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Romance › Re: My Girl Is Always On The Fone With Strangers. by Dshocker(m): 11:27am On Nov 17, 2023
Tozocalamity:
How should u react as a man and retain your dignity without appearing to be insecure when the woman u are courting suddenly began to answer lengty calls at nite . (Between 9pm to 12am), That ech time u try to speak with her on the fone she is one the call with a stranger . Its very becoming anoying to wait befor u can speak with your woman. I have asked her who the hell is she alwas speaking to, that im sure thats a man. She didnt deny. Acording to what she said. "That the guy is trying to woo her but that he is wasting his time" that she told him NO but that he wont back out but she seems to be enjoying the conversation. This is a woman that i decided am nt going to sleep with until after mariage. I dont want sum1 else to decieve her and taste it cos an nt going to accept her if that happens and i get to knw .
I feel like arresting you...

She is not interested, but they are talking 🤣🤣🤣
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Nigeria Legalize Same Sex Marriage, Gay Clubs,bar And Events by Dshocker(m): 10:11am On Nov 17, 2023
ladybak47:
I am urging the government officials to legalize homosexuality and help curb this predicament of ungenuinely conforming to this useless heterosexual orientation.

Failure to do so will turn us into monsters.and we will wreck any straight man or straight woman to pieces or even kill them

Warning!
Warning!!
Warning!!!
If i were to be God for 24hrs, the first set of people i will delete off the surface of planet earth are gays and lesbians.
Crime › Re: 6 Nigerians Arrested For Ingesting Cocaine In Brazil by Dshocker(m): 10:07am On Nov 17, 2023
Onwa December don reach
Romance › Re: Sean ‘diddy’ Combs Sued For Rape, Sex Trafficking By Ex-girlfriend Cassie by Dshocker(m): 3:56am On Nov 17, 2023
EnvyandHate:
The world is a stage.
An association, or a club that was formed, has now become a satanic dealings, according to those with petty and shallow thinking.

So if i join Polo club, or ikoyi club, it means i am an "occultic" person?

Dey play.
Romance › Re: Sean ‘diddy’ Combs Sued For Rape, Sex Trafficking By Ex-girlfriend Cassie by Dshocker(m): 3:52am On Nov 17, 2023
Cassie used to be my crush that year, na him diddy take dey do rag.... Chaaaiii, this life no balance.

Romance › Re: Sean ‘diddy’ Combs Sued For Rape, Sex Trafficking By Ex-girlfriend Cassie by Dshocker(m): 3:50am On Nov 17, 2023
EnvyandHate:
These are gay Freemasons who use women as whores in holy orgies. The founder of LGBT is Harry Hay a Freemason who also founded NAMBLA the National Association of Man Boy Love. The founder of PIE or Pedophile Information Exchange is Michael Hanson a Freemason.
Go sit down, with your assumption
Nairaland General › Re: Jaan Roose Takes Daring Walk Across Lagos Bridge by Dshocker(m): 2:54am On Nov 17, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Lagos! Eko Akete,Ilu Ogbon!

Lagos for Excellence!!

We are doing well, oin!

We are the city of Guinness World Book of Record Breakers!!

We are humble Omoluabi, grateful to God and our forebears!

We are the best if you want a city with the most vibrant positive energy that can help you break all human limitations for greatness, enjoy great returns on investments and the best investor friendly experience.

This is the best time to invest in Nigeria.

Bring your investments to South West Nigeria Yoruba states to enjoy the great returns on investment and best investor friendly experience.

Southwest Nigeria is the safest, has an abundance of fertile arable land , preserved forests with wildlife like giant African Elephants etc , pristine waterfalls, springs and coast lines/exotic beaches, great climate,friendly host communities, huge pool of rich, brilliant, talented , highly educated ,hardworking people , huge natural mineral deposits and material resources, oil and gas, modern trains/infrastructures, high tech industries, super fast 5G from multinational telcos, multiple advanced undersea fibre optic cables, satellite internet services that connect the SW Nigeria Yoruba states , prestigious universities and research centres, world class music, film entertainment and art industry, homogeneous language/culture, great tasty indigenous foods and all you want as an investor.

This is the best time to invest in the whole of South West Nigeria for great returns on investment and the best investor friendly experience.
May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!
Let the indigenes first succeed on their land, before inviting foreign investors.
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Hosts Comedian Sabinus, Shortcut, Others At His Abuja Mansion, by Dshocker(m): 2:26am On Nov 17, 2023
jubrilELsudan:
SAME WORDS YOUR FATHER SAID TO YOU DURING THE FAMILY MEETING THEY CONVENED TO DISCUSS HOW YOU ALWAYS PEEP THE GIRLS AND WOMEN IN YOUR YARD WHEN THEY BATHING IN YOUR COMPOUND BACKYARD BATHROOM
Useless religion, causing problem here and there.
Crime › Re: U.S Police Seizes Fake Designer Clothes, Shoes & Bags Worth $1 Billion (Pics) by Dshocker(m): 8:49am On Nov 16, 2023
Maize247:
This is where our wannabe celebrates buy stuffs
But they are sold at same price with the original
Crime › Re: U.S Police Seizes Fake Designer Clothes, Shoes & Bags Worth $1 Billion (Pics) by Dshocker(m): 8:47am On Nov 16, 2023
Omo
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rashida Tlaib Member Of Secret Facebook Group Where Hamas Terrorist Glorified. by Dshocker(m): 8:47am On Nov 16, 2023
Xkale1996:
no mercy for ur generation useless foool
And your generation will perish before next year.

