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Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 8:31am On Mar 05, 2023
airsaylongcome:
Well first of all, there are residential rules that you must meet before you can run for most electoral positions. Secondly, I'm free to run for councilor for Isiala Ngwa South LG. And the people of Isiala Ngwa south a free to saw I cannot be their representative because I'm from Delta
Look at you, oga ask any lawyer this
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Hires 20 SANs To Challenge Presidential Election Result by Dshocker(m): 7:06am On Mar 05, 2023
helinues:
Why is everything about Obi kekerenke always fake?

Where will I no dey give shishi candidate see money to hire 20 SANS?

Thank goodness Nigerians rejected the calamity pending Obi

Keyamo, Fashola, Osinbajo, Aketi are all SANs without even hiring one

Kenneth Okonkwo, Mr Ibu, Kanayo are the line up Obi's legal team
Does Obi look like a poor man to you?

Him not giving shishi, has been explained times without number, it means he doesn't encourage or support bribe.


Hiring a number of SANs has nothing to do with bribe.

Peter is the type of person that, instead he would bribe his way with N100,000 he would rather donate $1m to charity.
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 12:27am On Mar 05, 2023
Diligent1:
Arrogance leads to destruction
Then the Yorubas should stop being arrogant...
Romance › Re: Dating A Girl In The Same House Gone Wrong... by Dshocker(m): 12:24am On Mar 05, 2023
haekymbahd:
I need your advice guyz. I am a master students who never wanted to fall in love because I believe I have to look after myself/make money before going after ladies. In recent time things are beginning to change for me the money is gradually flowing in and I am living comfortable already.

A fresh student (lady) came to rent one of the vacant apartment which I stay in she didn't come from a wealthy home. In the blink of an eye we got together started doing things together like me giving her money to cook for us, she sleeps in my room then romance set in she starts manipulating me to love her I never knew it was all a game.

To be honest I knew about the red pill but I have never had a situation where I will make use of it. I fell for her I didn't even know how it happened I think when you spend a lot of time with someone and you get intimate love is bound to happen. I just fell inlove with my neighbor who happened to be a fresher. We started talking about relationships goals.

For like a month she acted nice and showed me love for me we were dating everyone around knew about it. She sleeps in my room every night.

When other returning students came because the were on holiday I realize there was a particular guy who happen to be a close friend of mine who also stays in that same house she flirts with and this affects me emotionally like while will she flirts with another guy in the same house I told her to stop that and she agreed.

There was recently a festive break in school and she went home for like 2 weeks she calls me everyday. I am someone who hardly call people even my parent when I realized she calls me 3times a day I returned the gesture by calling her too everyday I started falling I love with this girl.

To my surprise she came back from festive break and she stopped me from touching, hugging she didn't even sleep in my room again. I thought it was all because she felt she was loose when she first came or maybe she felt I am playing her but i didnt let that stop me from doing what I normally do for her like giving her money to cook for us and me trying to impress her that I love her and not there to play games, take her out to have fun. She was trying to turn me to a simp.

This girl didn't stop flirting with that friend of mine despite my warnings and she calls other guyz on phone in my presence even though she doesn't bring any home I ask who they are she claims they are just friends I felt like I was the one over reacting so I decided to calm down a bit and free her to see what she really had in mind.

Due to the fact that I have about the red pill already so I understood the games and how to play it with her. I knew i was to leave her at that point but we stay in the same house I will be seeing her everyday how possible can I use this knowledge of redpill moreover I am already inlove and I don't think I will be able to stand her bring another guy to that house I think she is trying to manipulate and control me which I don't want.


I only ask you guyz to advice is it possible for me to just leave this girl and focus on other things but we stay in the same house I feel she make me jealous by manipulating me and flirts with guys I could do the same too but I don't think I have the heart and to watch her do that to me.

The only option I have right now is to pack out of that house to avoid seeing her for good and focus on other things. The problem is I love that house and I have been there for a long time I can't believe a girl will make leave that house.

I want to ask you guyz is there a way I can stay in that house and ignore her but I don't wish to leave despite the fact that she will want to make me feel jealous by flirting with other guys I think she has gotten the upperhand over me right now cos I have fallen inlove already.

I feel like I am okay financially and I can get any girl of my choice but I don't think I can stand her bring another guy to that house she stays opposite of my room.
Find another girl that will come to do the cooking, there you will know her plans towards you.
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 12:12am On Mar 05, 2023
Diligent1:
It is better for you to warn your people so that the properties will not to to auction
Just like that?

