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Likoya:
Omo, Nairalanders make Una pray for me oohhh, Client wey I don dey chat with for almost five months now, she don promise to invest 50k dollars worth of BTC with me tomorrow.. God!!!!!!!!

Desist from yahoo yahoo all ye blood suckers

9jaRealist:
You obviously don’t understand real racism…

Anyway, totally agree with you that there’s money to be made here in Nigeria…
Nigeria’s myriad challenges are the flip side of OPPORTUNITIES (by proffering solutions)!
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There is no country in the world where you won't find racism, as far as you not a native to that particular tribe you reside.

Two Oponu 🤣🤣🤣

MrLankeeee:
But if them give u visa make u come USA u nor go think am twice.

Looool, you are funny bro!

I went to Texas for a wedding in 2017, i didn't stay up to 2wks.

If at all i will leave for another country, it is either Australia or Japan.

But for now, am going now where.

There is money is Nigeria, if you know what you are doing.

They've come to deceive our president to devalue the Naira....

United States Of America is the most useless and selfish country in the world, they are only interested in what will favour them.

BreconHills:
Why should anything happen to her? She is pushing her claim everywhere, should Jamb keep quiet? Jamb has conducted its own investigation, DSS is next. The matter will probably go to court.

Jamb has a duty to defend their process, their result and their logo and to do so aggressively in the same public domain in which the girl is asserting her truth.

Do you know that foreign higher education institutions are watching this very closely? If for some reason they begin to doubt jambs process say bye bye to overseas education using Nigerian qualifications.

I neither blame the girl, nor jamb... I feel a proper investigation has to be carried out.

This useless girl that smokes weed like it is going out of fashion.

dubra:
This is to show you the level of hatred and jealousy against the igbo people in this country, anambra has always remains on top in academic in this country and this time around they wanted to rig it like they did against Peter obi, what a shame

Guy calm down, this has nothing to do with tribe, am also from Anambra.

Abike na yesterday she started, with the likes of Cyril Stober.

Times are hard in Nigeria....

As it is now, the federal government wants to squeeze water out of dry towel.

chatinent:
Hi everyone,,, so this is my experience joining the Nigerian Army, batch 13NA regular intake.

Growing up in those days, I think I had a thing for the military...plus that's what my dad loved doing. Having stayed in the barracks half my life, I grew accustomed to the way and manner the system works.

So it was 2013, and I picked the form...although, with a modicum of apathy.

One thing about this phase is that even as you haven't joined, you'd start feeling like a soldier already! You go dey assume! You'd even begin to purchase okrika khaki pants and singlets...you know, after all, that's where you are going. We were already clearing people's doubts, and chawoosing those LASTMA boys you know.😌

Okay okay, time don reach. We proceeded to partake in the aptitude test, which served as the initial stage of screening within the confines of the barracks, followed by the subsequent pre-medical evaluations. Indeed, I successfully achieved a favorable outcome due to my exceptional intellectual acumen, and I possessed a considerable stature and exhibited remarkable dexterity. Don't believe me, it was through connections!😊😜

So time don dey reach to enter Depot N.A..that's the place where soldiers are made in Kaduna. That is the very crucible in which men are forged. A few acquaintances who were aware of my shortlisting had already commenced offering me counsel and expressing their condolences through the medium of proverbs. Lol. And there was Nduka. Nduka who indelibly etched an event within the recesses of my memory, destined to endure for the entirety of my mortal existence.

Nduka consistently showed an aura of maturity, rendering him a sagacious individual in my perception. On the eve of my imminent departure, he imparted a cunning stratagem to endure the arduous conditions when I get to Depot. He expressed the notion that throughout the duration of our training, it is imperative that I refrain from exhibiting any signs of intellectual lethargy or weakness. That if I wanted to get a quick ticket to the next phase and be seen as one who is fit. He said, assuming I was doing a frog jump or sth else, I should summon courage and refuse to continue. And the event that the soldier attempts to compel my compliance through the exertion of physical coercion, that I should attack and adopt a defensive stance and engage in a counteroffensive maneuver to the soldier. His words were laced with salt.

