₦airaland Forum

Idowu116:
Hello nairalanders, there is this very good friend of mine who got married this year, early April.So last week Friday,i came to do some projects around that ibeju lekki side of Lagos.So my friend lives there with his bride and after closing for the day,i decided to say hi to them because it's been a while we met.I got there,knocked on the gate but to my surprise I met the gate slightly closed then I begin to wonder what if thieves entered the compound.I entered the house and heard moaning. I called my friend number to let him know am around but he told me he is not around that his wife is home.I went to the room the moaning was coming from and I could here bleeping sounds.I knocked and the action stopped.The wife opened the door I saw her in underwears,she was shocked to see me.To cut the story short, I saw the leg of a man beside the bed and that was how they started begging me,the guy was so dirty and unkept.I snapped his face by force on my phone and the bride started begging me not to tell her husband.Telling me she will do sleep with me to compensate me and I got more annoyed.
This is a lady my friend spent millions for her bride price oo.Women are indeed useless
I haven't told anyone about the incident though but am going to tell my friend soon

You are lying 100% bro.

How can a cheating wife still open the door half naked, knowing fully well that it might be her husband.

Cunnilingus.

I cover my mouth with the blood of Jesus Christ

Islandlady:
I am happy they are getting over the death of their beloved son!

Well they should be extra careful when they have the next child again

Have you come to your right senses, by supporting incoming President Peter Obi?

noble71:

I knew that the new naira redesign by Emiefele would be fought by high ranking politicians cus they already have campaign funds in the old Naira.


Vote Peter Obi for President.


Meanwhile at a good rate sell your Pi to us.

How much do you buy PI?

Are they the only players signed to PSG...

It is just coincidence.

Mino1000:
Hi everyone, so I met this beautiful babe June this year and we started dating three months later. We genuinely loved each other and we had a relationship that people envied.

We trusted each other so much that I had access to her google account and all her personal info on my laptop, while she also had mine on her phone to cut the long story short, I have a problem of always getting worried whenever she is not home and I can't reach her for example if she leaves in a bolt and the journey is 30minutes but she is not reachable one hour later I start to worry and call people I feel are at home and even the bolt rider.

On this particular day, she had a meeting with her colleagues which just came into the country, she shared her live location but it was last updated an hour ago, she was not picking her calls and it was 11:45pm mind you she was in Ikeja and lives at lekki so she was still going to Lekki that night in this dangerous December month in Lagos. I called and called but she did not pick then I got so worried and went to her google contacts to get her boss number and called him. He told her I called and that is how trouble started.

She explained that nobody has his number and she is the middle man between him and clients so his number getting into my hands without her permission means his company info is not safe. She said I have destroyed all what she labored to build over the years and blocked me everywhere (phone, whatsapp, snapchat) and left me with only instagram access. I have been begging her since last night when this happened, but she only unblocked me to tell me not to call her again and blocked me back.

I have been trying to explain to her that relationship and marriage is full of challenges so she should not let this one destroy what we had but she has been ignoring me. If I call with a different number she hangs up immediately she hears my voice.

We were already talking about marriage and in fact, I had already started making arrangements for a proposal next year.

I swear I really love this lady with everything that I have and I know for a fact that she loved me too but right now I am confused I am wondering how she was so much in love with me yesterday morning but doesn’t even want to hear my voice today. She went as far as threatening to get me arrested if I come close to her house. I am really confused and need mature advice on what to do to save this relationship because right now I can’t focus on anything. Plus I trust her so I wasn’t calling because I thought she was doing something silly.

I can see you are obsessed with her, to the extent you had the audacity to call her boss by 11:45pm, haba.

Oga you Bleep up.

As for your girlfriend, it seems she is tired of the relationship before now, she is fed up with you.

TIDDOLL:
So I'm sitting here at the dinning close to the reception, Yemetu Ibadan precisely and it's 2am...
Took my rage down the steps with my backpack and my face cap on!! Had to take some shots of Orijin bitters to type this...

I'm happy I could tame my anger though, else you'd be seeing this on Instablog by dawn.

Probably titled "Middle age man slapped hook up girl and she fainted" or better still...."Hook up girl caused drama after client refused to pay up"

I did pay though...25k !!!

Started from a dating site, and we agreed 15k overnight for 3rounds, to include kissing et Al...well I've been busy for days since our agreement, and I eventually put a call through at my leisure, got to know she sells men's wear, told her to bring two packing shirts along.

Got to the hotel first, yea I bought rice(jollof nd fried) waited for her and got zoned into working on my PC.

She called, went down stairs to bring her up the stairs, room 9...I wasn't even interested in the asthetics of the 12k room, all I wanted is sex!

Though the fan works like a snail...
She complained, told her to keep calm...AC would come up by 10 according to the receptionist..

We got talking, she wouldn't stop about the heat..
Thanks to being plus sized..

Went straight into shower whilst we talk about her going back to Delta state, getting a shop and all..

