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orohbiro:
1) don't like to brush or bath until evening or when they're going out
2) scratch their butt & perceive it
3) some repeat underwears without washing
5) take their bath once in 2 days
6) eat directly from the pot
7) throw their clothings anywhere
snore heavily while asleep
cool use the toilet & don't flush
9) urinate on toilet seat covers
10) fart during knacks
11) like chewing ice
12) don't like shaving
13) scratch their balls and sniff it
14) pick their nose and lick it
15) use one toothbrush for months
16) don't like cleaning their environment
17) talk in their sleep
18) hate sleeping in dark room

I can bet my balls, that these characteristics were traits you observed from your boyfriend 🤦🤦🤦

Sister change your man, asap.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dem no dey telli person.

Dem go ear 👂 word!

saphiere:
Hmmm

Please I need a job

Here is one above 🤣

Only God will that can save this country, other than that, Nigeria will not develop beyond this stage come 100yrs time.

We are Jokers in this country.

Estello:
Nigerian President, Bola Ahmed Tinubu has join recently launched social media, Threads.

The thread which is owned by Mark Zuckerberg's instagram was launched earlier today and the president has joined with his personal handle.
He also posted his first message below



https://www.threads.net/t/CuXDTRhNeJg/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

His official handle is https://www.threads.net/@officialasiwajubat

If Tinubu knows the name of the social media, make i bend.

Someone that already said he doesn't use social media.

Over the years, jamb has caught over 5,000 students.

As a blogger, i can categorically tell you that premium times singled out a particular tribe, because it would give them enough traffic.

Once you involve Igbos, particularly Anambra in any negative report, it would attract a lot of traffic.

So does it means other tribes has never been caught?

According to Buhari over N50b has been distributed, before they put a hold on population census last few months.

Now another government that just got into power, left important issues and the hardship of the economy Nigerians are facing, to plan their first set of embezzlement.

Make God help us for this country.

Jamb matter never die?

Our institute are weak and thrive on corruption.

Political bigwigs, particularly from the north don't go to prison.

Just look at the evidence against Abdullahi Umar Ganduje, were there was video evidence of him collection dollar bribe.

airprince:
Evening everyone, I’m a young guy of about 22 and i graduated in 2021 from Delsu, after which I traveled to Cape Town last year and got a 3 years residency permit but I’m currently in Nigeria because the rent was too high and I wasn’t doing anything other than staying at home daily and money wasn’t coming in anymore like it used to so I went back to Nigeria.

Now I’m trying to figure out if it’s best I travel to Canada to further my studies basically work and study or stay back home here in Nigeria and start an extensive agricultural project; livestock’s & poultry(I’ve lands for that already)

Guys pls help me out I’m just so confused I just sit at home everyday doing nothing while I’m waiting for this Nysc letter it’s so boring.

Canada will do you more good...

Due the suffering in Nigeria, if you start the poultry farming, in less than 4yrs you will resemble the fowls you are rearing.

The day people wey dey thief fowl go come, dem fit do mistake thief you join, even when you dey shout i be human being, the sound wey dem go dey hear na fowl sound, because condition don turn you to fowl.

Purvan:
My oneitis/limerant has no social media presence that I can find. No FB, no IG, no Twitter, no Tiktok.
She's early Gen Z. What does this mean? Is she using a pseudonym? Does she have a robust and meaningful social life without social media? Someone help me figure this out.
She is very fair skinned and beautiful.

Imagination is that, which life gave us feel, for the things we don't have, or does not exist.

Wake up from your slumber.

Jennyclay:
Rip to the departed soul.

The court judgement is as simple as ABC. The mad man should be sentenced to death by strangling ASAP!!

I’m so sure the man is not really mad, Nigerian men are just murderers and rapist by default . It’s a follow-come something . It’s their nature .

May God help us!!

Evil, heartless and man men everywhere!!! Shior!!

No country in the world would convict a mad man over a crime, rather he would be taken to mental home.

odenkirk:
the mod that push this crap to front page needs to be sacked asap. @seun

LWKMD.

Dude was even complaining he has spent so much on 70k

If this is true, then the president must be heartless.

Creating a national/federal task force to reap more from the hardship Nigerian are going through is saddening and unwarranted.

He just made a fool out of himself...

We would have believed his story to an extent, if there were empirical facts to his claim.

The UK is even better, places like the United States is more scarier.

vastolord4:
This is becoming rampant.. hope it's for pleasure and not rituals. Either ways, it's mental trauma for me and that kid

You hope it was for pleasure? 🤬🤬🤬

Chioma4eva:
Thanks dear and amen to your prayers but it's critically belated. I created this thread since last year. My next birthday is in 3 months time lol ... About my age, I'm twenty something

Really?

My bad, didn't look at the date then, anyways belated bornday to ya!

