₦airaland Forum

Clement1111:
This is where I knew you were already sleepy

First off what is Neo doing here and second of all,Mr kuku won't smell top 2 regardless of the noise here

Aside Laycon,no hm with Nairaland large supporters has ever won the show and by the finals week we shall see

No vex say I sleepy
I listed so as to please his fans. Neo is the weakest of that line up. Add Angel and Alex, CeeC and Pere to that second class.

WhiteMoney had a lot of supporters due to his calm Igbotic mien which he still does. I have given him nearly 500 votes this week although I also had to give Venita some votes so that it wouldn't be written or said that ISLANDERS didn't support Venita when she was nominated.

Olodo24:
I'm the only one who doesn't find Kim so attractive. She's overrated. BBN has finer girls. Venita even beats her despite the age gap

I think Venita is considered really beautiful by many, including me ironically, because she is bi-racial, which isn't something common around here.

The other bi-racial group of Nigerians in large quantity are the Fulani Shuwa Arabs - and those ones hardly hug the media for attention.

This love Angel and Soma are playing - all these kisses and breast in face - I don't understand. Angel is STREET - possibly incapable of loving anyone in a committed long-term relationship for the next decade or more. She's the glam - and that is completely at variance with what it requires to be a wife under authority of a man on long-term basis, just yet.

Adekunle looks to me like the the ALL SRAR winner here. To be boyfriend of a character like Venita is itself an award. Even General Pere - with Maria - and Simp Ozo with Nengi couldn't achieve such with beautiful female HMs like Venita. Add the extra that Venita is passive aggressive - and sometimes overt - while calmly carrying on nicely with the show.

Adekunle would certainly give Ilebaye, WM, Neo and Mercy a real run for their money in the finals. It would run close - but I think Mr Olopade is the next winner...

Neo is talking too much with Pere in this garden. He is disappointed that he isn't the face of the show.

Only God knows how Ozo communicated that with him without getting near him to talk to him.

The gist is that these HMs think they are more relevant in the real world than species in a circus...

When I heard those words last night as the Judge read them, which came shortly after the female Judge read her addition, I had goosebumps.

The Judges took this case really P with the Ellu Pee!

HIV doesn't work that way.

If she sleeps with ALL the men in Ikorodu ONLY ONCE, only a negligible percentage would contract the disease.

Na she go tire.

Why does she think the whole country doesn't have HIV yet? Does she think she is the first person to contract HIV who promises to 'share' it around without any major effect? The joke is on her.

However, as in the screenshots below, the chances of contracting HIV is higher among people who are poor - in the mind and body
That is to say, people of lower socio-economic status, and these are usually people without a sustainable source of income who rely on Hookup and all the other names by which overt and covert PROSTITUTION is described in today's urban.

It also means that men with poor hygienic or immune conditions e.g uncircumcised, diabetic, those who take herbal concoctions which depress their natural immune status etc.

Long and short, people in Nigeria and similar poor countries which are overpopulated for available resources and people have poor nutrition status and health facilities generally have a higher predisposition to acquiring HIV than the developed world where the data in the screenshots are from.

The wholesome advice is to our ladies: stop seeing the middle of your legs as a CAREER. The more people you open your legs to, the greater your risk of contracting an infection.

Men and women are of equal genders 'weights' and should receive the same energy that they individually give the universe. Stop seeing yourself as a farm implement that the other gender (the man) should use for a fee that you charge upfront and still show you love or respect. Nobody shows farm tools any such respect.

Don't see your back and your legs as a resource to climb up the social ladder. Men rarely reach their acclaimed heights by sleeping around. Even if sleeping around gets you to the top, it wouldn't keep you there.

Yesterday's most beautiful women, where are they today? Where is Liz Benson today? She's still alive and happy. In the early days of Nollywood, Liz Benson and Andy (Saint Obi) were the dreams of everyone. Where is Agbani Darego? Agbani was officially the most beautiful girl in the WHOLE WORLD at a point in time. There was Oluchi, who was the face of Africa in 1998. How about Orisabunmi and Clarion Chukwura? How about late Funmi Martins - Mide's mother?

Your face, p*ssy and
back would NEVER take you where your Brains and mental capacity would take you. No woman is ugly. None. What makes and KEEPS you beautiful and respected is WHAT YOU CAN OFFER the society SUSTAINABLY.
You can earn your own money and live within it. No man would disrespect you if and when you do that.

