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Tamarapetty:
Must they snap in bikini, lingerie or NUDE, Because of birthday photoshoot??



If they dress well, will they die??

Damony:
My Brother, I am an Akwa Ibomite from his senatorial district. It came to us as a big surprise when the rumor was everywhere; whereas there was no official authentication from Inec, that the most loved and uncommon senator has been defeated.


PDP in my state did so many rigging. What pains me most is the way they cry victim over the very HAVOC caused by them. Do you know that, In the very polling Unit in Uyo where I voted, the Women there were persuading me to vote for PdP, that money had been released for vote buying; claiming that everyone in my poll unit who would vote for PdP would be entitled to 5k; That if not for the presence of the Police they would have started sharing the money; That all what I have to do is to wait after the exercise so I would be paid!

Biglittlelois:
Pained zombie, we know your type!!!

Biglittlelois:
Because you were with me to know I didn't vote right?? ODE! !!

Biglittlelois:
God please do not let Buhari win this election.

worst election ever

EdoBozz:
Working class girls for Abuja, I fear them die Everybody eye dey for money. That's how we pick one up one day on her way to work. My friend had to act like my driver calling me oga. As we dropped her at her work place, a banker oooo, my friend rushed out to meet her and told her that his oga will love to see her after work. Na so she carry number give my guy. My guy just told me not to gist her anything that he has finished the work for me with what he told her.
By 6pm he called her has she instructed and he went to pick her, bought are fast food takeaway and delivered her straight to my bedroom as we already planned it. She wanted to start forming gist and asking to know me more and I just asked her if she is in a hurry to run away from me. Without saying anything thing else I just told her to take off her skirt suit and everything. Just like play she did not hesitate but she asked me if I had a condom which I didn't have. So I called my friend to rush to the corner shop to buy as a driver things you get. She was like no my driver (my real guy ooo) would know we are going to have sex and I told her obviously she already knows the reason why he brought her to me. Omo my guy funny sha, na so my guy carry condom put for tray come serve me for room say oga I don bring am. That's how me and this banker got down and after everything I just formed phone call that i have an urgent meeting. I told her I will write a cheque for 500k and give my driver to give her and go drop her off then I will collect her number from him and call her when am free.

The mumu babe was so happy and I left to hide in another room and told my guy to go drop her. My guy brought one dead cheque that the account is empty and closed and signed 500k for her.
He gave her and took her to drop her somewhere and in the car he said he was playing with the girl and told her as oga give you this kind money how much you go give me naa, the stingy babe say when she cash the cheque next time she is coming to see oga she will give him 5k. Asin my guy laugh die sha.

After everything sha, the next day its like bank clear her say the cheque no good so she call my guy wey form driver dey shout for my guy say its like my guy job her give her fake cheque then collect the cheque oga signed for her. My guy start to speak Hausa for phone like say na wrong number.

That day laugh wan kill us so my guy was telling me on a very good day if we no do her like that, the girl no for even answer us because we no be alhaji. After that day sha I never set my eyes on her again as she didn't even have my number and just knew me as a diplomat working with the UN, all na wash.

Kingcesar:
Easterners done wise eeeehhh. We cannot kill ourself for politicians again. Let your children lead and we will escort them.

glink2015:
PDP frustrated soul....


Lagoon is available for you.....jump into it...

Who cares?

EdoBozz:
See this one ooo. Who you help wey I come carry dey lie for you? As e be say you no believe maybe because you never go Abuja before you for just lock up and bounce out my thread.

EdoBozz:
I was taking my usual evening stroll in an estate I lived in some years back while I was in Abuja. Most evenings you see a lot of beautiful ladies either doing evening exercise or strolling with their dogs or stuffs like that.

So on this day I came across one cute lady doing her exercise and I approached her, stretched out my hand for a handshake and introduced myself. She shook me as well but didn't give me her name and told me she was busy so as a gentle man I excused her and went my way. On another cool evening I saw her again at same place and almost same time so I greeted her and kept on walking but I had timed her already.

As a badt Edo guy, on another day I drove down there so she knows the nigger got a ride and you know some girls no dey take eye see machine. Ac pumping, gbedu blasting very cool, I pulled over and this time as a papas, I just signaled her to come over a minute and to my surprise she came over. When she saw me properly she smiled and I knew e don set. So I told her let's take a ride, get some few drinks at the corner shop and go chill in one lonely side of the estate that was still being developed.

All these while my mind na to blow that yansh and I no even remember to ask her name. Just like play I don dey touch this babe inside car, fell the seat so she relax properly. Started kissing her and she was so responding very well. As I took my hands down the major area I just realised my bread has since been buttered and ready to devour, the girl wore only her tight leggings and wasn't wearing anything inside. Just like that, no condom self I just chop this babe like play like play. Everything was so pure and sweet I just dey trip die. I no even fear for HIV or any disease because me I know say the babe na pure ajebo pikin.

After everything she didn't allow me drop her in her house and she didn't give me her number, she just told me to drop her were I picked her and we should meet there same time next day. It was the next day we went on same chillings I got her name as Ogechi (Igbo Amaka). I swear I miss the babe.

The shocking part of everything was that until I left Abuja I never knew her house and she never knew my house. We never had each others phone numbers, we just had a private good time together and she really helped my balls wella.

MissRaine69:
He could have just used noodles like most guys ...a phone was a bit ambitious.