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maleekberry:
Pussy bandit

IyaebeTheGreat:
Imagine this dirty unkempt looking man playing all the so-called female celebrities, the shocker be say Ini Edo sef Dy inside ewww posh in the mud. How can this man be playing and using all these actresses same time and they are all aware of it? I don't understand abi is it Jazz?

pope191:
Police officer pointing to park.
Me : Officer good day sir, nah uber
Officer : tai! You uber? You too fresh for uber driver.
Me : officer see my app



Got short request within Lekki and drag it
Rider : Is that Mr Tojah? Please I am not there, I just want you to help me get food at Foodies and bring to the location. The money is 1200 abi? Don't worry I'll add something for you.
Me : you deh whine me abi... sorry I don't do such
Rider: oya cancel nah

Trip hanging for minutes



Got to location. Rider jumped out after 5 mins, drop begs and rush back "Good afternoon o oga? Please I'm coming". 15 mins gone, rider is yet to come out


Gban gban, request...
Rider : please I'm waiting hurry up.
Driver doing 40 on 10 roads, almost getting to PU.
Rider call : Oga I forgot, I am dropping someone first at south, but it's not on the app
Driver : but you are going to North, what do we do as it is not included in the price
Rider : can't you drop her there? Don't worry I'll cancel.

Before jack, cut phone and cancel


3 ladies book ride VI to Abule Oja. Enters and start silly talks how one dude is richy than the other and the roles of each in their lives. Few mins, "I never chop since morning, nah the indomee wey I eat last night deh my belly. Ah no get money, abeg later you go send the 900 wey we take come, make I use buy spag.
One will raise alarm, wey the driver they follow. You where you go stop? Surulere, make e follow stadium. You nko? You know that Ilaje road? Nah there I deh go, make the driver follow Oworo enter.

Me : with straight face. Inside my mind, una go learn lesson today.
Rider : oga where are you going thro.
Me : going with the map
Rider : ha! Please enter thro surulere , drop her at stadium, then you will stop the two of us at Abule Oja, she will take keke.
Me : long route.
Riders : face each other, oga face wasn't inviting atall.


Rider drag price for almost 30 mins, both of us compromise. Got to destination, rider make a call "I am at the gate, payment". Oga came out to make transfer. Me looking at rider, like only God will judge you. Surulere to GRA 2k and you kept dragging this price as if the man won't pay 3k. They go devalue your price too when una finish. Waka

After waiting under the sun for long. Request banged, we rush it and victory at least.
Me : quickly call rider this time to show some sense of responsible driver.
Rider : I booked for a friend, wait! Let me give her your number
Me : OK! Waiting for call...
After few minutes
Rider call : she say she's not ready. I have to cancel

Moral down, werey don hear real price



Rider : I just booked your ride, where are you?
Driver : chevron
Rider : come to Agungi, call me when you get to the gate

Nah the gate we still deh like this, rider is not picking her calls.


On a trip.
Rider : please I need to get food at Chicken Republic
Driver : OK
Here we are at Chicken Republic
Rider : please can you get the food for me? See what I'm wearing is short
Me : I'm not meant to leave my car for any reason. Inside my mind, you mirror break for house
Some riders will go get the food, while some we get angry and say don't worry, let's go. Strong face all through the trip. Your problem but one shock me, still went in and get coke and meat pie for me. Don't ask me if I wack em.


Driver : Good day sir, ma? I am at your office now, please come and get your cake.
Package owner : enter the reception ask for kike
Me : Madam, my job is to bring your stuff to you and not be stepping out of my car, if you are sending someone or not to come get it, let me know.
Package owner : cut call
Sender call : please oga be calm, I am arranging for someone to come and get it
Me : me that I am not happy before, you went to be telling me to come up or come to your hotel room. Dispatch rider will take same amount only to show up the next day or go rest under tree at bonny camp

And for the ones that will book and end up being 5/6 when you get to PU, only to tell you that's how we came or that's how we've been taking it. I go get una time one day.


