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Webmasters › Re: Guideline/Roadmap For New Web Designers (Contains Detailed Description) by DisGuy: 11:43pm On Feb 23, 2009
Hey

where is the simple how to design a website in seven days you had up during the weekend, iw as looking to subscribe to that one but its seems you took it off- the tutorial for the basic website design please, i'm not a techie but i think i'll pick it up as a hobby grin

thanks wink
Career › Re: Human Resource Professionals: by DisGuy: 11:36pm On Feb 23, 2009
brill:
Good day,
I am working on a thesis on HR and would like some help.I am looking at the intergration of disabled graduates into the Nigerian Workforce. I will be looking at the barriers they face etc, I once posted a question on the nairaland regarding the numbers of disabled graduates fellow nairalanders have in their workforce.The response was very poor, i pray i am now in the right section.

I have also tried to get the numbers of graduates completing NYSC every year, I have had no  luck to date my emails go unanswered. , my stumbling block is the fact that i live in England and as such am not able to bombard NYSC with my request for data.Can any one else think of ways to get around this,

Thanking you all in anticipation
I think you should bring up the thread again, or make a new thread with a questionnaire asking people the number of disabled workers at their work place-the moderators can put it on the frontpage.one major stumbling block will be the obvious-cultural perception of disabled people in the society and workplace building,hardly accessible for able bodied workers talk less of disabled people, and lack of electricity for lifts and escalators in many building
Career › Re: Human Resource Professionals: by DisGuy: 11:32pm On Feb 23, 2009
Dis Guy:
HR people

Lets say Taiwo who is nigerian by birth with a Pakistani citizenship grin,is interested in working for a nigerian company
will he still be required to produce the NYSC certificate or will he have to apply for a 'work permit' to avoid the NYSC certi?
HR professionals please answer if you can, how will you deal with this in your dept?
Computers › Help: Symantec Application Core Error! by DisGuy(op): 11:21pm On Feb 23, 2009
Hey people, I have been getting this pop-up with : Symantec Application Core Service has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.


szAppName : AppSvc32.exe szAppVer : 1.0.0.101 szModName : unknown
szModVer : 0.0.0.0 offset : 10001865

ive been reporting it to microsoft but nothing just pops on every 10 seconds or so since yesterday
I have removed all symantec applicatin on my computer just to get rid of it but it is still coming up
what can I do?
Politics › Re: German Doctors Hands Off Yar'adua by DisGuy: 12:10am On Feb 23, 2009
ElRazur:
If you read the other thread that is discussing this topic as well, I have already explained what I feel the British press do here. In a nut shell, they do NOT have obsession like the Nigerian press. Gordon Brown do have one eye and this have not been a topic for the press to dabble in week-in week-out. On the flip side, the comedians however do mock the people in the government as it is a long standing tradition here.
could that be because their own case is conclusive, as in his spokesman or whoever is in the office will CONFIRM his health status. If the president can come out to say what exactly is wrong with him once and for all there wont be speculation upon speculation but if he is criss-crossing countries without telling his own people what is wrong with him then you really cant blame anyone for speculating. Bush, Cheney, Blair and co had heart operations; even before going for treatment they told their country people! you never see them claiming to go for lesser hajj or sunny holidays in Florida
I'm very sure one can get other presidents health details online if you look hard enough
Politics › Re: Financial Crunch - Britain To Repatriate 800 Nigerians by DisGuy: 2:49pm On Feb 22, 2009
APPARENTLY feeling the impact of the global credit crunch and the increase in crime among her residents, the United Kingdom government is desperate to repatriate over 800 Nigerian prisoners serving various jail terms for sex, drug, immigration and other minor offences in various British prisons.
minor offences?

Though The Guardian learnt that there was a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) and ongoing discussions for the past two years, the Nigerian side, led by Senate Olalekan Mustapha (Ogun East), was not ready to be rushed into the exercise, citing the amendment of the Prison Act, as one major hindrance.
We visited some of their prisons and almost all of them are filled to capacity."
is it credit crunch from two years ago or capacity, i'm sure they've been on this since 2006!

