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Yemdenikky:
Hello Hotstepper it im actualy new on here. It is still the same as the Permanent Resident Status (yes). Are u living in Canada? As to where am gotta stay, am not so sure that why am asking u guys out, bsides i dont intend relying on the arrangement of ma agent, i hope u understand my wish. If so are u willing that i hook up with u 4 some 2weeks or less b4 securing my accom. and the rest? Pls ask me any thing u might be doubtful of, i can send u my pic and personal information if u so desire. Am a young student though'

Ade, you are basically leaving for another country with absolutely nothing? No accommodation, family members or friends, no job??

don't you have hospitals around?
go there you'll be so lucky
you can than k me later

mohawkchic:
~ You're most welcome Dis Guy Good luck w/ Your speech

~Lol . .Most people think they dont know what to say. . .you'd be amazed at some of the stories you'll remember . .scribble them down as you recall,pick out the juicy bits that will put you at ease telling it. .helps w/ the nerves

trust me, the stories I'll remember are divorce material,
we will probably be pelted out of the church/hall if I'm allowed to run my mouth

Thank you thank you Mohawk, you've just saved me a lost of googling!

august 22nd here I come

Am sure if he thought you didnt know what to say,he wouldnt have chosen you to be his Best man

most people don't know what to say!!
it's not like you choose someone that's been doing in every year lol

hey i think her found her, live and direct on nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-53397.0.html

sexychica no be small. i talk am before, she don jam am!

I have been married for six years to a man that am not inlove with,
been trying to work it out so far,but this past Christmas holiday i went
home to visit my family and met my first boyfriend,all the feelings i had
for him came rushing back,he tells me he feels thesame way too.Now
that am back i can't stop thinking about him and its causing lot of strain
in my marriage,can't stand my husband anymore.So am thinking the best
is for me to leave the marriage.

I need help,advise pls!!!

how long did you spend with him more than a month? the feeling might come rushing back but it might not be enough to marry him and live together its been yearssss how are you so sure his doesnt have a family of his own or planning something completely different before you came into the picture from obodo oyinbo

Leilah:
Point is have I ruined my marriage for doing a thing like that?[b] as a Nigerian man with cultural values [/b]he is very very angry what is the best way for me to handle this?

you and this your cultural nigerian man, seems things were getting a bit better
you didnt insure it? did he buy it on the blackmarket? _{he is a nigerian man with cultural values after all!}
just give him all the money you can towards it
leave him alone to sulk for some few days, and tell him 'Na so God want am'- he'll understand

rhufffryda:
a postgraduate degree has Zero significance in nigeria especially even when u dnt av any valid work experience. what a cousin of mine is going through is enough fact for me. after spending more that 10 million naira on a US masters degree including tuition, accommodtion, feeding, books etc, s[b]he is still being treated as an entry level graduate just because she doesn't have d necessary professional qualifications yet. this happened in about three big international firms.[/b] I would advice dese young graduates scrambling for student visa to go n study abroad for a masters degree that that is not d beginning of career life. u still av to do ur professionals. I see it as errant nonsense though. share ur views everyone.

Ive always wondered why people rush to do PG with zero experience in fact some do it before going for the NYSC
How do you expect a non-entry level job without previous working experience!

The chance of getting a job (not necessarily mid-level/senior) increases with a PG
and the probability of getting promoted also increases with a PG, in a structured organisation
you will get promoted faster than those with a a first degree as long as your performance is above average!

ElRazur:
It is a good think I do not eat cornflakes as am lactose [milk] intolerant.

The problem really do not lie with people like me [and you] who are not in the country, the problem lies with the way the country have been runned ever since we discovered oil. I am merely reacting to what any human will.

On the flip side, I remember watching on the news in Nigeria, when it was proposed about last year or so that the naira will be 1-to-1 with the pound. The first public joe [or should I say Mumuni] that was interviewed said "oh that it good news, it will at least show those proud people abroad that their money is nothing" or something along those lines. I couldn't stop laughing when I heard those comments. Little did he realise that Nigeria stand a lot to lose if it happens in the short and long run.

lol i watched the same news!! and also read a lot along that line on nairaland

ElRazur:
Good news for people who are abroad.   With a few dollars in my pocket we can live like kings for a few months, before heading back to work hard again. This can only be good news.

but thing will still be expensive considering everything including toothpicks are imported by local businessmen!

imagine buying cornflakes for £6  

For a state like Lagos, one would expect forward thinking entrepreneurs to start things like that
but I'm sure there are several brickwalls like cost, postage system, demand, banking/ internet banking,consumer laws
security and culture (people like to view/use/feel before paying for goods or services)

Big shops should introduce internet shopping especially in places where there is demand for it

_{I think we should start from lagos first. most of these places are not even available outside of lagos}

MrCrackles:
There is no big deal with that school fees, i paid bloody £13k and i didnt go to an ETONIAN, PAROCHIAL OR some other prestigious college!

Elite schools around here range from £12k-£30k mostly!

MrCrackles, should we get the loudspeakers out?

it's fron NEXTon sunday not sahara reporters

true, the school fees are a bit high, but how does anyone know Sahara reporters is right about the amount

i don't think the school can/will be hiding their fees from anybody

where's nferyn?

^^   

_{what about his level of fitness?}

they'd better not drop the Slovenian Slippery Soap!!

or perhaps they can start bleaching their dudu skins like their infamous governor!

