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Romance › Re: Your Marital Status? by DisGuy: 10:24pm On Jul 20, 2007
[quote author=kate_angel link=topic=25273.msg1310094#msg1310094 date=1184966340]Single and really lookingfor a serious amd matured guy. Who is really really single and not engage with any girl or lady and who is down to earth for life![/quote]what about a fun relationship first, we can go on from there cheesy im matured but i like eating haribo cola grin grin
Politics › Re: Obj Stole $34.5billion? by DisGuy: 9:59pm On Jul 20, 2007
you should post a link to the newspaper they(reporter) made the mistake not usman(abi its even babasin that made it up grin. watching the ministerial screening you see that majority of those senators are illeterate!!!

He said total foreign reserves now stood at $43.6 billion, of which $9.9 billion were in the "excess crude account", in which Nigeria accumulates oil revenues in excess of the budget price of $40 per barrel.

Usman said these funds should be disbursed sparingly.
"We need to learn how to save money. Oil has been a curse and a blessing to Nigeria. In terms of economic management it has been more of a curse," he said.
"If it were left to me the (excess crude) money should have been left for capital expenditure only. The tiers of government should be left to generate revenue, at least for their recurrent expenditure," he said.

Reuters
Culture › Re: Fattening Rooms Of Calabar by DisGuy(op): 8:15pm On Jul 20, 2007
No one said it was compulsory. and did you say it was dying out?
Crime › Re: I Was Raped By Brother-in-law On Trip To Naija by DisGuy: 10:38pm On Jul 19, 2007
I never told my husband what happened. I was too scared and ashamed. The thought that I would even claim this has happened to me would tear his family apart - and he was just seeing them after 15 years of absence.
so? lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: Fattening Rooms Of Calabar by DisGuy(op): 10:12pm On Jul 19, 2007
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6904640.stm

abeg when them start this kin thing? sad
Culture › Fattening Rooms Of Calabar by DisGuy(op): 10:11pm On Jul 19, 2007
In Nigeria, the rich can pay for special "fattening rooms" to put on extra weight.
BBC World Service's Outlook programme spoke to a couple who opted for such a service before their wedding.

"In the morning you eat fine," says Happiness Edem, recalling her time in the fattening room in the Nigerian city of Calabar.
"After eating you can take a bath. From there you can sleep, you sleep fine, you wake up, you eat, you sleep."

Happiness attended the fattening centre for a total of six months, at the request of her husband, Morris Eyo Edem, leading up to their wedding.
By the time she had come out, her body shape had changed completely - to the delight of her husband.

Fattening culture

The average weight of a Nigerian woman is 60kg - but Happiness is well over twice that.

As a prince, Mr Edem requires a particularly large wife, and adds that a slim wife would have no appeal for him.


Happiness maintains her weight through garri
"I don't think I will ever even do that," he says.
"People will think I am not rich, If a woman is not fat and has not gone through that process she does not qualify for marriage."

After she had been fattened up, he continued to maintain her weight through feeding her up on garri, a sort of porridge made from cassava tubers, and native salads, known as Ekpan Koko and Oto.

"I add rice and beans and more meat and fish to make her more huge and big to maintain the stature you want your woman to be," he adds.

And the Prince and his wife, who belong to the Efik tribe, certainly see no reason to change.

"When you are fat, it makes you look healthy," says Happiness.
"People respect you. People honour you. Wherever you go, they say, 'your husband feed you fine.
"If you go to a village, people can come out to look at you, because you are healthy."


Despite the risks of heart disease, diabetes and other health problems associated with being overweight, Happiness says she has had no problems as a result of her stature.

"It is all about cultures," says her husband.
"The culture here in our area permits women to go into fattening room. But the culture in Europe and other Asian or American does not."
Culture › Re: Fulani Bar by DisGuy: 9:39pm On Jul 19, 2007
im fulani, wheres the fura dey nunu  grin
Travel › Re: South African Visa by DisGuy(mod): 9:37pm On Jul 19, 2007
do you have to be invited to visit the country? or special rule for nigerians undecided
Travel › Re: Cost Of Freight To Nigeria From The Uk by DisGuy(mod): 9:23pm On Jul 19, 2007
try the auto section wink
Politics › Re: Dangote, Others Pull Out Of Kaduna, P-harcourt Refineries' Deal. by DisGuy: 9:05pm On Jul 19, 2007
As repeatedly enunciated by Kupolokun, pump prices of refined petroleum products must be dictated by ‘market forces’ and reflect the price of crude oil in the international market. To ensure the affordability of the products, the importation of refined products would be thrown open to all those who had the wherewithal to do so as long as they met the specifications.To make importation attractive for these importers, prices were to be adjusted upwards on the assumption of higher domestic pump prices and guranteed profits. This would encourage them to venture into products importation in the first place.
smart guys these dude will be importing oil with his friends and be sabotaging the national refineries at the same time
market forces: shocked shocked
Politics › Re: Animal Killing Nurtw Thugs Kill Lasu Student, Injure Many Others by DisGuy: 8:46pm On Jul 19, 2007
can you please remove the picture. the link was enough lipsrsealed

tinubu really improved lagos lipsrsealed
Music/Radio › Re: 2nd Thisday Music Festival - A Flop? by DisGuy: 8:31pm On Jul 19, 2007
http://taureanminx..com/