She wouldn't stop about my height nd bla bla..

Let's just dive into this, tried bringing out my "fire" protection ..
Damn, I bought two! Then it all started..

No no no.... I'm here with my condoms she screamed...
What!!!.....see, I've got history with Durex getting torn nd all..reason I prefer this.

She no gree o.....I succumbed, she brought out a weird lubricant...
Blehhh....I cared less..she rubbed it on..
Nd I worked her a bit..she wouldn't even let me touch her spot.

I was irked, must it all look robotic??
She doesn't care a bit!

Did the first round....went to bath and she got dressed, let's go downstairs..

Woman?? For what exactly, I'm not going...got work to do on my PC, let's stay here and talk.

Started threatening she would give our her number if someone asked downstairs..

Oh well, go ahead..
About 45min downstairs after taking shots of bullet, kept on calling me to come downstairs..
Said I wasn't interested..
She later came up minutes after while I was dumping in the toilet..

She flung the toilet door open, I was pissed, close this door c'mon.
Finished...cleaned up nd got on the bed so we could kick on with the rounds..

She caught fire right away...
"Don't fucking touch me please,just go and sleep with an angry voice, I kept my cool..

Went to the sofa, kept on working but nah that urge won't give me a rest, went back to her.

I'm sorry I couldn't go downstairs with you..
No vex, Okay I go run you 5k more with the 20k

She got up, started negotiating 10k...
Told her 5k or nothing and turned my back..
She agreed!!

Ordered me to get the lubricant, I didn't flinch got it right away.
Told her to turn over, she bossed me around so good...

No I'm not doing, it's from the front or nothing..
Did some front...30min and I'm still not done then she went haywire.

You're sweating!! What is your problem self!!..
Stop pinning me down!!

Then and then my face changed!!
I payed a whole good deal for this..
Why would you be the boss here, da Bleep!! I've been so gentle all day, kind words nd all even while you spewing insults.


At 2am....she took a chair right to the door of the hotel room nd started screaming I want to hurt her..

Oh my...I still need my pride nd dignity intact..
Packed my stuffs nd all...
Nd went straight down to sit at the reception.


Can you be the judge of this















This is not a hoax,it actually happened tonight.

God in heaven knows i cannot have anything to do with a prostitute.

I don't know how you guys enjoy sex with them, coupled with the fact that most of them are diabolical and also exchanging and bonding with her spiritual, because most of them already have contaminated souls.

Story...

Every mother out there, knows what their daughters does for a living.

Any woman that claims she doesn't know what her daughter does is lying.

tommykiwi:
947 stadium in Qatar has been dismantled.
The stadium Ghana started their opening match in the 2022 worldcup.

Kudos to Qatar....

Source: Facebook

What do you mean by 947 stadium has been dismantled.


It is 947 containers used in building a particular stadium that was dismantled.

ibkayee:
Wait, which part of my comment did you think I was whining you about? I agree with you

I think beauty pageants have become bastardised in Nigeria since they hold one for every single thing but I still think she's pretty

Make i no talk

This guy is popping illegal children like he is popping champagne.

The parent of the girl are supposed to have gotten him arrested for kidnapping their daughter and impregnating her multiple times.

ibkayee:
Lol I'm genuinely not mocking her

But why will they hand her an ordinary paper printed in a cyber cafe for N200 and bought a crown of N1000 for her.

And the most painful part was that; everything was done inside that guys house and i don't want to imagine that other side of it.

Pageantry don suffer for Nigeria too much, every week Alex dey crown one lie lie queen for Nigeria.

ibkayee:
Mocking? Not at all

U sure, abi you dey whine me ni

ibkayee:
Pretty girl

Nigerians have beauty pageants for everything it seems

I know you are mocking her

Sweetplum:
I just gave an advise.
I m as gentle as a dove.

For you to give an advice, means you are capable of going there or have been going there.

Because human beings generally gives recommendations to what they have trust on.

Sweetplum:
Aunty rest naa. Leave this man. Except he duped you. And the two of you look like people deliberately giving out headlines to bloggers to get fame or catch cruise. Cos una matter don stale. There is a way to fight a man than ranting online. Just go to Ijebu-Igbo with his name, mother's name and picture.
You can even make him to be deported from abroad, smelling, peeing on the body, die of penury or just make him to be disgracing himself.
Aunty Nkechi, stop all these rant like say you be Putin. Follow who know road to Volence Headquarters and get your pound of flesh!

As small as you are, you don dey go babalawo house.

If Buhari is 80yrs and still strong, it means Tinubu's actual age should be around 90yrs+

spinna:
Why is there no railway crossing .this is crazy

Why didn't she run out of the car .

Cameraman had one job and failed

Her family can cash out suing the federal railway for negligence.. there should be a warning bell and gate etc.

You dey make me laugh, sue the government in what way?

She foolish parked a car on a rail track, she saw the train coming and still sat in her car, the government can sue her, even at death.

Smithkafors:
I don’t get it….what is she doing in the car at that moment?. Why is she not moving the car?.

