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LagosInter:
A man is despised and feels less of himself if

(a) he is poor
(b) he can't satisfy a woman.

The latter is of concern here.

Where Human Brain is silly, the Body ain't Silly:

A poor Man can't satisfy a Woman:

Thus the (a) above is of Utmost concern to any Sane Man.

Satisfying a woman is Never-Ever by Poking Someone's Daughter inner Organs with all Elements of Poverty Aggressions In You:

Satisfying a Woman is beyond Dicking:

How can you be comfortable enough to fvcked a woman you didn't feed well nor clothed talkless of Shelter and Other Specs atleast on Average Basis not Luxurious

A Poor Man can have erection but shouldn't attached much concern to Sexual Intercourse Instead He should concentrate More on Poverty Eradication Programmes:

oneman11:
I love your analysis. Nice implementation from the king. Long live to him

Welcome Sir!

layycon:
Great idea but it won't work. As long as you are a in Nigeria, everything will be driven by the Naira. The village people still have to trade with Naira with people outside the village. It makes no sense in the long run.

It's a Voucher drawn on the Microfinance bank of the King(Olive) which implies the King settles the Liabilities of his villagers to the extent of the monetary value of Foodstuffs drawn on the Voucher:

Just like normal Voucher given to you by Roadside mechanics:

The Voucher now has a central issuing systems licensed by the kings microfinance bank for the Money Backup I.e. The Voucher is backed up by Naira drawn on the Kings Bank.

This is just the Kings Way of Gifting his people with Foodstuffs and Drinks instead of Dashing them Money which they will divert to other means:

Also the King has a large superstores which accepts the Voucher for wholesale of Foodstuffs to retailers and final consumers thus the King Superstore is the Banks while the Issuing Microfinance is the CBN and Naira is the Gold Backup!

Favorolasupo:
Lol..ok i get what u are saying ...but u knw a lot of this human evolution stuff oo

I I have been paying attention to "Why" grin!

It's all sweet though, Nature gift everyone what they want with the Consequential Costs

bukatyne:
Nicely put.

Thanks !

thinkmoney:
Modern dating has this modern problem because the "modern" we are in now is a life that wants to excuse God.

Was God part of Old times ?

When did Missionary comes into Africa and when did they leave ?

Was Nigeria Godly nay Africa 100years Ago

Trust me, this Present Civilisations is far better and Advanced in God than Old times ?

Because God is now Universal unlike before that's Tribal:

Everyone now knows Jesus/Mohammed/Abraham across the Universe except those far from Civilisations:

This is the plan of God: Universality:

omoredia:
The problem is that we have become too wise to obey God. Let's see how far we can go then.

#supportomoredia4president

Ours is not a Different Civilisation, That's part of Human Evolution we achieve Up and Go back Down.

Next Generations start from where we stops and take it Farther and also Devolves like that till eternity:

God has been Merciful to put the Challenges and Tasks of Unravelling the Universe on Human amongst other Animals ....

A Man that wants a Goat to Carry First Class at Harvard University must be really Patient .... If not, He will just kill the Goat Chop

Goats just wants to eat and fvck but Hell No, Nature says they must Evolve or Die!

Sacchi1162:
Cheating on Shakira... I really want to see who he cheated on her with

You would also do the Same:
Shakira to Pique is not Your Shakira:

Your own Shakira is Shakira on TV with the Waist Shaking, Energies and Spannish Tongues

Your Lust for Shakira is playing the Fastest One on You

Shakira to Pique is just a Woman and a Patner ...

Pique should have been Cheating serially with those Bad bitches Models !

If You want God to Forgive you Quickly, Forgive People Easily:

Nature throws at You what You throw at Others But You wouldn't Know Except You are a Critical Thinker:

And if Nature vex for You, She will revolve and Rotate Paths that The Routes you know before shall become a Barricade: That's Hypnosis:

God is the Answer and Moderation is the Key:

Except if Oxygen is not the Energy Powering Your Existences ....

We are Limited than we Think
We are much more Powerful than we Realise:

Favorolasupo:
Ok..thanks i already knw d fact that human evolution began in Africa..but it still has nothing to do with dis topic...

