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I knew Akwa Ibom would be amongst the cleanest even before opening the thread.

But if you think Akwa Ibom is clean, you'd have been shocked from 2007 to 2015 when Godswill Akpabio was our governor.

Underground drainages, intercity drainages, road sweepers and cleaners who swept twice daily, fines for dropping waste anywhere, fines for not painting a house structure along major roads... A thousand things.

In Uyo then, once it rains - no matter how heavy - the water disappears in less than 3 minutes and all you hear is gurgling water beneath channeling from the underground drainage to the concrete-walled ravine.

Godswill wasted money as he was Santa Claus giving it away to praise singers but Gov. Udom Emmanuel for all the praise and goodwill he gets in the media isn't fit to lace Godswill Akpabio's shoes in terms of infrastructural and environmental development.

Every AkwaIbomite who visits the state now and who used to then would tell you this. Udom only looks good because he's performing better than most Nigerian governors, and has maintained the peace Uyo is known for.

You could walk or drive on the streets of Uyo then by 12:00AM and only get accosted by policemen demanding to see your ID. Provide this and you are free. No fear of ritualists or robbers. Udom tries in this regard though.

Kilishihunter:
, If diss troy catches you ehn, he'll really turtur you, Comon go back and complete your sleep my friend

You mean Virus the Bangladeshi web developer impostor who also defrauds Nairalanders of #1000 sent to his GTBank account? AbiodunAlasa?

While I'd blame him, I'd blame the rest of you Cules for allowing him regrow after I chopped off the very trunk of credibility supporting the branches and leaves of his on-Nairaland persona with irrefutable facts.

You don't dignify an unrepentant scammer, especially one who targets innocent citizens.

You allowed the Virus take root instead of treating it like you would an infection that he is. Now his idiocy has permeated this place, reeking of everything from juvenile delinquency to bare-faced criminality. If this thread were a person, it'd be bedridden and pumped with medication to take out the Virus.

Have you noticed how after shaming him and hitting hard insistently to make the internet cache his scamming antics and pinpointed focus on fraudulence, I have deliberately ignored his rantings? I know what I am doing.

No judge or jury argues with a criminal sentenced to jail. After passing judgement, that should be final. He's nothing more than a passing thought after that.

peterd53:
Also.....pendu is back

That Portuguese model knew what he was doing with that post. He knew all attention was on Messi and Leo had won already so he was trying to steal some of the spotlight with that debunking nonsense.

Same thing he did the day Messi won the Copa America and social media had a meltdown. The underwear influencer quickly posted half nude photos of him and girlfriend on a boat with some lacklustre lengthy motivational quote like a Facebook slay queen.

Virus99:
Lewee has been robbed again

Robbed in what way? Did you check the trophies and title-winning contributions?

Even Yakubu Aiyegbeni would with the Bundesliga with that Bayern team.

I hope you didn't post this on Twitter though? Messi/Barça fans have been on rampage all evening.

Tonight we feast.

Tonight the universe stands still as a god ascends his throne for the grandest celebration of the year.

Tonight nothing else matters.

lezz:
The harm is multifaceted, I wonder how people in relationship now cope with their significant other active on social media.

And paternity fraud is even more on the rise. The supposed innocent girl posting bible verses social media has 6 guys she's banged within 4 months in her inbox and a trail of several abortións and sexcapades.

Now even men have resigned to the fate of their supposed women philandering.

As a rule, if she's a social media addict who isn't promoting any business, she's sleeping around.

Most females would freak out if their men unlock their phones.

If she's uncomfortable about you unlocking her phone, she's cheating.

OLAADEGBU:
It no wonder Americans take pleasure in saying "Let's go, Brandon!"

"According to The Independent, "The anti-Biden war cry 'Let's Go Brandon' is no longer a conservative media phenomenon, it's infiltrating mainstream popular culture and is now number one and two on iTunes, knocking Adele's new single into third place."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_Go_Brandon


There's even a Let's Go Brandon coin, and it's doing numbers and appreciating. I love how it exposes Leftists MSM biased reporting.

lezz:
Idle bored and dumb people are trying their best to turn Twitter into the useless app called Facebook

Idle unmotivated olosho posts anything to start up a conversation to trend.

