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Palema007:
I can't even believe a grown ass man will create a thread to wail about yesterday.... Nawa oooo. All these Feminine Males Sha .


Anyways I don't have your time today, but next time you want to pick on female posters, shine your eyes and stay clear off mine. I'm a lover not a fighter . Let's respect ourselves please. Thanks and bye!

Don't mind those transgender males. I have seen their write ups and it's just gossips and wailing, total cases of simpletons having their menstrual cramps. Complete simps, no masculinity anywhere. God help us with the kind of men in the next generation.

Nyamuriflathead:
Why are you too shy to assume your place as a Simp? So being a Simp is a bad thing? I thought you loved being a Simp in the other thread?

No one wants to admit being a Simp again even though they Simp in real life

The power of TRP

Like I wrote, the simps will start commenting and I was proven right. Simpleton Nr. 1 @Nyamuriflathead.

Actually the simps here are the three guys above me that wrote trash. People on NL know them. Some more simps will soon comment below me.

iTearHerToto:
OK first of all I need y'all to close your eyes and imagine this. Rosy a non-virgin is your girl you been smashing for six months and you have lost counts on how many times you have fvcked her. Right? You smash her pussy from left to right and north to south. Now even with a gun on your head you literally can't give specific number of gallons of cum you have deposited in her pussy those six months y'all dated. Right?

Now let's move on. With your eyes still closed. Do not open till I say so

So you broke up with Rosy or lemme put this way: you got tired of her pussy cos its width no longer excites your dick then you migrated to another fresh tenacious pussy. Now Rosy is heartbroken cos she just got used and dumped. Now she hates men and transmuted into an embittered feminist thereafter. No no no lemme trash this part it's gonna confuse souls. Now with your eyes still closed let's assume this paragraph is excluded from this write up. So Trash it!

Now let's do it this way briefly. You banged Rosy for six months then you guys split. Rosy then meets Tom and the pussy gets widen more for another six months. Then otunba shows up and so men and so forth till she's worn out then passed unto to some unfortunate nice guy to wife. Right?

Now ask yourself these few questions.

1. You lost counts how many times you came in Rosy right? Yes

2. Number one implies that Tom, Otunba and other subsequent men that smashed the punna most probably lost counts of how many gallons of cum they have poured in her now-agape-punnanni as well. Right? Yes

3. Now let's say she's 28 and ready to settle down and she be fvcking since she was 17. That's 11 years of gallons of cum in her punnani. Right? Yes


OK lemme not go further but by now I think someone should start seeing the answers for themselves cos we just arrived. Now open your eyes.

Take my word. Virgins are scarce tho but you got to find one else you end up with one of these cum tanks. It's either I stay unmarried than marry a non-virgin girl. I just get to be fvcking these non-virgin hoes till they are worn out then I pass them to these nice guys. Cos that's what they are meant for. Wife no hoe man you can only make them baby mamas and that would be you doing them some great favor too.

However, if you got a golden heart unlike me you should go try marrying one of these cum tanks and tell me how that works out for you. Come tell me what it feels like swimming in a cum factory for the rest of your life. Just try!
As for me and my entire household we will rather snatch a virgin wife from a nice guy and wife than settle with a non-virgin for a sec. Am I communicating?






NB: Non-virgins should steer off this thread for their own good. Move move move


Pukes

U are a child and have no idea about anything. Ur epistle says it all. U should be flogged for wasting our time with this trash. I pity adolescents who grow up with this rubbish mindset. They don't make them anymore like they used to.

Discovery4today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuSXwYqcIEc
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/yahoo-boys-have-become-role-models-diezani-laments/%3famp=1



https://mobile.twitter.com/jacksonpbn/status/1292518235896774657

Money begets money. I knew Nigeria had nothing on this woman.

