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luizpippo:
How guys queue up waiting to take their turns on one vagina still baffles me.

So 2 to 7 guys would be in a room, each with his dick on his hands, wagging it like a dog's tail awaiting their turn, in the name of the girl is cheap so I am taking my share.

God forbids.

Tueh


Also, I will be the last person to want to bed a girl that is known to be a easy lay, so since street guys are having a ball with her, it means I should join in such stupidity abi?

I reject such foolishness.

Amen. Me that like Fresh Ripe Big Dish that's never been Touched. Once Touched then touched touched I switched on my Pitiful Mode to Help but never to have her to myself.

killmods:
I had one close to my off campus apartment.. Fine dark yoruba girl. Fvck everyone but me. When e reach my turn she said she wanted to be my gf like relationship things. I played along but this girl no gree give me kponmor till i got fed up and left her ass. Thinking about it now she would always claim she was using those guys who were sexing her and not the other way round.... Only she know wetin she mean by that tho.

She was correct. Any guy that attached "success" to banging a girl is a Insane. A chronic depressed girl was using them to cure her Schizophrenic state of Mindset and they were happy they fvcked pvssy.

Imagine someone happy fvcking a mad woman .. All of them Mad Sha only for the guys to come out and be fanning Body claim Stars

Ikea81:
I m fucking my current boss. She is a bitch. Last time I pushed her into her car front seat in the car park at night and bleeped her silly. Today I was at her place to rattle her old cunt but noticed she was repainting. I just ate better rice and chicken and drove off. Tomorrow after work she must touch her toes. Bitch.

She is just using you to fulfil her wild fantasy ... When she is done, You will be done for ... Guys and Sense.

A woman is using you catch fun and you are forming Gallardo

Datboredberry:
Being an Alpha means not placing women on a pedestal because you wanna gain pusṣy...

You can be a shy, introverted alpha... Who's better than a outgoing simp.

Go and check the World "Alpha" ... Na oyinbo dey confuse You.

An Alpha doesn't get moved by pettiness and if he fvcked up, he lick his wounds, pay his price and back out stronger. Peradventure He dated the female Boss and everywhere scatter.

I will not likened an Alpha Male and RedPiller together as Nairaland does.

They are Different breeds of Philosophies.

Datboredberry:
If you don't have self-confidence... Don't date them...

This has nothing to do with the redpill...

Most Simps can approach these sorta ladies, the only problem is the relationship they would have...

Most Alphas don't have the confidence to even ask their boss on a date...

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The word simp has suffered in the hands of Nairaland's redpillers...

Check up the word in a dictionary

An Alpha will not date His female Boss, He will have the Confidence, Masculinity and testosterone to say NO and the Female Boss will accept His No without feeling Hurt. Every Woman wants Alpha Male including You. Everywoman "should" hate a Redpiller including You.

An Alpha Male controls the Female Mindset by Heart and Brain. You Yourself don't understand what an Alpha Male is all about.

Any Male Wrecked by a Woman vayjay is not an Alpha Male but a Beta Wrecked in Action.

An Alpha male would firstly be converted into Beta Male by the female then SIMPlified and Wrecked. No woman can Wrecked an Alpha Male because He calculates before He Asserts then Plus/Minus his actions that's why He is "Alpha"

You don't know because you haven't meet one before. If you do, An Alpha Male will Simplified an Alpha Female and you will become Water Testosterone and Oestrogen doesn't Wield the same influence on a Human, One is More Raging and Wilder !!

franchasng:
life is predestined, whatever will be will be; que sera sera...who you will marry is who you will marry, if you will die single or widowed or widower, you will. We can only wish otherwise in life, at the end, our destiny controls how our life panes out.


Many will argue this, but it's also because they are destined to argue this today

Destiny Can be Altered by the Ground Designer of Destiny. Only if you ask and put in the work, You will be wowed!

jesusjnr2020:
Thanks but how did you know this?

Because I know God as the Director of all Affairs. But you only get back what you bringforth in the purest of Heart.

Mind you, if you drop your service you might not be lucky next time.

I'm a Muslim too.

Tototoosweet:
I don’t even know what is in pussy?

This is not about what Is in Pvssy but what is in the Brain. This is nothing in pvssy but Carnal(intestines) filled with Mucus on Arousal but the Brain filled with Testosterone placed Premium on it and it is "Premiumed".

jesusjnr2020:
Lol!

