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Investment › Re: FTX Founder, Bankman-Fried Arrested In Bahamas, To Be Extradited To The US by Dshocker(m): 8:30am On Dec 13, 2022
This guy is the youngest billionaire...

He made his money when he noticed that the United States of America was selling bitcoin at $10,000 and Japan was selling for $11,000

https://www.instagram.com/p/CbfSXTzgaL-/?utm_medium=copy_link
Travel › Re: Man Mourns Girlfriend Who Died In An Accident 11 Days After Arriving Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 9:53pm On Dec 12, 2022
emmanuel596:
Dark powers are real
I pity you....
Politics › Re: Only Peter Obi Worries Us, Atiku Cannot Win – APC’s Osita Okechukwu by Dshocker(m): 5:22pm On Dec 12, 2022
Reno Omokri will weep at this report....
Properties › Re: My Landlady And Her Daughter Want To Finish Me! by Dshocker(m): 5:18pm On Dec 12, 2022
Oberhiri141:
Ever since i packed into my new house, my landlady and her daughter have been disturbing my life one way or the other.

One day, I gave my landlady 10kg of mama gold rice which was given to me at my place of work and then the following morning she called me and asked me to lend her 10k.

I think she has taken my kindness for weakness and as for her daughter, her own inordinate request for money is unbearable. If it's not meatpie today then it's recharge card or even hair cream.

Please, Elders in the house, how can I cope with this burden?
You are the cause of your problem, stop complaining...
Celebrities › Re: Korth Adeleke: Sina Rambo's Wife Accuses Him Of Domestic Violence, Marriage Ends by Dshocker(m): 5:14pm On Dec 12, 2022
ednut1:
grin Gold digging gone wrong, because he is an Adeleke no mean say he dey get enough money from his family to blast. Naso Tonto go marry Churchill thinking say na Obasanjo son hahahaha
She also came from a rich home dude.
Celebrities › Re: Korth Adeleke: Sina Rambo's Wife Accuses Him Of Domestic Violence, Marriage Ends by Dshocker(m): 5:12pm On Dec 12, 2022
Zonefree:
Any rich man going into marriage with a Nigerian girl is being unwise.
Oga calm down, the guy det fvck up as a husband, stop blaming women all the time.
Celebrities › Re: Korth Adeleke: Sina Rambo's Wife Accuses Him Of Domestic Violence, Marriage Ends by Dshocker(m): 5:01pm On Dec 12, 2022
Most children of billionaires are lazy and lavishly spend money unnecessarily.
Romance › Re: Just Found Out My 21yrs Old Girlfriend Has Ringworms (krokro) All Over Her Head by Dshocker(m): 4:52pm On Dec 12, 2022
IntelChief:
Previous thread...

https://www.nairaland.com/7475868/met-very-pretty-lady-very

I shared the post above last night and some people adviced me to check the lady's hygiene. So I went to her (my girlfriend) place today after work. I noticed that this girl is either always tieing a headtie or wearing a wevon in my presence.

So while we were kind of playing, I took her unawares and I removed her headtie quickly and... Jesus!!!, lo and behold, the girl I've been calling my 'latest girlfriend' has all sorts of round-abouts on her head.

She was both surprised and angry after I did that. She kept saying nonsense like, "why did remove my scarf like that?"... "meanwhile the dandruff on my head is an inherited family thing" bla bla bla...

I just sat down there as still as a stone, wondering how a grown up 21 years old pretty girl can be that dirty. But one thing is for sure, I am never going to penetrate this girl, no, not even with 50 condoms on. Wtf.
God abeg o, make 2023 no resemble this year for me when it comes to girlfriends matta o. I taya jare
Take her to the saloon and treat the hair, it can't cost more than 2k
Romance › Re: Is This Photo True About Men's Polygamous Nature? by Dshocker(m): 4:45pm On Dec 12, 2022
Rokiatu45:
Men just like unnecessarily headache.