Nairaland is still a junk site.

Facebook is now more of a hook-up platform, including the groups, except for relatively few pages for tech and learning.

The nitwits have invaded LinkedIn too. That was the last frontier for professionals to connect and discuss opportunities now these girls have ruined it with picture uploads of them hanging out with insipid motivational quotes which are as fake as Buhari's claim to piosity.

Freestainworld:
I tried marrying one babe those days, she said until she hears from God, I kukuma find another better babe marry, aunty still dey hear from God till date, meanwhile I don get pikin.

Smart decision. Never get hooked to overly religious girls because they are obstinately superstitious.

"I had a dream that you left me." "I'm feeling somehow. Something bad is about to happen. Let me sow a seed."

"God said to me..."

Bug off! Truth is, girls who claim this "I need to ask God first" as usually the more hypocritical - promiscuous and pretentious but she holds on tightly to that veil of sanctimony her public display of religiously adorns her with.

Only people who are moderately religious are rational. The rest are fanatical luñatics.

Interesting debate, but:

The percentage of people moving from Rivers to Plateau is very small, and that'd be in the, maybe, NGO jobs or something related.

Even with the inflation(artificial or real), Kebbi State still boasts the cheapest prices of foodstuffs, and it's relatively safe compared to the neighbouring states. But nobody is moving to Kebbi State. The question is, why?

Using one person migrating to Jos from Rivers as an example is flawed.

I don't know where you got that particular Baba60+'s picture from but he looks exactly what we have always called him - over 60.

He looks it. Reclines in chair like the typical 60+ grandpa and even takes selfies like an old man.

Good. He's aged. The problem is, why an old man older than Nigeria's independence still constitutes a nuisance on a forum built by a young man old enough to be his son? With the bulging eyes and pose like he has advanced osteoarthritis. I bet there's a walking stick somewhere in there if we look closely enough.

No, it's a myth. Love when you really know the person and accept what comes with them or compromise for each other.

You think you love that girl? Do you think you still would love her and adore her after going through her Facebook and WhatsApp messages? Can you truly accept what she's done before she met you?

If you can then you love her. If you can't, that's the answer you seek.

You'd be surprised how quickly that love you feel for her can turn to resentment after you discover those things about her past.

Most times that resentment comes from the other person projecting a false perfect image of themselves. From "I don't really do sleepovers but just this once" to you finding out she or he probably cohabited for months or years with different sexual partners at different times.

Love is the closest emotion to hate. It's better when it begins from indifference somewhat to like to fancy then to love. You have less chances of resenting that man or woman that way.

FirstbornWds:
People forget easily that FiFa already said they'd give 2 not 1

They do but they deliberately ignore it because it doesn't fit the anti-Messi agenda.

Patiently waiting for the internet to meltdown when Leo wins it like it did in 2019.

pu7pl3:
When his career outside Barca takes off then we can start counting coaches properly...till then, rest

Messi since leaving Barca to PSG in August:

- Won Goal 50 Men's Player of the Year Award
https://www.goal.com/en/news/goal50-2021-messi-and-putellas-crowned-winners-after/blte6c52ad177233e33 .

- Qualified Argentina for Fifa World Cup 22 as the top goal scorer for his country: https://www.playmakerstats.com/edition_stats.php?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C5685850038 .

- Only competition for the 2021 Balon d'Or is Lewandoski.

In that period, Pendu since moving to Ole United:

- Beaten blue black by small teams.

- Doesn't stand a chance for top 5 in Balon d'Or.

- Failed to qualify Portugal for the Fifa World Cup and might miss it.

Again, when Pendu has a career outside of cheap penalties, we'd continue this.

Until then, remain a vôyeur as you watch Barça and Messi succeed on their own terms.

pu7pl3:
I said "Messi doesn't have a career outside Barcelona" I don't know where you got your own quote from cos I also said the only semblance he had to what he had at Barca was at Argentina.

Were you just looking for an excuse to list out the dwarfs dwarfed achievements?

If Messi doesn't have a career outside the only club he has played for professionally all his life until two months ago and his Argentinian football national team, where else is he supposed to have a career to satisfy you?

Fighting Roman Reigns on WWE Monday Night Raw?