I was like "attack? Bro, that one na die na." He was like "funny you, do you think it's everyone who does the whole training? How do you think some soldiers are promoted fast before the others? It's how rugged you are and how you show it that will make them choose you fast from the weaklings. One oga will just call them to bring you out and bro, you are now very qualified because of the courage. E dey happen steady ". Hmm, I pondered over it. Well, it sounded a bit realistic.


Depot N.A.

The bus has just arrived the gate of the great Depot. Let's overlook what transpired during the trip and focus on this arrival. Next shout we heard was 'FALL IN.'

We were forced to carry our luggage while doing frog jumps to enter the gate. That was the slowest moment on my life. And if you tried to cheat the drill, you'll start again after being beaten mercilessly.

There was this Miss Pepeye trailing behind me who was lugging around a lot of heavy luggage. She was so upset by the soldiers that she abandoned her belongings and fled to the opposite side of the road, where she knelt down and begged while crying. The expression on my grave face was supposed to be one of laughter, but I had just beaten myself. At the very least, watching the drama was entertaining.


The 'faithful' day..

Long story short, we were "on planting." In military, to go on planting is one of the most difficult drills. You will literary be upside down and it will take no minutes before blood starts rushing to your head. In order words, you are upside down but standing on your head.

Omo, I don dey feel tears pouring from my side eyes but I wasn't crying. This drill is coming after we were already punished because sb murmured while the MWOII (Master Warrant Officer) was talking. My body was literally burning and we still had to go on planting. Since I was fair in complexion, it was another bad omen. Fair people in Depot are usually used as "white fowls" or scapegoats as you call it. Those soldiers enjoy seeing red veins or blood on your skin.

So, I was still on planting and in that position upside down, I saw a soldier still beating some others on planting either because they were shaking miserably or for sth else. I was deliberately if this military was even worth it. Abi no bi to just run? I looked at the fence and it looked jump-able. After all, they don't pay well. I was just looking for the perfect excuse for the nearest exit and to solidify my reasons to hang my boots.

It was that moment I remembered Martins who was in a local vigilante in my street who told me to roll in mud water for no just reason because he felt I was haughty. I swore to damage him when I came out. As I was thinking all this, I also remembered how Nduka advised me to not pay evil with evil when I finally pass out from the training. In mid-thoughts, I remembered Nduka’s advice—the game changer!

Don't forget I was still planting my head on the ground. My neck was about to break cos we have been on this for about 15mins. As I tried to adjust a bit to accommodate the pain with another side of my head, this soldier kicked me on my shoulders...a missed hit that should have been my neck. Omo, the whole advice from Nduka flashed me and in light speed, I came down from the drill and pushed the soldier so hard that he fell. And I charged towards him. To be honest, I didn't even know why I charged cos I didn't even charge to hit him or punch. I realised I just charged to make him remain on the floor.

To cut the story short, ha, Nduka no tell me everything wey fit happen to me o. The oga there told them to single me out...which Nduka actually said...but it was the opposite. The beating I received that day and the days that followed, only God knew how I survived it. Till date, I have some of the scars on my body.


It was not easy at all.


Have you ever experienced sth similar? Kindly share.

Only those that doesn't value their lives will intentionally join the Nigeria Army...

Jamb wants to choke this girl, why not sue her, and let the court decide.

Ice cube cheated aging.

bluebay:
Gettout. You lie too much . Car matters . Do you think you can go for a business meeting seeking for a contract and you appear with a keke or Uber ? My brother , in Olathe oil and Gas industry, you asset physically is a guarantee to deal with you .

Poor man thinking..... Look i don't want to insult you.

In Japan a lot of people have millions of dollars in bank account, yet they use bicycle or train to work.

Only the traffic congestion in Lagos will discourage you from driving, then what is the essence of buying a car, when you are not driving it?

limsycutey:
That one na sufferhead. It is good to save but try dey enjoy life too. Life no get duplicate. If anything happens to him, the way hin family members go chop that money Ehn, e go dey roll for grave. In summary, try dey enjoy this life o.

