₦airaland Forum

wolesmile:
Laughing. ...

I can't even be youth leader in church..
First, I am not a youth going by the definition of who a youth should be.
Second, I am not a Christian.
Say something else, bro

You are not a youth, and you sounded like a teenager.

FreeStuffsNG:
The quick to respond "I don't understand Yoruba " crew just got served. Even forms and job interviews in Lagos will be conducted in Yoruba and Egun. Incentives will be given to organisations that adapt to this current reality.

Also, the Yoruba parents and woke will know the meaning of "Yoruba dun"

This is LASG helping them and their parents by teaching them the education most of them missed at home. Odun joor! like Radio Lagos 107.5 FM will scream in its jingle.

If you want to be part of the modern Lagos, learn Yoruba. If you are not ready to learn the language, stay back in your village, it's not by force . After all, you can still make it in your village.

The secret behind our success in Lagos is in our Yoruba culture and language, it encodes the spirit of Omoluabi, if you want to succeed in Lagos, go and learn Yoruba.
There is no Badagry indigene who will not understand Yoruba because they're an eya of Yoruba.

Those who hate the Yoruba and forming "I have been in Yorubaland for donkey years" , but can't speak Yoruba are plainly ignorant people. You can not spend years in a place and don't understand the language of your
host anywhere in the world unless you hate your host. I was thoroughly embarrassed when I watched a Mr Obi who has been in Lagos for decades use Prof Pat Utomi as his interpreter for Yoruba Language ,I knew immediately that he isn't serious about getting people to know him. It was the ignorance of Mr Obi displayed in public view. There is no way I can spend that long in Igboland and not speak Igbo.

This policy will help us know those who have mixed ignorance with hatred for the Yoruba their host.

Learn Yoruba and if you can't, no problem, just know that No Yoruba, no Lagos life for you
niyen. If you spend donkey years in Lagos and have mastered Yoruba, it will help you when you return to the village in your retirement because you will see Yoruba corps, Police etc posted to your village and they will appreciate your village more because of you they found there to speak Yoruba with. The other villagers will be envious of you and wish they have your clout.

We don't hate you, we just want those who love us and respect our culture to flourish in our land while those who hate us can stay back in their villages. The sky is big enough!
God bless Lagos state and Nigeria for ever!
Check my signature for free stuffs!

And you think other tribes cares about the Yoruba language?

wolesmile:
You are Obidiently sighted, bro.
Try keep this relevance till 2039. Cos by 2027, Asiwaju will get his second term till 2031. Then power will go back to the North for another 8 years.

Good luck, Mr Obi.
You're still a baby politician, though.

A baby politicians, but has served as a governor, while you are yet to be elected as youth leader in your church.

Stop deceiving your life.

aycorporat:
aycorporate@gmail.com

I have sent you a mail

Candidlady:
Wasting your resources on a fruitless being who would prolly kiss and tell his friends how gullible you are..


There is a thread on this platform go through it maybe then Allah would open your eyes

For the fact that you've never experienced true love, doesn't mean others don't.

Be calming down.

labake1:
Funny story
She might have told the girl all the sexual sins both of you are doing. She is introducing another one to you.In other word, you will become their sezx machine

My advice is, run for your life and stop fornication

Run ke?

Below is Bobrisky old picture... It is terrible

aycorporat:
Yes I am still into it
I was traveling but now get it by proxy as I have a staff who does that.

Your email please?

Righteousness2:
There is nothing wrong with your Friend. Her case is that GOD ALMIGHTY will be Glorified.

Medically, my own wife will not conceive talkless of giving birth. Today I have my child.

I have seen Women whose womb were removed and shown to them. Today they care mothers of mutiple children.

Take your Friend to THE LORD'S CHOSEN. THE GOD OF CHOSEN IS HIGHLY TRUSTED AND PROVEN To BREAK EVERY YOKE AND FILL YOU WITH YOU JOY

U don start...

SosoTakemypain:
Good evening Nairalanders.

