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Politics › Re: How Does One Survive With This New Utility Increment? by Dshocker(m): 11:30am On Jul 01, 2023
louso:
I tried recharging my prepaid Meter all through yesterday June 30th, all failed; maybe the traffic of panic buying of the old rate being the last day was responsible for the glitch. Woke up very early this morning to recharge and boom it went just at the 1st trial, chai!!!

I recharged 20k and I got 267 units in return. I was shocked. Usually 1500 is for the 7.5%(VAT). I quickly did the maths 18500 divided by 267.(something). So my tariff now is around 69 Naira per KWH. Mehn, cold gripped me, before now when u buy 20k, u are good for a month due to epileptic power supply. Ironically we have been having 24hours power supply, only God knows if this will last up to 3 weeks sef.

Everything is increasing except for salaries that are on stunted growth. From Fuel, that has impacted directing on food cost and transportation. While this Electric tariff increment will have a larger impact on almost everything. But we all know that the Masses will bear the brunt if it all.

Which way o? How do a common Man survive with all these skyrocketing Bills?
With N3m you will say bye bye to solar...
Romance › Re: Which Of These Defaults Can You Manage For The Sake Of Love(pictures) by Dshocker(m): 7:44am On Jul 01, 2023
kyber:
Omo I don’t have to think twice it’s sex addiction for me. That’s the only thing I can manage.

The rest is a no no

What about you ?
Sex addiction is the worst broooo.

You will be at work, one youth corper or job boy in the street will be firing her.

I think snoring is the best to go for.
Romance › Re: I Look So Older Than My Age! Will I Ever Get A Man To Marry Me? by Dshocker(m): 7:32am On Jul 01, 2023
Candidlady:
marriage no be by Force


Ijust went through most of your threads you sound like someone who is desperately trying to get a man. undecided

To think that you are in your twenties is something Iam finding funny


Please ghost anything with withered stick between their legs..

You don't need em to survive Dem no be Oxygen... Maybe you should start thinking of how to take care of yourself than trying to get butt and boobs just to impress one fruitless entity that is going cheat on a queen with a maid •••not saying maids ain't humans. But Ibelieve you get my drift•••





@bolded

You don't know anything.. avoid substance that your dull slow light brain can't carry

Just stick to your fraudulent Life






Better don't listen to that weed choking ruminant animal


Warm Water Can Soothe Sore Muscles

Steeping in a Hot Bath May Boost Your Brainpower

A Good Soak Could Help Your Heart

Hot Baths Could Help Fight Depression

Taking a Hot Bath Before Bed Can Help You Sleep Better


And many more
Taaa, go and sit down.

No be by force, but you are looking forward and praying for it.
Romance › Re: Peruzzi Slept With Chioma - Anita Brown by Dshocker(m): 5:13am On Jul 01, 2023
If i were Davido, i will be dating girls way more beautiful than Nengi.

Beautiful girls that have class, not all these low class and ugly mudafuckers.
Properties › Re: Tenant Moved His Bike Up A Six Storey Building (pictures) by Dshocker(m): 3:14am On Jul 01, 2023
fuckingAyaya:
that werey building after law school bustop
Werey but still expensive...
Politics › Re: President Bola Ahmed Tinubu Bonding With His Grandchildren From Seyi Tinubu by Dshocker(m): 1:59am On Jul 01, 2023
StagethemTVee:
What a fulfilled old man
You can't commit all sorts of atrocities and claim to be fulfilled.... It is not possible.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Evanny Patrick, Ice Prince Alleged Fiancee by Dshocker(m): 1:46am On Jul 01, 2023
Only God knows how this over bleached girl will be smelling without deodorant.

Ice Prince dey try, i can't date this unknown actress that has yet to feature in any commercial, but claiming to be one.

