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That yankee girl was too nice! tough puff crumbling cookie she was!
the loud-mouth estate agent just ran over her like carpet
if Nooru* was in that boardroom that would have been the easiest decision S'alan took
all week! he'd have been gone

"I've got the gift of the gab" - Noorul

LETS BE HONEST THIS IS THE MOST TALKED ABOUT FILM(part1 anyway) THAT HAS BEEN RELEASED IN NAIJA IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS/YEARS!! SIMPLE AS THAT, THEY DIDNT EVEN DO HOLLYWOOD MARKETING JUST WORD OF MOUTH!

if we keep statistics in naija it will be blooming obvious this is the most popular film/actress 2008/2009

if anyone know any other popular actor/film 2008/2009 please name them

go to blockbusters, they have some disc with FOUR films on for a good price £12.99 <its on sale too lol


_{makes notes- think i should start ordering my films for naija str8!!}

its not the cameras! the pictures are okay its bleeping background noise that gets to me!!!
i can hear da bloody director/producer/marketer talking! the dogs barking, the generator! the traffic-everyone honking for no reason at all, you can even see the mic from the top! i mean it takes less than an hourto fix all these problems!!

na wa o, dem kidnap you na camera? the pictureS should be all over this place na

re: fashola for president

if we have fashola for president do you think things will improve?
what we need is 36 fashola, remember the governors,local government chairmen
are closer to the people they are responsible for most of the things that affect the citizens

btw did he also text you why you didn't get your receipt first time around?
did he fire the dufus at the desk? Fashola is doing a wonderful job but he has to
push every civil servant in the state to be on the same page or else. . .

CNN? its on sky news already

the question is why aren't the NTA, AIT and co making a documentary ?

show us pictures of the road and the environment/infrastructures not pictures of the man himself!!

United Kingdom and Australia

they'll kidnap you with your popcorn

na wa seems like people in other parts of Nigeria don't use cameras, only lagos pictures are readily available on nairaland

whats alele?

what about masa with sugar hmmm

then theres this thin fruit in the north its usually dried out from the sun a bit soury/tangy

olabb:
Hello fellow naira

How are you all doing? pls dnt mind me ask this question. I is jamaican heritage and i like to know how to cook pounded yam step by step. Well ive tried to teach myself which i had boiled the yam, crush it and use my hands to put it together and compress it. But its not sticking together and africa pounded yam more softer like creamish. So can i have some 1 to tell me step by step instruction how to cook it. Thanks to you all

Lion Rastafar eye

Olabb

LMAO, you have to pound it with mortar(wooden)

buy pound o' iyan from a local store if you are in the UK

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-41.0.html

erm the poster is male!

wow that's impressive,

_{i think they should make a law forcing landlords to paint their house every six months!!}

edited!

sorry

yes why not, would my parents be against it erm not too sure they'll raise their eyerow but i'll tell them
i will be in the relationship not them

maybe she doesn't like the way your write 

is she dating other people or she just went off you?

yea sometimes especially with the wrong person or the wrong time in your life it all depends

why because they dont ask for applebottoms jeans, cinema tickets, yoghurt from your broke ass?

jokes jokes jokes

tell us your reason bros

chei i heard the number of customers coming to silverbird has skyrocketed since erm mr rotimy started this thread!!

_{are you sure rotimy is not their business development officer?}

whats the cinema like sef, are people allowed to loiter around doing nothing?

go and teach kids preparing for ssce and ume
teach students how to use the computer

all you get here is people asking you to call them or drop your email address, they are making money selling ebooks they themselves dont read
or join some pyramid scheme

the thing i dont understand with this 'demarketing' is that why is intercontinental the only bank being targeted and by who?

those naija banks and their funny way of doing business, how exactly is it possible for 80% of staff to be on the street chasing deposits?
how come other countries dont send their staffs on the street looking for deposits?

basically, if you buy your ticket in advance, you can pay as low as 7000naira to fly with aero contractors

you have to book minimum two weeks in advance and online using your debit or credit card

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-233396.0.html

go to the management na! are u lot not allowed to complain or what?
go to the police, if everything fails get petrol andb urn the place or cause 250k worth of damage

call the head or call the customer service dept

is there something wrong with writing the name of the company on here?

2-0 it is

Yeah. we need wisdom, ideas and strategy and i very much agree. But even if you have those and the system is corrupt, they will still rig you out of Office.; Professor Utomi HAD A GREAT vision for the country but he was rigged to death. Wole Soyinka, a good nationalist and a person who i will support for presidency if he ever ran cannot win even if people like him because special interest will rig him out. So, the system needs changes more than anything but there should also be equity in politics
its unfair

theres a false impression that prof utomi was rigged, he simply want the popular choice, some people think nigeria is just made up of lagos, port harcourt and some few southern states. there are people in Nigeria that dont know who utomi is, forget the fact we see and read about him online every other day.
aside from good electoral laws we actually need people to know what voting is all about, who and what they are voting for

pat utomi might have great vision for the country but what if people dont get to hear of his vision or only people with access to internet and newspapers
what about people in sokoto and nasarawa?

prior to the last election did you know the name of Utomi's party? what is even the name of his party now sef? where are they what is their position in the current climate?
why is he the only one from the party we are hearing about?

pat utomi is a very brilliant commentator by the way, dont know about what he can actually do when he gets there, it takes more that phd to lead the country!

banom:
@ OP,

It makes me crazy when ever i hear the way our people are asking to be giving the chance to produce the president of Nigeria as if it is "pass me i pass you game" Igbos asking to be giving such chance is even a way of injecting tribalism into the game,

The issue is that many igbos are of the false notion that they can't win without the Hausas and that the Hausa will be scared to vote an igbo man because of the Biafran war, But the simple truth is that there will never be any time or any where on this earth that all side of a nation or race or tribe will stay aside and ask one part to produce a ruler, all of us are power hungry, if you want it, you work for it,

All an Igbo man or any one else needs to be become the president of Nigeria are, IDEAS, WISDOM, AND STRATEGY,, Politics is a game and games are not won in number but with right strategy, that was how Abiola won Tofa and Obama won Mc Cain , I advice our people to spend more time devicing the Strategy, Ideas and wisdom they will employ to contest and win and not wasting much of their time demanding to be giving a national unianimous chance to produce the president, ( such a chance is never possible even if we demand for it till thy kingdom come).

To me an Igbo man becoming the president of Nigeria is not as difficult as many sees it, But it cant be easier than that.

God bless you jare!

politics is a game! not something you win by begging or whining about!

Ndipe:
Green technology is the latest buzzword in the American economy with jobs being created out of it. But I am naive about this technology, and feel it's all hype. I can be an ardent of the green technology by simply waving a branch or[b] keeping a pair of potted plants in my bedroom to conserve energy[/b]? So, is it all hype or is it here to stay?

wtf? you are not only naive, you are a bit potty too, perharps you've been smoking some of the dried leaves from the plants in your garden

green technology is here to stay, they(greenpeace, environmentalist) are constanstly drumming shoving it down our throats how brilliant these new techs are
and considering the cost of oil and quality of life(air) they make sense. the only problem is that they are not applicable to everyting now theyve not been tried and tested over a long period to know their reliability and then the cost!!

_{i think this should be moved to the poilitics/business section too}

is he even sure of the 80k monthly from coaching kids football, never knew people paid to join youth football clubs

is the 80k confirmed?

you cant really budget in naija, many things come up from nowhere, police, family,nepa,water etc

you go try o!!

_{i dont think he's in good terms with his wife}