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Car Talk › Re: Billionaire Dubai Man Demands For A Car More Expensive Than Most Expensive Car by Dshocker(m): 2:10pm On Jul 08, 2023
The guy has several videos of him walking into a car lot and wanting to buy expensive cars.

Just for the gram.
Romance › Re: Men Stressed By Their High Earning Wives by Dshocker(m): 2:07pm On Jul 08, 2023
Most women don't know how to control money, especially when they out earn than their husband.

Romance › Re: Dont Leave Your Matrimonial Home Because You Caught Your Husband Cheating by Dshocker(m): 1:45pm On Jul 08, 2023
Samantha124:
Nowadays there's no such a thing as men only being bread winners.

We're all bread winners, I can buy you bread every morning for breakfast... grin grin grin
Congratulations on 🏆🍞

Pets › Re: Benue Youths Kill Monster Hippopotamus Terrorising Their Waterways by Dshocker(m): 11:40am On Jul 08, 2023
They should have used this same energy they used in killing this animal to have killed those terrorising their lands, particularly this same Agatu.
Pets › Re: Benue Youths Kill Monster Hippopotamus Terrorising Their Waterways by Dshocker(m): 11:39am On Jul 08, 2023
Salary:



**Hippo!!
**Remember the day I fought one!!
**The beast nearly got me killed!!
**Shít wasn't funny in retrospect!!


.........fúck the government!!




Stop lying...

No human being can fight a hippocampus and come out alive.
Business › Re: Register Your Company In Kigali Rwanda & Get A Bank Account In 7-10 by Dshocker(m): 10:22am On Jul 08, 2023
Bigkoko:
Unless the government will issue me a Mining License......................... You just gave a reason why "you" would like to leave Nigeria and do business in Rwanda. Others have reason(s) different from you! Lol




Hotel Rwanda and Blood Diamond comes to my mind when you mention this country.

Why would someone leave Nigeria and opt to do business in Rwanda, when their currency is under valued than the Naira?

Unless the government will issue me a Mining License
You still haven't answered my question.
Business › Re: Register Your Company In Kigali Rwanda & Get A Bank Account In 7-10 by Dshocker(m): 7:16am On Jul 08, 2023
Bigkoko:
Let us register your business in RWANDA and get you a bank account in 7-10 days or less, without travelling or being a Rwandan Citizen!

This year, we have incorporated multiple companies in Rwanda and for myself and clients Including Nigerians, all in a matter of days, without having to travel.

All legit. The business climate here is very very friendly!

Here's what you get:
1. Business incorporation in Rwanda
2. Business bank account and a debit card �
3. Rwandan Phone number and co-working office address �
4. Business info
5. Entry Strategy

...All of these you can manage from anywhere in the world. Competent local staff handle your day to day routine here.

Bigkoko African
Integrated Services LTD
KG 622 Kigali
Rwanda


Send us a message today to get started!
Hotel Rwanda and Blood Diamond comes to my mind when you mention this country.

Why would someone leave Nigeria and opt to do business in Rwanda, when their currency is under valued than the Naira?

Unless the government will issue me a Mining License
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Nigerian Are Highly Deluded by Dshocker(m): 4:44am On Jul 08, 2023
American cows are injected with steroids to make them big.

Their immune system is weaker, compared to that of Africans.

70% of their foods are chemically engineered foods with preservatives.
Romance › Re: If I Don't Make It This Year,i Will Never Make It Again Or Till I Die. by Dshocker(m): 3:15am On Jul 08, 2023
HellVictorinho6:
I do not really find any chance of making it indefinitely if this year also ends worse than the previous 4 me. Already, i find it inevitably boring to celebrate being alive if it is just because others are dead. Well,there is nothing as miserable as being chased by misery all over the place.you were also born in the ghetto,also raised on the street but that is not all. U also have badluck following you up and down, fighting to drain ur blood and eat up your teens,20's,30's and 40's with distress upon distress. Leaving u depressed and ageing damn fast, helpless and abandoned in your 70's if u are mistakenly still alive. Nairaland is only good at trying to make a corpse stand up ,only to attempt suicide in order 2 go down again. If this year means more ordeals unto me,at least, it will be true that i saw certain things,after it,in advance.
In life, you have to seek the help of a seer first.

You might be held by the things your forefathers did, so little sacrifice will liberate you and unlocking your world to success.
Jokes Etc › Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Dshocker(m): 4:40pm On Jul 07, 2023
turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion
Big head, you should be worried about yourself getting a husband.

