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owen27:
I’m thinking about opening a laundry shop..I’m a student of imo state university currently in my finals.
Should I invest the money here in owerri or save the money and use it to clear myself in school and go for nysc…..I’m the one training myself in school

Look for a strategic location and set-up a car wash business, in which you will manage it yourself.

Prolificlife:
Dear Lively,

Please people should help me look into this matter. This issue is between my friend and her and her sister’s husband. My friend, Ruth (not real name) is being faced by asking for my advice and so, I decided to ask here. My friend’s younger sister got married to a man that is 60 years old three years ago. This man has grown up children but the wife had died several years ago. The wife died while giving birth to the man’s last child.

When her sister started seeing this 60 year old man, everyone was against it cos her sister was 35 and the man is 60 years but the sister insisted. That age is just a no. They married and next thing, they were unable to get pregnant because of course, the man was old and they started trying IVF for three years and it did not work. The sister was desperate and since the man’s sperm was not ok due to his age, she arranged with the doctor to use a sperm donor without the man’s knowledge.

Ruth’s sister eventually got pregnant, with twins. Unfortunately, the pregnancy was high risk and Ruth’s sister passed on two days after giving birth to the twins. One of the twins did not make it. It was on her death bed that the sister confided in Ruth that she used a sperm donor for the children. Now, Ruth decided not to tell the sister’s husband, because.....

https://livelystones.ng/true-life-story-pls-advise-can-my-friend-marry-her-late-sisters-husband/

That man is a bad guy, two sisters

Infolenka:
You wailers with poor taste in women, keep on wailing. The girls I said are ugly are all fuçking ugly and your virtue signalling won't change that.

See another example of fine black skin lady

This condemn battery that smokes and naked herself online

jeromestarks:
My guy friend asked me for 20k last week, he wanted to pay house rent. I didn't have that amount at that time.
Yesterday, I got a contract and I wanted to give out 20k to appreciate god for what he has done so I stood in front of my house and saw a girl I asked out last year (she was 21 and told me she wanted to finish school before dating)

Me: Hi Jane (not her real name), I saw you and you look beautiful. Give me your account number so I can send something to you.

Jane: (smiled). First bank, 00******

Me: sent (I sent the 20k to her).

Jane: thank you sir. I really appreciate.

*******
I didn't give my guy friend because,
When a woman is impressed by you, she opens her legs or at least prays for you
But

When a guy is impressed by you, he gets jealous and begin to look for ways to bring you down.
Friends are evil.
If you're making it in your business or job, please hide your success from your friends (especially those who are still struggling). They can rub you or even kill you out of jealousy.

But a woman will want to be with you when you're successful. If she can't, she will pray for you and challenge her boyfriend to be equally successful.


Moral of the post.
If you're a guy, don't let your friends know you secured a huge contract. Only show it to girls you're interested in. And if you're married , show it to your wife alone (that's if she's a virgin ooo).

@ nlfpmod

Happy election day!
Ciao.

And people converged together and ate rice in your name, all to celebrate your birth.

What can i say, but a pity.

I born pikin.

justyhere:
I just discovered the shock of my life. My friend is about to get married in a month’s time to this wealthy fine man, she's a few weeks pregnant and looks pretty happy. Last week I was with her and her fiancee came around, it was all fun and we took several pictures and I needed to get them so the guy just handed me his phone to send the pictures to my phone.
They are a very clingy couple and they left to the bedroom to go do their thing, maybe to keep me company or maybe he forgot or for whatever reason, but he didn't get his phone. I was done with the transfer and was just going through his photos randomly, I saw a folder and there are pictures and videos of him doing sexual things with different female corpses. I was so terrified, I returned the phone to home Page, cleared the recently used apps and I left immediately, I have not been in contact with my friend for days now, she keeps calling, I can't bring myself to speak to her. But I feel guilty and angry, angry that he would do such and even record them and keep them, guilty that I am letting my best friend into a trap of a marriage. What do I do in this case? I'm so confused and worried.