His reference was traffic, which i see reason to that.

The matter should be taken to court, period.

Lukgaf:
So are we now justifying forgery and criminality? I don't understand. I think we should all rise up to condemn the act (not rewarding) irrespective of the region she comes from

So who are you to blame, if you were a judge of the magistrate?

This is what i call open doors...

As him no want ear word

TempUser:
You're quite SIMPle
You've spent that much and haven't bought yourself a car,wow!

Oh my gosh, awwn awwn.

Tell her say na broke you broke ,you no poor materially but you must be poor upstairs to stay with such a woman.

You're that SIMPle

Awwn awwn

You think everyone prioritizes car in their life.

Broooo, i have seen 3 guys that i know, that made their first 500k-N1m rushed to buy a car, and i have a friend that is into scrap business, he has a dormant N500m in his GTB, yet he has no car.

So broooo, no be by car.

YinkaOlusesi16:
The fight between you and your wife is not my concern, nah una marry una sef. But you said you are making roughly 500k to 800k, plz sir how are you doing it in this country🇳🇬?

Guy you are funny....

People dey make from 8am-1pm, meaning within 5hrs they have made N1m, and before the day runs out, they've made N3m everyday.

You dey here dey wonder for 800k a month... SMH.

funkmrflexx:
My wife and I recently had a fight, she snooped through my phone and saw chat I had with some girls though i don't have anything with them (I've promised myself not to do it again though)

During the quarrel she started insulting me, calling me a fool and a useless man, said that's why God has refused to bless me ( I took these insults because I was at fault)

I make roughly between 500 to 800k monthly( sometimes more)
I'm current opening a business for her in which I've spent more than 2 million.
We recently went on a vacation where I spent more than 900k
I don't have a car yet but I plan to get one before the end of the year
As a couple I think we are actually doing very well more than a lot of people, for the to say that God has blessed me makes me feel like she's not satisfied with my efforts and I feel she is measuring my success with other metrics other than what I'm striving for.
As I man I do my best to make sure my family is doing well. But I hate it when I feel I'm not appreciated.
She also said she gets tempted when guys try to talk to her outside.

Na the hand wey you give her from relationship, she take follow you enter house.

No matter what, she has no right to insult.

Your wife no rate you at all.

absingle:
online inlaw mumu wetin concern u

Just like the way you take be the same mumu to meddle in my affairs....

Mudafucker.

Softboy001:
I think I am not attracted to my girlfriend anymore, I really don't know what happened. Normally I have a very high lipido. High sex drive, before I meet my current girlfriend. I stay a long time without a girl. I normally do soapy. I actually prefer that than spending my money on any hook up babe. (I don't do olosho)

It's been a month now I started dating this girl. At first wen we had sex, it wasn't that cool, I wasn't feeling it at all, I was already used to my soapy. She didn't make me cum or feel anything no matter how hard or fast I Bleep. D sex was just there... it felt like Nothing, but later on sha it got better.

But currently am not having any interest in d sex anymore cause am not just feeling it. Last night was worse, she was practically begging me for it. And I couldn't believe that there will be a day, that I would reject sex, it was weird for me, I don't know what's causing it but am not interested in sex when it comes to her, I just don't know. D feeling is not there, and it's not like I have any other person.

And it's not like am not Hot, or I have any sexual problem but am not just interested in her sexually. I don't know what might be d cause, I have been giving excuses for like 2 weeks now to buy time, I can telling she is getting angry and frustrated with what's happening. Her words was " if I do this to you you, will you be happy" last night she begging me for it, I had to lie that am not well, and I have serious work at the office tomorrow early morning

I don't want to lose her cause currently she keeps me company but this is something I don't want to turn into something else.

I think another thing that might be causing it is d difference in our stature, lately I have been admiring slimmer girls, and I get Hot just looking at them. a better way I can make you guys get a picture of is

Am like wizkid stature, and she is like omotola in Nollywood. Or tems With big ass.

