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tosyne2much:
I was only kidding bro

JamieNaija:
Wizkid Babymama, Shola Ogudugu is not having it with the hate comments directed to Wizkid by his counterparts, Davido and Tekno.

She posted tweets showing her surprise at the hate, and advised them to chill.

Shola has a 6 year old son for Wizkid.

See tweets

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/07/wizkid-babymama-sola-ogudugu-shades.html?m=1

How did this get to front page? Is this news? What are the mods doing?

jhudit:
It's alright. I asked because I am used to hearing that from them...
Mixed parenthood? Cool! You can run to your mum's side in the event of Biafra.

Lol, really wonderful people, the yorubas. I never had problems being accepted there. The igbos on the other hand are more difficult to please and tend to have issues trusting but are very warm after they get.to know u. Yes, I claim ethnicity, have investments too in both regions and also speak both languages but in my heart, I am igbo. Though not among those that support the call for for Biafra cos I dont see the present group as being serious

sukkot:
brah, some things are best left unsaid. what exactly was he supposed to say ? hey boss it was not me that farted, come and smell my yansh to confirm ?

Something like that always gives an element of surprise and from experience have tended to be an ice breaker. But not the part about smelling his yash

jhudit:
Pls...it's former, not formal.
No offence, are you from the SW?

Thanx, none taken. I rarely edit my text after I type em and only get to see the mistakes after I post. Besides my text corrector is a racist, writes rubbish for me. Lol
No and yes, only partly cos am from mixed parenthood. Dad igbo, mom yoruba

majekdom2:
impression about what really. Fart is natural. He and the boss has not been in good terms but that's not to say he will keep using Fart against him if he is good at his job. There is a difference between competence and impression.

True about competence and impression but pray u don't find urself in that position where ur boss dislikes u. He/she will use anything no matter how small to discredit u no matter how competent u are. My case had nothing to do with fart, the guy just didn't like me and funny enough we were never really in bad terms as far as I could remember. I noticed he did small things to get my attention, like calling for meetings and I get to hear later among other things. We were short staffed at that point I was forced out but he still insisted I find my way, I could have fought it in court and I knew that I would have won cos he had no reason. Besides I was next in line to be promoted after some professional exams, his candidate was years my junior but he kept trying to bring the guy forward and I spoke up. That was the last straw for us both. Anyways after I left, I heard more than 70% left also cos the work became too much.

majekdom2:
Na just Fart now... It is not part of misconduct or misdoing in his contract!

Impression is always a minus. I have had a situation where a former boss had a wrong impression about me and used it to force me out of the job. Impression is always a problem

Gourdoinc:
true that. I have been avoiding everybody since I arrived work this morning. maybe I will take a stroll to that office building and man up. by the way I was innocent. on your statement about my boss. I don't like that fellow and I think it's mutual with him to me. I felt speaking up could make things worse between us, thus I allowed him harrass me and disgrace me while speaking loudly to everyone's hearing. my God will fight for me because I was innocent of that flatulence.

Now a lost course, anything u do in that direction will worsen the situation. For now ur best line of approach will be to sit it out and weather the storm, bare in mind it could be a very bumpy ride. Have had many of such situations so have come to be proficient in noticing them, riding them out and going for the kill when the time comes.
Due to this I have been able to go into places, do any underground runz that they won't allow most black guys and still keep my pride. Anyways that story is for another time.
Back to ur issue, u just have to weather the storm that is coming and ride it out. When ur opportunity presents itself to redeem urself in the future, don't hesitate to use it.

ExpensiveG:
Na every time person go WIN wen him wan toast girl, if you LOSE dey girl wetin go happen to you.

Make I leave dos people with MATURED minds make dem answer Op question...

The boy needs encouraging not more parables. @Op, just say the words. Then take tea and go to sleep. If she go gree, u dont need to kill cow for her to agree. If she no go gree, even if na space shuttle u buy, u are still on ur own.

TechEnthusiast:
This has really been on my mind for a while now.How does a male confess that he has a crush on a female without losing it all.Need your advices fellas.

How old are u

Jennygiveme:
And why should i ask a guy out? It Seems strange to me.

Smh

tosyne2much:
No lady has even asked me out, because you can't be broke and ugly at the same time then you expect ladies to ask you out. Things don't happen that way

Anyway, okada man abeg park me here make while the lies roll in

I beg to differ bros. The first time I was asked out I was all of those. It depends on situation, place and person

Gourdoinc:
three strangers against just me? the only male there? I doubt anything I would say would pacify the situation. nevertheless I preferred not to open my mouth with such a stench hanging around. didn't want to inhale more bro

U miss the point which is when wisemen keep quiet in bad situation things will spoil. Pray ur boss is not the victimizing type and there are many of em in Nigeria especially when they feel they are better than u. That situation u summarized is everywhere. Imagine one where u are the only black guy in a completely white dominated environment then u will understand what I see everyday. U should have spoken up and so shown u may be calm and nice but no one can encroach on ur person.

dee02:
Of course... there are ways to ease Osibanjo out paving the way for the Senate leader to take over. Don't even question that my friend.

