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PassingShot:
Inconsequential portfolio!

A useless creation just to share the loot around. SMH for Nigeria

Very correct.

asuoka:
killed and captured ones....hell will be full of nigerian terrorist alone....

Notice their hands bounded behind them? It means they were executed after capture.
Well goooood riddance to bad rubbish.Much blood is been shed in our fatherland.

BluIvy:
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You are hopeless, Please you are no match for me. You moffie! [/s]

Mtchewwwwwwwwwwww nuisance.

HumbledbYGrace:
Donodion, bluivy, Morpheus24 and dieantwordRSA please respect yourselves.

Sis, she started it but il step down.

BluIvy:
Kweeeza! You really suck at this. I insist on copying you maybe when you stop being an emotional sisi you can re-read and realise the kak you spewed up there does make sense or insult.

Its shame! I think you need to use picture words evade you like ebola.

Hahahahahaha words evade you.nothing more to spin...fvcking spineless flat n noose tsetse fly hahahaha...omg so no more shout out to your calvary crew? You are pathetic insignificant loud mouth.

Hehehehe..wait......lemme laff a little....................................... So the new line is Ebola? Kikikikikikikikikikik laff wan kill me o..............hehehehe......I guess I should let u nurse your butt pain.you never in your miserable life thought Donodion would rigmarole your Royal punkness like this......hahahaha shithead...eat more and make my day...mazimba ( shiiit)

dieantwordRSA:
COWARD IGBO FLAT HEAD asshole gutless since the BIAFRA WAR. the MAMPARA who bragged about Koevoet/apartheid era police squad it looks like Obasanjo isn't happy with involvement of WEAK KOEVOET.

Attention seeking Id.iot!!! and their mission was a success with boko been exterminated down the very last number as we speak.You can keep modifying your lies and useless opinions on this matter but bottom line is BOKO MUST BE BECOME PAST HISTORY.Suck on that loooooooooooooooooooser.

BluIvy:




Do you ever read your shiittt?

Every single fvcking time. How does it taste miss tsetse fly? Baaaaaaaaaaaad. dayuum!

big head and fat flat double garage wide nose mofo. You are projecting with the flat nose! No southerner has flat nose that looks like huegnot tunnel LMAO, cheesy cheesy cheesy self insulting dumboo. Do you want Antwoord to get the pics? Bwaaahaaahaaa! You people are the closest species to chimpanzees. You chimpanzee looking goat! tongue tongue tongue You make one believe evolution theory

S-t-u-p-i-d flat nose!!!! And who asked you for a description of your ancestors with ever expanding rubber-like flat nose used for target practises?I didnt remember sending you a memo for one and you given us an update? like seriously? ask me if i give a damn? Nevertheless when next yours are in gathering, tell them Donodion extend his regards in three simple words...Good Fvcking Riddance

@DieAntword my brother please show this dude their flat fat noses, asseblief tog, fact verification. tongue[\quote]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Spineless one eyed tsetse fly calling for back up...oooooooh....im jittery...teeth clattering for the arrival of rescue brigade Your mental battery have run out.Good thing its sunny today,stick out your head through the window for some solar recharging, perhaps....just perhaps, your hind brain might kick into gear one.For now, you lack juice..Idiot

[quote]I mentioned you what you gonna do? Up there you sound like you're almost in tears. You are just a Nigerian emotional sisi like the bunch of you.

What you gonna do nigger? You are already crying.

Yea yea, you wish, Sentimental balderdash as usual.Empty hot air with no substance. Boohoo,aint gonna happen.Not in 100 lifetimes. Try harder.

Tell you what cry me a river![/b] Bloody beggar foaming bytchhhh![b] I ain't scared of your weak comebacks, you are just embarrassing yourself.By the way no SA chick wishes for a fat azz[/b]. You know how much we spent on gym contracts? Only dirty Naijarian dating wwwhores are all crazy about big azz[b]. SA guys are not that big on[i] big azz[/i][b][/b], I guess they are too used to them.

wara wara wara wara.....I have been waiting for the line and it always proves one thing.You got served!!! Your hind-brain cells are in complete discordant tune with your thalamus you shiithead.Pity, pity, you need help before you pass out.Who asked for your lame advert of your diseased hairy butt?,try next door.