His words: "There're some other issues involved because, if you look at the conditions of British prisons, it's far better than the conditions of prisons back home (in Nigeria).

"So, we also are afraid of bringing them back to such prisons at home so that they don't come home and cause some kind of revolution there.
shocked the revolution shall be outsourced! cool
Education › Re: Look Who Is Going To School In Nigeria: The Statistics May Surprise You by DisGuy: 5:01pm On Feb 21, 2009
the press in Nigeria has continued to assert, albeit wrongly that the South-Easterners have abandoned education.
the press in nigeria is dominated (in terms of ownership) by south-easterners right?

so why are there more male children in school than females unlike in other parts of the world
the author didnt say the reason behind the figures just playing with access perhaps? undecided
Politics › Re: 400 Nigerian Prisoners In British Jails To Be Sent Home by DisGuy: 3:25pm On Feb 21, 2009
Agboola1:
400 Nigerian prisoners in British jails to be sent home 
Newsvine!
Nigerian prisoners in British jails to be sent home Hundreds of Nigerian prisoners are to be sent home to serve out their sentences in Nigeria to ease the pressure on British jails.

Up to 400 prisoners are being repatriated when the British government reached a deal with Nigeria after months of negotiating.

The move paves the way for hundreds more criminals to be deported. Gordon Brown has vowed that thousands of prisoners from Nigeria, Vietnam and China will be sent home as “expeditiously as possible”.

An agreement has already been signed with Jamaica, which tops the list of foreign nationals in jails in England and Wales, although only a limited number of the 1,400 Jamaicans in British prisons will be returned home.

The scale of the problem facing the Government was disclosed shortly after Mr Brown took over in 2007. Figures were released showing that only 136 foreign national prisoners were repatriated in 2005, while 9,610 foreign nationals started jail terms in England and Wales.

It also emerged that prisoners from two jails reserved exclusively for foreign nationals were released early to ease prison overcrowding. Some 21 foreign nationals held in Bullwood Hall and Canterbury jails were released 18 days early under the Ministry of Justice’s emergency early release scheme.

Deals on repatriation are being sought with Nigeria, Vietnam and China which account for afurther 1,700 inmates. Until recently prisoners had to consent to repatriation, but ministers have scrapped the rule and hope to increase substantially the number being sent home to serve their jail terms.

Jamaica has 1,400 foreign prisoners in British cells, Nigeria has more than 1,000, while Vietnam and China have 400 and 300 prisoners in British jails.

However, before any deals can be concluded, ministers need assurances that sentences imposed by the British courts will be enforced fully in the home states. It is also likely to be difficult to reach a deal with China, which already refuses to take back failed asylum-seekers and illegal immigrants.
what happens to their fundamental human right? some might be tortured, denied play station time,
they can take the FG to court to contest their sentences

they will be welcomed with their refined skills tongue
Politics › Re: Not Ready For Nigeria by DisGuy: 3:20pm On Feb 21, 2009
ElRazur:
I'm sorry but it is people like you who just ooze ignorance. Why the unhealthy obsession with the man's health? It sucks. Many leaders in history and as of now do have their health issues, I do not see how this is of any difference. Only that people like you and the immature[b] Nigeria's press have an unhealthy interest.[/b]

