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obiekunie2:
REMOVE THE CANCELLED AND SEE HOW DECENT YOUR SOUND.

DON'T ALWAYS MAKE YOURSELF STUPID BY ADDING VULGAR WORDS TO YOUR COMMENT.

Omo see roasting Sha

E shock you eee dun they wey I eat wedding rice

My dad wallet contains
Money
ID CARD
RECEIPT
Invoices
Voters card
Complementary card
Papers with details on it
Toothpick
Bitter cola or kolanut
Business card
If I can remember

Incase your papa like football and him get hypertension cut television and decoder rope
I just received vision after taking this pills with my oris

Date person wey dey the same location and state with you eee get reason

Lagos to Lagos yes
Imo to imo yes
Kaduna to kaduna yes
Ogun to ogun yes
If should deviate the relationship should be at least three years then you can consider still dating even if in a long distance relationship

Be a cheerful giver your reward is with your creator in heaven in abundance

Chai I remember primary, secondary and village days
I'll be using Pidgin here


Age 5–8 : I remember one Muslim girl like that me know who dey find trouble first but I Sha know say I be big time trouble maker , be say she be my age mate she dey beat me back to back I dey collect am on promo and discount I go just dey cry dey find am to beat my own even if I still see am she go still beat me hands down I know no say her mama go dun carry go shop ,me know say nah everyday we. Dey fight but I know no who dey start or cause fight first



8–13 : them be this girl wey I follow fight she be 15 years much more bigger and puberty age well,

Well this Time I unleash inferno on am I be class captain at that time she dey always act like demon, so one fateful day for inside big Field we start wetin cause fight I know no but I Sha know say for inside that field I beat madness commot for her body I know maybe nah demon enter me wetin I know say our teacher no fit separate the fight she just dey shock as I wan kill the girl

After punishment she just dey shout for my head say I wan kill rose ní see how you beat rose like thief we just collect cane case settle she be assistance captain that time.





14–15 : this one nah for the compound I park too the fight I know understand the cause of the fight na stupid reason

Anyway the girl fine Sha ,we go fight tire we go dey look for person wey go separate us, he senior brother no even help matter him dey always be our referee we go tear each other clothes finish hit each other head for wall anytime we fight we dey always dey fierce and tirelessly with his idiot senior brother being the referee the girl come get backup one village girl like so one against two.... I dey always suffer am me no dey gree that fight we go fight am to death sowtey my mama dey always see tear tear clothes anytime she wash my clothes

But as we come mature to early 16 upward we Bleep like say we be porn star



Village girls : no record them dey always beat me like one way won choke me for bed I just carry go tell my mama she just tell am make she no touch me again

Or the village girl wey I follow fight for ss2 I fight so tey I start to dey cry when I dey serve punishment the teacher just look me tell me make I go class cause the girl no even show sign say she fight





Anyway you beat me I'll beat my own back if possible murder you I no dey look gender

To be honest I give with heart even if it's the least I can do to help you
Mostly my niggas and helpers who have helped me in the long run I gave freely with my heart through financial or other assistance
I giving my male friends10k or above money or any form of assistance is with my heart and they
appreciate without me looking. Like a fool or maga .
I have female friends who we have been together for a long time they buy me things and I buy for them also not making look like a fool


But some girls nowadays even giving them 200 naria. Makes you look like a fool or maga I don't know
Sometimes you will be afraid to give a girl money though the amount doesn't shake you but it I'll makes you look like a maga or mugu I don't get it

Like one girl I dated she ask me for 5k through text she wants to repair her phone
I told my friend I have the money on me to give her but something inside me just telling I shouldn't give her caused the way she ask was like it's my career job

Another I dated just ask for 5h she wants to use it like I was the ATM and she compelled me to bring it I just look and smile I'm not with my ATM
But I got more than the amount on me that time

But some girls I know will tell me buy card or drinks , I'll obliged and do it even some form of assistance


But sometimes helping most girls who ain't closed to for years ,makes you look like a maga or mugu even if the assistance didn't freak or shake you

Franking:
This is hate speech. Buhari is the best thing to happen to Nigeria. Everything is fine in Nigeria with Buhari in charge. Sai Baba.