I guess 29yrs, since you left me to guess

Chioma4eva:
Join me celebrate nairalanders as I add another year to my life, God has been so faithful. Happy birthday to me!! (Not a fan of birthday photo shoot. This are just random pictures of yours truly)

Chioma happy bornday to you, pleasant places will come your way in good health... How old are you?

Neoteny7:
This is a terrible take.

Jamb is the sole body that can authoritatively say whether or not her result is authentic, and they've done so.

I don't know what else you people are going to investigate. You'll still end up asking jamb for answers.

Why not question why she's the only one parading an invalid result format, one she printed herself from god knows where?

This is all a bunch of nonsense in an easily-distracted country full of suspicion, tribal sentiments, and no end of idiots.

That damn girl is a crook and that's the end of the matter.

I think you will make a terrible judge?

As far as i am concerned; Let Jamb arrest her, then she should take them to the centre were it was printed, let the owner of the cafe tell the world how they and the girl came about that result.... This is what is called fair hearing from both parties.

Due to backlash, even if Jamb saw the error from their own part, they won't come out to say that they were at fault.

optionalY09:
Who is this one again, If you refuse to retract your statement they can force you to beg. You’re not the one to give any conditions. Next time you’ll keep quiet in matter you’re not part of

U just dey talk like who no go school.

He specifically mentioned that center where the girl sat for the jamb exam belongs to him and that the result other participants printed where different from hers... And you are asking who invited him into the matter.

The fear of Bedbugs is the beginning of wisdom.

Tob456:
I have a 7 months old daughter her mother is an orphan, she is the eldest of 7.

We broke up when she was pregnant because we had a disagreement about her siblings living arrangements.

She wanted her 4 sisters to stay with us after the wedding and I only two of them to stay with us. The problem is seeing my daughter growing in a bad environment away from me makes me feel so bad.

Whenever I visit her I feel so bad leaving her behind that I don't sleep well thinking about her all night.

I also doesn't like the idea of having kids with different mothers.

For my daughter's sake I want to get back with her mother for us to raise her together in the same house. But getting back with her means that I should also allow her 4 siblings to stay with us after the wedding.

I am doing this for my daughter's sake but I don't know if I am making a wise decision.

What do you guys think should I get back with her or forget about her and concentrate only on my daughter.

Please help

Stand your ground broooo, accept such nonsense means you will be feeding 6 people including yourself making it 7...

They will drain you financially.

Davizee:
Ok sir
But I am presently jobless

Then get one.

Loool Nigerian will not kill me with laughter.

She wasn't trending enough, she decided to intentionally add drama to work wey nobody send am

Madam get the Bleep up, stop forming lie lie fainting, who be small pikin here?

AndrewTate:
Bro what you on?

He is on Colos my brooooo....

Someone above wants to experiment it on his sister or mother

finallybusy:
ROFL. It was the prolonged eye contact which did the trick not any imagination. Sha, the visual thoughts may get you in the mood to court her. What of the time I mistook one female for an old friend and stared at her innocently for too long? The girl never stopped showing me signs of interest for two straight months.

Also, interested men look at women they like for long periods. You have a lot of competition to deal with in the real world.

You dey mind the guy.

thesilentman:
I've never met a single woman out there who doesnt desire to be bleeped-except the frigid few.It only who she will open her legs to that matters.
Try this on any woman when you meet.When she's about 20ft away from you,look straight into her eyes,imagine your dick already thrusting in and out her cunt as you lock eyes with her for at least 10 seconds.She will recieve the telepathic signal that you like to bleep her.Before you get past her,smile and say hello or good morning.She must welcome whatever you want to say without any drama.
Try it and give me your amazing feedback.

Guy i no wan insult you, but please stop this nonsense abeg.

E be like say ur imagination na on another level, if na play stop am.

Even a primary 3 old child knows that eye contact shows that you are interested in a girl, which one be say imagine say you bla bla bla.

Davizee:
I have finally seen my JAMB result after one month. The last JAMB I wrote was a disappointment, I scored 162. I wasn't able to prepare due to depression and work, actually the admission came but I forfeited it due to lack of funds. Now I tried again this year, I couldn't go to lesson because no money and prepare because of work, I was frustrated and wanted to give up but a nairalander motivated me, I stopped my work just 4 days to the exam and was able to glance through my textbooks.
Now that I have seen my result, I am not happy
I am really tired of doing menial jobs and earning peanuts that cannot change my family problems, I want to go to school and face the outside world and also become useful.
I have been asking myself, what if the admission comes, where am I going to get money to sponsor myself?
Is it us that is facing accommodation problem that will be able to raise money for education?
What if I save up to 100k,where will the rest come from?
These are the questions i have been asking myself
Please I need Yall at this point as the situation is not getting any better
I scored 260 by the way

Young man it is best you focus in your hustling, and leave education for now.

In the future, you can apply as a per time student.

rockyh:
The money is not his own and he doesn't have friends that are sincere to him

Loool...