I thought you would know Human as Animals would love sex and Food as Basic Primary Instincts to Enjoyments and Survival While Sciences and Technologies is Secondary Instincts after You Don Chop Belleful:

Human Evolution:

Animals(Knowledge Base of Zero just Instincts for Food, Survival and Procreation)

Homo Erectus:
Human with tools Plenty Here in Africa as the Craddle of Human Evolution and Even Oyinbo are Devolving Presently that's why they need Evolutionary Africans and other Races to Help Sustain their Economies)

Homo Sapiens(The Intellectual Human: This is the One with the Sciences and Technologies thus His Instincts is beyond Food, Survival and Procreation, He is Probing the Universe for Answers:

In the Entire World, Only Few Ones really Cares about Sciences and Technologies and those few are the Ones Helping the Sanity of the World:

Thus, Don't come online to Bash Your own People for Sciences, You can champion Scientific and Technological Revolution and Evolutions in Africa if not The Banging/Dicking/Pvssying/Sexing continues because that's how the Present Civilisations let out the Frustrations unto One Another:

Lovelydaisies:
Wahala for the person whose clutch of hair was found in her hand, even if you don't know who did it, you are in for it. Did the building not have a protector abi na rooftop?

Rest on, Evgenia.

The Person will just need to explain how it Happened there is no Wahala:

Police just want to Eliminate/Establish Murder/Manslaughter or atleast How much Drugs/Sex was involved and the Building itself to forbid next Occurences:

A working society must get to the root of this matter:

I also Aspire to be a Polyglot:

English, French, Spanish, Chinese, Arabic and Hausa:

English solid

Arabic Quite Little

Hausa little

The Tasky Ones in Descending Order that I intend to commit Much Resources:
French
Spanish
Chinese

Language is an Art and I love speaking to Hearts of My Own People anywhere from the World and They Would also Love Yoruba too

Favorolasupo:
Why is it that everything people think of in this century is only abt sex..sex..sex...sex..sex... Every time especially in this continent called Africa...is it only bleeping we came to do in this life...is sex is that interesting....we can think about other things like science and other relevant stuff...SEX is Satan greatest weapon he is using to destroy the world..sex should be private not public...God help Africa and the rest other world...

Human Evolution begin in Africa So figure out the rest:

Sex is not Satan Greatest Weapon, Greed/Extremism/Fanatism/Madness are Satan's Greatest Weapons thus You might not Cherished Sex nor Waywardness and could still be Satan's tool even as a Fanatic Christian/Muslim/Moralist/Disciplinarian!

kenedy175:
What will she tell her creator now?

What will You tell Your Creator

She might be better than You in Good Acts You might never Know:

And Her Horribleness Might not Be enough to Cast Her into Damnation before Her Creator You Might never Know !

Kobojunkie:
God washed His hands off of marriage back in Genesis 3 vs 16 when He rendered it unholy and not of His Kingdom.

Someone arguing with Madness is also Mad:

I'm healed from You and all the Mad ones on this Forum, Amen

Nebes:
My Christian formula:
Husbands, love your wives as Christ loves you. Wives, submit to your husbands as unto the Lord.

There are alot of Mathematics in Between these "Loves and "Submissions" which we all failed to Address in Present Society. I believe the mathematics in Between are the causes of Marital Failures:

Love involves the one to be loved to attract that Love:

Submissions Don't just Happen, You must be worthy of That Submissions:

Overall, Marriage needs God to Survive in this Dispensations:

MansoryMX:
With your pussy on public display for the entire world to see and you were even rubbing your clit in the process as dem smash you. I pity man wey go take you serious because your toto na community tool. Only a simp of a man can match your rotten energy.

Only if God reason like a Man:
It could be You Tomorrow or Anybody:

God shall forgive us all!

Heffalump:
Tuface Idibia can match that energy both in kind and otherwise

2Baba is a Responsible Man !

NeckingNgulping:
Betting wouldn't be as bad as it's seen by people if one can bet with their senses intact.. Don't stake what you can't afford to lose.

The worst thing that can happen to a man with a big dream is going into debt. If you're a chronic debtor, you'll achieve in 10 years what you're supposed to achieve in 2 years.

Stay away from debt..

All Wealthy People have one or two things with the Bank and Angel Investors:

Responsible Debt is one of the Best Way to Wealth!

mrbenjame:
This is how annoying Nigerians can be. You’re very big fool. Who’s lazy here. You’re very sick in your brain. Do I look like I’m idle? Lemme not change it for you o. Did I ask for you to talk? Did I force you to comment? Better respect yourself. Must you abuse me to air your view? I have the choice to dump her sorry ass and pick any girl I want. The choice is for me to make so why do you think o can’t do that. I’m only asking if I’m doing her bad by leaving her or I should give her some more time. So you get it now?

Na dey Insult Panso again That's Our Scoffield on Nairaland:

He was Harsh Anyway, I saw all Emotions right there

mrbenjame:
I had to purse everything I wanted to do about her. But if I must tell you. Since I took a break o became lighter and less worried because I need to create chances god others in my life.