Before you will auction them, it means the Yorubas has defeated the Igbos in a civil war.
Romance › Re: Do You Think "BREAK UP" Is The Best Solution For Relationships? by Dshocker(m): 12:08am On Mar 05, 2023
Testiebobo:
For instance, a relationship for over 5years collapsed because one of the parther cheated on another and they are about to get married soon. Do you think breaking up is d best solution in a case like this?
Yes na, if the paracetamol no fit curse the headache.
Romance › Re: Lady Use #5M Housing Project Funds To Sow Seed In Church by Dshocker(m): 12:07am On Mar 05, 2023
MaDaRa01:
A man working multiple jobs abroad sent the wife money to start their housing project in nigeria with the brother-inlaw(wife's brother). The brother who is an assistant pastor in a church, uknowingly to the husband, convince her to sow the money in his church, that God will open more financial doors for them.

The woman also went ahead. Last month the man came home only to be told by the brother that God had a use for the money. That God never owe a person.

Right now, the husband brought popo to the said church, arrest both wife, brother and head pastor.
Which kind play play be this?

Oga get a bulldozer and level the church, even God in heaven will shout YES my son, deal with him.
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 12:01am On Mar 05, 2023
Diligent1:
They should go to Abuja and tell the indegine(Abokis) of Abuja that it is a no man's land
Funny enough the Yorubas living in Lagos are about 40%, the Igbos are about 35%, while other tribes consist of the remaining 25%

By 2035 the ratio will be like Igbos 55%, Yorubas 20% and other tribes 25%

The reason being that, the igbos are buying the lands and pushing the Yorubas away.

Just last November, a Yoruba man sold his swappy land in my street, here in satellite, were he managed to build a small house to an igbo man for N30m and he has happily relocated to Agbara...
Romance › Re: A Nairaland Lady I Employed Is Teaching My Pupils Immoral Things by Dshocker(m): 11:52pm On Mar 04, 2023
Vickho:
My name is Inspector Lawal Gbadamosi. I recently established a nursery school in Lekki Phase one, Lagos. I was seeking to recruit qualified teachers since my school is still nascent and growing.

A certain lady on this nairaland forum with the moniker DKM123 contacted me through my mailbox and narrated her ordeal with me, telling me how she is so in desperate need of the job so she will be able to cater for the needs of her poor dying parents, so I had to out of pity employ her to teach primary 1 despite failing the interview both oral and written.

So on a certain day while I was taking a walk through the various classes to inspect and monitor the teaching process I over heard her teaching my pupils immoral things like:

A hotel - A hotel is a place where a male takes a female to go in and sleep with her, they can decide to sleep together through out the night or pay for a short time and sleep together for certain hours.

What broke my heart was when she further elaborated on the definition of a hotel by saying this:

a man can also take his fellow man or a lady can take her fellow lady and go to a hotel and they can sleep together

As she was about to call two pupils of same gender to demonstrate physically on LGBTQ that was when I whooped in and immediately pounced on her and beat the hell out of her, she struggled and freed herself from my grip by biting me and fled.
Now the whole school environment has been surrounded by Navy, Policemen and the Nigerian Army, if she is sighted around the school premises, she would be instantly shot dead.

Any person on this forum that will help with valuable information on how to track her down and arrest her will be rewarded.
She must spend 21 years in jail and be raped by fellow lesbian prisoners like Umbrateeth04.
Below is her profile.
https://www.nairaland.com/DKM123
grin

I know you are joking
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 11:48pm On Mar 04, 2023
Diligent1:
But not igbos
Were the Igbos claiming Lagos?

They only say that "Lagos is no man's land"...
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 11:46pm On Mar 04, 2023
airsaylongcome:
I don't know enough about GRV to defend his posts. But are you saying that because his mum is Igbo, that makes him unqualified to run for governor in Lagos? We are talking of someone whose dad, grand dad and forebears are core Lagosians? Will Lagos deny a Coker because the Coker married a Hausa? And remember that in Igbo land, a daughter (and her children) have absolutely no say? So are you saying he cannot aspire to a position in the home state of his father and father's father? There have been non-Lagosians that have held Lagos senate seats. Non-Lagosians that have been commissioners in Lagos. I mean people whose father or mother have absolutely no connection to Yoruba? And a Rhodes-Vivour is now suddenly not fit to aspire to govern Lagos because his mum is Igbo? BAT that married Itsekiri should we also say Remi's children are not Lagos Ian's because their mum is from "Igbo land" (as most Yorubas view all non-yoruba southerners as Igbo)? Dem no dey disgrace person pikin because of politics o
I don't know what you are explaining; that the mum did this, that the dad was born here, that the grandmother is from here or there.