So what if "e go die soon o"? Like you or the idiots who have an obsession with him will live for ever? People get a grip. This ain't no news.
having an interest in your presidents health is not unhealthy
people have the right to know if their president is kolo or not
if he is physical fit to run the office and now its getting odd
he is now walking with a limp to the right lipsrsealed

few years after Tony Blair got in people talked about his grey hair
the press talked about Gordon browns big jaw
the press talked about John Prescott being overweight
the press talked about Alistair Darlings colour combination
Sports › Re: Kada 2009 by DisGuy: 12:50am On Feb 21, 2009
there is a website actually, but it gets updated late
http://www.kadagames2009.com/index.html


still waiting for the medal table
Politics › Re: Global Recession And Africa by DisGuy: 12:34am On Feb 21, 2009
Kobojunkie:
I am sorry when I am looking for change in the agricultural sector, I am looking for increases around 300%, not 12%. We are so way below where we ought to be. and a mere 12% increase is not going to cut it. There is ofcourse the issue of corruption and all that also needs to be curbed so the money actually goes into agricultural programs that actually help move us up and out of where we are today.
300%in one year?? how much is the budget even?
and how much will go into education,security,health etc
in case you dont remember the price of oil is down $38!!
there's an increase in the annual allocation to the sector
and that's a good thing considering there are other competing
sectors that bring generate money and employment too
plus we get grants from EU and others for the FADAMA program
now in its third year/phase

perhaps they should get more from the reserves into agriculture and follow every penny
something like a special fund for agriculture but xyz will end up accusing you of favouring
you part of the country
Politics › Re: Global Recession And Africa by DisGuy: 12:14am On Feb 21, 2009
Kobojunkie:
Sure, I believe it is the common sense thing to do, but administration after administration, we have seen nothing of the sort so far. As @Gamine pointed out, instead of pumping more money into agriculture this time around, our dead president moved to cut wages as reaction to the crisis.
allocation for agriculture moved up to 12% from 7% the year before
I think the problem is the state government are not doing much
especially those in the 'agricultural states' apart from distributing donating
fertilisers to emirs and kinsmen. the dams are always been repaired or rebuilt
no statistics whatsoever to know how much is being produced and how many people
are being employed in that sector
Travel › Re: Wanting To Move To Nigeria by DisGuy(mod): 12:04am On Feb 21, 2009
spikedcylinder:
10 million for 5 years? Plus accommodation, feeding and transport? You people are joking abi?

Maybe not in Lagos sha. undecided
undecided
so how do people in Lagos survive, the bank workers,insurance workers, telcoms etc?
Travel › Re: Aero Slashes Domestic Air Fare To N7, 000 by DisGuy(mod): 11:48pm On Feb 20, 2009
Gamine:
Yes.

And they had fares as low as 2500

and like i said before, i wonder why the planes are still very empty  undecided
maybe because.  .  .  . undecided
74% of the population do not have a bank account
21% in total have one form or the other
10% of those use their accounts only once in a month-salary
very few have a cash card + personal internet connection

Customers who want to take advantage of this exciting fare option must book at least two weeks ahead on www.flyaero.com and make their payments on the internet using their cash card or bank ATM card [interswitch] or e-Tranzact.
and also maybe. . .
many people still don't like the idea of planning their journey ahead
and there's also the fear of flying
Career › Re: : The Fate Of A Physics Graduate! by DisGuy: 11:35pm On Feb 20, 2009
Henry Ekene:
I'm studying physics in a university of agriculture here in Nigeria. But my fear is where can i fit in after graduation? Someone pls explain things to me. Thnx
blaaady hell
Travel › Re: Food Item Not Allowed To Take When Traveling From Nigerian To Other Country by DisGuy(mod): 11:26pm On Feb 20, 2009
Travel › Re: Food Item Not Allowed To Take When Traveling From Nigerian To Other Country by DisGuy(mod): 11:21pm On Feb 20, 2009
benincitys:
every thing was dried, i hate germany and their laws
i m going to fight them until i get my item back ,
nothing piss me up like this .
why are you living there then?
Respect their rules or else you and your baby
will be delayed and even fined for breaking the rules
the adverts are everywhere don't bring meat/fish products into the
country! there are so many African food stores in Europe
Politics › Re: Govt Begins Transport Education In Schools by DisGuy: 11:12pm On Feb 20, 2009
are there zebra crossings in Lagos?
Politics › Re: This Nairaland Has A Bright Future! by DisGuy: 11:05pm On Feb 20, 2009
Jarus

I think Utomi was referring to nigeria village square (internet warriors), there are more oldies therefore less spam
Politics › Re: This Nairaland Has A Bright Future! by DisGuy: 11:04pm On Feb 20, 2009
Kobojunkie:
And here I am thinking this thread was created to discuss Nairaland and it's place in the bright future imagined by the original poster. . . . . jeezzz!!!