Vibesoflife:
First of all, I never thought I would be part of those seeking for emotional help here but I just need answers. So there is this girl I met few months ago. She's based in Ogun state while I'm in Lagos. We met in school. We both attend Funaab but I'm a final year student. We started the friendship with fights because we never agreed on anything. Soon enough we started understanding each other and getting closer. She has come to Lagos to see me severally. We talk almost everyday. She calls me, gives me green lights and leads me on. Inorder not to waste anytime I asked her to officially be my girl and she told me that she doesn't like me as much as I like her but she's willing to give it a try. That felt weird for me because relationship is supposed to be about both parties having mutual feelings but she said she would grow to love me since she already likes me already, I'm someone she can love and she's new to the guys liking her more than she likes them at first... Thing is I really love this girl so much but I don't want to go into any thing that would make it seem like I'm forcing myself on her or she's dating me out of pity. So my question is can she grow to love me as she said. Note: she's not a gold digger. She's probably richer than me, and I'm not doing bad too. Should I go on or just move on?
Please I need answers quick and pardon my typos. Thanks

This is just talk. Ladies have a way of misyarning things they never would have said if they had thought about it on a good day. There are many examples that I have come across in my little experience, I will post the most hilarious I have heard so far;

1) A lady I knew told her hubby, then boyfriend that he was too small for the people she normally associated with.

2) Another one told the guy that came to marry her that she knew he couldn't perform in and outside the bedroom from just looking at him. The guy was smallish around 5'2 ft. But his JT was almost 12 inches . The coded nickname we used for the guy was "horsepower". Ladies didn't know why we called the guy that. Lol, I can confirm that the day horsepower had his chance with her, she ran out of the room clutching her pants . We had landlord tenant meeting for days after that incident.

3) Another one told her prospective MIL, my aunt that she had met men better than my cousin that came to marry her. The question was then why did u agree to marry her son. Wedding was postponed ooh. Come and see family intervention. The lady in question refused to walk back her words ooh. If not for the doggedness of my cousin and the pressure I placed on my aunt. Then cos I knew the lady, I explained to her how she bleeped up. She still no free she messed up but her MIL had written her off by then. Anyways, fastward to few year ago, lots of fights and family problems from MIL and then fastforward again till now. Lady in question finally agrees she messed up big time, that her hubby is the best of the best. That she got a goldmine. The hubby, my cousin just dey smile cheapishly. He loves her like mad and I know she does him too. But that misyearn could have costed her her happiness.

4) My Wifey once told my mom that she doesn't like how she popnoses into our matter. This was before we even said "I do". Ofcos my mom didn't take it lying down. It took, several white chicken, white goat plus palm wine and kolanut to settle the issue. My mom didn't talk to her for months after then . U women can keep malice eh!

These are a few of then I remembered from the tip of my finger. This epistle is getting long so let me conclude.
OP, don't let what she said worry u. U Just have to be sure about her and if u are then slowly try to make her see she misyearned and apologize for the silly talk.
Cheers!

nnadychuks:
I don’t think I need to explain much. Whenever I Remember the conflicts that arise between my uncles and my dad, I begin to wonder if their relationship started from childhood.
They should be friends just like I and my siblings are right now, but every time they’re either having a land dispute or money argument. I perceive there’s not much love between them.
Some years ago my dad was involved in a fatal accident which I believe is the cause of his Parkinson’s disease.
While sitting quietly in church last Sunday I was called by the man of God to see him after service.
He made mention of the exact date my dad had the accident and that one of his brothers was the reason behind it.
I’ve not been myself this week, I even wonder if I and my siblings will live happily after we’ve All gone our separate ways.
What causes the hatred between themselves is what I don’t know, but I’m willing to avoid by all means.
I’ll accept views from all angles because a family issue should be handled with care

Listen to pastors at ur detriment

African pastors are bane to society

Tflex01:
The reality is, with the settings of governance then, Igbos thought they will rule Nigeria forever.

The initial setup was actually designed to favor Igbos.
Modified:
Azikiwe (an igbo man) stood against secession by any tribe even when leaders from other tribes wanted it in the constitution.