But they used the back of matchet to hit me on my buttocks though before leaving as the others, so they didn't leave me completely without a reminder.

That said, I was just a guest, all the way from the middle belt to somewhere in the East, and it was my first time ever in that State.

Annointing is on Your Head. You ain't Contaminated and Your Chastity with God is intact. Keep Up the Good Work not just by Worship but by Assisting others especially less privilege.

swarley75:
You shouldn't have informed her about her impending sack, since you you have done so and she is threatening you just put some little fear in her that if she drags you along with her, that will be the end of her and make sure she is not recording you. Promise her when she is sacked that you will help her get a new job in no time.

Promise is a debt except Fulfilled. If he promised and failed, his Sufferness will be compounded.

Chizzybuna should just settled this matter once and for all by finding a good ground with the girl. Like, Pay her some token from your salary, set her up for businesses or help Pushed her CV to other organizations then comot your hands totally.

While doing all the hazzles for her, never have any sex nor real closeness with her again unless you concluded you want to marry her.

If God helps you on this one, it is a Warning that you shouldn't be shitting where you dey Chop. Your food will be contaminated

ElijahIme1992:
na mumu love dey shak am for head....u tink say if Abraham been tell Sarah say God tell am say make him sacrifice Isaac their only child say Sarah for no kill Abraham for him sleep?... There are tins u don't share with a lady because of how dey will handle it...

Never say Never u no Sabi Sara na

godofuck231:
he's not just too over educated , one can educate himself and with time and experience make discoveries on the theories formulated, he has an advanced mind, very few can relate with , in some quarters they say is mad

Once You are Speaking beyond Human Realm You are Insane....

Once You are Speaking Beneath Human realm You are insane .....

Once You are Speaking within Human Realm You are sane .....

A dog Speaking Yoruba and Chinese and using French to calculate Trigonometry to unlock the Potentials of Jupiter ... shey u go wait see am Finish ... Everywhere go Burst na ....

For an Advanced mental Faculty, to remain Human is a Struggle .... He is not supposed to stay alone, he needs to be social so as to diversify his mental Prowess but He seem like a Fanatic Christian who so much invested in Global Conspiratorial Fantasies. The number One Causes of Madness ...

Of course, the world is ruled by few powerful diabolic Ones but what is your business that you wanna blow your brains on their modules of Operations, Freemasonry, Illuminati etc .... Life no Hard na ..

Nikeruka:
The guy is actually having mental issue; persecutory delusion

I think he is suffering from Obsessions with Studies coupled with Mundane Belief in Conspiracy theories over Global Affairs.

His symptoms should be :

Mental infections which leads to that slurred and incoherent speech. He must have been eating unhealthy foods.
Hallucinations
Voices
Demons
Hypnosis etc ....

His Belief System and Interpretation of Global Affairs is his Bane ...

He needs to stop his Obsessions and live freely if not, His Brain panel will keep getting hotter and misbehaves.

Medical Law, Jesus ....

Over-Bookish dey cause Trouble .... make him take his drugs and pray to God to Soften the Brain tissues.....

Freemasonry or No Freemasonry, Adherents of Almighty God got no worries.

deepwater:
white people dey polite oooo!
u need to give it to them
if yaba left geng show na with green rope and danfo dey go use tow u !
who go show you I.D card

i was going to believe the guy was fully ok until he said he banned the police from this area

The beginning of treatment is to ensure his rights are protected and make him feel reasonable as far as Reasonable is concerned. They can't take that away from him unless they are mentally unstable too. So the two of them and the psychiatry patient will all be taken to psychiatry hospital ...

As for the Yaba geng, Na madman dey heal madman in Nigeria

Klass99:
We'll get there eventually. But, the narrative that men are polygamous in nature, makes me wonder.......how soon or if we'll ever get there.

I doubt that Human are social animals and alot Trigger sex from core relationship to casual. So, I doubt if the world will ever get to the stage of sexual Modesty except promulgated.

Alot will still Flout the order and damn the Consequences.

Hathor5:
Thank you.

I always wonder how astronauts survive for months without their wives or male teams exploring remote places without a trace of human life or or or .....