Some have a wife, 3 side chicks, an ex on the side they keep
In their contact for once in a while banging and still wants more.

Ya all say that dealing with women ain’t easy but you don’t mind dealing with 4 or 5 women at the same time just because of sex.

And people are wondering why men are dying quicker than women.



Funny gender.
Where they killed because of sex?
Fashion › Re: Ladies That Wear Lashes, Be Careful Of The Glue (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 4:07pm On Dec 12, 2022
Na Nigeria e happen?
Crime › Re: Ruth Yakadi: Lady Raped, Murdered & Dumped Near Bridge Is A UNIJOS Student by Dshocker(m): 3:13pm On Dec 12, 2022
Terrible
Family › Re: I Just Had My Third Child, Congrats To Me - Photos by Dshocker(m): 3:11pm On Dec 12, 2022
Airforce1:
Hi peeps, just had my third child with my baby mama.. A big congrats to me.

See photos below
Make that woman die for your hand, then you go know how far.

You will spend money to marry her first, before burying her.

So it is best you do proper marriage rights.
Food › Re: What’s The Difference Between The Red Colored Apple And Green Colored Apple? by Dshocker(m): 12:33am On Dec 12, 2022
South Africa has the best apple in the world....
Celebrities › Re: Is Paul Okoye Showing Off A New Woman? (Photo) by Dshocker(m): 10:18pm On Dec 11, 2022
pocohantas:
This na girl wey dey wear bra dance for Tiktok o. Sugar baby go soon collect Range Rover. grin



No they are not. You have to give it to Anita, she is/was very mature about it. He has visited the kids and I think she posted one of such visits. Even when he got together with his brother, she posted it. They are still his kids and access shouldn’t be denied.
Wetin be her name for tik tok?
Politics › Re: Atiku To Tinubu: How Did You Inherit Properties If You Are From Poor Background? by Dshocker(m): 9:54pm On Dec 11, 2022
Very useless party
Politics › Re: Atiku To Tinubu: How Did You Inherit Properties If You Are From Poor Background? by Dshocker(m): 9:52pm On Dec 11, 2022
Let a static illiterate like Fani kayode or Festus Keyamo come and answer this question....
Crime › Re: House Help Broke Into Her Madam's Safe And Stole 11,000 Dollars (Video, Photos) by Dshocker(m): 9:47pm On Dec 11, 2022
Blessedmercy8:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQhCOh5Rozo

Wonders shall never cease.
A house help who broke into her madams safe and stole 11,500 dollars ( 8 million) was caught as she was trying to make away with the money. Please watch to see her face. Shame dey catch me for her. A whole 8 million.

The craze for money among our youth eh . I don't get it
She didn't even pity her boss, she took 11000 out of 12,500 Dollars and left 1500 for her boss. Chai!
What a greedy lady.
This is how Tilumbu has been stealing from Lagos state treasury.
Food › Re: How To Cook Efo Riro With Step By Step Guide (Photos, Video) by Dshocker(m): 8:59pm On Dec 11, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
Efo Riro is a very delicious soup from the Yoruba tribe of Nigeria. This soup is so delicious that I wondered what took me so long to share the recipe. This video gives a detailed easy to follow steps on how to cook a mouth watering and finger licking Efo Riro.

Ingredients:

Shoko
Tatashe
Shombo
Peppers
Beef
Shaki (use any protein you prefer)
Chicken (optional)
Ponmo
Smoked Prawns
Smoked Panla fish
Dry fish
Palm oil
Blended crayfish
Onions
Iru (Locust bean)
Seasoning cubes
Salt


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0Oujd9CRk
Dem suppose arrest you, where you dey see all this money dey run all this package?
Family › Re: What Are You Giving Yourself This Christmas? by Dshocker(m): 8:56pm On Dec 11, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
I wish to give myself 14 hours sleep daily for the Christmas period to tell my body well done for all the work done through the year.