Sarcasm

Reverse psychology

Which one you use abeg

Debt
The debt no be wetin dey bother me now
Now him tenure I still dey look
Abeg which year and month our bubu go commot for presidency
Cause him dun sell us to debt already nah for them to collect receipt na him remain

eddynaira125:
Tai Remove Delta from the list

Watin we do una


Na crime to b jaguda

I'm okay with Anambra and Edo in the list

donMIG:
Hahahahahaha
U don finish all guys I swear...
The one wei burst my head na

ZOMBIES WITH EVERLASTING ERECTION

I wan die

This one off me

Looking at the devil and the angel on my shoulder

Should I marry No
Should I marry Yes

Chii59:
You see the entitlement mentality? Yet you bash some females for being entitled when you and those men who reason like you are no different.

Kíló só

Myhusband:
you imbeciles


Yoruba girls are pretty, facial beauty is not enough factor to draw verdict on beauty


Yoruba ladies have the best structured in Nigeria, always set with nice attractive legs, average Yoruba ladies are smart and intelligent, you can't buy them anyhow because they're self independent in nature


Fulani girls only have face, I wouldn't concluded that as a whole beauty because they used make up too, haven't really hear or learn about them doing well outside their homeland and them no dey get yansh and boobs, I detest stock fish stature


Igbo girls on the other have their beauty mostly from IMO state and Anambra, Nnewi precisely, some of Abia state ladies too are pretty but that doesn't mean most of them don't have many ladies that have man look because of farm works and stress


as far as I'm concern, all tribes in Nigeria have their special beauty, I entered unilag one day and I couldn't move a inch when I saw this gorgeous lady called Toke, that's when I discovered Beauty runs in Yoruba land. there is no how you want to do it, Yoruba ladies got the curved most in Nigeria

Mtcheeew

Fvcknames:
Na juice wrld go finish u

The shit hit differently when you can relate to...

Why would I tell you to visit me or you visit me for no reason without sex.?
Except I'm not attracted to you , my bestie or my neighbour.if non of these is involved then why the visit
I'm I a priest
Do you come because father Christmas said you should come
Shey you come make we gist bout zee world and celebrity gossip
If nah first visit you no want penetration okay . But this go Shay sup
If sexing visit D banj na bangalee

Sarcasm brings entertainment

When I know
I'm all I'm really all in , in love with all your flaws and sins
Scars are really gorgeous ain't that weird way of giving compliments

I'm all I'm really all in , i fell in love with all your Flaw's and sins
Scars are really gorgeous you the light in all my darkness
Shebi I dun try

things dey involved
1:she cheated on her spiritual husband the man strangle am
2: ritual proposal
3 panic attack

Taking a bottle of trophy reading this post
Highly speaking psychology, lady will stay with you if you have a career in medicine ,doctor, surgeon
Odds will be less even

My daughter resemble me

AirmirthDY:
Don't assume.. Not all ladies think in the same direction.

All good ,all bad ladies they are
From that all of them are the same ,it just a fairy tale don't mislead a young man believing there a lady like that

AirmirthDY:
So emotional�.... Who says there's no love?

Me cause if nah the guy they that position she no go marry am

Two manipulators can't date each other
A bad boy cant date a bad girl for a long term
Don't want to turn to mugu and maga at the same time
There difference between chasing and pursuing

Omo nah Parle G and Mr fruit

Bitch I'm druggie, you can take my drugs

Powerfly:
All girls are the same.
That's true sha.
Just like all men are scum. I mean allll the men in this damn country. Excluding my brothers, male cousins.

This ho's are the same

Do what to others what you want them to do with you
I believe in my early early teenage age I was such a fan of myself to people I'm above but not that much though sarcastic in words till now
But the time pimples appeared on my face like really big ones that it got me depressed and my hair started I don't know acting funny then I know how it feels to not be attractive.
So I treat you how you treat me ugly or beautiful
slowpoke , ugly , disfigured face you like me I like you .you hang out with me I hang out with you .

Guy that girl love you die to ask you for money use your sense na common sense
She wan use am invest in the relationship she know want make you dey spend am unnecessary
She dey invest in two of una future so give am pass that money

Call me relationship guru

Gay dey manifest on you
Or redpill overdoes

Try rainbow pill