₦airaland Forum

Hopebringer:
Na Ogun go punish you and the guy generation

Clap for yourself!

It is not hard to find a Sadist.

I think you should blame your parents for not giving you basic things of life, as to why the hardship in your life.

Pele.

Hopebringer:
Na Ogun go punish this man generation . Bastard... Ìmbecile, ignoramus... Government pikin...

Mad man. Why this bastard no come back make I go face the snow... Na Ogun go punish your unborn children none of them go see better

You call yourself hopebbringer, and you Insulting people for no reason?

Look before you leap, no dey use your hand dey shoot yourself for leg.

Samantha123:
There's this girl that I know and she's on a wheelchair, she parties like nobody's business and always has places to go and people to be with.

She can even speak all the 11 official languages here in SA due to her traveling experience around the country..

How does she get intimate with them?

Kewtt:
You see how you lost your chance urchin

Illiterate are you tired?

Kewtt:
You see how you lost your chance urchin

The word urchin is synonymous to your tribes men.

The fact still remains, you can never make it in life.

I blame your parents for not aborting you, when they had the opportunity.

You are just a living thing, occupying space.

Kewtt:
I need a personal driver. Do you have a driver's license? Can you travel long distances? Beg to apply.

But on second thought I would not employ morronic personified entity like you.

Did you say you are looking for driving job?

Can you ride okada, i will arrange one on higher purchase for you, but you must be a graduate before i can give it to you.

Graphicer:
I know this is in a wrong section but I need a lot of opinions that's why I posted it here.
Yeah, just like the topic says I will be 20 years old in few days time but I feel like I have wasted a big time of my life, there is no achievement to my name apart from a fairmoney debt that I don't have any means to repay.
I am a 200 level Mechanical Engineering Student and in my academic I am doing fairly well.
I learned mobile graphic design myself and I am not doing well in it
Anytime I sit down to think it seems my life has been a waste

I need advise, I am going on a a serious age of adulthood and now I don't still know what to do with my life.

Please nairalanders what word do you have for me


Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

You dey 20yrs dey complain, millions of Nigerians have gotten to 40yrs and have not achieved anything meaningful.

Kewtt:
Like I said... you're a morron. A waste of birth, scum of the earth, an unfortunate result of hot afternoon rape. Define conviction!

I weep for your generation to come, because your low iq will affect and define your lineage.

I blame your parents for birthing you, because you are a nuisance to the society, just ask yourself right now, "why haven't you made it"

Kewtt:
You're a morron. Where was he convicted? Can you even define conviction? All these spare parts sellers ...

Despite the fact your useless parents sent you to school, your head refused to understand the meaning of conviction.

You are a waste to the society.

Olodo, Tinubu was convicted with heroin charge, but wasn't sentenced , because he had a plea bargain with the United States government.

ManirBK:
Many Almajiris went to KARA Market in Birnin Kebbi, not far from my house to do work and they were paid with onions, tomatoes and other vegetables stuff because they are cheap at this season.

One Little Almajiri came to my House with onions in an exchange for food to eat. I offered Him food and collected the onions.

If u like feed them 3 times a day, when the time comes, they will come for your head.

My dad spent 24yrs in the north, before he ran away.

Igboslayer:
It took Igbos only 7 years after independence to plunge the young country called Nigeria into full blown civil war by Ojokwu (34yrs) and Gowon (31yrs) that find it difficult to find peace from within. (Youth is not wisdom afterall)

All resources the country needed for growth both humanlly and financially were allowed to perish because of the greed of one ethnic entity that find it difficult to embrace peace with other tribes. Today, Nigeria have not recovered from the civil war in terms of development and economic recovery.

Today Simon Ekpa (37) is at it again with the same ethnic agenda. They will fail as usual.

Try dey travel, rather than confining yourself in ogbomosho

These idiots are trying to deny Tinubu's drug conviction...

Alexreporter dey run the biggest pimping ring in Nigeria.

If care is not taken, this guy go dey do human trafficking.

80% of the girls here are hookup girls.

I am surprised that SARS have not shot him in the leg.

Wetin Moses Ayomide go use him eyes see for police, before dem go transfer am go kirikiri, him mouth no go fit talk am.

ogashman:
Was usually going for sleep overs at her place.
During this time, I discovered that once it's 10pm I start hearing some rustling sounds at her backyard cos her window is at the back of the house, being made by restless rats.