Fake life.
Politics › Re: PSC To IGP Egbetokun: Consider more State Commissioners From SE, NE Zones by Dshocker(m): 1:34am On Jul 01, 2023
yarimo:
PSC should know majority of commissioners of police from south east are not competent to be posted as commissioners of a state
If they were not competent, who trained them?
Travel › Re: Outrage As Police Vehicle Runs Over Handcuffed Man In Edo (Pic) by Dshocker(m): 1:29am On Jul 01, 2023
Hillstep:
Please if anybody can help me with a little money to cook something to eat I will be very happy. Pls to feed is a verg big problem for my family please no matter how little, it will go a long way. Have not eaten any thing since yesterday morning pls. My father is retired and my mom is late. I'm a single mom with my own son to feed, the small money that I make have used it to cater for my dad illness and pay our houserent but his health is getting worse. We can't even eat or buy water to drink anymore. Pls if you are reading this message kindly come to our aid pls, no matter how small it will help a long way pls. Almighty God meet you at the point of your needs as you have shown us mercy, amen.

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Faithh
First Bank
Guy this format don cast naaaa, na mumu go give you 1 naira.
Celebrities › Re: Pendo Stacy Takes Davido’s Boxers To An Interview: Calls It Her Souvenir by Dshocker(m): 3:41am On Jun 30, 2023
mytime24:
Davido no get taste
I swear.... Ugly girls he has been laying with.
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Gotten To This Point? by Dshocker(m): 11:42pm On Jun 29, 2023
Reality3080:
another pained igbo
Did you support the rigging?
Politics › Re: NNPCL GMD And Acting CBN Governor Visit President Bola Tinubu In Ikoyi by Dshocker(m): 1:18pm On Jun 29, 2023
The first meeting on how to embezzle.

This is how they start the planning.
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Gotten To This Point? by Dshocker(m): 1:16pm On Jun 29, 2023
Puss360:
Lol.... It happens... Not because there's no money to buy a new one, just that many things on someone's mind might make you forget to get a new one...
And you must brush... So one has to resort to doing this method or go out without brushing 🙈🙈🙈...
No wonder your mouth smells all the time.
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Gotten To This Point? by Dshocker(m): 1:12pm On Jun 29, 2023
All those that supported the rigging of the 2023 general election will definitely get to this point in Jesus name Amen....
Politics › Re: Soldiers Spotted On Building Guarding President Tinubu At Eid Ground (video) by Dshocker(m): 10:59am On Jun 29, 2023
All these are formalities... Our soldiers lacks proper tactical training, gone are the days when they were trained and given discipline.

All they do now, is to train them under stress, which you can comfortably call punishment.

They have no respect for civilians.
Politics › Re: Marketers Project ₦‎700/Litre Petrol by Dshocker(m): 9:23am On Jun 29, 2023
Am loving this...

My prayer is that a litre should sell for N1,000
Business › Re: Please Help, He Has Refused To Refund My Money by Dshocker(m): 9:05am On Jun 29, 2023
Oparasunny125:
you don't need to go to the bank and print your account statement, just with your mobile app and email
Most bank apps won't show you beyond 1week transaction.
Romance › Re: I'm About To Devour This Right Now! (pics Ins.) by Dshocker(m): 9:42pm On Jun 28, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
I'm about to devour this right now. I hope there are no side effects of taking this too much. Anyway, I don't take it too much. But I always get it whenever I go to get fruits. I get it either one or two.



Attached below is the picture;
Does the wrapper belong to your grandmother?
Romance › Re: Incredible This Man Has Not Quarrelled With Is Wife For Over 30yrs (photo) by Dshocker(m): 8:32pm On Jun 28, 2023
E get why!
Romance › Re: Men Have Been Wired To Worship Women’s Buttocks(pictures) by Dshocker(m): 8:31pm On Jun 28, 2023
kyber:
You can’t tell me nothing, this pic speaks different volume in many words.