Are you a terrorist?

Did i say Muslims?.... "I said Muslim terrorist" you bloody slowpoke.

You lack ordinary comprehension.
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Hosts Comedian Sabinus, Shortcut, Others At His Abuja Mansion, by Dshocker(m): 8:44am On Nov 16, 2023
jubrilELsudan:
ODE
I believe your mother is useless
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Import 2.1 Million Metric Tons Of Rice, Become Top Buyer Globally by Dshocker(m): 9:18pm On Nov 15, 2023
Rubbish.... We enrich other nations, at our own detriment.
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Hosts Comedian Sabinus, Shortcut, Others At His Abuja Mansion, by Dshocker(m): 9:17pm On Nov 15, 2023
jubrilELsudan:
TILL TODAY NOT A SINGLE PERSON CAN BEAT DIA SHEST AND SAY IT WITH DIA FULL SHEST THAT THIS AND THAT IS WHAT THIS OBI CUBANA BOY DOES FOR A LIVING
Hotel
Club
Odogwu bitters
Odogwu hammer
Odogwu Malay
Real estate
E-hailing
Importation
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Hosts Comedian Sabinus, Shortcut, Others At His Abuja Mansion, by Dshocker(m): 9:13pm On Nov 15, 2023
KingAzubuike:
Many people don't know obi is richer than tilunbu.

Chop the life of your head obi. We dey your back.
Obi no see Seyi Tinubu back
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Hosts Comedian Sabinus, Shortcut, Others At His Abuja Mansion, by Dshocker(m): 9:12pm On Nov 15, 2023
IjebuWarrior:
Yet no one knows wetin dis guy dey do for money?
So of all the several businesses he possesses, you still cannot see anyone?
Food › Re: See The 5 Pieces Of Fresh Tomatoes I Bought #700 This Afternoon by Dshocker(m): 4:59pm On Nov 15, 2023
Offpointng:
Weakling sad who's forcing them to pay and they're also cowardly paying?? bandits ask them to pay 30m for tax? how much is Ak 47 they cant gather money to buy, go after the bandit in the Bush and finish them once and for all undecided
Why you dey talk like this?

If Nigeria army couldn't defeat terrorism, who are the farmers to do so?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rashida Tlaib Member Of Secret Facebook Group Where Hamas Terrorist Glorified. by Dshocker(m): 4:56pm On Nov 15, 2023
tunde1200:
IPOB retards are known to always be on the wrong side of history, they are on that side again this time.
Time will tell.
Am sure you are from the Eastern part of the country Nigeria
Are you a terrorist?

If you are one, then death awaits you ✅
Events › Re: Moment A Lady Cashed Out 200k At Her Friend's Wedding Ceremony (video) by Dshocker(m): 4:11pm On Nov 15, 2023
obaidan:
what is wrong with you for heaven sake, you don't get it and I doubt you will ever get it. keep basking in delusion. na u know who no get money, anybody wey get sense not to participate in pointless n meaningless activities is crying and broke to you, dey there dey whine yourself
Then why are you complaining that he gave out 200k?

Complaining shows, or proofs that you don't have it.
Food › Re: See The 5 Pieces Of Fresh Tomatoes I Bought #700 This Afternoon by Dshocker(m): 4:08pm On Nov 15, 2023
Mom007:
... and still you did not squeeze out the seed and plant in a sack. You will still buy it for 1000 very soon, Nigerians should keep waiting for government that will breastfeed them! undecidedl
Those that don't have land, or space to plant nko?

Food › Re: See The 5 Pieces Of Fresh Tomatoes I Bought #700 This Afternoon by Dshocker(m): 4:01pm On Nov 15, 2023
ahnie:
This country is gone for good...I say make I burst go market try arrange fresh tomatoes to take prepared yam and tomato egg sauce.

With enough....please,abeg these fresh tomatoes were sold to me at the flat rate of 700 naira.

Ordinary yam n egg sauce stew like this don dey take style wan chop close to 5k to prepare,food that's meant for just one sitting.

I never add canned groundnut oil and eggs o....may God eppus.
It cost N4.5m to hire a 40ft truck to transport food from Maiduguri to Lagos, due to the cost of diesel, and most farmers have run away, due to incessant attacks from terrorist & herders.