Azikiwe teamed up with the north instead of Awolowo because he thought they can be easily manipulated.

Ojukwu (another Igbo man)foiled Adaka Boro attempt to secede and ensured he was jailed.

Aguiyi Ironsi (also Igbo) returned the country back to unitary system.

But when they realized that the political system was no longer in their favor, and their soldiers were relegated in the Nigerian army, they wanted to secede and take other minorities along with them in Biafra.

What do we call that

U are distorting history.

tommy589:
"Let bygones be bygones"

Bygones? Listen to urself. The question is a very good one and part of history, learn from it and forget sentiments

Iogobenz:
No I don't think he is insecure because I know him for long now.
He knows if it is by going by what the girl is used to,he won't be able to cope.
First the girl uses a brand new car bought by her parents,big house and all those rich kid things.My guy will really struggle to keep up with that.
But he thinks if the girl is doing good from her job(drugstore pharmacist),maybe she might not bother him much with unrealistic demands that need to be met.
They are both young,my guy is 28 and she 25.
So if he starts rooting large bills from an unrealistic woman now it might mar his dreams a lot.
So he wants to know what she earns possible so he can judge If she is self sufficient first or not.Shey you understand?

That's always the problem Naija men have. This fear to approach a woman that is already established, be it from self effort or otherwise.
He is already breaking his head to answer questions he can't even before he has met the lady in question. Why don't he approach her first and speak in clear terms with her, hear her answer then decide. Na wah ooh

MRAKPORS:
Hmm

I am 5'2 and financially ok
I proposed love to this lady who should be about
5'1 but she turned me down saying I am too short

Please is 5'2 also short? I am tired o

Nothing new there. I know of a lady who insulted a friend of mine that came to toast her. Let me call that friend of mine "X".
Those days in the past before we all settled down, I was interested in her friend but this lady was always busting in on us disturbing, cutting into our conversation and alone time. It was obvious she was very jealous of her friend and was prepared not to give me and her breathing space or the chance to get to know one another.
So I got my very good friend involved, my wingman. Nice guy, very friendly and animated when one gets to know him, he was a ladies man and loved women like crazy. But this lady never even gave him a chance to strike a convo. Her problem from the start was his height, he was 5'4 ft. I couldn't understand her problem to say the least, she too was not tall. She was 5'6 ft. But no, she was a living hell for the guy all the time we were there. Used his height to make his live miserable. He only stayed cos he wanted me to atleast score before we left. On our way home I asked him why he didn't come to interrupt me. He said "guy, I didn't mind being miserable but las las let my man achieve him aim". We guy no get stress!

So fast forward some years later. Lady I was into then was wed, married someone else. We were at an event, precisely "X" trad wedding. Since we knew the ladies, we kind of kept in touch. I was opportuned to sit close to them.
That one that kept insulting "X" was so pained. U could see it in her face, I wonder why she even came if she knew she couldn't take it. I then overhead her say to her friend quietly "how could I have been so blind, now he is marrying someone else". Her friend replied her, "we kept telling u not to compare other people with ur ex. Sit down there and take it. Just don't cause any scene". I did tell my friend about it like an "amebo". Told him at the wedding immediately. My guy was even so belovalent enough as even to walk up to her while he was dancing with his bride and asked her to join him on the dance floor where he introduced his wife to her. After she left the dance floor, she locked herself up in the bathroom and cried her eyes out saying and I quote "this could have been my trad". Yes, when I didn't see her sitting with her married friend, I sought her out and found her crying in the toilet. That was then, I was young and mischievous.

konkonbilo:
brother, why would you say it means nothing? It means everything mehn. There's no friendship and love between them anylonger and you say it's nothing. It's better for him to leave now in peace and count his lost and move on to someone who loves him because it will be a living hell when there get married by force. Little things will cause commotion in the house, there'll be no peace in that house if they get married. Infact I can continue to talk about the consequences, it's better for him to leave now and look for someone else.

