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Politics › Otedola And Farouk Bribe Scandal Tape (audio) by drnoel(op): 10:12pm On Jul 02, 2012
The much spoken off and awaited tape is out. This is one of the tapes that was used to implicate Farouk. I wonder why he has not be asked to resign from the house.
Channels TV was able to obtain this recorded version.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6FNriFP5_M&feature=player_embedded
Entertainment › A Dramatic Surprise On A Quiet Square by drnoel(op): 8:50pm On Jul 02, 2012
I just came across this on youtube and found in hilarious so decided to share


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316AzLYfAzw
Family › Re: Hubby Chooses To Be Incommunicado by drnoel: 6:44pm On Jul 01, 2012
reinedamse: @OP I think ur hubby was actually suspecting u of infidelity and I think he just wanted to be sure dat u passed d night in d house hence d insistence on speaking to ur friend dat night.
I think ur hubby is insecure.I pray God touches his heart soon enough so dat he can at least pick up ur calls then u guys can now start discussing wat happened dat night.
Just keep praying.he'll come around
4get the insecurity, it has nothing to do with that. A man has to protect what is his, women find it esier to truth than most men so it really has nothing much 2 do with insecurity. Ya the man may be annoying but u really can´t blame him, can you, he is a Nigerian man, HELLO!
His women just has to understand he is just in this phase and it will get better once he sees his wife. Besides, her comming late home even if its due to her job is also not helping matters.
Romance › Re: Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women (bullshit) by drnoel(op): 4:35pm On Jul 01, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I am guilty of all of them[/quote]really
Romance › Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women (bullshit) by drnoel(op): 1:44pm On Jul 01, 2012
Guys i just came across this stuff on yahoo that was picked up from cosmopolitan and I thought it was insulting and a piece of shit. Anyway, read and decide urself.

The average dude fabricates something six times a day-that's twice as often as women-and with #LiesMenTellWomen trending on Twitter right now, some dudes are being called out. To try to get why guys are so crafty, we reached out to male relationship experts. Here are the most common whoppers men tell their girlfriends and wives-and what the real deal is behind each.

By Robin Hilmantel

Lie # 10: "I'm Stuck in Traffic"
"He figures it's much easier to just say this than to try to explain the real reason he's running late," says John Amodeo, author of The Authentic Heart. "Remember, men aren't as good at communicating as women are." The funny thing is, a guy will toss this line out even if what held him up is perfectly legitimate. Still, you shouldn't let it slide - it's a lie nonetheless.

Lie # 9: "It Wasn't That Expensive"
"Men like toys, and they don't like sensing your disapproval, even if you don't share a bank account," Amodeo says. He could also be dropping this fib to try to prove he's responsible with money, says Barton Goldsmith, author of Emotional Fitness for Intimacy. "He doesn't want you to think that if you do share funds down the line, he's going to blow them all on things like plasma TVs."

Related: 10 Ways to Get Over an Ex

Lie # 8: "I'm on My Way"
Guys usually throw you this line when you're making them meet you at some event they don't want to attend - like, say, your family reunion. He's stalling, but he's also being pouty. Consider: He can't exactly refuse to go without enduring serious repercussions from you, and he can't very well throw a temper tantrum in front of your pop-pop. So saying this and then showing up late is his way of gaining a wee amount of control.

Lie # 7:"I Didn't Have Too Much to Drink"
This lie could point to a serious problem - and we're not just talking about your relationship. If he says it often he could have an alcohol issue, Goldsmith says. You need to talk to him about how concerned you are, but watch the timing. "That's definitely a conversation you need to have when he's sober," Amodeo adds.

Related: 9 Relationship Screw-Ups to Avoid on Twitter

Lie # 6: "Sorry, I Missed Your Call,"
Lie # 5: "My Battery Died," and
Lie # 4: "I Had No Signal"
These three lines all mean the same thing: I screened your call. Why? "Often men will feed you these lies because they're afraid to tell you to back off a bit, that they need a little alone time," Amodeo says. You might want to ease up on the checking in and let him miss you more.

Lie # 3: "No, Your Butt Doesn't Look Big in That"
Look, if you assail him with the question in the first place, you're really just asking to be thrown this all-purpose mollifier. "Every guy has a buddy who's told him, 'I answered this question wrong once, and my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me for a year,' " Goldsmith says. This is the one safe response he knows, so there's no way he's going to risk the worst by straying from it. If you want an honest opinion, go ask one of your girls instead.

Related: 9 Cheap Dates You Have to Try

Lie # 2:"This Will Be My Last Beer"

Our experts say this man-lie delivered over the phone means he wants to get you off ASAP so he can spend more time with his buddies. The thing is, even if he says it three times in a night, each time he believes it, Goldsmith says. It's like when you vow this will be your last cookie…five times in a row.

Lie # 1: "Nothing's Wrong, I'm Fine"
A whopping 52 percent of men have told their girlfriend this line. According to experts, this go-to fib is all about avoiding drama and protecting male pride. Men know they're not as good with articulating what's happening or how they're feeling, so it's easier for them to just keep you out of the situation. Next time he uses this line, give him a couple days and then ask him again if he is still bummed…and why. By then he may have figured things out.