check this blogger's account of what happened
NYSC › Re: New NYSC Quota System: What Is Your Opinion? by DisGuy: 2:21pm On Jul 19, 2007
the quota was discussed in punch newspaper about 3days ago. sad thing nigerian newspapers dont have a proper archiving system
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Calabar Guys Check This Out by DisGuy: 2:14am On Jul 19, 2007
are there lots of calabar girls on it? cheesy
Travel › Re: My Trip To London With Qatar Airlines by DisGuy(mod): 12:38am On Jul 19, 2007
BlackMamba:
The unfortunate thing with us is that we tend to value ourselves a lot higher than we're collectively valued. This often increases the shame and anger we experience when we're often disrespected and ignored abroad. Only way out is to keep working on the gains of a democratic government to improve our country.
That is soooo true!!!!! people miss connecting flights everywhere around the world by the way, not just because they are nigerians  undecided
Career › Re: Graduates in the UK by DisGuy: 7:40pm On Jul 18, 2007
anusule:
im laughing my ass out. really some of you could be lucky finding a white collar job here in the uk. but lets face the reality, if your coming here to work don't expect it to be all nice and green, even former managing directors back in nigeria with highly skilled migrant visas don't find it easy at first, it might take years till you hit a good job.

advice::: immediately you land uk, just register with job agencies for industrial, catering, cleaning, sales job.
its says Graduates in the UK as in for those resident in the UK
do you think it's easy for anyone to move from one environment to another and fit right in or employ servants,cleaners and drivers like they do back home? you make money but you work for it thats how it should be
undecided
Investment › Re: Stocks That Can Make You Rich In 2007 by DisGuy: 4:02pm On Jul 18, 2007
Does anyone have information about the proposed third tier listings on the NSE for SME companies?
Travel › Re: My Trip To London With Qatar Airlines by DisGuy(mod): 1:00pm On Jul 18, 2007
well, their planes are clean and new and a bit spacious, the meals, wonderful( i had meals over and over) their hosts/hostesses are generous and courteous BUT, their management is terrible.
no wonder they keep running out of food cheesy
Politics › Re: They Said Sharia Will Only Apply To Muslims. by DisGuy: 12:55pm On Jul 18, 2007
ThoniaSlim:
me i still maintain till the hausas leave Nigeria, it would know no peace. cool
you are very smart, no joke wink
NYSC › Re: New NYSC Quota System: What Is Your Opinion? by DisGuy: 12:11pm On Jul 18, 2007
what about a peaceful demonstration in abuja or every state of the country or you can camp outside the ministry of education for a week or so to get the point across. start writing letter to newspaper editors to highlight the problems. come on people dont suffer in silence wink
TV/Movies › Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 4 (IV)! by DisGuy: 3:25am On Jul 18, 2007
Kave:
I wish i had a camera phone, would have taken pics.
But believe me there were sexy looking girls in there. with Big *****ses. They looked so lazy. Thogh that field isn't good for fine girls u no. It was just too messy.
haa you messed up big time, when you know you can do joggin especialy after seeing those big musle men you should have just used your phone for those big *******ses!! kai you dont fail sef
Politics › Re: They Said Sharia Will Only Apply To Muslims. by DisGuy: 3:19am On Jul 18, 2007
. . . . we had to read it from foreign media, our own politicians and journalists are busy calculating money. somehow its seems other nations are more interested in our own problems.
when people are sentenced to death our politicians/journalist keep mum until the 'international' community make noise undecided

shuffering and smiling
Travel › Re: Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process by DisGuy(mod): 2:01am On Jul 18, 2007
mrpataki:
@ Dis guy and the other tramp(Jackal),
Sorry but please apply better reasoning when typing here next time. cool
I type where i want big fool! if you dont like it please dont read it. i see you take yourself so important on here like some cheap village chief fighting here and there online- old retard
TV/Movies › Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 4 (IV)! by DisGuy: 1:51am On Jul 18, 2007
did anyone of you take picture of even have a video of the jogging, i wan see fine babes mudfighting cheesy
Investment › Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by DisGuy: 2:12am On Jul 17, 2007
lol it was a mistake cheesy

whats the fair value for japaul still havent got the hang of all these calcualtions
Politics › Re: Nigerian Diplomat May Be Penalised In India. by DisGuy: 12:14am On Jul 17, 2007
i thought they settled it already abi them no bribe them reach? grin
Politics › Re: Protests Over Kalu’s Detention. by DisGuy: 11:06pm On Jul 16, 2007
lol nice one iyke-D

"Tell Yar’Adua that we are also Niger Delta people and can still do something if we are pushed to the wall.
is abia in the niger delta ?
Politics › Re: Terry Waya To Be Sentenced Soon by DisGuy: 10:57pm On Jul 16, 2007
^^^  undecided na wa o i been dey think say na only yankee people dey do conspiracy theory, ol boy your own no get part 2
Phones › Re: How To Use The Infrared On Phone. by DisGuy: 10:47pm On Jul 16, 2007
i swear infra reds are just fake add-on, they never work! just use bluetooth easier faster wink
Phones › Re: Nokia N95 by DisGuy: 10:45pm On Jul 16, 2007
N115,000 holla when you are ready wink

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