It's fustrating what's happening. Cos I love this girl and she love so much. But physically we not compatible

You have to stop with the masturbation, because it diminishes your libido, and gives you an illusion not to love any girl, no matter how beautiful she might look.

Masturbation is the number killer of joy, love and likeness of the human feeling towards the opposite sex.

Sxyhalima:
im in my late 20s my boyfriend is in his early 30s

he is a great guy, he earns a good amount, he has a good job, he is ambitious, he spoils me (buys me lavish gifts), he loves and supports his family, he cares for me when i am sick, he is intentional about me, he speaks multiple languages, he is educated, and more.. he is my perfect guy and he is so handsome too, i feel like i've hit the jackpot. he isn't perfect, but neither am i, but he has great potential.

i have 3 issues

1) his family

his mother, these are the issues that have happened

A. when he took me on our first trip abroad i sensed that his mother wasnt really in suport of it, which i understand. some mothers may not think it is wise to spend lavishly on a girl you have just started dating. Also, he started to use my picture as his display picture on imessage because he liked how I look, I also used his too. but then this happened.. his mother and his aunty held a family meeting with him and asked him why I am allowing him to control me and commented about the holiday and the display picture.
B. I kind of got the vibe that his mom wasn’t happy about the fact that he spent new years eve with me at a party as opposed to at home praying as usual with her
C. Valentine’s came and when the gift he delivered for me arrived, his mother (as a joke) asked “where are her gifts” and asked him why he doesn’t buy her gifts. And then she started enquiring on our valentines plans
D. She wanted her son (my boyfriend) to go to her with to a church to pray that the relationship is God’s will (she is very spiritual and goes to church every day) and when her son told me I thought it was weird. I have no issues with her going alone, or even him going alone, or us two going together, but the fact that she and him wanted to go I felt it was weird. So then I invited myself to come to the church with them and then as the day that I was able to come was a week day she said she had to go to work on that day. So that my boyfriend offered to pay her what she would earn in a day so she could come. She agreed. But then she said she would meet us at the church and make her own way home, instead of us going as a three. And then when I just felt that was weird too, I expressed my concerns to my man and said that I wouldn’t go to the church and then he said he wouldn’t go to the church with his mother and that was a huge issue, she sent him paragraphs upon paragraphs of messages and was very unhappy about it. They didn’t speak for months, because of the church issue and other arguments they have had
E. I noticed that they don’t talk to each other via message anymore, and im wondering whether it is because of the profile picture and he said they just prefer to talk via the phone
F. Since then everything has been fine, but that is because he has stopped talking to his mother about our relationship and has kind of distanced himself from her. Also other things surrounding his family have come to light, I have found out that his mother doesn’t talk to any of her siblings she has 3 of them (for over 20 years) and has fallen out with most of her friends. She also had a bad marriage herself that ended in divorce. My boyfriend doesn’t talk to his older brother and hated his dad because of how he treated his mother. To the extent that, my boyfriend is biracial (half white) but refuses to acknowledge that he is white because of how much he hates his dad. His younger sister also has bipolar disorder and I am wondering if these things are genetic. I don’t know how comfortable I feel marrying into this family, what if his mother and I have a misunderstanding – will she stop talking to me for years? Will his little sister have an episode that puts a strain on our marriage?
G. The family also really, really depend on him. And I am concerned, if we do progress in our relationship and move to the next stage – how will they cope when he is gone, because I don’t want to share my husband. I wouldn’t want to be in a situation where he is being a husband in 2 households. There is nothing wrong with having a son who is a main figure in the house, but he really does play the son/husband role in their household.