So the few farmers we have, pay tax to terrorist, otherwise they will be killed, so you can imagine where the high cost is coming from.
Food › Re: See The 5 Pieces Of Fresh Tomatoes I Bought #700 This Afternoon by Dshocker(m): 3:58pm On Nov 15, 2023
What Tinubu cannot do, does not exist.
Events › Re: Moment A Lady Cashed Out 200k At Her Friend's Wedding Ceremony (video) by Dshocker(m): 3:57pm On Nov 15, 2023
obaidan:
e go still do the giveaway if na man request for 200k?
its not about the amount, it's about his mind being controlled by the notion that the way to show that his head is there is to give money to women, for whatever reasons...
most likely if na man request for 200k, d same guy will tell the MC abeg abeg
For the fact that he chose to participate in the game, shows that he is capable of anything.

Guy, na you dey cry, because you no get money, if better money dey enter your account on weekly basis, you fit dey burn N5m every weekend on a sitting with friends.
Events › Re: Moment A Lady Cashed Out 200k At Her Friend's Wedding Ceremony (video) by Dshocker(m): 3:53pm On Nov 15, 2023
Sirmuel1:
SIMP DETECTED!!!

Na Men like you we go arrest very soon
Maybe Peter Obi was also a SIMP when he donated N20m to a hospital in Enugu last week.

Or my cousin that shares rice, wrapper and cash worth over N100m every december in our country home.

Or Otedola that donates over N2b every year to charity is also a SIMP.

Guy make money first, then you go understand, because the way you sound shows money is far from you.
Events › Re: Moment A Lady Cashed Out 200k At Her Friend's Wedding Ceremony (video) by Dshocker(m): 3:01pm On Nov 15, 2023
YinkaOlusesi16:
Some men no dey get sense if dem don see big yanch. women controlled the world.
Guy rest....

Just pray to be rich, so 200k won't be a big deal for a giveaway.
Events › Re: Moment A Lady Cashed Out 200k At Her Friend's Wedding Ceremony (video) by Dshocker(m): 2:57pm On Nov 15, 2023
Fear women
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Confirms His Marriage To Temi Otedola (Video) by Dshocker(m): 2:53pm On Nov 15, 2023
Coded secret marriage 👌
Foreign Affairs › Re: Rashida Tlaib Member Of Secret Facebook Group Where Hamas Terrorist Glorified. by Dshocker(m): 2:47pm On Nov 15, 2023
No mercy for Muslim terrorists
Family › Re: Have You Ever Felt Like You Are Not Doing Enough ? by Dshocker(m): 10:51pm On Nov 14, 2023
FriendsAndFans:
Over time, i have been constantly plagued by the thoughts that i am not doing enough.. i feel like i am an underachiever.
While i was much younger, I thought i had it all well planned out.
It turns out, my plans and wishes were a joke. i am ashamed to say i have underachieved what i had initially set out to be.

Some times i sit down and meditate: understand what i have done wrong and what i am getting right.
i try to examine where i will be in the next 4 years but i can't see sh!t.. To the older folks in the house, was there a time you were this worried too ?
Have you ever felt like you weren't doing enough ?
Truth is, you cannot plan your life, it is your life that plans itself.

Just be consistent with what ever you are doing at the moment.
Family › Re: Good Advice Please. Do I Have A Case In This Matter? by Dshocker(m): 10:47pm On Nov 14, 2023
Kennitrust:
Straight to the point:

We're family of 8 living closely together in the family compound.
What happened here is that in 2009, shell company came to our community and and offered us and anyone interested a cheap and affordable borehole. We took the advantage to have borehole in our family compound.

Fast-forward to 2017, one of my brothers conceived the ideas of making pure water from the family water. The idea was a welcome development as we all donated towards the success of the business.

To cut long story short...

When the business became successful due to the environmental position (our compound is closed to border). My brother refused any member of the family an access to the benefits accrued the sale. My brother fought anyone who demand for a share from the sale. Literally most times in a week my brother could make a sale up 1m. In a week.

Currently, he is building another water factory unopposed by the family. Family compound is decaying and he said, he had no concern whatever happens in the compound and that his only concentration is in his business.

Being the last born in the family with negligence of help from the only brother who could recus me using that our local oil well. I decided to pick up a battle of GIVE ME MY SHARE OF THE PROFIT YOU MAKE FROM MY FATHER PROPERTY. The fight no be here. He is now asking us to come together so we can share properties so he can exonerates himself from the rest of us.

Please I need advice on how to crab my shares from this LIFETIME business.
Since the water is for everyone, you can literally start your own table water and pure water business.
Christianity Etc › Re: 'Vanity Upon Vanity' - Pastor Tobi Shows Off Fleet Of Cars On His Birthday by Dshocker(m): 9:37pm On Nov 14, 2023
Poor man go think say na satanic church 😂😂😂
Sports › Re: Ighalo Slept With Bbnaija Star, Nollywood Actress’ – Estranged Wife, Adesuwa by Dshocker(m): 8:23pm On Nov 14, 2023
Wahala.... She suppose mention the nollywood actress and BBN girl involved in the saga.

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