What you should be questioning is will Nigerians sit and watch that happen!

That's the point.

Gourdoinc:
I had a meeting early this morning at head office building, it's a ten storey building and thus required either lift or stairs. I am claustrophobic and since the yeye lift system was an air-conditioned box sealed on all sides, I usually made it a habit of never entering it. yet this morning because I had an argument with boo and as always we settled with some bouts of rough sex, by the time I finished displaying my skills I realised I was running late. I drove like a mad person to my department, picked up my meeting file and dashed at full speed towards the office building.

I am an ass man and even though I may not do anything about it when I see it, I always look even boo let's me look without taking offence so far I try to be abit discreet. I saw three pretty looking ladies come down from a corrolla and I stylishly slowed pace so they could walk In front of me while I enjoyed the view. I sheepishly followed them while mistakenly ignoring greetings of fellow colleagues because I was concentrating on "where I was looking and going". I noticed they entered the lift system and instead of me to respect myself, I followed them and thue we were four inside. I told myself I will try and control my claustrophobic nature. the door shut and as we were about to start ascending. I SMELT IT.

someone devilish amongst us farted. oh my jisos, in my entire life I have never percieved such an awful odour, Mix this awful pollute with the heavy perfume these women wore, plus the enclosed box we were travelling with, plus the fact that it was air conditioned and thus concentrated air. I almost choked to death, I turned back to see these girls maintain a very very straight face as they all gazed at me, like I was the culprit. I know for a fact that it was only one possessed girl that released that Sarin gas, thus two must be innocent. and knowing how girls behave the innocent ones won't think it's their female colleague. they will assume I was the culprit (it pained me)

my eyes were watering from lack of good air when suddenly , the door flung open and standing outside it on the fifth floor was my boss with three white men contractors (what sort of useless lift designs opens mid way to its destination). those hopeless girls jumped out leaving me with the smell inside while my boss and the white men joined me. I could see the strands of the hairs of those men stand up from what they smelt. my boss (who I feel doesn't like me sef) gazed at me with disgust and said I lack proper manners. I better visit the clinic to get my stomach flushed.

when we got to the last floor, as we were stepping out, he beckoned loudly on the security man stationed there to ensure nobody enters that elevator for the next 30mins lest they face litigation for assault on people's senses. he said this while sneering at me with those white men laughing subtly. this is me who I swear to God. I am innocent, don't I know again what my yansh released and is responsible for?

I hadn't even eaten that morning. I was so tired from my sexual bout that I had no energy to defend myself verbally. I walked into the conference room and met everyone laughing.

those bank ladies where there telling everyone of the dirty man they met in the elevator. apparently they used the stairs and made it up there while I was being scolded by my boss. they came to make a presentation to us before we commence the meeting for the day. I looked at them and I felt I could pick out the culprit. because two looked at me with disgust while one turned away smiling go herself. She was the one with the so called ASS. thank you for this embarrassment.

Nigerians bosses can be devils but u shouldn't have taken the shit and u should have spoken up especially when the girls became unruly.

krendo:
Femi Falana does not understand the constitution

Obviously, how can saraki become acting president when Osibanjo is already there? They can't impeach him without good good reason even if Buhari is decommissioned. The senate is playing with fire.

engrMikemd:
how I wish this can be replicated in Nigeria

Really what those law makers need to get sense. The problem is if such happens in Nigeria lots of innocent people will loose their lives

Naijahelm:
Former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar and Senator Ben Murray-Bruce were among the dignitaries at the conservative party summer party in London on Wednesday, July 5th.

Atiku Abubakar met with UK Prime Minister, Theresa May at the end of the party.

See more photos below.

http://www.naijahelm.com.ng/2017/07/atiku-abubakar-attends-conservative.html?m=1

Those people will not be in power for long

sweetprick:
theres this girl i met on social media (name withheld for anonymity) we have become acquaintances, done video chats, sent pics and sometimes get naughty online. she decided to come visit for the first time, a suggestion i initially rebuffed but later gave in. we finally fixed a date for her visit. she did came over and i went to pick her up, she actually looked nice as she did online. i sensed some kind of excitement on her face when we met. immediately i took her to my apartment she freshened up and made advances at me i knew what she wanted but played dumb till she was vocal about it. as a sharp guy no dulling i gave it to her the way she wanted and thats how we started f*cking for about two weeks she stayed at my place, i actually love her and shes quite decent but my fear is why would she allow me f*ck her on the first meeting? and am begining to doubt her decency.