Why are there no demarcations to stop cars from crossing when a train is approaching?.

Why did the train not stop?.

This country is finished and some young people that can’t differentiate their left from their right wants to finish it totally.

If una like no vote competent leaders who is agile to move around the country and speak directly to the people. Go vote Dubai or UK unhealthy landlords.

Which one be "why did the train not stop"?

You think say train get break like car?

The woman dey stupid and foolish, no RIP for her.

He left N14B debt for Adeleke

Jennyclay:
One thing men should learn is to help and not expect anything in return. As for me I can't go into marriage with someone my soul does not accept even if you have spent billions on me, I just can't.

Funny enough, you will get married to the guy that is available, not someone you love.

Gospelpreacher1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdKXF1XBRl4

This guy man has amassed so much billions from his gullible followers.

He is living his dream life, while his members are looking for financial breakthrough.

No be juju be that.

Hopebringer:
Ogun lo ma pa Baba e

You are an error by commission.

Hopebringer:
Omo jatijati
Oloriburuku osi

Useless urchin that will never amount to anything.

The time they gave birth to you, some people came and they ate rice, thinking that human being has arrived, not knowing that you are a calamity.

Even vulture that is a know scavenger, will reject your dead body.

Igboslayer:
The foolish man from Alaigbo, Ogbomosho is better than Awka FYI. The poverty indexes you asked for is below. You can see how Eastern state ranked and rub shoulders with Sokoto and co. Squalors dey shake small yanshs.

Obviously, your half education is having is tow. Pele, you can now go back to your shithole. Werey say Lagos dey reduce life span, do you have a life at all.

There is a reason they call it "National bureau of statistics"

You went to an unknown source for answers

Even the same Lagos that has the lowest, it was 98% contributed by other tribes, because the main indigenes are minus 1.

Guy, do yourself a favour and visit other parts of Nigeria and it appears that the Yorubas are the least travellers within the geography of Nigeria.

Wellspringbunny:
Our eldest daughter 22 years old disowned us because we didn't like the man she was dating.

The guy is not Nigerian which is not a problem but he has a bad reputation. He is a Gold digger and gigolo. He has 7 children by 6 women.

People from his country in our community have warned us and told us to tell our daughter to run for her life. We have talked to her to no avail. She left the house and disowned us. She got married yesterday Saturday without our knowledge.

We didn't know that she was getting married. It was my husband that saw the wedding footage on tiktok. He showed me the footage. We are heartbroken. We have lost sleep and appetites, here is nothing we can do to stop her. We don't have her contact nor her address.

She has even stopped talking to her immediate younger sister because she advised her to quit the relationship. She went to her sister's old house she heard them arguing about money. He used her credit card without her consent so my youngest daughter warned and told her to send him packing. She agreed only for her to block her till date, she has changed house. We hope that she will not end up like his other baby mamas.

I need advice from other parents in the house what advice would you give my husband and I? Please note we are not in Nigeria we lives abroad.

Even if i am based abroad, my children will not grow in that society.

Primary and secondary, will be in Nigeria, while their university will be outside.

Truly there is nothing you guys can do, just leave her to learn the hard way.

Hopebringer:
Sopona no ma kpa iya e

Omo ale

The painful part is that they celebrated the time they gave birth to you, not knowing that you will be miserable and useless to humanity.

Guy, it is better you end it now, so your lineage will not continue the same path as you took over from your father.

I weep.

Hopebringer:
Sopona no ma kpa iya e

Omo ale

You shouldn't be existing amongst humans, especially for the fact that you are just occupying space.

Like father, like son.

asan omo.

Igboslayer:
Wetin this one dey talk…Na that shitholes person go dey travel go. You dey Lagos enjoying the good life there and always travel back to your villages in the east.

FYI the whole of the south east is slightly bigger than OYO state. Your OBI couldn’t develop Awka in 8yrs but want to transform Nigeria….

Anambra state is the second smallest state in Nigeria and OBI never made any impact in terms of infrastructure. Today Awka is the worst state capital in Nigeria.

Try dey read, e get why.

Go and check the national bureau of statistics.

Sorry, i ain't in Lagos, because Lagos dey reduce lifespan.

And lastly try dey travel, ogbomosho will do you no good.

Hopebringer:
Na Ogun go punish all your children born and unborn. Bastard. Na armed robber dem go end up lynche don the street.

Useless bastard. Na Ogun go decimate your life

Bastard

Sadistic urchin, barking like a local dog.

Train a child in the ways of the lord, so when he grows, he will never depart from it, but apparently seems they can't do anything about your situation and i blame your useless parents, especially your wayward mother that should have aborted you, rather than birthing a nuisance into the society

I weep for your generation

Enemyofpeace:
See all I bought few minutes ago for just fifty thousand naira. Now my Christmas is set.


God no go shame us

This picture was taken 5yrs ago.

In the present day Nigeria, all these items should be between 80k-110k