This is what you get for being simps

Spits
Yes ooO.... Davido of 30BG is a living witness.
Travel › Re: The World's Largest Cruise Ship Almost Ready To Set Sail | See People Reactions. by Dshocker(m): 8:25pm On Jun 28, 2023
They have started again...
Celebrities › Re: Ivanna Bay: French Lady Claims She Is Pregnant For Davido by Dshocker(m): 8:24pm On Jun 28, 2023
Teeroyzimma:
what about POS girls, do they have level?
If Davido can release his sperm into a tomato and pepper seller, why can't he also release into a Pos operator.
Celebrities › Re: Anita Brown Posts The Receipt Of Cash She Received From Davido by Dshocker(m): 8:23pm On Jun 28, 2023
Chioma eyes don see shege
Romance › Re: Why Don't Caribbean Men Circumcise by Dshocker(m): 8:20pm On Jun 28, 2023
Samantha124:
😒😒😒
Wetin i do?

Celebrities › Re: Ivanna Bay: French Lady Claims She Is Pregnant For Davido by Dshocker(m): 8:18pm On Jun 28, 2023
Omooooo, it pains me that Davido doesn't have taste in women.

He fires at all cylinder, even if you are a tomatoe seller 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
Celebrities › Re: Ivanna Bay: French Lady Claims She Is Pregnant For Davido by Dshocker(m): 8:13pm On Jun 28, 2023
Chioma go carry her Ghana must go bag run 😂
Romance › Re: Why Don't Caribbean Men Circumcise by Dshocker(m): 8:10pm On Jun 28, 2023
Samantha124:
You like playing with me.. grin grin grin.. So I'll appreciate if another serious male nairalander can answer my questions.
😂😂😂.... But am being serious.
Food › Re: See How We Barbecue Rams In Birnin Kebbi Today Sallah Day by Dshocker(m): 7:01pm On Jun 28, 2023
ManirBK:
On Sallah Day today in Birnin kebbi
Why are you extremist, when it comes to religion?
Romance › Re: Why Don't Caribbean Men Circumcise by Dshocker(m): 6:59pm On Jun 28, 2023
Samantha124:
But your sister just said you guys get circumcised.. undecided undecided undecided
People from the south are....
Romance › Re: How Abroad-based Nigerian Man Got Back At His Ex-girlfriend Who Dumped Him by Dshocker(m): 6:09pm On Jun 28, 2023
tonye33:
How abroad-based Nigerian man got back at his ex-girlfriend who dumped him after he saw her through school

My customer, just dey gist me wetin happen to her younger
sister last month...I was speechless throughout the
conversation. She said her younger sister have been the
lucky one among all her siblings including her.
She was dating one fine Yoruba guy that works offshore.
through unive
"This guy sponsored her through university and fashion
school with the hope of marrying her". All our family
member liked him because of his beautiful heart and the
help he rendered. The guy proposed to her in 2021.... And
she rejected the proposal with no good reason!
Does he b£at you? No
Does he ab¥se you verbally? No
Him mula no big or e no dey stand well? No.

I don't just love him again! I'm not sure that I'm ready to
settle down with him. Na so the guy vex relocate to abroad
just to get over her because he really likes her. Last year,
she started calling him again and begging him to assist her
and her new boyfriend with their relocation process to
abroad. Its the audacity for me!
This guy jejely accepted to assist them, not knowing he had
plan B. He demanded a good amount of money for their
travelling process. Nah so this ex ni¥¥a collect their money
chop ooo and later sent them a long message that he has
gotten a little token from the money he spent while training
her in university and fashion school. He now block all their
lines including social media.
Did you know that her new bf sold two plots of land and his
car for their relocation process? Is this what we call
Karma? or the ex should have let it slide? Anyways, don't
hurt people, because no be everybody dey sabi forgive and
forget. No collect person hard earn money chop when you
know say, you no go marry am!
Do me, i do you situation, God no go vex.
Romance › Re: Why Don't Caribbean Men Circumcise by Dshocker(m): 6:05pm On Jun 28, 2023
Samantha124:
Are Nigerian men circumcised though? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Most people from Northern Nigeria aren't circumcised, and their cassava is the biggest.

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