Nhazeru:
Omo!!

The things I read on this thread tho, why would any woman accept to cohabit with a man before marriage? Even if you no like yourself at least pity your pusssy that will be constantly vandalized every night, when he never pay shi shi for your head

On a different note, what is the fixation on 'pay on head' about?

So what does the 'payment on head do'? What do the people who collect the 'head payment' use the money for? What exactly does 'head payment' insure?

And the men who don't receive 'head payment' in getting marriage to their equal-gender women, are they less humans?

Are the men's c*cks not equally 'vandalised' every night in similar fashion?

Or what is this about?

garfield1:
True that's why it's good to cohabit and date a lover for at least a year before marriage

While that may be true, it then raises the question of 'how many lovers would you cohabit with before marriage if you keep breaking relationships because of what you find'?

Why? Familiarity, which living together brings, always - or almost always - breeds contempt on the long run. Bill Gates wife left him. Benny Hinn's wife, Oyakhilome's. Dangote doesn't have a recognised wife. We can go on and on.

So how many houses would you be packing in and out of, while growing older - and the society would keep counting for you, because you want perfection in a relationship and marriage?

No relationship is without its tension. Generally, the more sought-after and highly-placed a woman is, the more likely she is to be dominant, passive-aggressive or less malleable to domestic male leadership, especially in Sub Saharan Africa

The important question is 'why is the President making these kind of mistakes, requiring that he changes his appointments within days'?

It happened with the ministerial appointments also.

This is becoming rather worrisome. Is something "cabal-like" happening?

You've all got to calm down.
This is FICTION.


Nigeria Series written and edited by Peju Akande and based on true stories

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/07/chai-my-husband-has-been-doing-me-yahooyahoo

Although the story might have a kernel of truth, it is still fiction.

In real life, there are often two - sometimes three - sides of the story. Party A's side, Party B's side and The Truth.

The biggest problem here is that you deleted the video you have of her episode.

It leaves everything else to conjectures and guesses, until we have something real to deal with - or of course, if she presents to a Mental Health specialist who can make a diagnosis with or without the video.

However, the video would help, even in the hospital.

otipoju:
That nonsense Fani Kayode was the aviation minister then under Obasanjo.

All that was needed was a weather monitoring equipment that would guide planes in the air from the ground.

The mofo stole 400 million naira and started blaming witches and wizards for plane crashes.

Once the the equipment was bought and installed, plane crashes ceased.

Hello.

I like your username. It is something we used for really special people back in the day. I guess the new name for such people is IDAN.

However, this IDAN may not be very correct. There were no air crashes in the period FFK was Aviation Minister. There were none.

There were five crashes in one year before he became Minister, and the Dana Crash of 2012 was the first one that happened 5 years AFTER he left office.

Femi Fani-Kayode FFK may be brash, but there is no point calling him a bad name in order to hang him. His temperament may be a little uncommon, but if he wouldn't be rightly credited for working hard to stop the spate of air crashes before he was named Minister, he shouldn't be misrepresented because he was spiritual in office as much as he may have been meticulous at his desk.

I do not know FFK at all and I have never met him. However, I checked the relevant sources to fact-check your claim and here is what I found to assert what I have written:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/06/why-air-crash-reports-are-never-released-by-fani-kayode-ex-aviation-minister/amp/

If the crashes stopped because better meteorological equipment were procured, then FFK possibly ensured that. And by the way, witches and wizards work using a combination of human errors and lapses anyway. No witch has ever stopped the sun from rising or setting.

We only have to get the angle that the then-Minister may have been looking at it. If people didn't install the right equipment despite being in office to ensure same, then that could well be witchcraft at work, to ensure planes continually crash!

Finally, as of today, there are few - if any - SAINTS in governance. Benue State has their SECOND democratic REVEREND CATHOLIC PRIEST as Governor. Such are is possibly the closest to Sainthood, but then, what are our experiences from the first - or Rev. Fr Jean Bertrand Aristide who became President of Hiati?

There is no way to 'survive' in Governance today IF you are squeaky clean. If you doubt, ask Prof Adenike Grange as Minister for Health under Yar'Adua.

Mama, as she was fondly called while in the cabinet of former President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua as minister of health, was someone whose roles could not be ignored. A professor of Medicine, she became the first female to be appointed in that capacity in the ministry. As a minister, she was particularly noted to have drawn serious attention to the importance of the health-related Millennium Development Goals (MDG) by calling on the National Assembly to pass the then National Health Bill.

