Hisduchess, Mrcork nightmares ....both of u will make a nice couple

lefulefu:
na me tell d bwoyfwend to dey post d pix upandan
anyway i like d pix
in adams oshiomole"s voice...d bwoyfwend can go an die

adewumiopeyemi:
Na wa oo.. some married woman and cheating be like 5 and 6..

lefulefu:
na wao...nairaland and married women begging single guys for sex stories

I remembered dat pix, hope u took permission frm her b.f before using it for meme

greatnaija01:
BRO simcard is less than 500 naira WITH registration. YOU KNOW WHAT?

ADVICE IS WHAT PEOPLE ASK FOR WHEN THEY ALREADY KNW WHAT THEY REALLY WANNA DO

So do not come here claiming to NEED help when you know what your dark side wants. IT IS NOT OUR BUSINESS.... it would not make the UNIVERSE SHIFT and it would not affect 2019 ELECTIONS.
Do whatever suits you, the consequences are yours to bear and KARMA would not ASK Nairaland FOR Options on how to repay you.

pls learn to keep shiiyt like this to yourself.

you want to LOOSE her, drop her number here and she would CHANGE her LINE... or change your LINE temporarily for 9 months and move on with your LIFE.

Maturity Nd sense combined together at its peak....kudos!....when one already knew wot to do he/she will still ask.just tired for some fiful

adewumiopeyemi:
Baby it was realy stressful dear.. I saw you reading the post.. so I said leme say hi.. hope you are Gud..

God will strengthen d more...lol u did well, am sound dear**tnxx **

adewumiopeyemi:
Diamond23 baby how you doing

Swerrym am fyn, hope ur day was blessed

samysmoothfresh:
shurrup there!!


which one is "while it last"?


are you saying there are not ladies like this in reality and the few ones we have (like op's babe), are all pretending?



to think this is coming from a supposed "lady"


aunty go and work on yourself to be like this lady or even better and stop hating!!!

Mannerless kid....my comment wz beyond ur comprehension xo Bleep off ma mentions u v been noticed

chenzen:
l met this lady sometime in August 2016 we kick-started a romantic relationship up until May 2017 after which we both took a break off the relationship for a while(1yr) and re-activated it on May 18 2018... and as l write @ this moment the relationship is @ the height of love and bliss.

she is an independent lady... selfless and enterprising
easy-going, truthfully honest, reliable, surpportive, pretty, intelligent, sassy, verbal physical and mental maturity. and endowed with countless skills and talents.

the thrilling thing is...

she puts in equal work and commitment into the relationship
she enjoys the idea of spear-heading our outing and dating programmes and idea and footing our bills each time she takes the lead on our dates.

she introduces me to friends and family each time l m with her and they come around.

she funds the little she can into my business projects and idea

she listens and respects me

Always seek my opinion after coming up with a sound idea

she recently asked for my clothing measurement size... l m guessing she wants to tailor a stitch of matching outfit for us.


And she s just 25.


It looks like a dream and looks too Good to be true.


Honestly l need someone to honestly tell me what is going on....

it feels like l m living in a sacred garden of red and white roses, butterflies, Angels and fairies...


please honestly tell me what u think of all that


Thanks.

konkonbilo:
same here too...have been following him for more than four years now...some people here don't understand mrcork...I just smh when I see them complaining... He's one of a kind

True confession ......keep it coming!

milemimi93:
You know what?
A waste pipe is useful.
Because it carries sh!ts to the pit.
Initially I hated you and called you pvssy ass-licker since u said u came on nl to chase cooches. And I wanted seeing you bin banned here forever.
But now I even want to see u on nl more often and pls create more threads if you can.
U don't know how many lives u do save by your post and threads.

Whenever I have a blue day, I come to nl to read just only ur posts and threads. And whenever I do that, I will feel relief.

You always make me laugh.
I laugh to keep out of crying whenever I read your post.

I was suicidal few days ago and one of your thread relief me. The thread you created on "TOP FIVE REASONS GUYS COME TO NL TO CHASE GIRLS"
I swear that thread saved my life. I laughed all through the night.

Please MrCork thank you so so much for saving me and always making me happy whenever I read your posts.

I am sorry for past dissed.

God bless you and your dealings..

U v foresight , tot I wz d only one looking forward to dat blue typeing. Although I hardly comment,sometimes I laff ma ass out reading hz write ups, comment Nd also hz trolling on a female moniker starting with H buh v forgotten her name. He z such a clown