Oga, as a Nigerian, you have the constitutional right to contest for any elective position, in any part of the country, irrespective of tribe.
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 11:42pm On Mar 04, 2023
vikstandon:
As Canada would recognize and affirm the rights of First Nations (North American Indian), Métis or Inuk (Inuit).

We recognize the rights of the Aboriginals of Lagos Land. The Omoluabis, not the miscreants.
We recognize everyone of goodwill not the haters and coverts evil men. Not the ones who seize every chance to destroy the livelihood of others.

Lagos is a Yoruba land, and a freezone for all. Know that and know peace!
Loool grin

You don't even know anything about your history, the Edos were the first settlers, before the Aworis came....

Go and research properly.
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 11:39pm On Mar 04, 2023
ImperialYoruba:
This is not true! It is the opposite.

Lagos is why Ibo is successful. Without Lagos, Ibo is a nobody.

Show me a successful iboman that has zero contact with Lagos. Just one!
Sorry to burst your bubble, the igbos living down north are more successful in numbers than those living in Lagos.

Speaking of making it in Lagos, did they pick the money from the street of Lagos or did the state government helped and supported them financially.

If Lagos dey give money, why haven't the Yorubas all made it in the same Lagos.

The reason why igbos are doing well in Lagos, is because Lagos has the business population for any business to thrive.
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 11:34pm On Mar 04, 2023
dalass:
Yoruba proverb says that only a ba.stard will use the left hand to point to his father's house. If this Chinedu is a true 'Lagosian' which you agreed is a Yoruba state, will he abuse Yorubas for any reason that's not even personal on a social media like Twitter?

Politically, he can never amount to anything in Lagos state... Thanks to his running and foul mouth.
There is always a first time and it is about to happen...
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 11:27pm On Mar 04, 2023
Optional09:
That one said they control lagos…

If they hire me as Lagos State Governor adviser. I will deal with you guys professionally i swear. I have a template to deal with these kind of nonsense and nobody will notice till i reset everyone’s brain.

What business do you control in Lagos, i’ll box you in and make you gasp for air. Before you buy any property in lagos you must show prove of income and we will audit your company’s account.

Lagos state government should immediately start property registration of all the property in Lagos then start zoning. Residential and commercial.

Give me five years i’ll deal with these lousy criminals
Guy you good school naaa, why you come dey talk like person wey miss road?

The question is, how many people can you deal with, before it will turn into a fight.
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 11:24pm On Mar 04, 2023
Princessstee:
Igbos are the enemy of themselves, somehow the next administration will make a law to decrease their population drastically in lagos ... All thanks to their chest beating
Is it possible?
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 11:23pm On Mar 04, 2023
Easternmind:
Lagos is Yoruba land. And is part of the south-western states.
The awori's were part of the indigenous tribes that occupied the area before the coming of the europeans and amalgamation of the Nigerian state. These awori's are descended from Yoruba's according to them. Whether peoples great grand parents migrated there and have generations there or not it doesn't change this fact. Other tribes of Nigeria contributed to the development of this state making it a commercial hub for the country.
That being said,it doesn't call for the demeaning of other ethnicities that now live with Yoruba's in Lagos,its not just Igbo's living in Lagos,other tribes,the Lebanese,Chinese and others do business there too. People cease opportunities to destroy other peoples business and properties and even threaten their life's openly, because they are from else where,this is uncalled for.
Edo people were the first settlers, before the Aworis....
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 11:19pm On Mar 04, 2023
LeonSaab:
lol "Yoruba Ronu" is not noise, it was coined by Akintola a prominent Yoruba politician back in the 60s in a broadcast when Awolowo decided to bring igbos into the party.....he warned that the igbos were not to be trusted, and that if we are not careful one day they would claim our land is theirs.....guess what happened? The igos betrayed Awo during the elections and ensured he failed, the igbos then went to start a coup killing leaders from other tribes including Akintola while sparring the lives of their own elders infacr fir deniability purpose zik and ironsi were conviently out the country the day the coup happened but somehow magically appeared the day after to take power......today we have igbos claiming Lagos is no man's land when none of their fathers know of its history......so when we say "Yoruba Ronu" it is not noise, it is a stern warning to all Omoluabis to remember who they are and not allow outsiders who cannot welcome us in their house to take over ours......
Speaking of history, the Edos' were the first settlers of Lagos, formally called Eko, before the Aworis over took them.
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 11:14pm On Mar 04, 2023
Laple0541:
No need of telling them Yul, the Yorubas have seen the handwriting of the bitter born to hate children of doom on the wall and we will henceforth prove to them their forefathers arrived Lagos with Ghanamustgo bags.