When You dedicate Your Brain to Greater Course, Smaller Course become Non-existent and when the body asks, You know it's normal just Hormone and the body doing their routine Job. It shall pass with time then reoccur and pass again.... You just go on with your adventure and the search for Universe !

Sammy101111:
If she is not submissive if she loves you and romantic enough to give her deep orgasm you will know she is submissive . No woman is not submissive if they meet the right guy that touches there heart and there G sport

That's the Price. Almighty God shall increase our A,B and C Games then Blessings to our Gear to always throttle Orgasms to our Patner and the Resulting Benefits therefrom must come to us in A*, Amen !

muheeb01:
Marriage is not a child's play,it requires sacrifices,endurance and a lot of compromises

It requires understanding of Psychology aka Human Behaviour and the Triggers whether internal/Hormonal or External factors. If you don't, you won't be a able successfully Sire Marriage to Success.

emmaodet:
Since my wife left our conversion on phone is even better than when we stayed together. Sometimes you need to give a wife the opportunity to refresh them self as no woman wants to be tied own. Marriages get broken due to lack of refreshment ,give your problem wife s sense of refreshment,or let them miss you so they can know what they have. - This your comment at the last paragraph.

You know, i didn't bother much about all you wrote aside this last paragraph.

Do you see marriage as a cage for women? because that is what you comment insinuated. That no woman wants to be tied down. Is your marriage a chain or cage?
Do you actually think a woman is doing you a favour just to be in your house? or you are the one even helping her ass not to be on the street hustling alone.

There are many ways to refresh in marriage without separating or calling it a cage.

A woman that says you irritate her and lost interest in banging you - 1. is probably banging outside OR 2. She has met a new guy probably on social media / an Ex who is far doing better than you and she is regretting marrying you because she would have had a better man if not for you.

What happened to you happened to me early last year and i just ignored my wife totally and picked up a lady, after some time she became worried am having affairs outside .... and so??
When she asked me why have not been approaching her again? she asked is t because of her cold attitude to sex? that she told me it is my duty to spice things up and bring her into the mood? i just told her she irritates me and i lost interest in her (same thing your wife told you)
Ever since then, our sex life has been A1 - Excellent
Your wife is probably banging outside bro.
For a woman that is jobless and you had to raise money for her to do business, she has more to lose than you if the marriage goes south. The pressure should be on her to regularly try to seduce you to bed rather than the other way round happening. She is not doing you a favour being in your house.
Let her know she going out or trying to give you space has consequences. The guys deceiving her outside are just doing that because they are not the ones paying her bills and free sex is always sweet to men provided they are not the one paying for it.
Alpha bangs, beta pays the bill.
If the marriage crashes and she tries to move in with the guys deceiving her by the corner, instantly the will hate her and avoid her like a plague because she is a bag of liabilities.

Alpha Bangs for Free Beta Pays the Bills lol.

Sigma Doesn't Care, He just Does His thing Money or No Money , We are Like That Sigma-Rules:

Hashabiah:
Brother, you are just taking a risk with this decision. Now I am not here to give you advice (since it is obvious that you have taken matters into your hands ) but you should know that having a successful marriage requires one thing: the presence God. Human wisdom will only lead to confusion and the way I see it, your marriage might just be heading in that direction if you do not put things right.

Having a Successful in anything Sir.

AlphaAlex:
why fight over Hostel Spaces If you can pay that kind of money for school fees simply withdraw your kids and take your money to a better place.. I swear most wealthy people in Nigeria still reason Like poor people.

They are Rich(most from corruption) but not Wealthy. Wealth = Knowledge, Money, Power and Maturity!

Nigerians top echelon wey truly get sense no much.

Chiden:
Good morning Naira fam!

A lot has been going on around me lately, and even before now. I've sacrificed so much for the family and this year I've decided I'll put myself first. I've not even started but I feel guilty already.

Is putting me first the same as being selfish, because I'm confused

Go Ahead and Put Yourself first. Only have a monthly percentage of you to share with someone. Once You reach the Treshold, Shut Down your window.

What is disturbing you is Emotional Stupidities and unnecessary Liabilities.

God is not asking you to give your all to Anybody but your Best and I think Tithe to God is even 10% of your total income on a monthly basis

Nonetheless, taking advantage of people is being selfish, Whatever You want to do, do it for God and move on. That's all!