Diary of an e- hailing driver

Akungitit:
Obi has finally returned to who he is,a NOBODY. Now Peter Gringory Obi is looking for attention by all means but I like how Tinubu is ignoring him.😁

AntiChristian:
It can be managed!
Even if Biafra secedes, Igbos would become Lord over the other minor tribes among them!
It would still be the same as we have it!

AntiChristian:
This is saddening!

I pray all these tribal/racial/ethnic and religious attacks stops soon!

Exclusive101:
This was my tot on why PDP couldn't use all Igbo claim of Tinubu being fraudulent n a druglord because they had nothing on him instead he was honorably discharged n acquitted upon all the investigation EFCC ICPC DSS n others did on him. Jagaban is truly great.

Kasamadupe1:
. You are as hypocrite as your pastor

Exclusive101:
Pandoraa Obi criminal people them. Tinubu must make sure that the Pandora criminal is jailed for his bigotry n the ₦250 million Marvel Akpoyibo former Lagos commissioner of police caught him looting monthly from Anambra to his warehouse in Lagos.

MSGAMBLE9:
IBO men are usually short in height with small prick ... come see their Lamentations at Camp when they see their Sisters hussling Yoruba men.


Futhermore IBO men like to make their women housewife...an average Yoruba lady would rather do petty trading than be a housewife waiting on a man.

Legitisreal:
How long would these pastor's continue to make a fool of themselves

There is time to talk and have worth, I thought the last election showed them that

BrotherBisola:
😎

[color=orange]Tinubu cannot hide his hatred for Igbos.

Remi Tinubu calls Igbo Okoros.[/color]

bukatyne:
I know more than seven Yoruba ladies who married Igbo guys in my place of work.

bukatyne:
Is that so?

Jennyclay:
So sad .


Rip to the departed soul.

Queenslander:
Yoruba men are obsessed with Igbo women!

Fact!!!

Nemere2020:
https://twitter.com/ChimarokeNamani/status/1650102175241064450?t=LbZasc98n__MTROzkyFryg&s=19[/quote]Why did nairaland bring up this same old report again.

Or just to tent the Igbos or what?

No Igbo will vote for Chimaroke if he comes out to contest.

Igboslayer:
Where is your statistics? I know of many villages consistently attacked in both Ebonyi and Enugu state. Give your stats please.

Yugoslavia247:
One thing I learnt is dating women in your league.

Forget this social media madness.
Forget gals that say they have class. They don't have class. They as cheap as the amount they tag themselves. Some are worth the price of a school bag or a Gucci shoe.

Be selective.
Lool at yourself and date in accordance to your pocket.
It helps you achieve your goals faster.

When you date a gal in your league or a good gal who is not greedy and trying to live beyond her means or parent means then your dreams are achievable.

Don't try dating gals that use iphone 11 and earn 30k salary or gals that only want to date a yahoo boy.

They will spoil your mental health.

Look into your league and build yourself because she won't demand because she knows the situation.

At the end you reach your goals because you don't think of buying hair or data or sub.

Yes. Avoid please sub for me gals. They lack moral values. The rich guys get them.

When you are broke you will still see gals to date you. Just look for your league.

Henryfortune:
Honestly....a resent case was the killing in enugu and a reprisal and this had ward off the criminals from that community another was the killing in south west and the youruba response with amotekun and this had reduced..
BENUE state youth should wake up and protect itself before the finish them ...
I remember one man that was defending them at a point and was killed after he was betrayed by the state government then and since then no one had been able to defend them again.....
The youth should wake up now and defend themselves if this would bring the revolution we all secretly praying for so be it

Igboslayer:
Lies, you love beating your chest about nothing.. Apart from killing innocent people, your lazy youth did nothing. Communities in Enugu were still been attacked by Fulani till this day.

https://saharareporters.com/2023/02/07/residents-flee-suspected-herdsmen-invade-enugu-community-machete-brothers-one-killed

Igboslayer:
Lies, you love beating your chest about nothing.. Apart from killing innocent people, your lazy youth did nothing. Communities in Enugu were still been attacked by Fulani till this day.

https://saharareporters.com/2023/02/07/residents-flee-suspected-herdsmen-invade-enugu-community-machete-brothers-one-killed