BTW, did anyone get any useful information about the 'Let Out Gorilla'? The zoo is still looking for him.
Oga calm down, nothing go happen...
Politics › Re: Lagos Is Yoruba State And Yoruba Land- Yul Edochie by Dshocker(m): 11:13pm On Mar 04, 2023
The first settlers and dwellers of Lagos state were the the people of Edo state, when it was named Eko.

Later on, the Awori people also migrated in large numbers and suppressed the Edo people.
Politics › Re: Lagos State Neighbourhood Watch Mandates Corps Members To Submit Their PVCs by Dshocker(m): 11:05pm On Mar 04, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
All of them who took days off to collect PVC must show they used the days off to actuallly collect the PVC.
If you took the days off and still do not have PVC then you will recieve query and refund those days off to LASG. shikena!
check my signature for free stuffs!
I believe you a learned to some extent...

But my simple question is this; Does an employer have the right to force an employee to vote a candidate in the system of democracy?
Politics › Re: Onikan General Hospital Lagos Asks Staff To Bring Their PVCs To Work - Onyeche by Dshocker(m): 7:09pm On Mar 04, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
How is bringing your PVC to work an issue?Which law is broken? You were given days off for that single purpose to collect your PVC yet you do not want to show the PVC to your employer when you claimed to have collected it during the days off work LASG gave you. Those days you took as off days to collect PVC were paid for with my tax so LASG should affirm it was well used!If you took those days off yet have no PVC then you will answer query and refund those days off to LASG

When the endtime fake prophecies religious charlatans all over Igboland were asking their pumped up hate-filled bigoted members to bring their PVCs to 'audit' the votes for lp in their gathering, the lp mob were hailing them. https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/06/27/anambra-cleric-declares-operation-show-your-pvc-in-church/

So how is that of Onikan now different? If you like do not show your PVC, it is between you and your management. O ti ri işe imi ni ile epo niyen.

For how long shall we have socially irresponsible citizens? Show your PVC then go to your PU and vote.

The PVC collcted was about 7m but only about 1m voted. That is because institutions did not complement the effort of INEC.

Congrats to my President-Elect Asiwaju Tinubu.
check my signature for free stuffs!
I believe you a learned to some extent...

But my simple question is this; Does an employer have the right to force an employee to vote a candidate in the system of democracy?
Politics › Re: 2023 Elections: Being A Spokesman Doesn't Give You Right To Abuse - Bishop Kukah by Dshocker(m): 7:01pm On Mar 04, 2023
orohbiro:
Tinubu haters here this grin as he dey pain una he dey sweet us grin
E dey sweet you, when the suffering and hardship na equal everybody go collect am.
Family › Re: Dilemma: Would She Be A Problem For Me In Future ? by Dshocker(m): 6:20pm On Mar 04, 2023
oldienavie:
I am a single man in my early 30s, I used to have a girlfriend some couple years ago .
She cheated on me, I didnt break up with her but the relationship just kinda died and she moved on .

She started dating another guy but I was also sleeping with her occasionally cos she liked me, anyway, the guy found out and he decided he was not going to marry her, but somehow she got pregnant for the guy.
I was already out of the country when she got pregnant for him.

The guy wanted her to abort but she wouldn't, she has a beautiful daughter now, she is not doing so bad as she works with one of the top banks as she is very comfortable.
Because of the trauma she suffered during pregnancy, she became close to me as the boyfriend totally abandoned her and the guy has not set eyes on the daughter till today, the daughter is now 6 years old.

I have been out of the country for 7 years and I am due to be back in Nigeria in a few weeks time, I am going back to purposely to look for a wife, we are going to be in the same city .