Speaking during one of her outings at a forum on International Health and Development, she said, “There are enough in terms of knowledge initiatives, strategies, tools, drugs and treatment protocols to cure diseases and prolong life, but the reality is that the system designed to bring about these outcomes are inadequate at best or even non-existent. This is a global problem,” she noted.

With a sound background in the discipline and as someone who knew her onions, she was on the way to writing her name in the Guinness Book of Record when however in March 2008, barely less than a year she was appointed, then President Yar’Adua ordered her interrogation and subsequent arrest over the ministry’s unspent fund totalling N300 million in the 2007 budget.

In her defence before the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), she said she was misadvised by the directors in the ministry whom she said told her that such funds were usually shared as bonuses for certain categories of staff and other stakeholders.

In the event thereafter, she was removed from the cabinet. Commenting on her short stay in the ministry, the Nigeria Medical Association, (NMA) said of her, “Her commitment to duty in the area of care for Nigerian children endeared her to millions of people.”


If you don't believe me yet, ask Yewande Sadiku, formerly of the Nigerian Investment Promotion Commission. She was targeted and hounded for being a proper person.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/01/10/yewande-sadiku-i-was-hounded-by-anti-reform-elements-for-paying-n5-8bn-to-govt

After leaving office, the woman has been moving from one appointment to the other in the private sector as a highly sought skilled technocrat - a person rejected and rubbished in Nigerian Public service by the hawks holding our country down.

I can go on and on about similar victimisation e.g the NAFDAC Female Chief Executive who cried out over the bribes she was asked to pay Legislators who can for oversight visit.

However, I believe I have made my point very clear. FFK may be a 'mofo' (whatever that means), but almost nobody can survive and make significant mark in Nigerian Governance as of today by being squeaky clean. They would embarrass such person out of office.

Kind regards.

Wahala.

Didn't these ones learn from ECOWAS and saw all the tension over Niger?

Does it mean that we cannot govern ourselves without show of force?

One of the challenges with military incursion into civil governance is that long-term planning social and development capacity doesn't exist with the military. Coups can also happen in such quick succession that discipline is lost, not only in the military but amongst the citizenry.

It ala creates problems for neighbouring countries as civilian-led countries would be unable to go into good bilateral relations with those led by military forces.

Wahala.

worksmart:
It was a project initiated by the incompetent GEJ administration , which was meant to be complete well before the 2014 Commonwealth Games to help us successfully bid for the games.

Unfortunately like 99% of infrastructure projects at the time the project ground to a halt and was abandoned and PMB administration restarted and completed in 2018.

So it has shut down due to low patronage , does not mean it cannot be revived in the future , especially if it is linked to existing busy rail lines .

I am sure that even US where Bloomberg is based have their own share of obsolete completed "white elephant projects" but they love to find negativity in Nigeria and Africa in general.

This here is also quite true to a large extent.

emekajacobogbon:
Good project but bad management caused by Nigerians.
Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria

You can say that again. Nigerians are the problems. We call it "government" or "our leaders" when we want to deceive ourselves.

Seunomobo:
Going as planned

Please vote for Adekunle AND Ike oooo

Let Pere, Seyi and Angel, in that descending order, go home.

Dem go dey alright.

"We" gather spoil Nigeria. We, our friends, brothers, sisters, mothers and fathers; and we want to run abroad for free money and a better life in an organised society abi?

Karma is a bitch.

We must fix our homeland together. Where dem dey see the £10,000 to buy slot, aside aeroplane transport fares for family see? Inside this Buhari/Tinubu economy?

Yoruba people call this 'otafa soke yido bori'.

By our own selves, and with our own collective efforts, we must return Nigeria and Black Africa to the path of growth and development.

No angels or prayers nor fasting, neither would 'japa-ing', do it for us. There are no shortcuts. No foreigner would fix Nigeria for us as much as Nigerians SHOULD.

We must calibrate and reset our domestic priorities on the basis of the most important needs of our population. We must ditch that senseless partying and the senseless importation of finished goods that essentially waste our scarce forex resources.

We must ditch avoidable luxury and reassess ourselves as a poor and extremely populated people. We must put our best feet forward and reward our most resourceful human resources in decision-taking.