I Want to move to Lagos to pursue my music career by next year.

I'm in the east currently,I want to learn a handwork before moving to Lagos so I can be sustaining myself when I move to Lagos while pursuing my dreams.

What type of handwork or skill are mostly thriving over there??

Please anyone with experience should tell me which handwork or skill to learn before moving over there.

Thanks🖤

If you can learn how to pleasure a woman to reach orgasm, walai you will make money in Lagos.

A lot of married women are waiting for you, just learn the handwork sexing ability and agility 🤣

Hardtotrust:
Some of you are saying he did the right thing. Assuming the money I used to buy the oil wasn't even mine? What if it was contribution money or a loan somewhere?

Even if it was loan money nko?

By now, you ought to have bought a car for your parents broooo.

Stop complaining over irrelevant issues.

Go out there, hustle and make your family and community proud, stop this nonsense you are doing.

Honestly i feel embarrassed at your decision to arrest your father, over your responsibility.

Hardtotrust:
I am very very angry right now. I couldn't sleep last night. That is why I'm bringing this here this morning before I do something very bad. A father should be after the growth of his son and not after ruining him.

Please you guys should help me look into this matter. I understand that it was a matter of life and important concern.

I'm seriously struggling in the city to eck a living for myself and do the little I can for my family also. My father was a petty trader who hardly can provide adequate for the family. Some of us who come from a very poor background would understand this better. I mean coming from where absolutely nothing is kept for you. No support from the family and nothing, nothing and nothing. You are the one who die and same you would have to pour yourself water to come back to life. You, you and only you.

I buy fast consuming products and supply to people and make some gains from there. Sometimes I hawk the products. I was able to save up to N150k. Around May this year, I went to the village and bought some rubbers of palm oil and store them to sell around November/December and make gains.

Last week, I got a call that wind pulled off our house roof in the village. Since they are using small torchlight phone, I didn't get to see how serious the situation was. Even though I didn't have money, I sent N15k to help fix it. My father later called me and complained bitterly on why I sent just 15k, that according to the carpenter, that materials and workmanship would cost N65k. In my mind, I was just like, does this man even know how I survive here in the city?

For two nights, they didnt sleep in the house as the wind pulled off the rooof.

On Tuesday, I learnt my younger brother was being operated of Hernia. I know about the hernia but was under plan to raise money for it. And I knew there was no money to settle medical bills for operation. So I was shocked where they got the money to do operation.

As I traveled down yesterday to see them, dear Nairaland friends, all my rubbers of palm oil has been sold and the money spent on fixing the roof and paying for the medical bills for the hernia operation without my notice.

I am not taking this kindly with my father who engineered the whole thing and I want to arrest him to refund my money.

That is my life investment and it took me so much to raise the amount. Due to how things are now. I even wanted to sell two rubbers to invest back as the business is facing challenges now.

What should I do here to recover my money back? If I have another money, I would over look it but that is my life investment of my labour.

Your father is your father, there is no way you will arrest him over issues like this, even the world will laugh at you.

The money spent was used on important issues, like your brother's life and the roof over their head.... Even the police will blame you for taking such step.

When there is life, there is hope, keep hustling, God would enlarge your coast.

Just the way Buhari led his anti corruption crusade.

Dying minute, Buhari took loans and syphoned it to Niger Republic, and nobody is asking any question.

Ttalk:
Your observation is very correct, let Peter Obi lead the delegation since he's been the one advocating a dialogue approach to solve the IPOB menace, let him lead the delegation, after all the criminals in the SE are his brothers

Common sense they say, is not common.

You read the headline, you ignorantly talked like you lack basic schooling.

BabaRamota1980:
Death to Nnamdi Kanu

SE leaders should return home and attend to their homegrown problem.

Beside, the people at this gathering voted for Peter Obi. Is Peter Obi no longer a SE leader? I think a delegation to go meet and discuss SE security with President of Nigeria should include their most favored political son. Why is Obi not in the meeting and gathering to go beg Tinubu?