All these are supposed to be adults ooo!!! God have mercy on  Nigeria !!
Exactly!! and there's one particular 'adult' in the politics section whose only contributions relates to his religion against others, still struggling to to understand why many say he is intelligent  lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Tough Times: Nigerians Flee To Ghana by DisGuy: 6:03pm On Feb 16, 2009
Pastor Adeboye, at a three-day prayer meeting of the Apostolic Conference of Pentecostal Church leaders in Nigeria held at the RCCG, Redemption Camp, Shagamu, said just like the famine which took place in Egypt in the days of Joseph, the global financial crisis would persist.
what difference does it make to millions of nigerians, theyve been in recession for ages!!

“Despite the gloomy economic state worldwide, those who are righteous, faithful in giving their tithes and offering will prosper,” he said.
Ya heard? pay ya tithe and the recession wont come to you grin


but we have very good opportunitty to utilise our earning very well, focus on major infrastructures, implement policies
and block leakges now
Properties › Re: Meaning And Type Of Real Estate by DisGuy: 3:14pm On Feb 16, 2009
As prospective Real Estate investors, you have to look out for these two divisions so as to buy or go for the appropriate investment to forestall any future harassment by the land authorities.
What if you buy a house in a residential area, then lanlords or home owners conver their security post into small businesses for madams, do you have a case with the land authority?
Sports › Re: Nigerians For Siasia Campaign by DisGuy: 1:59pm On Feb 16, 2009
thetruth90:
i will patiently await the time when those clamouring for siasia would be calling for his head.
many were calling for a nigerian coach- they got him now they calling for someone else almost immediately

oxford:
Its true that we have over 140 millions Nigerians but for now we are talking of Siasia vs Amodu. If any thinks he knows some with a better record, why not bring forth?
better record at the same level?

I dont particularly like amodu but i think the next person we bring should be someone for the long term
so there'll be stability not someone that will be looking over his shoulder right from a goalless draw
Career › Re: After Your Msc Abroad: Stay Or Go? by DisGuy: 1:51pm On Feb 16, 2009
tbk
nice topic
bagged ma degree in 9ja. worked for a few years, went to a top school abroad and ran home just immediately after i took ma farwell pics.
cool

tkb417:
hehe
ure funny. This was how my sister was sounding b4 leaving 9ja
she will do anything to live her life abroad. It got to a point when NEPA strikes, she'll be like
"i don tell una make una leave me go jand" now shes not regretting. as a matter of fact, she'll never stay in 9ja for more than 2 weeks.

she told me during the xmas time that she used to suffer asthma attacks when she was in 9ja, now 2 years after leaving, she hasnt suffered any attacks.
i dunno how true that is but some people will cut heads to live abroad.
as for me, Abuja lowo wa.
When im done hustling in Lagos, im running to Abuja to fight for my own allocations
i no dey go abroad abeggi. grin
SEE YA MOUTH cheesy

u berra ask quality questions b4 u go go waste 5 million on nothing.
MSc from abroad is never a waste in naija even if you dont have a experience
naija companies too love certificate moreso oyinbo certificate
whatever happens to experience
Career › Re: Human Resource Professionals: by DisGuy: 12:58am On Feb 16, 2009
HR people

Lets say Taiwo who is nigerian by birth with a Pakistani citizenship grin,is interested in working for a nigerian company
will he still be required to produce the NYSC certificate or will he have to apply for a 'work permit' to avoid the NYSC certi?
Career › Re: Banking Sector: Hnd Graduates Vs B.sc Graduates. by DisGuy: 12:52am On Feb 16, 2009
sforte:
Our government has been saying a lot about stopping the discrimination but from what's on ground it's still an ongoing debate.