Oh God, forgive these children. So what? Idiiots everywhere

akintade59:
Prof Daramola of english dept, university of lagos flogged student who came late to his class on their palm, this so shameful for a respected school like this.

Glorified secondary school

Hotshawarma:
some tasting can lead to grave...

Do u fear to die?

wite111:
I am listening to father Mbaka's E no dey programme(held every Wednesday). He raised a serious alarm about Buhari. According to him, he secured a UK visa with his money and need Aso Rock people to direct him where Buhari is in London for him to pray for him. According to him,where he saw Buhari is very far.

He said medical care will not heal. He needs only prayer to be heal but Aso Rock people refused to show him where he is. He said the same thing happened during Jonathan's regime where he wanted to give him prophecy but Aso Rock people did not allow him speak to him. He was saying that not tomorrow now people will say Mbaka this Mbaka that. Remember sometimes ago he said he went to pray for Buhari but Aso Rock people did not allow him see him. When he was abt leaving,some people came out from Aso Rock and said Buhari is dead. E no dey programme is a programme where sickness you come with varnishes after adoration/Eucharistic adoration.



UPDATE




Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/07/father-mbaka-blows-hot-on-buhari.html

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modsfucker:
Good

Only the living can fight corruption

modik:
http://scannewsnigeria.com/featured-post/impeach-yaradua-now-buhari-tells-lawmakers/

Nice one. Mods to front page

subtlemee:
When the oyinbo turns to vegetable and she starts packing shit* she should also let us know

Another one bites the dust. It doesn't really happen like that. I know many of that kind of ladies, have met many of them. After having a few children for the man, she will then remember that his JT is small and go looking for her country men, they normally end back up with Nigerians as their side men.

NnamdiChidi:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/07/breaking-osinbajo-risks-impeachment-senate-asks-withdraw-statement-powers-confirmation/

Senate had the audacity to threaten Osibanjo and can tell the masses that Dino's recall is dead on arrival. The time is coming when people will have to answer their fathers names

OneHead:
During plenary on July 4th, Dino Melaye, Senator represnting Kogi West raise the the issue of his recall battle from his constituency accusing the Kogi state governor, Yahaya Bello of sponsoring the wasteful process.

In his response, The DSP, Ike Ekweremmadu said the process is dead on arrival, according to him, It's a long process and that the senate would also verify the legitimacy of the votes before a conclusion is made.


On the other hand see Reactions on twitter.



LINK: http://www.naaija.com/2017/07/dino-recall-dead-arrival-senate/

That's it, I believe Nigerians have it in black and white. Nigeria needs a different system of governance that would ensure accountability

BlackDBagba:
He's her spiritual director. No cause for alarm

Dangerous

exlinkleads:
Igbos Will Suffer If They Eventually Get Biafra – APC’s National Treasurer, Moghalu

National Treasurer of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Chief George Moghalu has told Igbos to forget the agitation for secession of Biafra. Moghalu stated that the Igbos would stand to lose the most if it became a reality

He however called on them to embrace the call for the restructuring of Nigeria. Speaking at an Anambra Consensus Forum in Awka, Moghalu argued that 50% of the property in Abuja and Lagos were owned by the Igbo, wondering where the secessionists would be accommodated in view of the few states that made up Igboland.

He also said the decision of the Niger Delta states to distance themselves from the Biafra project, makes it worse. He also added that he was worried that most of those fighting for Biafra, were also demanding for Igbo presidency in 2023.

“You can’t be talking about Igbo presidency in 2023 and at the same time talking about Biafran secession,” he said

more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/07/igbos-will-suffer-if-they-eventually.html

Na wah ooh, people involved are not crying but u are crying for them. What is this? If people want to leave let em. Why it looks like u are holding them back, it will look like there is a motive behind it.

sirequity:
http://www.socialtimesng.net/2017/07/nigeria-cannot-restructured-ipob/

I have always regarded that Emma Powerful guy as being articulate and clear headed, very much clear headed than Nnamdi Kanu who just rants haphazard BS most of the time. This is a well written and thought out communique and a good response to the silly Ohaneze and south-east governors. U can't decide for the people, they have to do that for themselves.
Still am not yet convinced that ipob has it in themselves to make the right moves for the people, but I hope am proven wrong. Time will tell.

wilcox:
You could imagine the kind of statement coming from an old adult.

Those are the fools that the youth help to rig elections and sell their souls to. Nigeria is really a failed state.

Gurumaharaji:
Quite unfortunate....Can I know d reason why this man is celebrated??

Celebrated? I think people have a weird meaning for that word