It's like there's an meth bonanza on that Madrid thread like someone mentioned earlier on.

donstan18:
ManU fans won’t admit that Ronaldo is the reason they are woefully flopping this season.

Pendumania is a disease. The symptoms include delusions and illusions. They really thought a model who ran away from a Euro final, abandoning his comrades of motivated players to their fate, was going to win them trophies captained by the NURTW Chairman, Maguire?

If the EPL was the Superbowl, the Pendu team would be the halftime comedy special.

pu7pl3:
Messi doesn't have a career outside Barca, best you can get to a semblance of that is his Love hate game with Argentina where he blamed everything but himself, getting coach after coach fired for almost 15 years before retiring twice and coming back and then lady luck just decided to have mercy on him before he stands akimbo to death while holding his forehead...his signature pose

Rest oga, e no agend

"Messi doesn't have a career with Argentina".

Messi with Argentina:

- U-20 World Cup - 2005

- Olympics - 2008

Copa America - 2021

Won Player of the Tournament in those too.

Several finals sandwiched in between those trophies.


Pendu with Portugal:

- Euros 2016 (he ran from the final though)

- Nations League

3 vs 2.

But "Messi doesn't have a career with Argentina".

Apparently jokes are written in purple now. I didn't get the memo.

donstan18:
Any tactical manager who wants to develop and improve ManU will bench Ronaldo.

He won’t build a team around him.

No club coach has really ever built the team around Pendu. Who in his right senses would build around a box-18 resident who doesn't track back?

I know one - Ole. And he was kicked out in just two months of doing so.

armyofone:
40,000 naira is good pay now

If only more Nigerians got that for monthly pay - there wouldn't be killing themselves to make ritual money.

Except you earn #40,000, the rantings of a 60+ man wouldn't bother you at all. You'd do better to just ignore him while others debate real issues. ...Like most people ignore his posts (until he quotes or mention them), except his core slaves anyway.

He should begin by explaining why he was such a deadbeat he abandoned his own daughter to bury her mother alone with crowdfunding - a woman he came a thousand times insider her with alcohol-drenched breath. Do you know how desperate she had to be to resort to crowd funding to bury her mother? The pain and more. Meanwhile, the sperm donor of a LucasBalo was cursing out on Nairaland and fighting phantom enemies in that time.

Baba60+, no matter what that woman might have done to you, for the sake of your daughter, you should have assisted in funding her funeral directly or indirectly. Fine. She probably went on to get banged by couch potatoes but it's not like she downgraded from the man who came in her - you.

Imagine what the illusional $500 he offers here for 7 'likes' at best would have done to get that woman properly buried.

A shameless deadbeat with advanced dementia bar none!

Someone is definitely profiting off this girl's predicament else something would have been done about her situation.

Cosmetic surgery has advanced to the extent that the victims of burns and injuries like her can look less hideous than she looks. I know for one that face surgeries have gotten better and victims of dog bites and burns get grafting procedures to make them look at least normal.

This girl has been on Ophrah(?) and several shows. She has the needed attention from all the moneybags and women rights organisations in the world, so why haven't they done plastic surgery on her face at least? Reconstructive ones even?

Because someone or she profits off her pity party.

Just like race hustlers who blow out any issue from the racial perspective would be out of business if racial tensions die down.

She isn't the average girl looking for help. Almost seems like her 'selling point' as she continuously reminds us of the incident and never about what she's done professionally or projects or more.

I don't know why victimhood seems very attractive to most people. "Oh! Woe is me!"

Who are these people who constant seek for thoughts and prayers? If you need donations, just state it.

What's with people needing validation for their issues by seeking attention with the most private details of their lives?

Social media doesn't need to know you lost a relative or you were ill or you got stuck in traffic for hours. Get your garbage away. Tell your friends and loved ones if you need to.

Even his manager gets into shitty issues and he surrounds himself with thugs.

How dumb do you have to be to continuously ruin public goodwill?

In 2018/2019 electioneering season, he was hailed for fighting for his uncle and protecting votes, only to ruin it with scandals.

He was hailed during the EndSARS saga but he had a big scandal in less than a month.

Now he's donated 250 million naira and a good PR team would help him ride on that goodwill but he's gone on to mess it up.