The loss of love is only on one side i.e. on the woman's side. The man may still love her or may not at all in the first place. It's his loss that is paining him. All the investment and money spent, that's his pain. Then add his ego to it, that is a cocktail no man alive should wish to be in. But then, I have seen a similar situation where the man took the bull by the horn and still wedded the lady in question. Vorbade her from seeing the man she says she was in love with. It was outright war from the start with the lady seeking out for months to see the side guy in question till the side guy married someone else. Ofcos no one wishes such headache on another person but the decision is that of the man in question and not ours

sanesta:
So heart breaking

This means nothing. As long as she holds up her side of the bargain and doesn't attempt to murder the man then all is well. She has warned the guy so the guy should take heed. Ofcos he can marry her but he shouldn't make the mistake to bequeath anything to her as that may be a tempting reason for her to murder him. He trained her so she is someone, then he could get his children from her and let her go. Or she grows to love him latter. Woman are built differently and a woman that hates u now can love u later.

Emary:
Speak for yourself, please. Such figures are generalizations. There are several child prodigies who can clearly recall words, numbers and shapes even before they are a year old. Given that there are 9 proven distinct types of intelligence, it is only logical that some kids would be ahead in visual and emotional recall. Perhaps you can do more research about it before commenting next time.

https://courses.lumenlearning.com/wmopen-lifespandevelopment/chapter/cognitive-development-in-infants-and-toddlers/

Madam what u posted just confirmed what I wrote. I rest my case. U should read what u posted well so u understand it. If u still don't understand it, I could post more links for u. Cheers!!

paulolee:
guy u never ready to brana...na jus to promise bea say she go be your girlfriend naim you they chicken out and waste that c.d and the nunu..
guy u no try o.. whey guys for street to promise to marry bea, promise to buy them phone and even promise to do blood oat after the banging but after the show matter don change..
ur mistake was that you dnt kno dt as soon as you are done with that straffing, na you get upper hand to decide things because a nunu thats digged cant be undigged and besides na she go even enjoy the straffing pas o...guy u dull abeg

All u guys that commented are JJC. I haven't seen such ignorance in a long time, tufiakwa!!
The guy acted ok, based on his mindset at that period of time, nobody should tell him otherwise. I respect the OPs actions. I had a friend of mine once give up sure smarch of one lazy chick like that he met at a registration centre. He helped her start and complete her runs with little or no money for sorting. She was so grateful she dropped pussy after they had kissed and done the other everys. I heard the lady lay in her birthday suit, legs wide apart and my guy had inserted CD was ready to plough when she started telling him about the guy that wanted to marry her. How the guy trained her in school till she graduated and all those things. My guy said he went flat and removed the CD. Then started asking her what she is doing at his place naked with him with her legs open when she is betrothed to someone else? He discharged her thereafter.
The reason for the epistle above is not to condemn anyone but to stress that point. The OP did good given the circumstances.
Ofcos not everyone would have the self control to stop so we should rather congratulate the OP for such control. E no easy.
Regardless of if a guy is not ur pal or u don't know the guy, we guys should endeavour to be our brothers keepers.
Now back to the OP and his story which though involves another situation entirely from the one I mentioned. In my days, I wouldn't have answered that question but rather asked her what she thought while keeping her distracted with my hands, fingers and kisses (I don't need to tell readers who know what I mean). Before she knows what's up, u done cross the canal, enter hell begin smarch. Ofcos she will ask u the same question after the act so be ready for the same question. Difference is, answering that question before the act goes without say that no pussy for u, but answering it after u have collected is another matter entirely. Then u can stear the yearns to friends with benefits. Catch there is that u need to smarch her wells or else even friends with benefits will elude u. For naija women once u done smarch, she will just say "after all he done get wetin in want", then u keep smarching. End of story!

light099:
Seems you're just doing this for the first time. You sound like you never did this before.
Just one of the irrelevant shiits hoes babble when they're in the mood and you're about to get to business but she wants to buy more time not to make it look too easy an entry.
Like say many guys never bleeped her before today, if what she said is right, she would have been married to one of them and not single.