The truth is that HND and BSc are not classed the same in the industry, and salaries differ. However, what a well baked graduate needs is opportunity. Once opportunity comes, working your way through with the right information is next. We seem to be so concerned about today, what of tomorrow?

Work youself up the ladder with the right attitude.
nice wink
Career › Re: After Your Msc Abroad: Stay Or Go? by DisGuy: 12:50am On Feb 16, 2009
ekpakpo:
i am in a 2 yr technical management trainee program with a non-oil coy. i hope to quit soon and go for my masters abroad, but with the whole recession thing and job loss i am a bit confuse if my decision is right.

i earn about a $1000 monthly.

those of you that through or are still doing their Msc abroad pls advise, i'll appreciate it.
you want to quit the program or you will be going for your master when you finish?

Whatever you do I think you should finish your programme its good experience
How long have you got left? What ever you do plan very well
Properties › Re: BE MY FLAT MATE IN LEKKI by DisGuy: 12:37am On Feb 16, 2009
I earn N40,000 a month and some lil here n there is taht enough? grin
Business › Re: Naira Vs Dollar: The Crash Of A Pampered Currency? by DisGuy: 12:34am On Feb 16, 2009
BAC:
That you have a Phd does not mean you can handle this type of crisis. Soludo is just going through the motions. He has not got a clue what to do. The best thing though is to tell the truth, the truth is that not much can be done for the naira,
Exactly, He is in charge of the CBN so he should take responsibilities for almost everything that happens with the currency and the banking sector, the CBN has been threatening the banks as if he is scared of throwing the books at them, he is protecting them too much. All they have to do is explain what's happening to the public instead of allowing unnecessary speculations

the things are in nigeria its very difficult to believe our so called technocrats haven't got a shares in major banks and companies which will definitely affect their duties as regulators- with people like madam Ndi Okereke its really hard to believe she hasn't got her hands in the cookie jar
Adverts › Re: New Bar And Restaurant " Bisbel Bar & Restaurant'' by DisGuy: 12:26am On Feb 16, 2009
congrats

lets see da picture of the place and the map cheesy
Computers › Re: CISCO Thread: CISCO Professionals Identify Yourselves by DisGuy: 4:45pm On Feb 15, 2009
nateevs:
The guy "routerman" has had his posts removed. . . . . Was he banned? Now I going to look like an idiot quoting someone who doesn't exist.

For the record, there was some funny fella in here that had his posts removed. . . just incase anyone is wondering what went wrong.
I was thinking what the hell is he on about, why is he chatting to himself! grin

Im not into computers but one thing I noticed is that everyone especially nigerians or should I say on this forum
is chasing some sort of certificate, Prince2, pmp, sap, cfa, acca nothing wrong with that BUT when you consider
about 60% of these people making enquiries don't have any sort of practical experience some are graduates but
will probably be looking to add it on their CV without real life experience shocked
When you look through most threads you see people just pop up from no where asking where they can do this or that
without saying anything about their background or personal goal/interest

I think there's too much emphasis on certification in the nigerian job market
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Vs Ini Edo by DisGuy: 4:35pm On Feb 15, 2009
finemocha:
mercy johnson is damn sexy. sexiness isnt based on facial features alone, its physique, behavior, swagger and intellect. MERCY JOHNSON WINS END OF DISCUSSION. INI EDO HAS A HORRIBLE BODY, YEAH SHE MIGHT HAVE A BUTT, BUT THOSE ARE A DIME A DOZEN
true true! Ini Edo is just big around the waist even her booty sef dey somehow

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