I bet if he were 2Baba, the issue with Annie Idibia would have been the worst PR disaster ever.

basilico:
Always thought the hideous old geezer diss and ben describe often might not be you.
You are such a loser, fake and worthless piece of trash.

Everything you need to know about Baba60+ begins with his Facebook account which he abandoned in 2015 because his cousin, Taofeek, begged him for $200.

Follow the trail and it'd lead you everywhere, including to his decrepit life except his made-up Skyscraper office adjacent the Trump Towers which has been evidently proven as false.

If he was so benevolent, he'd have saved his daughter the shame of having to start a GoFundMe to bury her mother, one of his numerous babymamas. That $500 could have been a start. Charity (literally) begins where again...?

[quote author=wolesmile post=107789961][/quote]Halfwit, she's correct: It's "drug mule", not " drug mole".

Know the difference, you dyslexic!

From being caught with drugs two years ago to being a drugs enforcement officer.

This isn't right!

https://www.nairaland.com/6858620/zainab-habib-kila-accused-smuggling

dbocos:
Find - present tense
Found - past tense

This thread isn't the time and place for being a grammar warlord. The issue(s) being discussed is/are too sensitive.

I checked your post history and your lexical antecedence leaves nothing to be desired - riddled with errors and inarticulate sentences.

shopwiser:
hello pls can i send you a dm

The post you quoted has no indication of why you should DM me. But if it's important, do send a message on Telegram: @Distroyy .

timbros:
But if Nigeria wants to move forward, Rohr has to go.

Let's say he's gone; who'd you replace Rohr with? An available coach. If you can't think of any with a better pedigree, then he should stay put.

timbros:
Rohr

I don't care who replace him, but Rohr has to go.

The exact sentiments which ushered in Sunday Oliseh, and we all know how it ended.

Rohr has been reported to have list of players he has to pick from due to some influential lobby groups within the NFF. He's been reported to be owed at times or splitting his take-home package. Nothing has been done about these allegations or rumours. And he barely complains.

No top-tier coach would want to work under such conditions. Rohr is the best we can get given those conditions.

TheGiftedOne:
All the garbage barca bought over the years left them in this mess. Instead of going for the future, this one is asking for the past. I hope he's not planning on turning them to the old ladies FC n Italy.

All on free transfer. He's acquiring players without even spending a penny and they all want to be part of the army Xavi is building.

2008 - 2012 era of total football and dominance is coming back. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

budaatum:
.

[Mic check, sound check: One, two; one, two. Let's go. ]

Yes, it's Buda the Luna/
Slippery with the lies like tuna/
Odogwu of lies, no Burna/
Boy runs from the truth like Puma

Oh, well, he's got IQ of like 15+/
Not to worry, he's just like Baba60+/
The deadbeat who sired children numbering like 15+/
Irresponsible yet thinks sharing sperm makes him Santa Claus

And there's Wipsy supposed Ethereal/
Living a doomed life like that classic movie - Apoti Eri /
Should be bundled to Mount. Zion to solve his case/
Actually, he'd need that to cure his craze

Clowning band of misfits/
Throwing tantrums amidst fits/
Credibility alive like 6 feet/
With cumulative IQ less than fifty

'

benalvino3:
this guy with an afro is dismantling racism in the UK and US at the same time. this is why CRT is rubbish. they want to call it institutional racism if 1 lecturer out of 8 lecturers mal-treat them. that is clearly individual racism... but as they are professional victims, they will shout Institutional or Systemic racism.

everyone should truly watch this. Exactly what I and Dis.sTroy have been saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfkBT60p4zs

The hilarious irony of these Libtards who live amongst whites (suposoed oppressors) crying racism in the UK and US daily then in the next sentence claim on this thread the same countries give them access to better healthcare, education and life than blacks residing on the African continent with their fellow blacks.

The irony of claiming racism daily on Nairaland but turning around to claim Nigeria would soon implode while you are safe in your clime. It is racist and hateful and puts you down but you are safe and well-off amongst the supposed oppressors?

Like saying your father is the best dad out there who's providing, caring and more but he's also the most hateful dad who doesn't want you to succeed?

Make it make sense, Libtards!