Just within a twinkle of an eye, you will clock 35, na that time your eyes go clear.
Romance › Re: Career Women And Their Dating Problems by Dshocker(m): 4:07pm On Jul 07, 2023
In as much as most men wants to marry an educated woman, but the problem is that educated and exposed women are rebellious, particularly if she is even independent and earns good pay.

That is why most or majority of men prefers marrying a younger and woman from an average home with little salary, than marrying a lady few years younger than them that earns more.
Romance › Re: Career Women And Their Dating Problems by Dshocker(m): 3:50pm On Jul 07, 2023
Zigzagman:
The part that got to me was the pretty female banker complaining she didn't have time to find love.

In this lagos where love plenty berekete


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT62gdKcI0c
Your statement shows that you don't understand Lagos life.

Being a banker alone won't give you room to socialize, the little time you have is weekend, of which she would do laundry, go to the saloon and do 1 or 2 round.

And even if they get to start dating a guy, seeing him becomes another issue, because she is occupied all through the week and weekend.
Romance › Re: Lady In Dilemma, Whether Her Nigerian Or Canada Boyfriend by Dshocker(m): 3:27pm On Jul 07, 2023
RiquiPuig:
If you are a guy and u struggling financially, please just go and hustle, leave and stop pleasing women, you can get any woman of your choice when you get the money
Another fabricated story, to draw traffic.

As if Canada is where you pick money, or pluck money from trees.
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start Up With N2.2m That Can Guarantee Me 10k To 13k Monthly by Dshocker(m): 3:19pm On Jul 07, 2023
Westerhoffe:
You don't need to stress yourself.
Hire a trusted Freelancer to do it.
They know what to do.

But if you're truly interested, let me know.
Sure, i am interested.
Crime › Re: Kennedy Amarah: Police arrests Lagos businessman who circulates nude photos by Dshocker(m): 3:01pm On Jul 07, 2023
He should be used as a scapegoat....
Business › Re: Was I Scammed By The Bank Or POS Operator? by Dshocker(m): 2:25pm On Jul 07, 2023
[quote author= post=124271970]IS HERE And Following The Thread[/quote]Since today, nobody has died?

Better you find someone around you to kill, so we would get death update from you.
Business › Re: My IQ Level Is Very High, No Wonder People Don't See What I See by Dshocker(m): 1:53pm On Jul 07, 2023
boltwings:
I just checked my IQ level now and discovered that I have a very superior IQ range that's from 130 above...my range is 121 - 137

IQ Range ("deviation IQ"wink IQ Classification

130 and above Very Superior
120–129 Superior
110–119 High Average
90–109. Average

I was not surprised when I got to know my IQ level because even without checking it, I knew that the way I reason is different from the way ordinary people reason. Most of the time, they dont see what I see and I find it hard to make them understand me. My mind is very advanced.

The reason why I had to check my IQ level was because of a post I saw on nairaland where someone requested for something but people were giving a very shallow reply. I wanted to drop an intelligent reply but I said let me wait and still see what the commenters are saying but they were still dropping shallow comments. I was not surprised to see such comments because I have encountered many nairalnders and knew that 70% of them here have low IQ level... probably from 90-109 range
If your IQ was high, you would have made so much money, that the world would you begging you to stop.

Apparently you still dey for where you dey... No let ordinary imagination kill you for nothing 🤣
Romance › Re: Silvio Berlusconi Leaves €100m To Lover, Marta Fascina In His Will by Dshocker(m): 1:05pm On Jul 07, 2023
Candidlady:
We know real men we see em


A true man





A milli is like change to him... Abeg drop this mentality bax... So alhaji wey dey pay for my upkeep on weekly basis doesn't know what to do with money ?


To em that money is change money
You no dey shame, na aboki wey don marry dey milk your destiny finish, and real women are out there making decent money.

Wahala no dey finish.
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start Up With N2.2m That Can Guarantee Me 10k To 13k Monthly by Dshocker(m): 12:57pm On Jul 07, 2023
aycorporat:
Yes I am still into it
I was traveling but now get it by proxy as I have a staff who does that.
Ok, can i source for it from Jos?

I want to link someone into the business.
Christianity Etc › Re: 200-Hour PraiseWorship-A-Thon: Tobi Kufeji Attempts To Break Guinness World Reco by Dshocker(m): 10:40am On Jul 07, 2023
The country called Nigeria has developed to its peak, Nigeria can never grow beyond this stage.