Now eat shiittt kweeeeeza

glad you are familiar with your very own command.I have em in abundance,dip your mudface in it and have a feast.

You got nothing, you are nothing, you spin nothing.......sore loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser!!!!!!

Fvck you.

BluIvy:
Hey you fat nose! You have zilch to say except insults. Sentimental my big fat azz. Just say thank you! And bow out in shame. Beggar for green pastures termed divine providence.

Listen flat nose, yes I've got insults for plebs like you with nothing but pathetic self amusing no brainer sentimental rubbish.If you don't like it,zip it then i'll stop.Keep hitting my mention on this thread as irritating as you are, I'll keep responding. You got that? Good!

Fat ass my left foot.You wish.mtchewwww

BluIvy:
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Mudface,ive said it and I was right,you have no reasonable fact except sentimental bullsh.it.

Attention seeking bint.Have it your way.

Op 3Things from my close observations;
1. The taste is slightly different when cooked with hot red coals or firewood compared to cooking jollof on gas stove.
2. The taste of the tomato paste or as is known here as tomato puree.
3. Of all seasoning cubes knorr takes the crown..chicken or beef.The seasonings and herbs and the cook preparing the mix is equally important.

Go through food section,some siatas there are gifted fingers. Cheers.

andyanders:
I pity your ignorance.

Thank you.Now read my post again ......slowly.

deskossy:
I pray they apprehend shekau soon

That's the most important thing.With shekau or his double I cloned still alive,booko haram will still resurrect.Get him and the assignment is done with.

Make oga Joshua take am easy with the bad bad predictions lawowo.sometime its best and honourable to keep sealed lips and pray against evil occurrences than mimicking prophet Jeremiah. please o MOG.

all4naija:
Bwahaha... Aren't Zulus and Xhosas women more ugly than Nigerians ladies? You seem to be stereotyping and displaying your ignorance here without knowing it. I am glad people are reading your posts with open-mind and see how primitive South Africans
are in their Townships. Jeez!

Bruv tone it down on her.She meant no harm and if you observed from her post she's sincere.Unlike that plastic blubotswana.Never take any of her compliments serious.Those are the type that the rub one off the wrong way.
sincerely I wish we could use this forum to a appreciate and encourage one another.There's a lot out there to learn from.

onila:
U act like Nigerians are the only arrogant ones

I have been discriminated for just being Nigerian without pple knowing who i really am

I remember when I and my kenyan friend were discussing with one Cameroonian B1tch, the cameroonian girl said a Naija slang and I was like u Naija girl playfully. .And she was like pls, pls am not Nigeria in disgust! that was rude
It
Ghanaians also think they are the most well mannered pple on earth especially the women. .every little thing upsets them

Africans in general are very proud!

@Onila..good response.camtonewpress,my brother from another mother,it most centres on the your country of origin.
I have so discovered in my years of travelling Africans from some section of the continent whose country and her government seems to have some edge in terms of resources,development etc over others "always" look down on others who are still struggling.Its a strange but true character.

The way out is simple.."shape up or ship out".

Rilwayne001:
Transformation Agenda in pictures
GEJ in January
https://www.vanguardngr.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Pastor-Adeboye-pp.jpg
GEJ in february ending .
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2205644_2205611gejogbonijpegf626fbeddcb37964584b9f93feef5d1e_jpegb58d66344d9fbb9a39c087f06091ff3a
GEJ by March 22nd
https://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090713/bonus//3/west_african_masquerade_08.jpg
At the end of the Day
https://ketekete.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/2023567_gejotueke_jpeg1f75712b1e9c99cb86db170ad18e35ce.jpg

permit me to say thank you for giving me a gooooooood heartfelt laughter.

Fabulous!!!!!

in a country where lecturers went on strike for months,existing tertiary institutions lacked funding, unemployment if graduates is sky high, health care is dire need of help, our defense and military personnels are demoralised and paid peanuts in comparison to foreign military consultants who earns $400 a day each, power and electricity source is daily depleting, rate of currency exchange is at its worst,.......... and you asking me not to be mad and rude to this jona and his co-looters in civil service?? .....so help me God.........