I thought it was bullshit, what do u guys think?
Politics › Re: (aljazeera) Inside Story - Will Nigeria Violence Spiral Out Of Control? by drnoel: 11:35am On Jul 01, 2012
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Oyedepo Warns Nigeria On Imminent Break-up by drnoel: 9:42pm On Jun 30, 2012
dasparrow: Oyedepo is telling the truth. I agree with what he is saying in this article.
has he said anything different from what we know or has he added any new knowledge to what we didn´t know about.
Romance › Re: In Love With A Married Man! by drnoel: 3:37pm On Jun 30, 2012
graciella: I have fallen in love with a married man, he says he loves me too, and wants me to have his baby. He tells me everything that he does. Now, anytime i think him always. He has taken over my thoughts. His wife is a little bit far from him. Please what next?
madam neva open ur thighs or ass 4 a married man. U´d regret it 4 sure.
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If She Does This? by drnoel: 3:33pm On Jun 30, 2012
cindyrella: I will shout BLOOD OF JESUS!!!
grin grin grin did u not see this answer from a lady like her. Men that lady is one trap that can bury any man that falls in2 it grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Are Stronger Than Men by drnoel:
ikekings: Hello women in the house, next time a guy asks u who's stronger between men and women, ask him...

•Can you bleed for a week and survive?
•Can you squeeze a 14 inch baby 4rm a 2cm Hole?
•Can you carry a 7pound baby in your stomach 4 9mnths?
•Can you take care of a child,cook, clean N talk on d phone @ 1 time?
•[s]Can you carry a 108kg shopping bag?
•Can you go a week only eating salad?
•Can you face heartbreak?
•Can you watch the love of your life b wit some1 else?
•Can you burn your forehead wit a curling iron and not complain?
•Can you wear a string in your ass all day?
I love this one, indeed if you are the strongest, can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
•Can you cry all night and then wake up the next morning like everything is okay?....U R STRONG!! [/s]


Anyone who objects to these reasons, state your opinions or just respect women smiley.....
I only agree with the first 4 points cos the rest points are man made and the woman is not mandated to do it if she doesn´t want 2. If u notice I cancelled the rest.
Travel › Re: Pictures Of Juju's Road Trip To Enugu... by drnoel: 6:34pm On Jun 29, 2012
Spirit of Okija: Thats all my pictures I could get... I intend to make a Road trip to Calabar soon.. Would get better pictures than this..
i culd beat u 2 it u know but lets see what happens
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Class Mate Or Co-worker? by drnoel: 6:29pm On Jun 29, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]NO! Distractions, unnecessary incitations to jealousy etc. . . Not cool![/color]
what of if she is the one that has always been following u and pursuing u down ur office corridor till the extend she now blatantly insults u especially when she sees u are in a group or takes joy in saying nasty things about u which u later hear from the people she told it to.
Politics › Re: Dasuki Vows To Pacify North In 3 Weeks by drnoel: 6:20pm On Jun 29, 2012
Jeel: (AGI) Abuja - Pledging peace before Ramadan, Nigeria's National Security Advisor, Sambo Dasuki, visits Damaturu and Maiduguri.
Defying Boko Haram's hold on the two north Nigerian cities, the President's freshly appointed security advisor kicked off his 2-day visit with a strong message, submitting "Head of State Goodluck Jonathan is vowing to restore peace and normality prior to Ramadan's start," in three weeks' time. Recently published Nigerian government reports hold Boko Haram responsible for the deaths of 1,600 people since 2009. . .


http://www.agi.it/english-version/world/elenco-notizie/201206291508-pol-ren1049-nigerian_security_s_dasuki_vows_to_pacify_north_in_3_weeks
ok I hear una. Don´t be surprised this will be the time 4rm mend or those creek boy of Naija delta 2 maybe decide to plan their own retaliatory attacks. ...well am just saying
Romance › Re: The Ideal Age To Judge A Woman's Beauty by drnoel: 2:44pm On Jun 29, 2012
[quote author=Lord_Reed]I think all these pageants have got the age requirements wrong.

The ideal age to judge a woman's beauty is when she is above 25. Anyone less than that is not yet ready IMHO.

What do you think?[/quote]u can´t really say and its not specific for everyone one. its also dependent on who is judging or the beholder. I´ve seen women that look like shit while they where young and like supermodels after they cross 40. I´ve also seen women that looked better in their younger days compared 2 when they got older.
Politics › Re: Faroukgate: Police Uncover Fresh $10m Bribe by drnoel: 2:34pm On Jun 29, 2012
free2ryhme: https://vml1.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Faroukgate.jpg?9d7bd4
Scam: Hon. Farouk Lawal seating before House Committee on Ethics and Privileges over $620 bribe Scam at National Assembly Abuja. Photo by Gbemiga Olamikan.

