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You might be able to get advice on the other thread-General Canadian Visa enquiry |
Apathy!! And you need some sort of financial muscle as a group to back campaigns etc Black people wont vote or come forward to be voted for and god help you if you have ever smelled ganja in your school days the media will shred you to pieces |
the nigerian media just go to sleep after initial gra gra, why wont they follow this up?? |
sholabanke:see your mouth, she didnt have a sister when she lived in nigeria, infact her sister has never been in nigeria for more than two weeks! |
i know just being sakky! |
thought the show was over some weeks ago Well done Girl did the family proud!! |
Looking through most of teh candidates profile, most of them wont get a job in nigeria! infact they wouldnt have made the African Version of the show where the least qualification was an MBA 2.0!! Can you imagine some of them dont have 1.1, MSc,MBA even a 'common' PhD, no CFA,CCNA,CISA, PMP, etc etc etc ![]() ahh my dear country, I hail O!! |
dont know what to make of this one, Mona seems to be the only one doing the research whilst in margate, james bought a couple of ice cream and thats it! Debra did Bleep all, just waited till they come back to do the poster as the PM she could have overruled mona but she had no bloody ideas herself I didnt see mona winning it but atleast she always rolled her sleeves up, though she had no idea what da gay thing is about she went out there! Debra is just a strong face girl with a big mouth and James d'ahh he's been hiding these days! |
Bro, na dem companies know why they always do that.I agree some people will get through the net either by networking or droping phoney at the interviews but definitely not 99% of them, the financial sector isnt that different (no be calculations CFA etc etc )perhaps the (working)culture and environment might be challenging for the first few months but overall they will fit in perfectly. oyb:Totally agree with you, not that i have any particular experience but i can just see people having to do more than their job spec now i know why im always struggling to figure out what exactly you are, one minute you were talking cad, next some i.t stufftehn oil n gas a bit of finance, I.T stuff ![]() |
cabage:Why cant you just wait?!?!?! what sort of person sends a baby to another country like a parcel!! |
THE QUINTESSENTIAL NIGERIAN WORKER – 31/03/09 The Nigerian worker aspires to a point where his table is cleared of blame. This is achieved by ensuring there is somebody else is to blame. Preferably some patsy who is too weak to fight back. The strong overpower the weak. The perfect Nigerian worker sails through his day with very little worry. He is not a team player. He is not here to help you or to provide solutions to your problems or to support you in any way. He is here to support himself and if you wish to support him, even better, as long as you deliver to his requirements and on time. He only believes in team work when it is useful to him meeting his own deliverables. Otherwise, it is an alien concept. I come from an environment where it is encouraged to be a team player. In this environment, being a team player is asking for it. You never, ever take on some one elses work. Make a mistake and you are the one to take the blame for everything that has gone wrong since the other person started in the company. I just had an ear full from some one who was telling me what to do to correct his mistakes. I had taken on board his requests and subsequently when things did not go well, he started screaming in my ear that I did not follow his instructions. I could have told him to go shove it but that would not be professional of me. He’s already going to stew in his own juices, I don’t have to make it worse for him (I should make it worse for him really, that’s probably what he would have done if the tables were turned) Do I seek to become the perfect Nigerian worker with my tightly delineated job spec. and woe betide anyone that comes to ask for anything beyond my spec. or do I continue down the lonely path of being there for everyone, the quintessential team player that wins no medals for supporting the team (if such a concept exists)? Nnobi |
AjanleKoko:I dont think the banks and others will be recruiting in yankee annually if they cant |
Is it just me or is a secret dictator emerging in Nigeria and we can't read the hand writtings on the wallI am waiting to see if the national assembly allow ANY bill through!!! its been 2 years and theyve probably passed only two bills!!! |
Recruitment: Every would be bank employee must be heavily scrutinized. (criminal records, background, countersignatories to act as grarantors.never heard of anyone with a criminal record in nigeria, i heard you pay about 5k to the police you get a police report ![]() very good ideas though, the fingerprinting is a bit heavy handed plus the cost of implementation might be too high! |
2. Apa State ( from Benue, Kogi, Nassarawa and Cross River)hows this possible? cross river is no where near those other states! |
so what are the connections like in South Africa, Ghana, Kenya and co?? with technology i dont think crawling before walking applies we can just leapfrog into the future if we plan properly ![]() |
free of charge? no water? where in abuja? how far from basic transport links and amenities? |
touchmeder:why didn't she 'pronounce' a swear for her husband? ![]() |
onfederation Cup Draw Primeiro de Agosto (Angola) - CS Sfaxien (Tunisia) Al Ahly (Egypt) - Santos (Angola) Djoliba AC (Mali) - ES Sétif (Algéria) Ahly Tripoli (Libye) - Haras El Hodoud (Egypt) Coton Sport (Cameroon) - AS V Club (RD Congo) IZ Khemisset (Morocco) - Stade Malien (Mali) Kampala CC (Uganda) - Bayelsa United (Nigeria) ASEC Mimosas (Côte d’Ivoire) - ENPPI (Egypt) Ist Leg : 15-17/05/2009 2nd Leg : 29-31/05/2009 |
Champions League Draw: Group A: El Merreikh (Sudan) El Hilal (Sudan) Zesco United (Zambia) Kano Pillars (Nigeria) Group B: TP Mazembe (RD Congo) Heartland (Nigeria) Monomotapa (Zimbabwe) Etoile du Sahel (Tunisia) |
wow where did you get information about the lower division? Kwara UnitedI think they are called A[b]f[/b]onja Warriors I've always wondered why four teams get relegated from the premier league- i hope they bounce back 3SC's promotion will definitely make the league interesting again in a way considering their past |