Benue, is that not Senate speakers state?

BluIvy:
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Blah, Blah, Blah! Always going on a tangent! Call your stoogies, dumbooo! I am glad that you have access to better life and education. Now behave and not threaten people for just being on a forum while you are in their green pasture. Goat!

Fvck you Miss green brain.So that's all you got?You let me down yet again with your whacked comprehension skills.
Spare me your fake well wishes. You writing kak (sh-it)in a forum I'll return the favour blow by blow.Who or what do you think you are?

I'm where I am as providence,time and divine privileges ordained to which I'm grateful,not to sooth the "virtual" ego of some confused,half-bred, irritating stiff necked negro from the southern hemisphere.You goofed ,out of order and i called out your bullsh-it.Live with it and nurse your hurt.But if you want test the rough water with me,bring it on else shush and buzz off, tsetsevlieg.

nollyj:
Getting your university result transcript can be a hell if you graduated from a university where you must follow undue protocols and bribe your way to get your transcript.

I remembered when I applied for a masters program abroad with a friend of mine who studied abroad. I contacted my university in Nigeria the same day as my friend but his transcript was in his mail box three days later. I took the intervention of other lecturers before I could get my transcript in 2 months.

I have met some other graduates who felt so bad that the university their graduated from will still treat them this way.

It will be hard for some people to understand this situation especially if you are from a private university or a university that works well administratively.

I have seen many Nigerians miss different opportunities abroad because of the failure of their home universities in Nigeria to forward their transcript to the required bodies.

Some time ago, I came across an online business service provider that deals on helping people to obtain their transcript from universities in Nigeria. Although I did not finally use their service because I heard many complaints from their customers who have paid without getting their transcripts many months later. Although there are others they where able to secure their transcript.

I will advice that if you need your transcript in Nigeria you should start processing it three months or more before the time you need it.

I will like to hear your experience in obtaining your transcript from your university especially when you are no longer living in the state where your university is located?

Is it better in your university after making the normal payment and sending application for your transcript?

source: http://toscanyacademy.com/blog/

So sad but true.I don't care attitude and greed for financial gratification makes it herculean task to obtain ones transcripts.

BluIvy:



Rubbish! Are you threatening me with the NLstoogies? Says someone who enjoys our tax payers caretacy as we speak. Your stoogies know its pound for pound with me. Bloody agent. **in Juju's voice**

Loooooooooool. I see I struck a nerve. Dammmmn right and about time.You've seen you got no fact and resort to silly little insults.S-t-u-p-i-d girl.

Yes I am a full blood Nigerian ( take note) ,studied,working and living in SA.On this forum its a glaring fact and im not one of those refugees you so love to howl at since that seem to relieve you of your daily misery.

A pound for pound? Hahahahaha,...With who? Oh plzzzzzz and where's the pound?

Arrant nonsense.Come back when you have anything reasonable ,that is if you have any left ,Pleb!!!

BluIvy:
Well others paid to go die in some church in Nigeria. These get killed by their own paddies.We are talking about guys who have been to wars in Angola, Afghanistan & Iraq being killed in error! Lol Nigerian gods must be
crazy! They were paid more in Iraq, they are used to bigger amounts than that I am sure they expected they could die but were oblivious to being killed by their apprentices.

And you say these are sentiments? Well lets watch and see! Hhighlights gross cluelessness and chaos in the whole operation.

Stupidity kills!

See why i asked you to drop your sentiments? The two were killed in error as they were mistaken for unfriendlies. This happens in warfare all the time and these South Africans are no exception. Even among the experienced and well developed military officers been engage (Sgt. Andrew Joseph Doiron was mistaken for ISIS and killed because of Canadians’ ‘illogical’ action at front line, Kurds say.....http://news.nationalpost.com/2015/03/08/sgt-andrew-joseph-doiron-was-mistaken-for-isis-and-killed-because-of-canadians-illogical-action-at-front-line/)

If going by your pontification here, then why was Thabo Mbeki not killed by Nigeria gods bailing for South African blood when he was in Nigeria ?

Keep taunting them with your careless statements, you know how nice nairalanders have always been with you.