No wahala:
But Next time Don't miss on Good girls because she is taciturn:
Most Nigerian Girls are Conservative due to Societal Prejudice but deep down all Nigerian Girls are rotten and I mean All including those in My Family they are only waiting for the guy that strikes their spot of Funs:

Unfortunately, Not many dudes have that patience to be Seeking for You Dos and Donts: If I like You, I do!

Jack005:
She has become a course in the university for him to study. The day men begin to know their worth, that is the day women will stop feeling so special and entitled.

They are Special Mehn:

You get Nyansh and Booby ? You get Pvssy ... You fit Carry Belle and born pikin: Your Body Soft like Today's Bread

There is nothing so tantalising to a Woman than a Good Man, You think say na cruise 2face hold Annie by the Jugular: 2face Godbless You ... See Annie dey misbehave anyhow but Mba She no go fit leave 2face because Baba is handling Her so Good and Clearing Her Craze comot He will still go out there to do his own with Pero and yet comeback to Annie .... Pero is Game and Annie is Game leave the Tantrums

That's a Man right there Owning Up to His Responsibilities, Some men would have lost the two women and the Children:

All You need to access all free of charge is Beautiful Brain with Specs and a Good Heart!

How many Great Men women Don Fall, You think those Great Men felled by Women No get Sense. Senseless Men don't Conquered Wars and Battles But With Women, Warriors become Babies!

Kollins11:
You said she's presentable but are you presentable?

You better focus on your hustle, make more money and look presentable.. Infact na the girls go dey rush you.

Nigeria idols winner blocked all these daughters of jezebel because he wanted to stay focus and I'm sure that babe was among the girls he blocked.

You better focus on your hustle, make money and look presentable.

Stop Simping.

So money and good look is enough.
You never jam girls that will dirty your money:

Also, if you jam a girl on Money and Looks, the day she matches your financial muscles you become irrelevant!

mrbenjame:
I’d be snappy. I met this lady and we got talking and chatting but I came to find out that in our chats she never starts a conversation. I always start it and sometimes if I don’t chat her up for days she won’t check up on me. But whenever we see you’d see her acting so submissive and as if she’s not the same person I used to chat with.

I tried sitting her down to talk things over as matured people. Her excuse was that her problem was socializing. I encouraged her to atleast learn it as she’s with me. But after few days she went back to normal.

Another thing is that whenever I invite her to my place she’d drag leg before coming and She has never on her own invited me to her place even for once. She works and she lives alone. I I work too. I work in a construction company and she works in an insurance company. She looks very presentable and reserved but I think what I see is pride but she’s pretending not to be one.

Now the issue is that I wanted to go further but I think I feel no chemistry anymore. I’ve decided we should just be casual friends or what do you think? Please advise me

If you truly like Her, You have to stimulate Her:

What course did she studied ? Take it from there

Do you have any knowledge about Insurance and can you help getting clients in your construction companies for Good sake Only Take it from there

Also, What are Her Life Interests and fetishism and Future Outlook Address that:

She is Lonely but You ain't striking/lightning her dark spots that's why she recoils, If you do she will come all out to You then from friendship you go to any level of your choice:

There is no girl that's arrogant Once you speak and Dwell to Her Worlds then Let her handle the rest as she sink into your world and take landlord position self

Morningstarrr:
My only regret in life is not putting money first before education.

Money without Educations is a death sentences:

Once the Spirits of Money kicks, you can be overwhelmed and die: Only the Spirits of Educations keeps you sane so as not to be washed away:

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TechBIogger:
ladies don't marry because of love, they marry because they want to settle down and have children.
after they give birth, they'll now focus all their love and attention on their children and no more the husband

This is called Maternal Instincts even Animals are like that talkless of Super Higher Intelligences like Human:

The secret to getting a Woman's Heart is go for her Children, she will jealous them and wrestle them for Your attention:


If you can Ease Her Maternal Responsibilities for Her, She will deliver Womanliness to Your Manliness without You Asking

cuteralph101:
posted this in January 2020...as at today I've spent over 900k on repairs accidents and mechanical issues. Car is milking me badly . Read

How I spent over 2.6 million on a car that gets me sad, embarrassed and frustrated. Now I am getting depressed…

Last year 22 June is one day I can't easily forget. I just got myself a Toyota Camry 2007 for my 25th Birthday. I bought the car for 1.8m from a very good friend of mine (8 years together). He buys and sells used and foreign (tokunbo) cars although not a certified dealer. He drove the car down to my loc and I accessed the car I was shocked as it was far from what I expected. On inspecting the car, I was not so impressed, despite having a california plate number like heck this shit supposed be better than i anticipated. The sound of the car was too noisy, the vibrations from the dashboard, the windscreen cracked (about 28inches), the interior a bit neat but the sound system to the gear lever area was not so neat. I began to doubt the prize of the car but we already negotiated at 1.8m. I asked if this car is okay, he affirmed that it is and can't sell a problem to his brother.

