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Education › Re: Universities Websites.good Or Bad. by DisGuy: 9:31pm On Feb 03, 2009
niger delta university shocked tripod.com??

na wa o

i'd like to compare them with ghanaian and south African universities
they are too slow, lack substance, the only information you can get from some of them is
how to register or pay some fees-basically all about you buying a card
not too much information about courses, calender or projects or even news
Car Talk › Re: Types Of Car Good For Weeding by DisGuy: 7:19pm On Feb 03, 2009
you don check Okada, make sure the helmet no disturb her hairdo o!

or the other hand you can try the D.S Citron

Politics › Re: Which Banks Are Sick by DisGuy: 7:14pm On Feb 03, 2009
[quote author=B.O.S.S. link=topic=228470.msg3421310#msg3421310 date=1233683638]How could this happen? Could someone with the knowledge explain to me please?[/quote]not an expert but I think this had to do with the so called margin facility they milked it
Career › Re: Enormous Salaries Of BankPHB by DisGuy: 7:03pm On Feb 03, 2009
The bubble. . . .?

I still dont understand how the CBN governor can make those statements
Adverts › Re: You Need To Be In Ilorin This March 2009 by DisGuy: 6:44pm On Feb 03, 2009
your website is not even working! I'm not coming o!
Travel › Re: Urgent Advice Is Needed Plsssssssssssss by DisGuy(mod): 6:29pm On Feb 03, 2009
bump
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter? Mercy Johnson Or Jackie Appiah by DisGuy: 10:37pm On Feb 02, 2009
check the booty on that!!!
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Hotter? Mercy Johnson Or Jackie Appiah by DisGuy: 10:36pm On Feb 02, 2009
heres a proper pciture!

Travel › Re: The Weather Sweeping through the UK Current: Have You Been Affected? by DisGuy(mod): 10:32pm On Feb 02, 2009
they saw it coming, just didnt have anything to do about it, not that they need snow ploughers anyway-no use

please tell me there are no trains 2moro,

God bless the inventor of the electric blanket  cool
Celebrities › Re: Ure & Soul E Breakup by DisGuy: 10:13pm On Feb 02, 2009
double yeye sef!

ur bossom friend ya know -- see as person dey claim friend, even holy holy friend dey wash dirty family info anunofia!
Politics › Re: Nigerian Police Uses Cctv Images To Capture Bank Robbery Syndicate - by DisGuy: 9:39pm On Feb 02, 2009
i just saw it on nta  only thing is they didn't show the criminals after they've been arrested, they didn't name them
i dont believe okiro!
Politics › Re: I Don't Know Where This Belongs! by DisGuy: 9:37pm On Feb 02, 2009
show us the picture now cheesy
Politics › Re: The Transformation Of Nigeria, Part I - New Kaduna City (Master Plan) by DisGuy: 9:35pm On Feb 02, 2009
the 'new zaria market' doesn't look like a market though, looks like an office building or a hospital even lipsrsealed

hope they get the trains right

what is the time frame for all these?
Politics › Re: Monument For Shoe Throwing Iraqi by DisGuy: 7:29pm On Feb 02, 2009
Carlosein:
so nigerians who want to hit the limelight where are you?
let's go throw shoes at yaradulldua in aso rock!
na lets start with Okiro, he is any easier target, da other dude dont come out of aso rock!
Politics › Re: Neccesity Na The Mama Of Invention by DisGuy: 7:15pm On Feb 02, 2009
o stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  grin grin

so whats that thing on the steering? seems like da passengers get a choice
use a public helmet or bring ya own bucket!
Career › Re: Wetin Lawyers De Do Sef? by DisGuy: 2:55pm On Feb 02, 2009
lawyer:
Criminal law is so retarded in this country! I really hate it and i rarely appear in court for those kind of cases!

I remember when i was serving during my NYSC in the oyo state ministry of justice, i had a case of prosecuting a travellingband of hausa guys that found their way to ibadan and used hyenas to rob people?

The facts of the case was that, these hausa men were circus folks who played drums and tunes and it made the monkeys and hyenas dance wheneverthey play the songs and a large crowd will gather to watch these animals dance but in between, mysteriously their wallets will disappear once they come to that plce o watch them play. They accused the Hausa men for robbery and pointed the hyenas as their major suspect for jazzing them to watch them dance and they willbe hypnotized while the hyenas steal their money during that brief trance.

It was such a silly, ridiculous and dense case and the oyo state government was so adamant in pursuing the case to serve as an example! I was wondering what i was going to ask the hyenas during cross examination.