Dsimplicity:
Am not an introvert Sha. Bt am a chronic masturbator. Tried stopping couple of times bt couldn't.

Forget girls and hustle. Go and develop yourself to become a Man and how to ask for sex will be the least of your manly qualities. In fact, she will be the one to ask you for sex because Manliness engineers Maturity. Maturity makes everyone comfortable around You especially Your woman will be free with you and you will be free with her.

You are still a kid not by age but by Maturity. A boy(Immature Man) should not be asking for sex, you will be Messed by the female except an Olosho/runz.

A Man will ask a woman anything and she will oblige as far as Reasonable (attimes, she will oblige mumu things something she wont do for her parents).

He Who fuelled her dopamine has her control.

Wetin Man never see for Jungle before he Rise, so na asking for sex go come make Mind dey cut ? ....

Dude, go find Wealth(money + Power) then Woman will be easiest.

Go and Grow !

AdaSunshine:
Fear of death during delivery was the cause of death of one of my cousins.
She had a healthy pregnancy, no complications whatsoever, until the day of labour.
She kept crying all through, and her mother that was supposed to encourage her kept crying with her.

We patiently waited for the “good news” for what seemed like forever, until evening when they called us...
We were already jubilating, thinking she had finally given birth, only to be told she died with the pregnancy.

Kai, When the Brain enters deep state of Emotions, She closes Up! Almighty God should help us in conquering Fear and Remain Respectful.

Jarus:
I'm an accountant! But I fall short of a couple of things there.

Because Economics is in the mix, You ain't a pure Breed !

DrGroove:
9.Accountants are Stingy..Very Very Stingy.Before you can get money from an accountant,u go hear wiii.
Most of them are forced to look good at work,outside office,they hardly can spend money on clothes,shoes,even luxury.
..they are super tight fisted aka Aka gum.thats because removing 1 naira from 1 million naira no longer makes him a millionaire and he must balance his account!
They prefer to save up money in accounts than spend it,even on themselves

You are referring to Economists not Accountants. Accountant spend Money easily because there is always Residue from Treasury services ..

Beesluv:
They balance all situations

This is Just It ... It must be Balance.

Imjustagirl:
I've seen small children enact their parents having sex. Saying the words and bouncing on top each other. Your kids could be awake watching without making a peep. You will think they are sleeping. Meanwhile they're busy downloading things.

Better to protect their impressionable minds. Children shouldn't be exposed to sex at all. Parents have a right to live their lives also.

Teach them to sleep in their rooms early. Nothing wrong with that at all. You can put a child monitor if you're worried that something could happen to them. At least that way you can easily rush to their room and sort things out

Sis, My own 4year old will sleep where I dey sleep. My wife should close shop for knacking till coast is clear or Possibly Getaways. I no dey like risk like that for Babies ... My kid in another room mean Say I no go sleep !

Seriously, kids are very curious especially intelligent ones will see everything and hear everything only to replicate.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
At 4yrs

at any age before adolescence or age of maturity.

Mercychen:
Naturally, all men have an affinity for slutty ladies.

Who no like varieties and spices but within Defined limitations of God where no soul is hurt but Blissed.

AntiChristian:
We ask Allah to open our eyes to the truth and follow it!

Amin Ya Allah.

omobacyprus:
Decorate her room with those Barbie decors, toys and things kids like with time she’ll feel more comfortable sleeping in her room than yours

I don't even subscribe to a four years hold sleeping alone. What happens to doing some quickie when she sleep off. If they are two now, of course they can be playing with each other till sleep break them off.

4years old should be sleeping with the parent until a sibling arrive. Then You can decorate their room with Orishirishi and also sleep there as parent and later transfer to una room ..... Kids love to sleep in their play room until they need Parental warmth/coziness then the calling up.

If nature informed them you are fighting(sex), their first inclination is to break you apart

Just have a bigger bed or another bed entirely within the room and let business be done Absolute private but when the coast is clear and you have the house to una self, release all your valors on each others and you can all roar like lions as una wish, Na una Sabi but a four year old must be protected. If she has Hiccups in the Middle of the night requires urgent attention while both of You has slept off from banging each other silly.

What kinda parents are roaming the world today. Four years old having a room to sleep alone because the parent wanna knack ?