I can bet you that you are lying...

Pidaa:
I usually laugh when people claim Arthiest or don't believe in spirituality. What motivated me to write this heading is when someone said prayer is useless and does not work. My brother and sister prayer work especially when the person is righthous. I will start my story now of how I came across the marine world and how God have been so good to me

Nothing like marine world

Ninobraw:
How much do barbers make daily or weekly.

I m planning to learn the work and open my own store. So I want to know like how much they make daily and weekly.

If you stay away from them and football betting, then you are good to go.

Amberon:
we have a very similar situation. My bf who happens to be my best friend persisted and disturbed me for years, I finally gave in but I don't love him one bit. The thing is that he's crazy about me, before we started dating we'd sleep over at each other's houses a couple of times but he never touched me nor asked for sex. up till this day, he hasn't asked me for sex.

he's cute, dresses very very very well, neat and treats me like an angel. I told him countlessly that I didn't love him and couldn't date him but he came back begging and vowed that he must marry me. He even told everyone that we're engaged....

Anyways I made a promise to stick with him even tho I don't love him, after all the one I used to love didn't treat me well.

PS: before someone starts saying sh!t, I'm not dating him for money. I know I won't fall in love again, so I gave in simply because he loves and cherishes me, he's purpose driven and has good qualities which so many men lack. he also advises me like a sister.

"He advises me like a sister".... Sister kee you there.

Helloflife:
We started dating last year november.
We haven't gone intimate yet and he doesn't even pressurize me.
Truth is, i don't love him, and i think i made a mistake accepting to date him.
I've found out we have literally nothing in common.

Throughout our relationship, i've never said the word "i love you" to him.
He called last night and asked me if i love him and i couldn't give a direct answer cause i didn't want him to get hurt.

Dear romancelanders, whats the best way i could tell him how i really feel?

How much has he spent on you, since you guys started dating officially?

BluntMadmoiselle:
I know you haven’t met me yet, but I wish I could give you this letter to let you know what to expect. I’ve already had my heart broken by the wrong men, and I don’t want it to happen again. I know we’ll meet soon and fall in love. If only I could prepare you so things would be easier, I’m sure we’d both be happier. I’m excited to work through our ups and downs — I just hope you feel the same way.

I’M GUARDED AT FIRST, SO GIVE ME TIME.:

I don’t trust easily, but I’ll get there if you just have patience. I have to test the waters and make sure you’re worthy of my trust. It’s nothing against you, so just please be patient.

I TAKE THINGS SLOW, SO DON’T GIVE UP.:

I’m not one to have sex on the first date. I can’t tell you when it’ll happen, but we’ll get there. I’m also not interested in getting married quickly. I’ll bolt if you move too fast. Stick with me, though — after all, slow and steady wins the race (or something like that).

I’LL BE FAITHFUL, BUT I EXPECT NOTHING LESS IN RETURN.

You’ll never have to worry about me cheating. When I commit, it’s with my whole heart. I’ll never stray. Just remember, I expect the same type of commitment from you.

IF YOU CHEAT, IT’S OVER — NO SECOND CHANCES.
I’ve been cheated on before and I don’t want to go through that again. If you cheat, even if it’s just one kiss, our relationship is over. I don’t give second chances, no matter what excuse you give .

I’M NOT PERFECT AND I WILL MAKE MISTAKES.

I have my flaws and I’m sure I’ll do things to annoy you or piss you off. Neither of us are perfect, but I’m willing to apologize when I screw up and I hope you are, too.

WE’LL FIGHT, BUT WE’LL WORK THINGS OUT.

I’m not exactly a quiet woman. If you piss me off, I’ll let you know. Yes, that means we’ll fight sometimes, but if you give me a few hours to cool off, we’ll talk things out and figure out how to fix what’s wrong.

I’M READY TO COMPROMISE… TO A POINT.

I know relationships require compromise, but I won’t compromise on everything . Ask me to sleep on the left side of the bed and I might agree. Ask me to give up my career and we’ll have a problem.