I drove the car out to look for a car diagnosing company but it was a rainy day had to come back not being able to get a car company to check the car. The car consumes fuel a little bit more than conventional 4 plugs and it raised further doubt about the roadworthiness of the car but what do I know car was moving although skips when entering gear 3. I didn't know much about all this as overtime I didn't put the discipline of owning a car with this being my second car am so ashamed. Went back home I asked my friend what's wrong with the car he affirmed again that nothing is wrong. A month later I started noticing oil stain where I park. I bent over and saw oil dripping my heart almost skipped while this is a small issue (I knew this later) I trembled…this car is just a month old. I spent 31k fixing this shit cos I was too busy to inspect the repairs. A week later the same issue occurred. This was getting too much.

This got me sad and mad and I was already regretting the choice of getting a car. I later opted for a car company (My worst mistake). Oil seal was fixed 4 times in 7 months oil keeps dripping from the engine. Between this period the car abruptly stops on the road and sometimes won't even start after parking. I suffered all this with a faulty steering pump which causes the steering to be stiff. Some car companies aren't trustworthy and won't likely be the solution to your car problems...but they got my car moving each time it breaks down and I paid the exorbitant cost for minor repairs for fear of this roadside mechanics. The drill continued and I kept repairing and kept paying. The worst happened in March this year when I had a hit with a reckless driver. The bonnet bent a little and bumper beyond repair. I painted the car after 11 days. I told a panel beater working with the painter to bring the car home for me on reaching close the car stopped. Suffered to get it home as the car keeps draining charged batteries.

The next day I called the car company to come take the car for checks and possible repair. The next day I was told the engine has to be ringed that it's not the alternator. Bill of 169k for everything. I opted for a new engine (2AZ and was billed 300k for everything by the same company). I also bought shaft for both legs (55k). The former engine I was told is now scrapped and would be sold for a small amount (I left it for them). The car was with them for about 7 weeks as I wasn't around. When the car was out, AC no longer working. I called and was told the compressor is bad and needs to be changed. Why me! Bill 148k Like my God what have I done...? I spent 96k to fix AC (I had to call someone else from the neighboring state). I discovered that the AC had been fixed before and resulted to change most of the AC components. had to rethink this whole spending, right now my windscreen is bad can't see well when it's raining, my headlamp bad not bright, my exhaust very noisy unwanted sound from the manifold and consumes fuel, the legs need to be checked again (camber bushing or what do they call it) and interior needs fixing. Other issues although not certain is the suspension.
After penning my frustration in this piece Nairaland kept banning me from uploading…I gave up trying. The worst right now my gear doesn't select after a journey of 112km to and fro where I base. I need to share this experience so people can learn from this.
The estimate for expenses carried out so far on repairs so far should be over 850k in one year (major repairs: New Engine + Shaft 355k, AC 96k, Legs [fixed twice] 64K {break pads, hub, tie rod, bushing etc}) (minor repairs: oil seal repair 4 times around 80k (new oil every time to put a new oil seal), Nozzle + Plugs + Fan + Key starter 44k, Exhaust (net) 10.4k. Others: painting 60k and panel beating 15k. (all of this excluding gear) Bought tires several times as they keep peeling off from bad alignment although Belgium tires. There are others I can't remember right now. All this excluding fuel. I honestly can't continue like this.

You MUST have done something with Village People
This is a Punishment .... Chaiiiii !

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UnknownQueen:
Not really, the whole point of existence just doesn't make sense to me..
Today we are here, tomorrow we are no more...
At the moment, I keep passing through so much physical, mental and emotional pain just to die at the end....
I really wished I was a stone....No pain, Just peace...

An object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force:

So you can Only be a Human Being Even if you die and wake One Billion times till Eternity and with same experince:

It's a Motion Energy and it remains in motion till eternity all you need to do is change Your Stories:

Have a fixed direction you want to trajectory and call God to give you the properties needed to take your new journey and Experiences:

Be very Sincere in Your Approach but if you fvcked Up, Call God to erase your errors/bugs ..... Your stories(Trajectory) will change:

The Reason why you can't change your stories on your own is because You don't have the properties:

Earth can't be a Sun, Sun can't be a Moon unless Earth/Sun/Moon assumed the Properties of One Another !

Mumusaphire:
God heal the world

Amen:
Drugs, Loneliness and Technologies among so many Societal odds Fuels global psychotic disorder: