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I get disgusted when i see those supporting APC

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charlesdprof:
I have been in a serious 5 years relationship with my girlfriend.
She is all I want in a woman, beautiful, intelligent, loyal and faithful. Am her first guy though and she is just 22. She is a Nurse.
I decided to take the relationship to the next level this year. I surprised her with an engagement party and put the ring on her finger. She was very happy.
I met her parents and started with the Introduction. They accepted my proposal and requested for a medical test to ascertain
our genetic compatibility before proceeding with the bride price payment.
I took her to a private medical laboratory for the test and the result said we are both AS.
It was a devastating experience for us but we decided to go for another round of test in two separate reputable hospitals to confirm the test result but the results were the same AS.
The parents decided the marriage will not continue while my girlfriend have been crying since then. It was a heartbreaking experience for me. Seeing my girlfriend cry is shattering my heart. I decided to call off the relationship but she has been pleading with me not to leave her.
Am just confused. Please your advice is needed.
What do I do in this situation considering the love and commitment we built for 5 years now.

She being a nurse is supposed to have given her the in depth analysis of the consequences that you both will face in the future.

Guy, run ooO, or tomorrow your national anthem will be "Had i known"

What is the name of this movie?

pocohantas:
The funny thing is, this same man would be a provider to some other woman. It happens every time a woman thinks she can wear the pants. This same man would be be buying fried rice and salad for one 200L girl. By then she would be at home pursuing their 2 yrs old son to drink custard. All worn-out and exhausted.

The guy just dey manage the girl....

Ahnie talk say the guy no fit pick, she no know say, na her neighbour the guy man take do maga.

Baba dey bill and maga dey pay.

Free kpekus
Free bobby
Free money
From food

Her neighbour na client.

ahnie:
Lai Lai Poco....he must go...we must filter him out from her life let men with potential locate her.

Don't blame her, probably in 365 days, na only once or twice a guy dey toast her.

No forget say men dey scarce.

ahnie:
I have this beautiful chubby neighbor that's from my husband extraction (Igbo)
Babe is hard working, business oriented and an avid hustler.

But she's dating a chubby fuvk boy,a failed yahoo lazy lout that even in the next 50yrs I do not see him ever picking.

He's killing and bringing down my neighbors business and sucking her dry and she doesn't seemed to noticed.

She's always crying of bn broke everytime....and it's damn pissing me off like fvck.

On his birthday she baked cakes for him,printed his name on mugs, towels, got him clothes and even travelled to visit him,left her business and stayed days with him before coming back.

It's irking me because he's a bad market and to me he doesn't have a bright future,he's not working,he has no handiwork and no skills
He's just a rotund whale sucking her youthfulness and finances.

Let's assume he has a skill or he's learning a trade it's another thing, at least we would all assume that he's productive and her supporting him wouldn't be futile,but this one.... nothing nothing.

On her birthday he didn't even posted her pictures or got her a pin,he said he doesn't have data...just negodu the nonsense and he still demanded money from her....to me the guy is just miserably useless.

He's now proposing marriage to her,and he visited her some days ago na she use her money run everything from feeding down to blood test.

I have not met him before,but immediately I saw him....my spirit no conform with his at all...he's not only a liability,but also a robust reaper.

Now my neighbor is asking me what I think of him.....I told her outrightly that I don't like him,that he's going to be a liability to her in the future....person nor fit take care of her as girlfriend,how e go take care of her as wife.....I m one hundred percent sure,she's the one that's going to pay her prideprice, pay for the wedding and feed herself.

She's trying to convince me to like him....but this isoko woman ain't capping that shiit.

I just detest fvck lazy boiz.

At least, he is satisfying her enough...

Saintmary:
If a person calls you stupid, run a quick check on yourself, if they have a valid point, your next action is to get smarter, but this is simple to people who are intelligent.



But mad men hate being called mad,

Same for foolish people.


Now, you credited a statement to God, which was a false quote, you couldn't supply a reference, and you are offended when a supposed "emotional being" that you wish to subjugate her kind called your lucidity to question.



Your stupidity would have been amusing if not that I have no interest in educating you.



Go and face individuals who have less IQ than you, or those around your range.



You didn't succeed in piquing my interest.

Born troway

lhordspy:
A failed comedian looking for cheap attention.

HIs mate, Sabinus won an AMVCA ... This shameless clown is all over social media looking for validations and attention from social media obidient kids. I cant still believe i fought for supposedly justice alongside this clown during end-sarz protest before it got hijacked by miscreants and i had to back down. I should have known he was just an attention seeking social media nuisance. A yoruba-boy making fun of a Yoruba-Elder stateman all because of internet clout, likes and validations. smh

The silly boy emulating and copying yiibos. Yibbos that have no single or iota of trace of home-training or respect for their elders, talkmore of others.

Less than 90 days to go. This nonsense will surely be put to bed. The downFall of AIT ought to be a lesson to everyone. The Buhari they antagonised and ran campaign of calumnies against in 2015 with different demeaning documentaries and silly jokes. Not only won that election. But repeat it again in 2019.

Where is AIT now in the world of in-vogue news media.?

He has achieved 10× more than every member of your family put together....

Saintmary:
Simple questions you cannot answer.



See the dolt that wants to lead a woman.



Anyway, you will find your type.

If only you were an ardent reader of the bible you wouldn't have been confused as to where to locate it in the bible.

I just hope a witless and hobo person like you will admit to truth rather than displaying an act of a juvenile.

theredaddy:
So is having seaport or being branded as capital tantamount to efficient government or are they not ... it took fashola and ambode collectively 12yrs to turn lagos around because BAT laid a solid foundation, so what makes you think 13yrs is to small for substantial development to happen.


Lagos is capital for 77yrs, pele o historian why not lets compare lagos as capital for 77yrs vs lagos under Tinubu captivity for 23yrs who did better,
Nigeria is blessed with so many resouces and we are suffering, importing crude we have, so what tha fvck is Lagos is capital compared to that, government is the magic not title, olodo

if development naa by "capital" then lets kuku rename Nigeria as "Capital" very daft set of people

I blame just two people in your life.

I blame your teacher for teaching nonsense in school

I also blame your parents for not being able to afford a good and decent school for you.

Saintmary:
Which God in heaven?


If it's an angel, give me his name and rank


If it's in the Bible, which book, which verse?


Show me where God opened His mouth and directed men to have many wives

The duty of a woman is to support and compliment a man...... Women are supposed to be under a man, not on top of a man.

theredaddy:
Is good governance not suppose to be about progress and continuity .. how is the fact that fashola out performed Tinubu suppose to be weapon against Tinubu ... is it not the prayer of every parent that there kids do better than them, can you discredit BAT is not a political father to fashola, ambode, sanwo olu or osibanjo you pretend to love, they easily forget a fruit can not fall far from its tree or can a orange tree grow apple

When hate clouds the minds you won't even see the gutter closeby till you fall in it n disgrace your family .. another kid will soon come online n tell us lagos is former capital automically development go dey germinate for there without govt, as if calabar is not former capital and why is current capital not setting the pace

*.....Lagos was the former capital for 77yrs.

*..... Calabar was also the former capital for just 13yrs.

*.... Oil was discovered as at when Lagos was the capital, which Calabar didn't experience.

*..... The nation's number one seaport was centered in Lagos, due to its close proximity to the sea and depth of the waters.

*..... And an international airport was centered in Lagos as well.


So don't come here and tell me history, which Calabar never got to enjoy.

theredaddy:
Is good governance not suppose to be about progress and continuity .. how is the fact that fashola out performed Tinubu suppose to be weapon against Tinubu ... is it not the prayer of every parent that there kids do better than them, can you discredit BAT is not a political father to fashola, ambode, sanwo olu or osibanjo you pretend to love, they easily forget a fruit can not fall far from its tree or can a orange tree grow apple

When hate clouds the minds you won't even see the gutter closeby till you fall in it n disgrace your family .. another kid will soon come online n tell us lagos is former capital automically development go dey germinate for there without govt, as if calabar is not former capital and why is current capital not setting the pace

Just like you said, a fruit cannot fall far from its tree, that is why we need to run after he forced Buhari on Nigerians.

theredaddy:
Is good governance not suppose to be about progress and continuity .. how is the fact that fashola out performed Tinubu suppose to be weapon against Tinubu ... is it not the prayer of every parent that there kids do better than them, can you discredit BAT is not a political father to fashola, ambode, sanwo olu or osibanjo you pretend to love, they easily forget a fruit can not fall far from its tree or can a orange tree grow apple

When hate clouds the minds you won't even see the gutter closeby till you fall in it n disgrace your family .. another kid will soon come online n tell us lagos is former capital automically development go dey germinate for there without govt, as if calabar is not former capital and why is current capital not setting the pace

My problem is that you guys attribute every infrastructure built by his successors to he Tinubu.

Kobojunkie:
What century do you think you live in?
Don't bother responding as I see you are not looking to speak reasonable in this.

Oni of ife is 10× more exposed than you are, but he got married to multiple wives.

Stop deceiving yourself, you want to drop your culture and adopt the white man's culture, claiming you are in the 21st century.

Kobojunkie:
So if this woman decides to also exercise her right as a human by getting herself a sideman or even a second husband, what does it change of the fact that her husband in this case admitted to, this after initially denying it, cheating on her?

If she gets herself a man, she go find herself for her papa house...

No video or pictures backed this report.

Kobojunkie:
Aarrrgghh!

So, am I to take it that you are fine with the one you are in relationship with putting up picture and profile on dating sites?

What if the husband decides to marry two more wives?

In as much as i don't support polygamy, an African man has the right to marry as much wives as possible.

Whether you like it or not, the equality of a man is more higher, than that of a woman.... That was how God in heaven ordained it to be.

Kobojunkie:
So this woman should be happy that instead of dumping her, he is instead choosing to cheat on her?

How did he cheat on her?

The APC supporters are wishing that their candidate have the type of physical strength President Peter Obi has.

peepydelano:
Most of all these southeastern girls(all of them sef) are into hookups, we don’t allow them into our family. No decency whatsoever in them, they expose their deflated body everywhere thinking it’s sexy. So disgusting.

Illiteracy is a big disease, try and cure it.

depressedlad:
i never beg on this forum before. i felt like doing it several times but i changed my mind before doing it, because i know begging make one lazy and unproductive, but here i am doing it because i think its my last option. a drug was prescribed for my since november but i still havent got it because the street has not been gentle since that time. i tried and tried but couldnt raise the money and the sickness is dealing with me i really need to buy it. its an ulcer medicine called "pyrexcombi" i asked in the pharmacy its worth 5k and the only money i managed to raise since nov is 2k. the little i got from the menial jobs i do i use it for food. i know there is a lots of guys here on nairaland that are bigger than 5k all i am beggin for is the remaining 3k to buy that med. I SWEAR TO ALMIGHTY GOD WHO CREATED ME AND YOU THAT I AM NOT A SCAMMER AND I AM NOT LYING. help me if you can do it and god will bless you. i need only 3k from one, two or three people. i will show a proof when i bought the med. pls help me out guys.

Yahoo yahoo yaff come again with another format

For Nigeria, wey everybody eyes dey red, na him you carry begging come.... Oga if you no take time, we go chew your meat.

And the one wey be pain me pass be say you be APC supporter, ndi suffering and smiling

Salewabeau:
I hope I get the right � reasons here than other channel here since this is the dating thread

My husband and I got married in 2021. He got a job in the UK middle of last year as a skilled worker. He was into tech before he left. Since then I've been the only one in the motherland while he consistently sent something home to cater for myself and rent. Plans are underway to join him as soon as I'm done with NYSC.

Last week, one of my friends in the UK hinted me about something that keeps giving me sleepless nights and terrible unrest. She's a student there and we went to secondary school together. She happened to see my hubby on a dating website. She sent me screenshot of his profile and my husband pictures are all there. Everything. She's on the dating app too.

I confronted my husband after several investigation of the geniuty of what I know. He only yield in after I sent him all evidence that I have. Now he tells me dating app is a norm in the UK and everyone is there. He said he's only there to socialize and meet people, especially Nigerian, but not for dating.