I remember those days in Uni, how a hoe held a friend to my friend at ransom with this same kind of babblings. They would be inside just beating around the bush, but if he wanted to go in, she would say this same shiit and the JJC guy would stop because he took the words of a bitch serious.
Later when this girl realized that nigga was a simp, na so she find Chris, a guy that can shack her mercilessly. Chris dey give her like doctor's prescription, II-II-II, two for morning, two for afternoon, two for night. Chris mined all her mineral resources, graduated in peace and dropped her for the next customer.

Lol, I believe that Chris wasted him time not hers. If she is married now, she may be an asset to her husband.

Emary:
No. Personally, I have clear memories of being 1yr + down to the room arrangement where I slept with my grandmother, some of my clothing, etc. The children now are even smarter. I would say if you can put a curtain between the cot and the bed, they would not understand what was going on.

Lol, that's not true madam. U may think u were 1 then but u were definitely much older. Scientists have proven that clear memory starts as from 3 years. Meaning u can never remember anything that happened to u before that age. It has been proven that words exposed to by age of 3 and never spoken anymore can still be recalled back by the individual. This alone give credibility to the idea of memory beginning from 3 years of age. Pls Google it.
So back to the OP, u can do anything u want to do with ur 1 year old being there. This u can continue doing even at 2 years but pls not beyond that age. I would also suggest doing it under the blanket. Ur little one doesn't need to see ur and ur partner in full glory during the act. It's not a pleasant sight for a child. Also being stark naked Infront of ur children is not advisable. Ofcos u can be in ur briefs with them around atleast till they reach older ages.

415volt:
Check this thread for the picture of Oshiomhole wearing cap during his visit to Oba of Binin with President Buhari.He took a close picture with him with his cap on.
Oshiomhole is an old fool that shouldn't be taken serious.
The election is actually between Oshiomhole and Obaseki.


https://www.nairaland.com/6036993/picture-oshiomole-wearing-cap-obas

The internet is a bitch. She never forgets. Good one there

JOACHINpedro:
I don't even understand where you are coming from

Ofcos u won't. Read in-between the lines, don't be lazy

Truetalk3139:
Guys what do girls really want, a girl came to my place last week and as we were about to begin the sexxxing she said i should stop which i did yet she goes around telling her friends she came to see me and i couldn't do anything.

Was i supposed to still go ahead when she said stop?

Lol, comments above me a so funny.
Don't reason the matter anymore. In this time and age, stop means stop. Unless u want to be accused of rape. Next time she will remember to add pls "go on abeg" to signify the stop ma mistake

BluntBoy:
Funke!!

Funke! Come and see ur towns people

McBrooklyn:
Guy first of all, how old are you??

And to spare yourself the fücking back and forth, why don't you just block and ghost her once and for all?? You dey allow that kind girl live rent-free for your mind for 3 good years.. Smh püssy ass nigga like you, better man the fück up and do what you should have done all these while!

The insult was unnecessary. The guy is a good guy, good as they come. Such guys are rare these days. It's advice he needs not ur dirty mouthed insult, though I do agree with some things u said.
If he can't take the stress then blocking her is best. If he can take the stress then best not block her. I believe in bound of flesh, karma and so on. So for her to have stringed him along till now that's a no no.
So my advice would be for him to master his emotions and stay strong. If she calls be nice not to much laughing, don't be too friendly cos she needs to understand she has messed up. Keep his distance, avoid her like a plague and keep doing his other runz going. He gets his chance once the main guy disappoints her, then je takes his bound of flesh. Ofcos if he wants (remember he is a good guy), i used this strategy manytimes those days and I usually took my bound of flesh.

DominusPrime:
It shows men are doing something right. Supply is now in excess and only a weakling spends much time chasing something that's everywhere.



You want to know how you can earn from forex and learn at the same time? You don't want to be part of the 90% who lose out in the complex world of forex? Why not let the professionals trade for you.
Thanks to them I didn't know what being broke felt like during the lockdown and up till now. Hit me up via WhatsApp if you are interested.