We currently talk everyday and it has been like that since more than 6 years ago, she is not dating anyone at the moment and she also knows I am coming to look for a wife.

Its almost certain that we are going to get back to having sex as its just obvious despite that we have never discussed that, its hard to really stay away from her but not impossible I am thinking there is nothing wrong having her as a Friend With Benefit pending when I get a wife that I want to marry and then discharge her.

Will it be possible to be Friend With Benefit with her and easily discharge her when I find another woman I want to marry without issues ? I love her and would have considered marrying her if not for the history that we shared, we have now become the best of friends, but I am just confused if resuming sex with her will not make it difficult to keep her away from me when I find another woman.

You know women can be very emotional .
She is at a desperate stage to get married and she can do anything for you to marry her, even if it means her sleep with a dead body.

If sex is your problem, there are other younger and beautiful girls out there you can have one night stand with.

Considering the fact that you and her have come a long way, she is now a wounded lion and you will regret sleeping with her if you do.
Family › Re: Dilemma: Would She Be A Problem For Me In Future ? by Dshocker(m): 6:16pm On Mar 04, 2023
oldienavie:
I am a single man in my early 30s, I used to have a girlfriend some couple years ago .
She cheated on me, I didnt break up with her but the relationship just kinda died and she moved on .

She started dating another guy but I was also sleeping with her occasionally cos she liked me, anyway, the guy found out and he decided he was not going to marry her, but somehow she got pregnant for the guy.
I was already out of the country when she got pregnant for him.

The guy wanted her to abort but she wouldn't, she has a beautiful daughter now, she is not doing so bad as she works with one of the top banks as she is very comfortable.
Because of the trauma she suffered during pregnancy, she became close to me as the boyfriend totally abandoned her and the guy has not set eyes on the daughter till today, the daughter is now 6 years old.

I have been out of the country for 7 years and I am due to be back in Nigeria in a few weeks time, I am going back to purposely to look for a wife, we are going to be in the same city .

We currently talk everyday and it has been like that since more than 6 years ago, she is not dating anyone at the moment and she also knows I am coming to look for a wife.

Its almost certain that we are going to get back to having sex as its just obvious despite that we have never discussed that, its hard to really stay away from her but not impossible I am thinking there is nothing wrong having her as a Friend With Benefit pending when I get a wife that I want to marry and then discharge her.

Will it be possible to be Friend With Benefit with her and easily discharge her when I find another woman I want to marry without issues ? I love her and would have considered marrying her if not for the history that we shared, we have now become the best of friends, but I am just confused if resuming sex with her will not make it difficult to keep her away from me when I find another woman.

You know women can be very emotional .
Best bet is to stay away from her if you know you can't marry her.

Don't put yourself at risk all because of sex, she could use trap stronger than kayanmata to make you marry her, before your eyes will clear, she would have given you 4 more children.

Fear Women Braaaaaa.
Politics › Re: Stray Bullet Kills Lady In Lagos As Thug Shoots To Celebrate Election Victory by Dshocker(m): 11:23am On Mar 04, 2023
helinues:
The person who fired the shot should be arrested and sentenced for life
Sorry to disappoint you, he cannot be arrested, because they are now ruling
Politics › Re: Stray Bullet Kills Lady In Lagos As Thug Shoots To Celebrate Election Victory by Dshocker(m): 11:21am On Mar 04, 2023
What a wonderful way to start....
Politics › Re: EU Denies Asking INEC Chairman To Resign And For Tinubu To Be Disqualified by Dshocker(m): 5:54am On Mar 04, 2023
Tochitee:
God bless the president elect
God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu
God bless our dear nation Nigeria
God bless Nigerians
God bless APC supporters
God bless everyone that voted APC
God bless me
God bless you
God bless nairaland users
tinubu for me,tinubu for you,tinubu for All.
Suffer for me, suffer for you, suffer for everyone.
Politics › Re: Presidents Who'll Make Me Renounce Nigeria By Farooq Kperogi by Dshocker(m): 5:21am On Mar 04, 2023
One good thing about a nation electing a terrible leader is that, every citizen will feel equal pains and equal suffering.

APC led this country to a brink of starvation and hardship, and yet they have the mind to rig the election with a sick leader.

Funny thing is that, those that are happy that Tinubu was rigged in as the president because he was a Yoruba man, meaning let my brother/father/uncle rule, irrespective of his past.

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