Before you talk, ask yourself some simple questions... At least i believe you went to school to some extent.

So because they didn't vote for a sitting president, it means they have no right to visit the president.

You for also talk say, make dem no give federal allocation to states wey no support APC for the last election.

Heroesworths:
Neither your grandfather now father will ever be Nigeria president, Is that not concerning 😟?

Neither you, your father or grandfather will get close to that age.

Zigzagman:
abegi, just forget dat private school mata. e get one of my yard people wey go find work for private school last month. Na 17,000 dem wan pay am to teach 4 subjects. 17,000 o

Probably he is lying to you.

The 17k is for weekly beer and pepper soup money.

By month end, they will pay him his real salary.

By 2030, the market value of nairaland will drop by 60%, because a lot of people will leave this forum and those bringing traffic on it, will be those that comes in to trade tribal remarks.

Tackle this menace before it blows out of proportion.

Employ anti-bully police.... No amount of money spent into an investment is a waste

Seun Oluwaseun Osewa

Samantha124:
40 body counts...

(( No offeiscee ))🤣🤣🤣🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

..... Sex is sweeter than honey.

nomeer:
People talking about salaries when I never get work for 3 years now. May God help man 🙏

Dey play...

Are you an amputee?

thesilentman:
My father told me that when he was a shop-keeper in Jos in the 70s,they used to have the credit and the cash department.You could walk into many stores at any given time and buy things on credit and the shop-keepers would sell to you with the same enthusiasm as with cash buyers.
Nigerians don't take credit purchases on a friendly note.Most shops have signs that says "No credit today,come tomorrow!".Whereas credit is normal thing elsewhere.This issue is even particular to yoruba people who says that they have not had their first sale and it's rather too early in the morning.
Is it our economy system?
PS: I don't buy things on credit o.Just my observation.

From Lagos Island market, down to Alaba, Tradefair, Trinity, Ladipo..... etcetera

As an importer, you sell on credit to your trusted customers, otherwise your name is sorry.

Most wholesalers supply on credit.

Westerhoffe:
Sir, try herbal/traditional remedy.
Since her womb is intact, there is hope… and funny thing, you might not spend more than ₦1,000.00k to clear those tubes!

Is there any quality herbal root mixture that goes below 5k?

IyaTola:
In situation like this ,avoid wahala before it jam you, the money for the procedure is always an issue for those that cannot afford it.

So don't white wash it to make it look so easy and fun, love is not the only thing that makes marriage successful. This is the same baby some people have 3 within 2 years naturally or even dump at the gutters or drop at motherless baby home.

Dear! Test to ensure it intact before you tie the knot. Times have changed. A word is enough for the wise.

What knot is he trying?

Seems you didn't read to understand properly, 5yrs marriage already.

Awon Hushpuppy.....

Dozie32:
Cheating is now too much amongst women .

Men are also not exempted...

Unless my salary is around N3m

joinnow:
Commercial bank


and online banks pay more eg renmoney aka renvault pay as high as 18% per annum

Online banking is risky, you can wake up one morning, and get to find out that they've stopped operation.

The only action you will hear is, EFCC has declared the CEO wanted, and if EFCC eventually arrest him, they will collect their share, the judge will also collect their share, while investors are left with nothing.

By the way, please which commercial bank issues 18% on interest rate?... Because this figure seems untrue.

GeneralPula:
This is the exact reason why Seychelles had to ban Nigeria!

At this stage, If care is not taken, expect another visa ban just like Seychelles just did..

Seychelles that people been going without issues, e reach Igbo turn, them carry drug enter the matter. The country doesn’t have much. Their tourist attraction is one of their major selling point!

And because of Nigerians ( Igbos) unfortunate dealings, you won’t expect them to jeopardize their country!

Was there any report that drug was the cause why they banned Nigerians?

Probably dude has spent his life savings on her, and another man impregnated her 🤣

labake1:
How is moving on from betrayal, evil?

Running away with his children...