BluIvy:
Would you stop making phoolish comments! These m0r0ns developed their skills throughfacing South African youth with only stones and petrol bombs. And 99.99% of that youth is still around to tell the tales.

Shhhhh!Seal it up and sit still young woman.Whats phoolish about the statement?Agreed many of these mercenaries were young soldiers during the apartheid era but they also utilise their skills in what they were trained outside SA as merchants of war.Most of these cowboys very well served RSA during the white rule before their gradual disbandment.I am not a South African citizen yes, however we know apartheid rule did not end with youths arming themselves stones,petrol bombs and pangas. Tales by moonlight.

I repeat, these groups are experienced and know what damages they are capable of if not they would not be highly recommended and that goes with the digits they are paid with. NO SERVING MILITARY OFFICER PRESENT EARNS WHAT THEY ARE EARNING.

If this incident had not happened, no one would have even known how much they are earning.

dieantwordRSA:
R360 000 is nothing by SA standards there are many people who earn that money in our municipalities. Am talking about municipal managers....not even our CEOs thats FOKOL. Even in our PSL SOCCER LEAGUE our players earn higher than that. Our player transfers are on par with Europe...range from $1million to $2 million for top players....

In soccer SOUTH AFRICA'S PSL CASTLE PREMIERSHIP is the richest soccer league in AFRICA is played in world class stadia and attracts players from all over Africa and Europe, including US. PSL salaries are comparable with MLS and Championship,UK and League One in France and Belgian League better than monst east European leagues.

SA PSL SALARIES
TOP PLAYERS EARN
1. R300 000-R600 000 PER MONTH ($30 000-$60 000)
EXPERIENCED PLAYERS
2. R150 000-R250 000 PER MONTH.
AVERAGE PLAYER
3. R70 000-100 000 PER MONTH
YOUNGSTARS/NEW COMERS
4. R40 000-R50 000 PER MONTH our 18 yr olds play with cash.

Note: African players like Obi Mikel, Benjani (former Bolton & Man City), Enoh Eyong (Fulham and former Ajax),Shabani Nonda(former Monaco) and many players have played here before making it to Europe.

R360 000 is nothing by SA standards there are many people who earn that money in our municipalities. Am talking about municipal managers

Chei Chei Chei!!!! ,adding curry,thyme and pepper to rub it in. I know you are clever not to have added per month or per annum to the R360,000..How much does even the MEC of a province in SA earn per month?, How ,much is an average premier earning per annum?- R1.5 million/ R125,000 per month. How much does a ward councillor earns per month gross? approx R40,000 per month,Even president Zuma (Da King) how much is his salary per month gross? (Jacob Zuma (South Africa) – R2.75 million/ R229,167.00 per month http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2015/03/13/president-jacob-zuma-is-the-fourth-highest-paid-president-in-the-world.) Serving cabinet minister earns average how much ? Approx R2 million per annum/R167,000 per month,Compare that to what these mercenaries earns while on mission? how is that nothing by SA standard?

The highest ranking military officer in SA is The General. How much is their gross annual salary ? approx R1.5 million per annum/R115,385 per month http://www.defenceweb.co.za/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=10991:fact-file-sandf-payscales-wef-july-2010-&catid=79:fact-files&Itemid=159... compare that to R360,000 per month tax free.That is nothing by SA standard?? Yea right (rolling eyes)

In soccer SOUTH AFRICA'S PSL CASTLE PREMIERSHIP is the richest soccer league in AFRICA

Il confirm that over the weekend.

SA PSL SALARIES
TOP PLAYERS EARN
1. R300 000-R600 000 PER MONTH ($30 000-$60 000)
EXPERIENCED PLAYERS
2. R150 000-R250 000 PER MONTH.
AVERAGE PLAYER
3. R70 000-100 000 PER MONTH
YOUNGSTARS/NEW COMERS
4. R40 000-R50 000 PER MONTH our 18 yr olds play with cash.

wheres your source? PSL players does not even make up one over hundred of SA workforce Hawu !!!.