I already know it's not possible grin grin grin
More work dey.
Gloria you really cooked and serviced your husband well this year.... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Family › Re: What Are You Giving Yourself This Christmas? by Dshocker(m): 8:53pm On Dec 11, 2022
A 2018 mercedes benz GLE43
Politics › Re: Governor Zulum Tells Remi Tinubu He Will Deliver Borno To Tinubu by Dshocker(m): 8:49pm On Dec 11, 2022
leketon:
God told you?
Yes ma.
Politics › Re: Governor Zulum Tells Remi Tinubu He Will Deliver Borno To Tinubu by Dshocker(m): 6:29pm On Dec 11, 2022
leketon:
So is your candidate that will win abi?
God has ordained him...
Christianity Etc › Re: May God Keep Daddy Adeboye. That Man Is A True Man Of God by Dshocker(m): 12:25pm On Dec 11, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
I've been under a few other men of God but none stood out for me like pastor Adeboye. As in the power of God I've experienced from him, his humility and genuine walk and spiritual exercises just makes him outstanding among his fellow GOs.

Yesterdays holy ghost service was one of a kind. The power of God truly came down and I felt it. When he was doing the 360 turn, the power of God was just moving so heavily I felt I was going to throw up my spirit from within me. My spirit was literally trying to jump out of my body. Hmmm.... God is truly with Adeboye..

May God keep him for us. Amen.

I am blessed.
Adeboye don chop church money tire.

You never talk wetin make you want throw up.

Nothing miraculous happens in Nigeria, if you want to communicate to almighty God, pray to him from the comfort of your home, stop going to Nigerian business centers churches.
Crime › Re: Judge Kills Wife, Rapes Corpse In Front Of Their Kids, Hangs Himself In Church by Dshocker(m): 12:19pm On Dec 11, 2022
Jennyclay:
Murder

Rape

At the same time. undecided. Evil men everywhere!

Glory be to God he killed himself because if he was still alive... executing the wild animal won't be enough.

I feel sorry for the children. Their father was a beast and a horrible monster
But you go still marry one of them beast, whether you like it or not.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Receives Tinubu-Shettima Campaign Council (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 12:17pm On Dec 11, 2022
Abokisulay:
I believe say nobody for una family fine r ach the guy.

Post ur pics make we see ur mvnkey face
Baba check first, e be like say dem don ban you grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Every Lady Above 30 Once Saw and ignored Serious Men In Their Early 20s. by Dshocker(m): 7:59am On Dec 11, 2022
ebonyggurl:
Oga Uk and Nigeria are not the same. If the women here decide to settle for poor unambitious men what will marriages here be like with this our economy especially when she falls pregnant?

I don't know when sane people Will stop comparing first world country citizens with third world country citizens undecided
They have to manage and build together.
Politics › Re: Governor Zulum Tells Remi Tinubu He Will Deliver Borno To Tinubu by Dshocker(m): 7:27am On Dec 11, 2022
It is 100% impossible.

Tinubu should forget northern governors, non will deliver anything to him, especially Kaduna state governor, El Rufai.

The Hausa people that i have known for over 30yrs of my life will betray Tinubu, provided that their brother is also contesting.

The problem of the Yorubas is that they don't travel or migrate around Nigeria to understand other tribes.
Crime › Re: With One Year Left To Live And Spend 8 Billion , Yahoo Boy Becomes Apprehensive by Dshocker(m): 11:40pm On Dec 10, 2022
Righteousness2:
Reminds me of a certain young man i personally met in Lagos.
He made money through illumanti devilish group. He was told he will live until 50 yrs , but will lose her his manhood. He was told never to eat anything cooked by a lady.
He became a big boi, Lavishly spending up and down until one day, he travelled to see his mum . The mum baked meat pie and gave to him. He forgot he was not to eat anything from a woman. He took a bite and instantly got a sign that he has broken the rules. Immediately the devil came for Him.


His biznesses and houses mysteriously caught fire. Police from no where came to his house and found drugs that he didn't know where it came from.
He had 3 bank accounts that had millions of Naira.
He tried to access them , mysteriously the millions in the accounts vanished!
The 1st account balance became 6000
The 2nd account balance became 6000
The 3rd account balance became 6000
( 666). If you know u know.