FADAKA:how old @ fadaka |
reasonable redundancy package- very generous |
Tonynwosa:oh please his new appointee said it himself the state is in debt! people in the education sector of the state complained of having to sacrifice for Obudu and tinapa, that majority of the state resident cant afford. You are not in anyway trying to tell me the state is not paying for all the things put in place; how much is obudu and Tinapa generating? please come and give us the figures, there's a difference between having potential and actually bring in the revenue, building Disneyland in the midst of poverty is not my idea of development! how many companies are relocating to the state? what's the employment figures in the state when he was in power? You probably lived in the state give us real data and evidence In the nigerian context yes he did well but in the real sense nah I'll pass ![]() ps i am not endorsing saraki for the presidency |
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• Spring for transportation for your client: For crying out loud, they are potential buyers or renters of this ridiculous piece of crap that you are trying to sell or rent to them. Why can't you just spring for a car and consider it a customer acquisition cost? After all, if you sell that 35 Million Naira house, your commission could range between 3.5 Million Naira (about $20,700) and 7 Million Naira (about $41,400). You can afford to buy a car or get a car hire. I can't. • Be organised: In one case, I had to pick up the agent, who then asked me to wait at the Exxon Mobil station near 1004 estates to pick up another agent who would show us the house. But it didn't end there because this ‘pickup' brought a young lady with him that he was "trying to train". Yeah, okay. But then we picked up yet another agent only to get to the house and there was no one to open the gate. Align your contacts early on so that you are not wasting my time. |
Don't meet me for the first time, show me ONE house and then look me in the eye and ask "are you ready to sign?" Hell No! For the prices of these houses, you had better get ready to show me a whole slew of homes for rent or for sale. Where do you think the money comes from? • Another don't: when I walk into your house and can see the obvious signs of water damage on the ceiling, please don't tell me that that they are remnants from the construction of the house. No, fool, it is not a remnant from construction. It is an accumulation of rain water that has now leaked into the flat which you now want to paint over (without fixing the problem), and then rent out at some unseemly rate. To the agent from two weeks ago who tried to tell me that the big gaping hole in a driveway, that could have swallowed a VW Beetle, was not evidence that the foundation of the house near the water was sinking, I say it is sinking. Don't argue the point. To the woman who looked at me like I was stupid when I asked why there was a strong smell of moisture and mildew in the home: you do have water damage. I could see it all written on your walls. As a saying goes, "don't pee in my face and tell me its rain". |
Dear Realtor, here are a few bullet points that you should keep with you as you show off property in Lagos: • Clean the damn house! Or ask your client(s) to get the house cleaned before they show it! How difficult is it to have someone come in, vacuum the carpet, mop the floor, cut the weeds, prune the flowers, wash the bathtubs and sinks and toilets and change any tiles that are coming off the floor? Bleach and water is a wonderful combination. • What happened to paint? Paint. It's a wonderful thing. Paint is your friend! And not that awful colour of bright yellow or bright green that I saw in a neighbourhood off the Lekki-Epe Expressway. Use muted or base colors like white or cream. It adds considerable value to your home and gives a welcome feeling to that potential buyer. There is no point having five luxury cars in your driveway and your home looks like crap. • Repair your house. If the cupboard door is falling off, fix it. If there are cobwebs on the ceiling, sweep! If you haven't dusted, dust. If there is a leak, plug it. If you have an old appliance, find a way to dump it and don't leave it in the backyard. If there is an old car, have it towed away. If you have roaches, FUMIGATE! |
"How much is this going for?", I asked at a recent home showing. "It's only 140 Million Naira". At today's exchange rate of 169 Naira to 1 USD, that amounts to approximately $828,000 (not to mention the 23% interest rate if you are successful in getting a mortgage facility), for a blob of cement that has uneven stairs, no natural lighting, foundation problems evident in the cracks in the walls, and in this case, a "love-vendor daddy" spiral staircase . came across this really interesting column on 234next Enjoy and LEARN |
can you also delete ebooks advert and 'internet marketing stuff, cheers |
^^^ they don't have any office in Loas, why are we assuming they get to know every citizen arrested immediately especially in a country that wont allow suspect see a lawyer? Even HER MUM didnt know where she was! And its not really the job of the government to put News in the papers, friends, families and local MP do that I still think she was forced! she probably met a hippie in amsterdam who promised a good time in thailand, there she got 'kidnapped' good thing she's not a nigerian citizen per se, or perhaps the mother have been trying to get the nigerian government to intervene and when nothing was coming up she turned to the British government |
I am very comfy with my half brother and sisters, though we dont live together i can always talk to them (over the phone) they don't have to take my advice and i don't have to take theirs especially if you are not dependant on them and they are not overly dependent on you I think the problem is this idea someone somewhere is trying to kill you- its mostly what we 'learn' from nollywood! like people are obsessed about property or some other benefits pure greed polygamy is part of life in nigeria (Christians Muslims north south!) and till date people say its unnatural ![]() |
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