We must do away with nepotism, corruption and mismanagement of human and material resources. All these would reduce the unemployment and delinquency in the society. It would make people less interested in going into modern slavery abroad.

We must think long-term, and must embrace delayed gratification in a modem systems-thinking approach that would guarantee long-term economic success and usher Nigeria into prosperity and glory.

nairalanda1:
1. BAD Records. Very bad records

2.Bank Accounts? A large percentage of Nigerians DO not have bank accounts. That's why some of us were (very tentatively) backing Emefiele's reforms....the idea was to force most Nigerians on the banking system

3.Bank accounts In some states, there are NO BANKS in many Local Government Areas (LGAs). One state in Nigeria has no banks in half of its LGAs and the other half has only at one bank per LGA.

When I served in the National Youth Service Scheme (NYSC),I had to go to the LGA Headquarters for banking services . When it was banking services involving my main bank, I had to go to another state entirely. Ouch.

Online banking? There was no internet in my place of primary assignment (PPA). For internet services...I had to leave the LGA entirely.

And that was a State in the South of Nigeria. It is a lot worse in Northern Nigeria. Where I live now, there are at least 10-15 banks within walking distance. ).

Thanks for sharing this. I merely clarified some of what you identified for the benefit of non-Nigerians who may come across this thread.

You just put out some of the most salient facts in this regard. Many Nigerians, especially in the urban cities of Southern Nigeria do not understand that there are a lot more complexities about Nigeria than what their local environment or the internet seems to portray.

There are more Nigerians outside the internet and outside the Banking system than most people appear to identify on social media.

jackcanfield:
I honestly don't know the way out, you remove subsidy smuggling will start, you leave subsidy the western nations would use your economy as tooth pick to remove meat ... The only problem I see here is lack of planning and strategy ...and sadly Nigerian are natural crooks... No matter how hard you try to straighten things, they will always break the checks and systems.

This may just be the wisest man/woman who has written on this thread as it is.

It isn't enough to blame the President. Yes, he bears all the weight and the buck stops at his table. However, can we have a systemic view of the challenge?

I keep hearing hours popular ministration song on my ears:

Oope ni moo mu wa fun o Baba (2x)
Oope ni mo mu wa fun o o (2x)
[I bring you thanks]
Metalokan tewo gbope mi(2x)
[Holy Trinity, accept my thanks]
Ope ni mo mu wa fun o(2x)
[I bring you thanks]

I can visualise his smiles and demonstration as he sang...

Heaven received great people this week, apparently.
May his soul rest in peace.

We give thanks always.

thedio:
U went with a letter from ur senator.....same prob....how about those who av no access to senator.
U intended to use power and someone else overpowered u.

thedio:
U went with a letter from ur senator.....same prob....how about those who av no access to senator.
U intended to use power and someone else overpowered u.

The mistake you all make, is not to use the democratic system well. Every Nigerian has a Senator that can be approached. Every Nigerian has a Federal Character Commissioner that can also be approached.

They are in office to represent you interest. They are appointees from your communities and if you are persistent enough, and with a genuine case, you would get a letter from them. That's part of what your representative either in the Senate or House of Reps is in office for.

People have to understand the democratic process.

Now, is it possible that the same Senator had written hundreds of similar letters without significantly positive feedback? Possibly.

Democracy only improves with such tests and exposition of the processes, as this.

A lot of Nigerians would be saddened by this.

Many years ago, I personally went to the Federal Character Commission to try to get a job into the Federal Civil Service.

Nothing came out of it.

It is sad to know that I wasn't considered at all because of this kind of racketeering. I came from abroad to apply that year. I even had a letter from my Senator at the time and had audience with the Federal Commissioner representing my State.

robosky02:
After all super eagles were 5th Best ranking team after BEFORE USA 94

We were fifth in the second edition of the FIFA Rankings in April 1994. We were placed fifth arbitrarily because we were the African Champions, so it was assumed that we were the best from the fifth continent.

Germany and Denmark, or was or Sweden, were the strange teams ranked around and above us at that time.

As soon as the USA 94 World Cup ended, our true best ever rankings was 9th in 2006 or thereabouts under Christian Chukwu, if I'm not mistaken.

Benwems:
Go and seat down. A lot of medical doctors are doing care job here in UK. Even the ones that have passed their licensing exams and have their license. It’s not always greener at the other side.

You don't mean it!