The young man became like a mad man. He could not sleep in His mansions. Demons everywhere. He managed to be sleeping in a car.

Fortunately, someone who saw him invited him to Chosen . The devil threatened him and did everything to Hinder him from Coming. The lady practically pulled him into the Church just few hrs before he was to die.

The Servant of GOD, Pst Muoka was praying on the pulpit and the young man jumped out and began to sumersault and manifest with all their Signs. It was like a war.
The GOD of Chosen Delivered Him. He got his manhood back that day.


This is not nollywood film. This is life . I personally met the boy and talked with him.

Listen!
The devil has Nothing good to give you. That thing that he is dangling at you in the name of money , fame , wealth or whatever is Chaff!
Anything that comes from the devil, is after your soul, no matter how attractive it is.
All the devil is after is to ensure you go to Hell!
His assignment is to Steal , kill and destroy.

The Blessings of the LORD, it makes rich and adds no Sorrow.
Real Blessing is available in JESUS Christ.
This guy, i feel like arresting you.

Please stop misleading the public with your lies, haba

Romance › Re: See What She Did To Her Friend by Dshocker(m): 1:10pm On Dec 10, 2022
Twitter and fabrication na 5 & 6
Romance › Re: A Friend Got Me This Perfume. How Much Does It Cost? (pics Ins) by Dshocker(m): 1:07pm On Dec 10, 2022
faceland:
It looks expensive. What I fundly call "smell like Abuja".

I would guess from 5k to 15k
You don't know anything about perfumes
Romance › Re: A Friend Got Me This Perfume. How Much Does It Cost? (pics Ins) by Dshocker(m): 1:05pm On Dec 10, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
A friend of mine got me this perfume. He stays in Abuja. He just got into town from Abuja. I couldn't see him before he left for Abuja, so he decided to give the perfume to one of is friends to give to me. I just got the perfume yesterday.

So, I don't know if there's anyone here that has used or bought the perfume before. I want to know how much the perfume is being sold. I want to know the price of the perfume. So, if there's anyone here who knows the price of the perfume, please do let me know.

Thanks.


Attached below are pictures of the perfume;
As an avid user of perfumes, the estimate should around 4k.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Was Tempted In The Church $$, And I Did This. by Dshocker(m): 10:47am On Dec 10, 2022
Hezzyluv:
So I went to the church one certain Sunday, I think this year or so. Prior to time of offering, the the church normally gives envelope for it. Perhaps, to avoid others seeing what you will drop in the basket.

And an usher gave me my own offering envelope, i dipped hand in my Pucket and removed #100 from it to put as offering. On opening the envelope, I was surprised because, I saw 2mints of $100 note. I think someone might have dropped it as offering the previous Sunday and the ushers skipped it when they opened and removed money from other envelopes.

The mind as usual started dropping devilish thoughts like, you know you don't have nice phone. You know the money in your bank account is not up to $30 let alone $200. You know you don't have a job..... All the you knows and plenty what-if's kept ringing in my head. I decided to show a friend seating beside me, the answer he gave me surprised me and goes thus... "Na your father house na, him don bless you".... I started pondering on na your father's house na your father's house if you carry the $200, drop your #100 nothing go happen. But one tiny thought said to me, what if you do this single act and curse followz you? shocked

That was how I put my #100 note inside the envelope 2geda with the $200 when it was time for offering, I just dropped everything inside the basket. After the church service, my friend came to me and said" find me something na. And I told him, me don drop the money back because, I no get that mind. He now said even me I come rethink am sey e no good make you carry the money."

looked back and was happy I didnt go with the money because, any little -tive thing that happens to me, I might be saying "maybe na because of that money wey you carry from church ooo"grin
Oga nothing will happen to you, after all Nigerian pastors have been ripping members off, living a luxurious lifestyle.

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