Musa said this had become necessary to enable Otedola respond to some of the revelations made by Lawan when he appeared before the committee.

Lawan who arrived the House Meeting room 4.59, venue of the hearing, at exactly 1.05pm looked relaxed in his white caftan with a white hat to match. However, shortly after saying the prayers and reading his opening speech, Musa ordered journalists out of the venue of the hearing.

Musa further stated that it was the responsibility of the Committee to unravel what actually transpired during its investigations. He had explained that Lawan had to be interrogated in camera to avoid jeopardizing the Committee’s investigations.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/06/faroukgate-police-uncover-fresh-10m-bribe/
Among other things, I am worried about the underlined sentence.
Sports › Re: Nigerian FA Denies Contract With Saintfiet by drnoel: 9:30am On Jun 29, 2012
MrPrsdent: how can the clueless NFF think of employing a former Ethiopia and namibia coachhuh

Thats going down,not up. I actually know this saintfiet guy when i was in namibia and he is clueless about football...
lol, maybe he was the only one that accepted their offer.
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Survives Assassination Attempt by drnoel: 9:27am On Jun 29, 2012
Zutchy: The security operatives shouldn't have shown restraint,they should have shot all those thugs dead,Haba,why will scallywags and never do wells like these people be giving us a bad name and image in his country.
ha, listen 2 ur self. Do u know if they knew some of the thugs that was why they didn´t shot 2 kill.
Politics › Re: Suspects Of 6.5m Oil Barrels Theft Name Top NNPC, PDP Officials As Sponsors by drnoel: 9:14am On Jun 29, 2012
Imanuelle: We want names..
my thoughts exactly. We only hear; investigators are looking in2....
police has found some PDP moguls 2 be......
government has said corruption.......
3 Russiana and 4 italians have in implicated in the currently going oil theft investigation......

But they don´t show us who these people are and what their names are.
Food › Re: Coke And Pepsi Contain ALCOHOL, - French Research by drnoel: 9:08am On Jun 29, 2012
[quote author=tpia@]Every can of Coke contains approximately 10 teaspoons of sugar.

scary thought.[/quote]that why they released diet coke
Romance › Re: Is Internet Dating Really Rubbish? by drnoel: 7:56pm On Jun 28, 2012
lickylicky: Babe, I feel you... I am presently dating a guy now and we re yet 2 meet but the both families knws each other infact we attend d same church. But, the point is when the whole stuff of dating idea started I prayed to God and it was positive and I like him. Follow ur heart gurl and shine ur eyes. Love is no more blind. Pray and dnt decisive urself by speaking 4 God. All the best my dear. You are lucky he is in the country, arrange how u guyz can meet but pls defer intimacy 4 now till u re sure of d guy.
ur case is different so don´t encourage this kid. rather let her read her books and concentrae on her grades
Romance › Re: Ladies : What Items Do You Like To Always See In Your Man's Fridge? by drnoel: 7:51pm On Jun 28, 2012
yoghurt, wife luv it like the air we breath
Politics › Bills And Laws So Far Passed By GEJ While In Office. by drnoel(op): 3:11pm On Jun 28, 2012
Guys I posted an earlier topic on mistakes GEJ may have made while in office. I decided to post this one too. lets discuss all the bill he has passed while in office and what use these bills would be to the country as a whole. Please, when u post ur comment, write the bill that you would like to comment about and then give ur comment. U could also give in supprot of ur comment for people that would like to read more.

let me start with just 2 bills.

Birth control bill; Jonathan makes case for birth control law (punch, june 27 edition). I think it is important to control birth in a coutry in a country like Nigeria but I wonder how they intend to do so.
http://www.punchng.com/health/jonathan-makes-case-for-birth-control-law/

Anticorruption law; FG not implementing anti-corruption laws – US (JUNE 8, 2012)
I didn´t think they would implement the much expected anti corruption law.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/06/fg-not-implementing-anti-corruption-laws-us/
Politics › Ur Opinions On Things GEJ Has Done Wrong So Far While In Aso Rock by drnoel(op): 3:07pm On Jun 28, 2012
Guys, am interested on ur opinion on what GEJ was done wrong so far while in office. Please keep the tone friendly when adding yours. I would just want us to voice our opinions and feel freee to express ur thoguhts if u so choose. Please also for all our sakes, don´t try to derail the thread. Pls also while giving ur opinion give us a credible link we can read to support ur thoughts. If you disagree with another person´s opinion lets not resort in insults but be matured in our answers.

I´ll start first.

GEJ and asset declaration: SERAP Issues Seven-Day Asset Declaration Ultimatum To Jonathan (the Nigeria voice, June 26 online edition)
I think he made a grave mistake when he didn´t think out his reply. The reply got people thinking. Though, i think it would not yield much pressing him the way SERAP did but lets wait and see how it unfolds.
link: http://www.thenigerianvoice.com/nvnews/93333/23/serap-issues-seven-day-asset-declaration-ultimatum.html
Romance › Re: Balling My Ex But In Love With The Next by drnoel: 2:56pm On Jun 27, 2012
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