2) appearance
Like I said earlier, he is a handsome
He is handsome but he isn’t exactly my type in terms of appearance and how I’d like our future kids to look

3) job
It was always my dream to marry a doctor, or someone really rich. Im not a gold digger, but like I said earlier, he is a provider. But he still lives at home. Im interested to know how much of a provider he could be for me and our future family when he is living alone 100% paying his own bills and mortgage, because his disposable income will go down. I feel like I’d feel more confident marrying someone who was living independently and able to fend for themselves 100%

thats another thing, his mother diddnt even want him to move out because he supports the family she wanted him to stay at home and help pay off her mortgage



i get the vibe that she feels im taking her man away

I deduced 5 things from your write up

1...... Your boyfriend is a yahoo boy, who spends frivolously, and his future with you will end within a twinkling, or blink of an eye.

2...... You should have opted to furthering your education, to help assimilate your use of english language, and the way you write.

3..... Enhance your world with better things, rather than living the life of a grand theft auto.

4..... You are an example of a beauty without brain.

5.... I rest my case.

Bathing together will not stop Davido from cheating with his wife, with ugly girls

Time has shown that, upon Davido's wealth and influence, he is shy and timid to approach a gorgeous looking girls.

Of all the girls he had slept with, only Chioma is wife has a little bit of beauty in her.

Lurdd:
There's this girl I met..
I sheepishly fell for her after few romantic calls from her
She's fair and pretty.
Then I decided to take her out today,she took a cab which I paid 2k. so we went to an eatery.. then I bought rice and chicken and some stuffs we ate..the bill was 13500, after we were done around 2:35 we left there, she said she wanted to go swimming I then took her to a fancy hotel with an Uber 3k.. on getting there she saw a guy she knew, they exchanged pleasantries which I didn't care about.. turns out that the guy came to swim as well...the swimming was 4k each for both of us.. that's 8k plus the swimming trunks I bought for her that is 3500k...so we freshened up and jump into the pool, i noticed she avoided me inside the pool, always wanting to play alone, and avoided me touching her then I left her on her own..and was swimming alone and having fun, I came back again for her to notice me, she still snubbed me...I left her alone and sat down near the pool when it was raining and there was this cold that pulled me down as I was shivering... meanwhile she was still inside the pool having fun all by herself... until this guy we met when we came.. went inside the pool..I then saw them interacting and I was annoyed..not until I saw him backing her and carrying her around inside the pool while they have fun... Not once not twice, she later came later came to me and ask if I was feeling cold I said yes she said sorry and went back inside the pool...to cut the story short, while I was sitting all by myself interacting with some guys, that guy she was playing with came and told me that my girl said that I was just a friend that he wanted to confirm himself, so he will know he's not offending anyone.. I felt like an idiot, as I went to the dressing room and put on my clothes and left scene looking foolish as she called me back..
On my way back home I bought magic moment vodka.. and drank myself to stupur
Am still high while typing these... What is the problem..I put on an expensive VL shirt with a jogger I bought 21k a slippers of 7k, I sprayed a very nice perfume. I have a very nice facial look...what was the problem if I may ask, I avoided girls like plague all my life and gave this one chance and she made me a fool, am only 23. I think I've learnt my lesson.. my deepest regrets was the whole money I spent, it should remained in my account.. girls fear my return.

Don't worry yourself, it is normal for a 23yrs old to go through this process, cos virtually all guys went pass this stage.

From 28yrs, you would have become more experience over issues like this.

My point of observation; You are too kind .

Rooneyx:
Look at her before and after pics, this small girl don dey collect dickssss.

Guy how old are you?

All i can say is, where the hell is Davido getting all these ugly mudafuckers.

Even my company's driver has a better taste in women than Davido.

Davido na confirm idiot, i have lost my respect for him.

Sweetrosie:
Op tell us wetin happen nau

I know suprom oo, also heard its owned by a woman

Hope say no be money for hand, back for ground you go do there?

Do not listen to Dangote ooO, how can i be making money, and i will not spend it on me!!!

Because if you die, na the one wey you chop na him you chop ooO, because after your death, na people wey no know how the money come go devour your wealth.

Johnjustice:
These people are confused, JAMB has confirmed, you say you are still investigating... confused innoson group.

Reason before you talk...