That was it for me! I havent looked back then!
wow We have the goat in kwara, the owl in ikeja now the hyena in oyo!! what a country!!
Politics › Re: Lagos State Governor Introduces Modern Transportation System For Lagos State by DisGuy: 2:31pm On Feb 02, 2009
can anyone post the video again, i cant open that one
Politics › Re: My Frustrations In Fighting Corruption - Waziri, Efcc Boss by DisGuy: 2:29pm On Feb 02, 2009
I told someone when I travelled out (of the country) that the Metropolitan Police said I was not doing anything on the war against corruption and I asked them how they knew. They sit there in England and talk about Nigeria. I asked them the yardstick they are using and they said it is our newspapers. I told them that it is not everything they read in the newspapers, that should be taken seriously
typical mentality! why do some people feel you have to be at a place to know what's happening there?
when all the newspapers are saying the same thing without you proving them wrong then why wont they
take it serious, they have not been able to get a conviction for 2-3 years now, just court cases, if the AGF
is the problem she should be bold enough to say it
Politics › Re: Why Abubakar Ali Is Deputy Governor In Yobe by DisGuy: 2:24pm On Feb 02, 2009
Even the opposition didnt complain, what a country as long as yobe people didnt complain sha!

where is yobe again?
Politics › Re: Monument For Shoe Throwing Iraqi by DisGuy: 2:21pm On Feb 02, 2009
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em" - William Shakespeare.
" Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness shoes THROWN upon 'em"- Yikes!
Music/Radio › Re: Do U Think Our Fuji Music Brings Out Our Culture? by DisGuy: 1:49pm On Feb 02, 2009
Dr. sikiru Ayinde Barrister and the one and only Waka Queen Salawa Abeni

praise singer has always been a part of African music
Culture › Re: London Owambe: Enjoy by DisGuy: 1:45pm On Feb 02, 2009
naijaYoruba people always representing!!  grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Woman Gives Birth To Eight Babies by DisGuy: 1:18pm On Feb 02, 2009
spikedcylinder:
Oh my! Her poor vagina. . . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I think she was assisted not natural. . . .
Politics › Re: Obama's Economic Stimulus Package by DisGuy: 10:31pm On Jan 31, 2009
what's the alternative ?
Politics › Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by DisGuy: 9:13pm On Jan 31, 2009
bawomolo:
Naija is so hectic that Owl's have to work overtime in the afternoon.
grin grin


the Owls were just courting. . . cool
Travel › Re: Pictures Of the Comissioning Of Tinapa by DisGuy(mod): 2:17am On Jan 31, 2009
bump sad
Culture › Re: "igbos Are Descendent Of Sudanese And Igala That Mixed Up With White Jews" by DisGuy: 1:35am On Jan 31, 2009
is it the sudanese in your history you dont like , the Igalas or the jews?


Seems like you dont like the sudan and Igala bit, what if he said you were mixed with the crafty Chinese and Jews

I hate when people give the wrong information about people, i seriously hate that.
whats the correct information anyway, I've heard the Jew story so many times
Celebrities › Re: Beyoncé Knowles Vs. Victoria Beckham - Who Is A Better Dresser? by DisGuy: 7:22pm On Jan 25, 2009
yes i know

no one knew her as a fashin icon then, now shes kinda doing alrite, have you seen the armani underwear ad?
Politics › Re: Robbers Attack Bullion Van With Dynamite! by DisGuy: 7:18pm On Jan 25, 2009
why cant they blow Okiro's office or his house even?
the guy is useless-he's a stupid mallam!
Politics › Re: 2011: North Begins Search For Yar’adua’s Successor, Tips Umar by DisGuy: 7:16pm On Jan 25, 2009
who is umar abubakar?

not like nigerians will react anyway, we will 'just bear it ' grin
Culture › Re: Not Being To Lagos, a 'bush person'? by DisGuy: 7:01pm On Jan 25, 2009
afam4eva:
That's a Nigerian Problem, we have a one city country, a situation whereby one place is far developed than the other, even England have the same problem. Whenever you think of England, the first place that comes to mind is London. People who travel to England always say they are going to london as if london is a country.

Why can't we be like America where everywhere is almost equal eqall in terms of opportunities. That's why you can't tell where a person is headed when the person is going to America. The person could be heading to New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, Miami, Atlanta, Houston, San Francisco, Baltimore, Seattle, washington DC etc.
Capital cities usually have that effect, everyone is drawn to the opportunities big cities provide, and lagois in our own case has/had it all seaports, airport, diverse population, education etc

So tell ya governor to develop your area and stop living in abuja/lagos grin

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