I’M NOT ALWAYS THE EASIEST TO LOVE.

It takes patience, a good sense of humor, and forgiveness to love me. I won’t always make it easy. Sometimes you’ll wonder why you’re with me. I’ll do my best to give you plenty of reasons and memories to always give you an answer to that question.

I OFTEN GET CARRIED AWAY WITH MY CAREER.

I never mean to put you second, I’ve just always gotten easily carried away with my career. Even in school, I have a single-minded focus on doing my best. Just get my attention and remind me what’s most important.

I WON’T BE AROUND 24/7.

I love you, but I don’t want to be around you 24/7. I need time to myself to do things you might not enjoy. It doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy your company. I just need some alone time now and then.

I’M SARCASTIC, SO DON’T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.

I’ve mastered the fine art of sarcasm. Please don’t take it personally. If it’s ever too much, just let me know and I’ll try to ease up. Did I mention you’ll need a good sense of humor to be with me?

I’LL GIVE YOU MY BEST, BUT YOU’LL ALSO SEE MY WORST.

I promise to always try and give you my best, but it won’t always work that way. You’ll see me vomiting with the flu or bitching over everything when PMS gets the best of me.

I’M NOT GOING TO LIKE EVERYTHING YOU LIKE.

I know you want me to love all your interests, but I won’t. I’ll like some of them and I’ll happily do those with you. The rest you’ll have to do on your own or with your friends. I already have my own interests and I’m sure you’ll dislike some of those too.

I’M DEVOTED TO MY FAMILY.

My family loved me before I even knew you. Don’t ask me to give them up. They’re important to me and I won’t stay if you ask me to choose.

ALL I WANT IS YOUR LOVE, RESPECT AND HONESTY.

I know it sounds like a tall order, but in the end, I just want real love, your full respect and of course, honesty. If any of these are missing, we don’t have a chance at a lasting relationship.

IF YOU CAN’T MEET THE ABOVE, PLEASE DON’T LEAD ME ON.

I’d rather you tell me now that you can’t be the man I need you to be. Don’t lead me on. It’ll hurt more the longer you draw it out.
I hope this helps you understand me and what I need. I look forward to falling in love with you.

From your future wifey **wink**

You never serious, you dey watch too many cartoons like Alice In Wonderland.

Don't allow it get to a stage where you will be shouting like Simba the lion king, when scar killed his father and he said; Hellooooo, anybody

Infolenka:
You obviously have never used Tiktok before. Village woman..

They don't post pictures on Tiktok, only videos.

I got the pictures from her Twitter page. She is @praisejohnn on Twitter.

So u guess you are crushing on someone that can crush your destiny?

Better comot ya eyes for her body.

Her womb looks like it has been shrinked by waist trainer, so conceiving with her type of body might be difficult.

Goodlady:
Just leave me alone

мне жаль ваше поколение

Goodlady:
You see why I said you Obidients are deranged.
I won't die. Na you n dem go rest in chaos.

I never said you will die mam....

Goodlady:
Amen o. God is my strength cos in my office alone, the men their ate mostly Obidient and won't hesitate to tear me if given chance. I v stopped talking politics in reality.

May God help you to rest in pieces peace

Goodlady:
Product of cow, you are sighted. That same Christ in me made me calm for you too. I don't tolerate senseless men like you that feel he can bully a woman. Thunder and brimstone fire your yansh.

You see the reason why i said that the cowbell you drank is disturbing you?

Well, what can i say, other than; sorry mam!!!

The lord is your strength.

OlawaleBammie:
Hate him or like him, one tin I learn from tinubu and this election is that U HAVE TO BE CONFIDENT IN URSEF.

Tinubu is too confident, he talks with so much authority and it's a lesson I learn, u have to take Ur destiny into Ur hand.

I pity you

Goodlady:
Sharap!

If not that i have given my life to Christ, i would have ask thunder to fire you and your generation, but i won't.

I will remain resolute and keep praying that the God almighty gives you common sense that is not common.