As I stand am not scared of any boer...the bigger the harder they fall. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin they can tell u alot about ZULUS AND BRAVERY. SANDF SPECIAL FORCES has alot of them... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin am sure there were ZULUS in those SA mercenaries they were gonna cut Shekau's balls and shove them down his throat.FACT.

Your INFERIOR WEAPONRY has been EXPOSED...Hence I keep saying SANDF can wipe the whole west africa in one day. FLATTEN ALL YA YALL. cheesy grin grin grin

There we go again sounding off like the Nigerian counterparts..Despite all the array of might and chest thumping, Lesotho army taught some of your military men HARRRRRD Lesson. That lesson still sends cold chill down the spine of SADF...read dude..read..

From bully boys to wimps: the decline of SA's military

A comprehensive review of SA's military capabilities paints a grim picture of the country's defence capabilities. Let's hope Lesotho doesn't invade.

It is a good thing that Botswana, Namibia and Zimbabwe do not seem to have any territorial ambitions, because if they chose to annex a few South African provinces, the defence force would be hard-pressed to stop them, especially if Lesotho decided to get into the action.

A large and long overdue review of South Africa’s defence capabilities and needs, now in the phase of public consultation, paints a grim picture..... mg.co.za/article/2012-05-04-lack-of-funds-leaves-sa-vulnerable

dieantwordRSA:
The people that GEJ is hiring failed to win wars in SADC, in Angola they FAILED, in Namibia they FAILED in SA they FAILED. Note: theyr old and aging out.

would you like to take on these old living killing machine afrikaneers in a real life combat dude? I don't know think so.
I've been privilege to meet and work with some while I was in freestate and I can tell these people are highly experienced in military warfare land and air combat.

They can't do much in other work related. locations but combat and they get good pay for it.Imagine R360,000 per Month?? tax fraki g free!!! ( excepg of cos fica and sars take their share from the mo thly remittance)
That's the salary,excluding living allowances I.e booze,ciggs,house fully paid for and furnished with cook,cleaners,driver,brand new bakkie with security gizmos. Even rhino poaching is not as risky and paying like this.

Its a pity but he died in the line of duty.

BluIvy:
Nigerian gods crying out for South African blood sacrifices and some dumb SAns willingly laying their life on their alters.

How do you get killed by the same people you are suppose to train? True cluelessness and chaos!

Stupidity kills.

I hope they arrest his corpse when it docks into SA. The Ovambo guy is not South African but Namibia/Angolan.

Well! That is that, SA government vindicated.

R360,000 per maand.....are you kidding me? How much does a unit commander of a troop in active duty earns per month?
This isn't about Nigerian gods bailing for South African blood.Enuff with your sentiments. These are men trained to fight,kill and prolly get killed and they signed a contract accordingly.

pinky21:
there is no security in this country. after d robbery wen dey came out dats wen d shooting started so dey could escape. we saw dem escaping on a spped boat cos they robbed on road 13. really felt for d poor girl . thank God for d life of a man who would be among d dead cos he was driving wen he met d scene,he didn't know if he should run or stop .they sprayed his car with bullets. thankGod is a man cos a woman won't know wat to do at that time. The next annoying tin to happen is for police to start picking people wen we could see d speed boat zooming off.

And that's among the many reasons I despise Nigerian govt and their security system.
Why always picking unarmed civilian after robeery incidence?Yet the unlucky ones would still have to bail themselv s with money after so called interrogations.

tsssssk.

makizee:
These are indeed dangerous times, The picture of that lady on the ground breaks my heart...Those robbers are cursed already


Nigerians, in these times we all have to be security conscious, gun wielding thugs can attack anywhere at anytime, especially with political rallys and the likes, once you hear sporadic gunshots and it is close to where you are, you best bet is to lie on the ground...stop whatever you are doing and lay flat on the ground, bullets travel fast, the gun man wont lie down to shoot...May God protect us all.





Police do your work, Those guys must be smoked out. they must not escape Justice, This is actually the first successful robbery of a Bank in Lagos for about 7 years, Lagos Police have kind of relaxed and only go after Okada and Danfo drivers and occasional skirmishes with area boys, it is a rude awakening indeed.

you are correct.At the sound of good n shots,first thing to do is go down flat on the floor and crawl fast to shield for safety.

