₦airaland Forum

Over 6yrs...

I noticed praying to God on your own, from the comfort of your home is more effective, than going to one business centre.

I am saying this unequivocally; All Nigeria pastors/men of God are thieves

His death is near, because the South Africans that i know will be planning to kill him.

Amount:


He have to eliminate Tompolo, but King Ateke will now take over totally

Na We We

Between the 3 of them, Asari is the least.

okoro:
What is he finding there in the first instance?

Every party's agent ought to be there as witness, so stop asking this question.

When PDP was in power, election weren't done this way.

The good thing is that; The same democracy APC has destroyed will affect each and everyone.

Everybody knows Asari is eyeing Tompolo's job of guiding oil pipeline.

360clips:
We were tonguing and smooching for almost two hours straight! My mouth is so sore right now.

Hepatitis candidate ✅✅✅

Better run a test on yourself.

Nigerians are suffering in all aspect of life, so i doubt there is any space left for love to come in.

As a Nigerian, once "responsibility" befalls you, trust me, love will automatically diminish, so the little love you have left will now be broken, and your heart turns to stone, aka Obi Akpor

Are they Nigerian banks, or do they exist, because i haven't heard of them before.

The machine won't last, because after every match, they would have to loose it at every match end, else it will be stolen.

Persephone1:
[i]"Marry a typical Nigerian Man at your own peril"

When I type these words, it's not from a place of hate towards men ( I don't hate anybody) It is from careful analysis of marriages to Nigerian Men which mostly lack genuine love, empathy and kindness. Nigerian Marriages are mostly driven by "needs" and "means" to an end. Too systematic and unnatural and the one with the highest bargaining chip gets the most benefit.

Our mothers didn't teach us enough about Men. They didn't know either until they got married, unfortunately they are still learning about Men too. That is why the popular saying "Ile oko ile eko ni" (Your husband house is a school) is usually the soothing balm to unfavourable experiences a wife has with her husband. One question I always ask myself when I hear these words as parting words of advice for young wife is. Does that mean she is getting married into a strange,unknown and possibly unfavourable world? Why represent her husband as an unending course? And will she ever graduate and be relieved of painful lessons?. Ask these women these questions and they will shake their heads in mockery but the truth is, They weren't taught enough about the Men they are getting married to. How would they when they didn't know who they are either. To understand another person there must be a certain level of self awareness you have reached yourself. This way you have enough level of intelligence to be a perfect judge of character. But when a woman believe all she needs to be is a good cook and good konji reliever then all she will seek is a man who has Kitchen and bed.


Men are the worst in this joke of an institution. Configured to believe all they need to posses is Financial ability to provide. The upbringing of the typical Nigerian Man is very very wrong. Trained with little to no empathy,kindness, self care, sense of belonging, self love but burdened with sense of responsibility brought up like a robot to "provide" only. Most Nigerian men are robotic minded, unable to connect emotionally without aide yet this men are expected to naturally see their brides as a part of themselves. Wishful thinking if you ask me. And when some men luckily achieve this, the society (Men and Women) mock him. Aside this, they don't readily know what they want and are easily tossed by the society.

We create a society devoid of emotional engagement but want the benefits emotions birth. Compassion and affections brings liberty, a man who lacks these will see his wife as his slave and property, he gets to do with her what he seem best and not what is good for her. We really have a long way to go as a Society.

Nigerian Men make terrible horsebands

Why you will not marry a Nigerian man, but you are yet to afford traveling to Ghana, not to talk of securing a visa to Europe or America.

Stop deceiving yourself, whether you like it or not, you will still marry a Nigerian, particularly from your tribe, so rest.

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

You were not far from dying yesterday.

A serious allegation that would have made passerby to lynch you.

Things like this, you don't take it lightly, you ought to press charges since you both are at the station.

Kobojunkie:
Charm ke? You actually believe this girl who supposedly went to obtain a degree in human relations came back to Nigeria to sell actual charms?
LOL... believe that and you will believe anything.

What has degree got to do with who does charm or not?

Ooni of ife that spent most of his time abroad, why did he come back to mount a throne laced with all sorts of powerful juju?

Guy abeg, no dey talk like primary 1 pikin.

SIXTEENTH:
As she encourage young ladies to use kayan mata on ignorant men which rendered a broken home to some married women because no peace inside.
Some men didn't see the beauty in their wife anymore, go to Abuja, Port Harcourt and see how small girls are dragging husband with a couples who have been bind together for decades.
Maybe the prayers of some broken marriage's is answered.
Anyway wishes her quick relief

Na direct JuJu she dey sell that year, and she cashed out big time, now JuJu don expire, madness don follow am.

She is reaping what she sowed.

One of her charms that she sells to her customers has backfired.

She used to sell love potion, which she called kayamata to a lot of girls.

Now juju don expire and backfired her 🤣🤣🤣

ICPC a confused parastatal that has lost touch of reality.

ICPC think say their sole aim or job is to be monitoring election.

I think both the EFCC & ICPC should be scrapped, because they contribute nothing but wastage to the government and to tax payers.

Blessed4784:
Just like every other day, we traded and made money early today💰
It's not too late to end your back to back losses and start cashing out with us daily. Join the winning team and trade profitable on your own!
Unlock the limitless possibilities of cryptocurrency with our expert training programs. If you're a beginner seeking a solid foundation or an experienced trader aiming to refine your strategies, our community is all in one. Dive into the intricacies of blockchain technology, learn to navigate the dynamic crypto market, and master the art of strategic trading. Join us on this transformative journey, empower yourself with in-depth knowledge, and position yourself at the forefront of the evolving world of digital assets. Enroll today and embark on a path to cryptocurrency master.

Truth is that; If this stuff pays as much as you say, i don't think you would reveal it to Nigerians, and even stressing yourself and collecting N5,000 to teach people.

Once inec start saying this, just know they are backing APC candidate, just like they did in the last presidential election.

I pray it brings good tidings to the economy of Nigeria.

Some of them have died, while the ones alive are really old and weak...

Omo, God should please extend human life up to 200yrs 🤲

It is ok by me ✅...

Both the song and the dance is erotic, and a school being run by the church shouldn't tolerate such behaviour.

helinues:
I actually stopped asking people how was their day cos over average won't give the right answer.

People complicate themselves in unnecessary things that would always make their days not to be fine. Those with anything from 3k friends on their list, how many of them can help you when you are financially down, if only few would be responding, what are the others doing on your list?

Their demands would definitely be more than yours. Don't allow family, friendship or relationship to get you I to regular daily nagging or frustration to disrupt your days.

You and your goons go hear am for APC regime.

LeoDeKing:
So Onyenachiya and Chigbo want to eat bitter cola of less than 100 bucks but can't afford it.

I'm 100% sure they are Obidients, yet can't afford bitter cola of 100 buck. But I thought pitobi supporters are very rich and are indeed smiling to the banks. They are even helping "poor" Tinubu supporters.

A bag of bitter kola is above 100k

fortunechy:
Three crown is also a peak milk products for low income earners

How do they even source for the milk?

mariovito:
Same company, including Olympic and Nunu

How do they even source for the milk?

fortunechy:
Three crown is also a peak milk products for low income earners

Really

Orubebe01:
Supreme court governor, the fear of been defeated wototociously has reset your brain, but it's already late.

Apology not accepted sir

Vote or no vote, APC will still rig him in, just as they rigged Tinubu in as president

judecares1:
Mr Supreme court governor or cant remember what most Nigerians do call you , your citizens are protesting simply because they are requesting for what lawfully belongs to them, this event happened last week but you waited a day to your rerun election to apologize. This act shows lack of commitment to your office as the 1st citizen of imo state.

Let the imo state citizens decide if they still want you or not.

If you can show lack of commitment by governing imo state from Abuja according to some online report during his 1st tenure, what will happen if he will be reelected?

Lets vote wisely

Vote or no vote, APC will still rig him in, just as they rigged Tinubu in as president

2 confused people deceiving themselves.

Why are they copying Peak Milk?

Emperormartin:
Barely 10 years ago Nigeria weren't committing suicide. Infact Nigerians see suicide as a western thing...not applicable here

But from 2015 till date we're now topping the chat.

Someone that started been curious about Nigeria affairs from 2015 will now be thinking suicide has already been here with us.

Sad!!!

Shebi una say na APC una want

Godfullsam:
People are going through a lot in this life.

Pls as you go at every day, always make sure you put a smile on someone's face.

If you know you cannot help people, don't add to their problems.

E get y

Nigerians will choose bad leaders and keep complaining of hardship.

By 2025 will go know how far.