I know many doctors do not get jobs within the first 4 months of passing PLAB 2, but I had no idea that doctors do care jobs (as opposed to 'shadowing' at hospitals in UK) while expecting COS/Tier 2 visas.

I'll presume this affects medical doctors who emigrate as students or as spouses of students. I don't know.

I probably never heard his name. What occasioned his brief service as Acting Governor?

bestman09:
Nobody stays at home because of Nnamdi Kanu, rather we stay at home because of the unknown gunmen. The government could not secure the state and the citizens. It is not by issuing orders, they should rather implement the orders by making sure that everywhere is secured

This is what the government should address. 👍🏻

Our gentleman President is keeping his word:

Day 1, hit the ground running.
Day 2, continue running.
Day 3, don't stop running.

We may have with us our most prepared and most civilian democratic President. This is certainly a lot of "hands-on" governance.

He certainly isn't as "sick" as incapable of ruling Nigeria, at least as of this moment. It appears he may not have wanted to walk the distance to the NSO office but also didn't wish to invite the NSO to his own office.

He is taking charge and coming to terms with the vastness of his Villa.

I think it is sexist and inappropriate to consider any public official - regardless of gender - SOLELY on the basis of gender, as against character and experience cum accomplishment review.

I think the President-elect may be rewarding Senator Akpabio for his commitment to his Presidential bid.

Remember that Akpabio was the first of all the APC Presidential Candidates to step down for Tinubu on the night of the APC Primaries.

After he did, previous speakers like Dimeji Bankole and others, who hadn't previously stepped down during their address to the electorate, returned to the rostrum to announce that they were similarly stepping down.

I remember the panache with which he announced that he and his '1200 delegate votes for his uncommon transformation' or something in that line, would be 'collapsing their structures for Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu' to raptorous applause from the delegates.

He deserves this one. We all hope their reign brings uncommon transformation to Nigeria.

Akwa Ibom Ayaya!


This piece is dedicated to my best buddie, Gabbie Akanieyene and my god-daughter, his daughter, Uya Imai, of Ibiono in Akwa Ibom State.

This is a poorly conceived University management decision - and my reason for stating this isn't because I do not acknowledge the driving and traffic problems that had led to this, but because it is a primitive approach by the University.

It only tells how lowly the standards of education and consequently the governance/administration of same, has descended in Nigeria. Short-sighted, quick-fix, hurried management decisions like this should not emanate from what should be the Ivory Towers of Nigeria. LAUTECH is ordinarily a third or fourth-generation Nigerian university and a first-generation Nigerian State University, if I am not mistaken.

What happens when you ban all students from driving cars is that you would have to check if every car driven in the school is by a visitor or staff.

In that case, do you deprive working-class postgraduate students from using their cars - as the release did not distinguish between classes of students.

Would you deprive children of university staff e.g professors, who are students of the university, from driving their parents cars e.g to pick their siblings from primary or secondary school on campus premises?

Would you deprive university staff who are junior lecturers and also postgraduate STUDENTS from driving their cars on campus - where they are students and lecturers at the same time?

How would you ask everyone driving into the school gate for studentship? How do you differentiate students from other schools, or other young people coming for inquiries and driving their cars from LAUTECH students if the former do not bear such educational means of identification card?

The university management and council should ordinarily be infallible, so to speak. LAUTECH may have dropped the ball with this sweeping ban. It leaves a metallic taste.

What is the implication of this, please?

Would it mean that APC Kogi would have to repeat their primaries OR does it mean that APC Kogi can no longer nominate candidates for the Governorship election if the time for that with INEC has elapsed.

Wordsfrombimpe:
This your assumption of a cheating partner dey make me laugh

You failed in the assumption

If you can’t tear your woman clothes you are not ready for sex

If you can’t scatter the house or the place when fucking

You are not having correct sex

Nothing wrong in tearing your woman clothes and buying her a new one

Some women want that in their sex life

This is why communication is key

If you no wan tear am allow the ones that will do it in their marriage

Let them do it biko

Or you no sabi bdsm oga

Our people say Ìgbẹ̀yìn ló ma yé olókú àdá

You sure know what that means. BDSM is certainly foreign to our African Culture - and such extreme kinks are indubitably unviable in healthy relationships.

Can you, for example, imagine your parents involved in such? Almost no real African child can imagine it.

You wanted answers for your survey. You shouldn't interrupt your respondents. You aren't a married man. You should learn.