We are just useless as a country.
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start Up With N2.2m That Can Guarantee Me 10k To 13k Monthly by Dshocker(m): 10:24am On Jul 07, 2023
aycorporat:
A real physical business like buying bags of pepper in the North and selling them here down south in Lagos.
For instance, a bag of pepper in Kano might be 15k, with the laada, loading and all that, it might come with a cost of 17k.

a full bus can contain 55bags that is 17,000 X 55 bags = 935,000

Transport to Lagos = 300,000
935,000 + 300,000 = 1,235,000

When it gets to Lagos, a bag goes for as much as 30 - 35k most times
that is 55 X 30,000 = 1,650,000
laada on each bag of pepper is 500 naira which is 55 X 500 = 27,500
Offloading = 5,000
1,650,000 + 27,500 + 5,000 = 1,678,000

profit for just a single trip = 1,678,000 - 1,235,000 =443,000

Pepper is hot cake here. You can message me for further details.
Are you currently into this business?

Do you travel to kano or Kaduna by yourself?
Health › Re: Trouble In Health Sector As Drugs, Cost Of Care Spike By 150% by Dshocker(m): 9:45am On Jul 07, 2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

On your mandate we shall stand.

This drug hike in price will favour i and my family 🕺🕺🕺🕺
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start Up With N2.2m That Can Guarantee Me 10k To 13k Monthly by Dshocker(m): 8:42am On Jul 07, 2023
Westerhoffe:
Youtube Automation…
Up to, if not over ₦1m monthly.
How feasible is it?

I don't mind paying you to put me through.
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start Up With N2.2m That Can Guarantee Me 10k To 13k Monthly by Dshocker(m): 8:21am On Jul 07, 2023
joinnow:
Why not fix it aka fix feposit.Some bank give 11% per annual which is 20k monthly
Commercial bank or online banks like kuda and piggyvest?
Romance › Re: Sex Is Overrated - Writing From Experience. (Pictures) by Dshocker(m):
I think the president should as a matter of urgency, declare a state of emergency over Sex

A FEC meeting should be held, with all the service chiefs including.
Politics › Re: 2023 Census: NPC Seeks Extra N256bn For Training, Others by Dshocker(m): 10:01pm On Jul 06, 2023
😳😳😳 N256B only for training, what set of human being are we in this part of the world?

God should just use thunder to settle Nigeria matter once and for all, i am tired.
Romance › Re: Guys,what Do You Think About This With My Girl? by Dshocker(m): 9:55pm On Jul 06, 2023
brightmorningst:
On her birthday,she posted a screenshot of an alert of 20k she received from someone with a caption " Thank you Bryan" which she later deleted.

So today,I asked her to send me her birthday pictures which she did...so I asked her "how much cash did you even received from friends and we'll wishers" this girl told me 10k. I said it's a lie she almost changed it for me until I told her I saw her status that day which she deleted,then she said she has bleeped up, since that time we've been chatting casually.

This is a girl that calls me almost everyday O.

I don't know what to do, I'm pained she lied to me.


What do you suggest guys, I'm pained.
Bryan does it better than you, both on and off the pitch.... If you know, you know.

No go get hypertension for women matter, be wise!!!

That girl no rate you.
Politics › Re: Heavy Security As Pro-Tinubu Protesters Storm EU Secretariat by Dshocker(m): 8:57pm On Jul 06, 2023
Even a 2yr old kid knows that they were paid for this embarrassing demonstration.

The worst part is that, if they finish their 20k settlement in 1 week, they will still come online and be lamenting how terrible the economy is.

Shege Banza.
Romance › Re: 18 secrets Disgusting Things Men Do by Dshocker(m): 8:10pm On Jul 06, 2023
orohbiro:
you a big fool my Boyfriend n brothers are the neatest thing u can find in this earth my females friends do share it with me that most Nigerian men are dirry, and smelling
Check very well your brothers will be amongst them.

Change your boyfriend!!!
Romance › Re: Lady Who Said She Will Never Date A Broke Guy Used Fo Ritual By Her Boyfriendr by Dshocker(m): 8:03pm On Jul 06, 2023
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Their type say it better to cry in a cofin than in a jalopi.
It is better to cry in a Ferrari, than to cry in a Keke....

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