This has caused some issues between us as I wasn't really satisfied with this excuse. I'm tired of constantly thinking my husband is cheating on me.

I love my husband and he's the only man I've ever known.

Unlike the opposite, it is not in the nature of men to go abroad and dump their wife.

To me, i think you should have nothing to worry about.

Abokisulay:
Why will any sensible person call the liar a president? President of the Ipob miscreants

Na confirm Charlie you be....

Try dey get sense, e get why.

Villa12:
Go Ask your kinsmen what Tinubu did as governor they will tell you

You don't know what Tinubu does as a governor then i urged you to ask your kinsmen they will tell you

Ask Nnamani
Orji uzor kalu
Umahi
Prof Soludo
Hope Uzordinna
Okorocha

They will tell you what Tinubu did as a governor

Try dey smoke the one your head fit carry, no dey chook mouth for every smoke wey you see, make you for no madt...

Franzinni:
The igbofication is not a wise idea.

They could have made it an African representation generally. But igbofication only show naivety.

But what do I even know

E be like say you and local dog dey chop from the same plate?

Point of correction, stop addressing him by his name, use his title, like President Peter Obi

Villa12:
Any Yoruba, Hausa, fulani or Niger delta man and woman campaigning for Obi should have a rethink and retrace their step back. Though this isn't supposed to be so but you see those IGBOS have turned this election to tribalistic one. They have even turn it to religious one

I will support and vote for Tinubu. He has more achievements, antecedents and legacies to point at as a governor and when he left government than EVERY other contestants

Tinubu is very much accommodating and tolerance than other contestants. IGBOS are taking political position in Lagos. IGBOS are civil servants in Lagos and other South western states. IGBOS are doing businesses freely in Lagos and other south western region

Please go to any eastern state to see if you'd see any Yoruba or Hausa man as ordinary councillor. It is a TABOO to the Igbo

To them their igbo president in form of Obi is the best after bread and butter while others are nothing to write home about. Support Tinubu or Atiku and watch them curse, bash or threaten you. They accused you of being paid for supporting Tinubu or Atiku while them are doing it freely. They always insult the Fulani and Hausas and call them all sorts of names. They even call them cow, almajiri etc. They insult the Yorubas calling them fulani slaves. They condemned Nigeria as a country. Claiming Nigeria is a ZOO

ACHIEVEMENT- I WILL VOTE TINUBU
TOLERANCE & ACCOMMODATING- I WILL VOTE TINUBU

For the northerners who reside in the north you can ask any of your family or friends living in Lagos and other South western states they will tell you how Yoruba are so friendly, loving and accommodating. Go to the state headquarter at Alausa ikeja you'll see igbos holding top position without any discrimination

Go to east and see how all positions are occupied completely by all igbos.

An average IGBOS are resentful, spiteful, hateful, bittered et al. They literally see themselves better, superior and more sophisticated than other tribes.

PLEASE verify this my claim if you aren't aware of it and make a decision on who to campaign and vote for

I leave you to your conscience

I don't blame, you stay at the comfort of your home and type rubbish.

What stops the Yorubas from going to the east to establish businesses?.... After all, the Hausas are doing business peacefully in the east.

What and what has Tinubu done as to when he was a governor, even Fashola, Ambode and Sanwo-olu performed wey better than he Tinubu.

lhordspy:
This is what you get when you have lot of yiibos following you on social media.

I will keep saying it. You can call me a tribal bigot all you want but yiibos are the most disrespectful,abusive, envious, hatefilled human in the world. This is now more than politics, it is more like another b!afran war to them.

This electioneering period just showed the world their true animalistic uncultured behaviour. It is so sad because the elders that are suppose to be correcting the younger ones are also getting involve in the irritating act and the ones sensible enough trying to correct the youthful ones are insulted, cursed and threatened.

It is getting worst. Things are falling apart. And nobody seems to be bothered. The teenage yiibos using social media are taking note of this, in a matter of time. They will also become the monster we are experiencing now. Even a far more worst monsterious hatred filled vessels.

Of what use or benefits has the APC done in Nigeria.

You still want to continue another 8yrs of hardship?

My guy i weep for you and your tribes men.