I thought it a normal thing. But on this fateful night, while I was asleep, she woke up. Said she has something to tell me that I should promise I won't leave her after hearing her.


I checked the time it was around 2am. I told her I won't leave her.

This girl opened up to me that she has a spirit husband. And those sounds I hear at night re not from rats but her spirit hubby who always comes around to sleep with her.....

That he was making those sounds because I have taken his place, and he couldn't gain access.



To be honest, I literarily froze that moment. I was like babe why re u telling me this by this time of the night. I couldn't wait for dawn before emulating Chioma Ajunwa and never came back.

It was later I got to discover that was the reason why she could jus stare at one spot for a long time; later told me she does this whenever he communicates with her.


Some weird things also happened to her which she later told me was caused by her spirit husband. she could literarily go blind when reading for a test, regains her sight after some hours. When writing, her hands sometimes go numb that she wouldn't be able to hold a pen. Although, she regains herself after some hours.

This actually happened in a tertiary institution

The man tormented her till she was withdrawn from the institution

Lamba

Human Life in Nigeria is not up to N1,000 in value.

Street urchins are there to devour the occupants

obembet:
Driving a car is an experience that requires you to multi-task. As you sit in the driver’s seat for the very first time, you might begin to feel overwhelmed with all the rules that you have to remember.

So let experience Driver teach us this simple question.

When slowing down is it clutch or break first?

Don't buy manual ooO, this one you dey find where brake dey.

Unless you just want to stress yourself

kay29000:
How much is old layers going for these days?

Somewhere around 3k-6k depending on where you are buying from.

mariahAngel:
One of the good things about Nigeria is our delicious street foods.
You're hardly fully Nigerian if you don't have at least one favourite Nigerian street food.
So, if you're a full blooded Nigerian, tell us your favourite Nigerian street food.

Pictures source: Instagram
( Your favourite does not necessarily have to be one of the foods in the pictures)

Na junk you dey chop, with high cholesterol.

Omo, mine is roasted yam, potato, plantain, with red oil stew, sprinkled with utazi leaf.

Terrible and pathetic... R.I.P

DaddyCK:
brother....are u pregnant or u need moiney to plant yor hair....whyy on earth do u nag!!!! (no oofeinse)

Uncle braggadocio...

I am yet to receive the "30k" you intend sending me.

No forget say siofra is watching, prove to her you are capable, because i know say you dey think her matter 24/7 like say she hold your placenta.

My guy, stop creeping on her.

ibkayee:
You’re so lucky, wish I hated food

I can finish 1 drum(208)ltrs of water in a day...

I dislike anything food, ever since i was birthed, i have been drinking only water.

I guess that is why they call me the aqua man.

The best agric fowl you can get is old layers.

Just like my father, i don't eat frozen meat, apart from fish.

Tinubu don colonize Brazil

SergeantTitus:
I have 800k, what profitable biz can I do

Their major markets you can supply food stuffs.

After learning how to trade the commodity, go up north and import food stuffs, in 1yr time, you will be counting over N20m

Please don't ask me how, because i am not into the trade, but i know for sure that you will make a hell of money in it.

Don't do perishable items.

DaddyCK:
Stalk? Bro..find another job & be a comedian. I took u serious but juss noticed u bored & just chatting $hit. U no nothin. How can I stalk someone I fokkked twice? U dint no that..did u? Siofra & I hav been having online beef for jokes. I no her, she knows me. Wot rubbish r u talking.
This is why I always end up slapping people's face...People like u. We r not enemies. Yes she been banned 17 times becuz am fully aware each time. If u broke & hav notin else to do....ask me nicely for moiney & I will gladly send u 30k. Peace!!

Na him you dey talk small small, Ike Lawrence 0016452401 Access bank.

Show yourself here, make i believe you, say you dey capable of Siofra, abeg no disappoint me.

DaddyCK:
Siofra has been banned only 18th times
.....she very stubborn like stubborn goat

But how did you know the number of times she has been banned, if you weren't keeping tab on her.

Truth is painful, you are stalking her.

If you like her, why not tell her, rather than monitoring her activities on Nairaland.

DaddyCK:
She juss been release from Ban...now she is very careful wot she writes or else she gets banned again. She been banned 17 times so far this year

Seems you are really obsessed with her, for you to know how many times she got banned...