Adios!

jamace:
Paltry N200,000 per month _{just thinking aloud}. What is the average monthly salary of civil servants in Nassarawa State?  Vagabonds In Power,  indeed.  

these are the sort of information journalists ought to add to their reports!

Experts at the garden in Jos, who spoke to Sunday Sun, said a lion is entitled to a meal of one goat per day.

Experts indeed!! lions in the wild don't eat that much!!

don't forget people, she has the right to vote and be voted for

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=246733.msg3591210#msg3591210 date=1236954841]@ Akinagirl and chaircover,

africans esp men don't believe in PPD, they want women to be super mommy.
such a sad story.[/quote]its not about believing PPD, its about knowing it exist, do youy really think african women know PPD themselves?

Its upto the doctors and public health workers to enlighten people about it!!

why is this thread not stick sef?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=238138.msg3592069#msg3592069 date=1236960962]Bleep off!!!

Is it still possible to get away victories in the Nigerian league??
A pal told me away victories are so rare because referees are scared shitless of what home fans would do to em.[/quote]very rare, Rangers Vs Heartland, 1-3

The former national team skipper also said his club are paying the price of poverty.

"Most of our away games are lost through penalties in the dying minutes of the game. They award penalties against us with two or three minutes to go.

"Last week in Gombe, a penalty was awarded for a non-existent foul outside the box. The referee picked up the ball and took it to the penalty spot.

"We have protested, but nothing has been done so far."

Ikhana's revelation led an investigation, but so far, the results of the panel have still not been made public.

There have been pockets of complaints about the standard of refereeing in Nigeria, and while the introduction of television has curbed blatant cheating, it has also shown up some clearly redoubtable incidents.

Gateway officials claimed after their league game in Warri that the match was unjustifiably allowed to stretch to over 110 minutes until a controversial penalty was awarded to the home team.

show us the pictures and please tell us how you arranged your tour/trip

Jarus:
I have been hearing rumours from home(Kwara) on the plan to make Senator Gbemisola Saraki replace his brother as the nxt Governor of Kwara state, but I have been dismissing it as untrue. But after reading it on the pages of newspaper, I'm beginning to believe it is real.

But Bukola has really impressed me with his non-disposition to her sister's plan, especially at this early stage:
"The Governor immediately called a meeting of the stakeholders warning us against any campaign for the 2011 governorship as he still has a lot of work to do before the expiration of his tenure", one of the Special Advisers to governor Bukola Saraki who pleaded anonymity disclosed.

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/policy_politics/article01//indexn2_html?pdate=130309&ptitle=Sarakis%20at%20crossroad%20over%202011%20seat

Much as I did not have any problem with Saraki installing his son, Bukky, as Governor(simply because he had installed sons of other people and his son is as qualified), but replacing him with Gbemi is going to be disastrous.

how can you read what you read in the paper, the article sounded like a typical gossip column, so made up

Gbemi has only done one term in the senate and she's not really showing much face in the state anyway
I reckon she will settle for deputy governor or wait after her second term as a senator

wow 10hours a day!

That's 50hours a week, add daily traffic in lagos

How exactly are the workers expected to perform optimally

I think they should cut the workers salaries by 20%, employ more workers

get some to work 9am-3pm and some 3pm-7pm

the Apprentice
Airport
Border force UK
Top Gear- is this reality tv?


i so much hate american idol, the wear too much make up! esp that black dude ewwww

the ony mistake about this film was making part2 and trying to teach a lesson

Why is gods name do nigerian film producers want viewers to learn a lesson from their films

the first part was good though

actually all naija actress are fat nowadays, some of them just forget themselves
instead of maintaining the figure that people love them for, they just heap more on like
pig

with all the gyms in naija haba!

Abeg which cassie is p diddy going out with? da same one dat sang



DARREN SHARPER & GABRIELLE UNION > she married?

Michael Strahan of the NY Giants and his Fiance Nicole Murphy (Eddy Murphy's Ex-wife)

why is she still using murphy?

you guys should start putting pictures with all the names you are dropping na!

_{who is she?}

bilms:
i must confess that the kwara state governor is really trying. he just completed an aviation school.

u can check it out here.

http://www.kwarastate.gov.ng/college-of-aviation-ilorin.html

take it easy, they only signed the proposal last late year with a company based in dubai, don't praise anything that's not being completed in nigeria!

I think the kwara state government is doing quite well; only thing is their PPP arrangement has more of govt money than private, more grease to his hair anyway, all they have to do now is sell the state, advert in CNN next 

Afonja city 

Jakumo:
Now that is what I'm talking about, DisGuy.  Prices that I can study, and not rebuttals against my quest for titles too many to read out.   I hope I am correct in presuming that these title purchase prices are negotiable, and also with respect to earning my[b] Waziri-hood [/b] by marrying a Hausa girl, will I get to select the bride according to my lust and taste, or would I have to settle for the any available moderately priced wench offered by the Sultan ?

Kobojunkie you are hereby deputized as a multiple chieftaincy title holder fortified with a string of unverifiable academic credentials whose modalities will be forwarded to you after you remit the mandatory non-refundable registration fees, and submit your account details, social security number, driver's licence number, mother's maiden name and current residential address for our records.

It's hierarchical Mon ami, you choose the first waziri's daughter (anyone of your choice), then promise the sultan you will be coming back to pick from his flock after two to four years depending on how well the first pick performs, During the turbanation (the part where you get to dress like an overweight ninja) you have to promise the other waziris you will be recommending their daughters to your lustful associates