The cowbell you drank as a baby, instead of breast milk is really affecting you.

peepydelano:
Igbos and gragra, he didn’t write anything bad. That’s how they cluelessly started celebrating Obi’s victory early not knowing he’s not even in the race. I urge all Nigerians to accept the outcome of this election, it was very free and fair.

If not that am a born again, i would have said Devil punish you and your generation, but i won't.

Goodlady:
A disgrace to motherhood. The idiot used all the money he's meant to use to take care of his mom while alive to do burial for her.
A bastard Yoruba boy from Kogi State always after Tinubu's success as if it's Tinubu that made him not to be able to keep a woman at home.
Stupid freeloader always jumping behind opportunity that if I support Atiku, he ll make me minister. Vagabond in human form.
Oloji dudu bi igbe jedi. Always sweating like someone in trouble. He go dey sweat like say he wan shit for pant from excess free food.
See na one Aboki blow yansh for you below!
He said your tiny príck can't hurt him within your 40 secs capacity!

Shut up

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willibounce1:
You evil and bitter ipob people were posting fake results from about 10 to 15 polling units in lagos and bragging about it. You forgot that there over 8000 polling units in Lagos and you can never win quater of it.
Na you do census for amuwo odofin to know say na igbos dey there. 😆 you go learn

That is my area and 70% of inhabitants are igbos

Everyone saw the original results sheet.

Genuinely APC cannot get up to 10% vote in Amuwo Odofin, so how come APC won, because that is my area.

emilo2bad:
So you mean no igbo person will vote for Tinubu, why are you people so tribalist,

Just few, but in my polling unit, non voted for him.

Christistruth00:
The Elections were not Tampered with

Tinubu spent 24years doing his homework

and God Almighty rewarded his Patience and diligence

Genuine vote, labour party was leading APC yesterday in Lagos state, so how come all the results have all changed?

70% of people living in Amuwo Odofin are igbos and all polling unit were won by labour party, but we are getting reports that APC won in Amuwo Odofin, which is impossible.

Parachoko:
Lol

Is this a fake news or a joke? 😆😆

Look at the chidish reason he is complaining

Let him go to court if he's not happy

Fake news you say?

Amuwo Odofin which i witnessed, labour party won in all polling unit, but results we are getting are all different.

kelvine:
I disagree with you here.
You can't say we are voting our slave masters, we choose who we want and it can't be same because we are too many to choose the same person.

Nope Tinubu was never a slave master.
We have never voted Tinubu himself as president.

Most prosperous pastors have their church headquarters in Lagos and they have never been enslaved for one day. What we enjoy in Lagos is luxury in other places.

Tinubu is liberal, welcoming and progressive. He is also capable of giving Nigeria a different outlook.

Yes he is in APC under Buhari but this Government will be different. Quote me in 4 years

He didn't mention any political party or candidate's name, but due to the fact the Tinubu is a bad leader, you rushed out to defend him.

Na guilty conscience dey worry you.

Judging but what played out yesterday, the labour party won Southeast, Southwest and Southsouth

But apparently they have started rigging the election.

Pierced:
I just pity my Igbo brothers and sisters from the east.

U guys should keep on being obidient until Tinubu start showing u guys shege.

Obi has used u people to give Tinubu presidency....... enjoy Tinubu presidency.

It was Rigged

You can't tell me an igbo dominated area like Amuwo Odofin that has about 80% of igbos that was glaring that labour party won on all the polling unit yesterday and what we are seeing this morning is saddening.

alphabbey1:
Kids of Nowadays

Old man from 1960

saphiere:
Please why's everybody not posting results of presidential candidate Mrs Princess Chichi?

Because they are currently rigging it, in favour of APC.

Not what we got yesterday we are seeing right now.

Ok

Nigeria is a sick nation

So this morning i was chatting with my editor and journalist friend, whom i was asking for update regarding yesterday's voting.

It is quite sad to say that the election has been Rigged

Below was our chat and mind you, he works with a popular newspaper organisation, which i would mention the name for obvious reasons.