But come to think of it..what if the robbers were ec- servicemen or security agents?.Remember the case of a constable that was found to be robbing people in their homes and N12 million found in his account?

Serving and dismissed police officers have been found to be implicated in kidnapping and robbery rings.

Naija is fvcked but redeemable.

[quote author=MadCow1 post=31565859]I watched a Documentary on the "Terror at the mall" shooting incident that happened in Kenya..

One part of the documentary that stayed with me was that the first set of people to go in and rescue many trapped civilians from the Mall were not the Police nor the Army, but 3 Armed Civilians that had their Pistols with them. They entered the mall and actually engaged some of the Terrorists before the Police and the Army even found the guts to enter.


I wonder what the scenario today at Lekki would have looked like if about 5 random Civilians had a Gun in their cars..


The robbers would not even know where to focus on. Imagine that the Police were over powered and had to run, leaving the civilians to fend for themselves without arms.

If the Army is under equipped, I wonder what the Police would say.



We need some serious changes in our Laws.. The robbers who robbed us back the. Only gained entry because we were unarmed.. When they tried a second time and met fierce resistance, they never bothered coming to our house ever again.


#TeamLegalizeArms
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#TeamLegalizeWeed.. 4:20[imagine
Empowering civilians with firearms is not the problem but the mental issues with Nigerians.Look at it from this perspective;
Civilians are ,working ng class, the unemployed, security guards,gateman,danfo drivers, Area fathers and iyalojas,taxi garage chairmen,etc just yo state a few. Now imagine a danfo driver,in Lagos, with a .22mm loaded firearm, lastma official s and civilian road users are as good as dead....on daily basis.

400billionman:
Don't insult me with that name TANoid. I don't Carr what it means.

Jonathan is fixing the roads, railways, car industry, airports, then because of one Babyosisi thread on one Nigerian site called Nairaland, one boy starts heaping insults on the President because of the healthcare system that has been a National disaster since 1960.

Everything in Nigeria has been comatose even the supply and distribution chain of PMS, GPO and the others. Tell me one thing that was functioning perfectly well before Jonathan assumed leadership from Yaradua. Then Jonathan's tenure now destroyed it. That's the only way I will continue chatting with you.

Why is Jonathan now the magician that every Nigerian wants him to perform in 4 years magic that OBJ didn't perform in 8 years, IBB didn't perform in 5 years, Abacha didn't perform in 5 years ?

What exactly is you guys beef with Jonathan ?

It would be sheer delight to engage you but since you started off in your second paragraph with usual divisonary tactics,"he fixed road,he fixed bridge,he fixed rail barrages in comparison to the thread title, dude you have no debate.

So he met healthcare system in coomatose? and what has he done about it? tell us one practicable policy that has improve by one notch, the health sector successfully during his tenure? So for over 4 years he couldnt? then why must he continue? Why must a failed manager of human and material resources continue governance?

Nigerians, including myself you refered to as "boy", deserve better than continuing the path of desolation and dearth it is on till present moment.If you have no iota of public administration, management of resources,then your candidate have absolutely no reason to stay one second in office.

Beign the first citizen of a nation with bountiful resources such as ours does not need nor deserve a clueless self servicing muppet at the helm of affairs. Capital No!!!!

My fatherland have lost so much to these corrupt,selfish,cruel and uncaring individuals you so much appraising their over rated but short of expectation un-laudable achievements and as such would get every ounce of profanemy rebuttals from me.

Mister,in your comparison of late Yar'adua and GEJ,how much was PMS pump price when when your Fedora hat wearing mr blackface took over?

WE DONT NEED A DUNDER HEAD LOOTOCRAT,WE NEED A PATRIOT.

400billionman:
What has this got to do with the President ?

Just don't get how some people reason ? Were the hospitals working before Jonathan assumed leadership and destroyed them ?

Smh 4 you..

what has the poor service delivery of the hospital not got to do with your president? Does he and members if his family receive medical treatment in the country when they are ill? How many progressive countries do you see their president jetting out for common diarrhoea? What changes has your president brought into the health care system of the country since he took over?
Tanoid ,smh for yourself ,your president and your likes.