I doubt it has anything to do with supply or demand, it's a perspective kind of situation. I know of a guy that has been after this lady for over 4 years and counting. The said lady is still stringing him along. I'm my days I never went beyond 1 week and by the second week I was doing a 180 degrees about turn in the opposite direction. I realized the ladies were more interested when they comeback on their own. Then I didn't repeat on those runz of before but they usually were the ones to woo me without any help from me cos I never gave them any hint I was interested anymore, even if I wasn't. I think it has to do with the situation, the person and the environment.

JOACHINpedro:
I pity the husband-to-be of his ex. Imagine, before his wedding day!!!
I pray he doesn't die of Ada's olosholism

Nothing like that. That scenery plays itself out everyday but no one talks about it. Is it becos this one is on NL that u now insult the lady? Abeg eyes right and correct ur mentality. I know of a lady whose husband went to the ex-boyfriend who she dated for years with wine and gifts a year after their wedding. The husband was so impressed that he didn't have to retrain anything cos the ex-boyfriend moulded the lady into an asset. It was just circumstances that made her ex-boyfriend not to marry her himself.
Pls everything is not black and white.

flyingpig:
This man is unifying SE people under one emblem before he strikes the head; Presidency.

I read he was visited by Senate President Ahmed Lawan and Secretary to FG Boss Mustapha soon as he left prison.

If you want APC presidential ticket and OUK is alive, hmmm.

U think so? Think again, He has an Agenda. He always does. Anyone supporting Kalu needs his head re-examined

thorpido:
We're not ready for a better Nigeria.
Person chop him state money wey fit help many citizens.He suppose dey better jail for saner climes.Here for Naija na hero worship dem dey give am.

That thing is what worries me about Nigeria

EastanPower:
My wife is complaining that I demand too much sex. Personally I can have sex every day as I value it even more than food . She is saying that I want to kill her. What work do women do during sex? Is it not just to lie down at the very least while I sort out the rest?

What can I do as I am determined not to cheat on my wife but I am being denied. I am confused.

Lol, ur problem begins and ends with u.
1) Reinvent ur self, ur home and ur act. Sex is not start, begin and Pam Pam then end and sleep off. From my little experience, sex for some women begins way before pre-intimacy. U need to set the mode way before when u guys reach the bedroom for the action. Ur words matter, ur actions. Do u spoil her silly? Make her happy, wet and ready for u. Keep her guessing, longing for more before the penetration. U have to know ur woman so u know how to tune her and make her purr.
Then u also need to be considerate when u see she can't go 4 rounds at one sitting then don't go 4. She is ur wifey and not running away.

*Some men will not like this 2nd portion of my epistle but it has to be said cos they will be the first ones to come her to complain. Then they start talking about cheating or looking at other people's wives.*

2) Also u need to reinvent her, her mindset her moods and her opinion about sex. U Work on her and make her less frigid, help her broaden her scope and ideas on sex.

I believe if u do all these things, lots would improve. Bare in mind u said she is ur wife not the your girlfriend hence the advice from me. If u had said she was ur girlfriend, I would have just walked past.

azadus18:
General babangida perform sum sh*t with Niger state

Now that's a very possible supposition but then would we ever know for sure?

DaddyRochie1642:
Lemme see any idiot that'll tell me that Lagos is bigger than Imo Stae again...nonsense

But u miss the point. Ask urself how come the landmass of Lagos state has more than twice the population of Niger and the population or Kano the largest city in the north just has about 2/3 that of Lagos? These are questions or o ask without bias.

These people are just using this as drama to distract. The clause there never said what they are suggesting. It only means that the country looses ownership of the project being paid for.

Superwave:
You hate the truth but it shall torment u till your doom.

I actually love to hear the truth not lies disguised as truths. If anyone is being tormented it's u. It shouts in ur words. Sorry, it will be better. Wish u well.