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Politics / Re: Oba Of Benin Visits Governor Sanwo-Olu (Photos & Videos) by dynamic007(m): 7:12am On Nov 27, 2023 |
Excellently summarised. Thank you. naptu2: |
Romance / Re: Sex Is Getting Really Hard To Get These Days. I'm tired by dynamic007(m): 3:07pm On Jan 03, 2023 |
I assume you went to church or a mosque asking God for wisdom and direction in 2023. Clearly, God has not answered you because you have continued to be a simp in 2023 Lade18: |
Family / Re: My Wife Twins Sister Moved To Our Apartment Of A Room And Parlour Self-contain by dynamic007(m): 9:18am On Oct 24, 2022 |
First of all, your wife is a big problem to you and this experience should only teach you that there are some things you need to correct in your marriage ASAP. Secondly, if you don't have the nerve to take a stand with regards to the sanctity of your home because of "human feelings" then we should question your standing as the "head" of that home in the first place. It is very clear you know what to do and there is no way that you will go about it without disregarding your so called "human feeling", so you better do it quick before you put a permanent dent in your marriage. |
Family / Re: I Am Scared! My Wedding Is This Month & I Haven't Told My Fiancé About My 3 Kids by dynamic007(m): 2:45pm On Nov 13, 2021 |
Mummiesgirls4: You are an absolute disgrace to yourself, and the children you mother. You have no Idea what you are doing. I hope the gentleman has enough sense to leave you whenever he finds out. 1 Like 1 Share |
Family / Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by dynamic007(m): 1:48pm On Oct 27, 2021 |
funshint: I want to believe this is a script and not real but if it is, it is the most stupid thing i have heard in October. I wonder how the woman has been able to cope with your level of insecurity and self esteem because it is clear you have issues you need to sort out. My advice to you, keep doing what you are doing, rewards are sure either way. 3 Likes |
Travel / Re: Slay Queen Embarrassed By Bolt Driver For Not Paying, Boyfriend Couldn't Show Up by dynamic007(m): 10:21am On Aug 02, 2021 |
EdoFirstBorn: Incorrect bros, more like through their laps 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari: Arewa Youths Blast US Court by dynamic007(m): 3:29pm On Aug 01, 2021 |
kollinzgee: What sweet days are you talking about? Was there ever a time where tribe didn't matter in Nigeria, right from Amalgamation? Even the constitution has the federal character principle deeply entrenched in it. 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: My Near-Death Experience On 31st December 2020 by dynamic007(m): 1:59pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
You would have just died like a a homeless urchin. I'm sure you were still able to go for the crossover night weren't you? Stay for house u no gree. |
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Football 1st Billionaire - Forbes by dynamic007(m): 1:09pm On Jun 05, 2020 |
Can we still trust Forbes after the whole kylie jenner debacle? |
Family / Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Regrets Marrying Me. What Should I Do? by dynamic007(m): 7:20pm On May 20, 2020 |
DaddyOpe: Sorry bro, your marriage is over already. It's unfortunate you find yourself in this position but truth be told whatever you see or don't see from your supposed wife from here on shouldn't come as a shock to you. |
Career / Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by dynamic007(m): 7:12pm On May 20, 2020 |
angelfallz: Lol. Assuming the story is true, this is an insensitive thing to say all things considered |
Romance / Re: She Said She's Not Interested But Gets Angry When She Sees Me With A Girl. by dynamic007(m): 9:21am On Mar 19, 2020 |
Don't worry, the situation in the world and the impending collapse of the economy hasn't hit home yet for u. When we all begin to stay in doors I'm sure you will have enough time to think about what to do without coming here to ask for advice on an issue so infantile and juvenile. 3 Likes |
Family / Re: My Wife's Wahala. Goes Through My Phone Every 3 Days by dynamic007(m): 12:29am On Dec 31, 2019 |
It's unfortunate that you have let your wife see you the way she does. She has absolutely no respect for you and i am pretty sure you must have seen some of these signs before you married her. It's a little too late to bend iron when it's well past hot. You are married to her and it is now your cross to bear which isn't what marriage should be. Cheato64: |
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of 2 Plus-sized Couple by dynamic007(m): 10:17pm On Jun 21, 2019 |
English is really a problem. This caption from the OP na wa. |
Crime / Re: Missing Adewura Bello Found Dead In A Canal In Lagos by dynamic007(m): 10:07pm On May 26, 2019 |
That expressway no longer has traffic since it was completed but it is still a popular route for bikes. If only she had boarded a bus, better to be late than to be the late. Secondly, manhole covers are usually stollen just as the valve heads for fire hydrants installed in Lagos were all stolen. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: University Of Benin Introduces Graduation Ring by dynamic007(m): 11:41am On Apr 19, 2019 |
HigherEd:. IT HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT. MAYBE THEY JUST STARTED THAT. |
Romance / Re: Date With My Colleague: I Have Ruined My Reputation At Work. by dynamic007(m): 12:24pm On Apr 09, 2019 |
U want to date but you can only afford 2k. Oga u beta forget women and double your hustle. Pikin when dey find party rice no sopose fear dance. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Why Don’t Nigerians Give Way To Emergency Vehicles In Traffic (see PHOTOS) by dynamic007(m): 8:36pm On Mar 06, 2019 |
I think we can reasonably come to the conclusion that in Nigeria, the sound of any siren doesn't necessarily mean an emergency. |
Autos / Re: Cab Drivers Fight Uber Drivers At Lagos Airport by dynamic007(m): 11:14am On Feb 22, 2019 |
"it kills taxi business" please what is Uber? This whole comment smacks of ignorance. Uber drivers pay 25% tax and if u do proper research you will know that these countries you mentioned are more interested in regulation for Uber in terms of policy, they don't attack Uber drivers who are common citizens like everyone else and are not even employees of Uber bettercreature: |
Politics / Re: NLC Calls For Public Holiday Over Postponement Of General Elections by dynamic007(m): 8:12am On Feb 19, 2019 |
China? All Nigerian holidays combined in a year isn't up to the Chinese new year holiday which is almost a month long. A month of no work and they still have other holidays during the year. SolutionMee: |
Family / Re: Why Is It Important For A Woman To Be Financially Independent Before Marriage? by dynamic007(m): 5:41pm On Feb 08, 2019 |
It is very important for any human being male or female to have some level of financial muscle. Apart of the confidence it confers on the woman, it will also help your peace of mind brother whether she has it before marriage or during. Remember wisdom is a defense and money is a defense. Ecc 7v12. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: My Horrible Experience With Heat Yesterday Night by dynamic007(m): 3:25pm On Jan 19, 2019 |
You need a small inverter with 1 solar panel. It will save you from this near death experience. Contact me if you're interested. quote author=chocolateme post=74875779]Greetings to anyone reading this, please pardon my grammatical errors as I bare my heart in this write up. We live in a down floor flat in a three storeyed building and as you know how most compounds in Surulere is without space, ours is surrounded by other tall buildings so to get fresh air especially at night is zero possible. The state Government has not been forthcoming with pipe borne water these days despite knowing how important water is to human life, the power supply company are making it harder too, you go to bed at night, you won't sleep well due excess heat, you won't see water to at least bath throughout the night to keep cool till morning. This has been going on in our area in Surulere around Itire/Ishaga. Last night, I thought I was going to die oh God!! We have generator set but the engine is very faulty and very expensive to repair besides, we can't be spending money on fuel on daily basis coupled with the fact that there are other expenses at home to run. Last night, I was awake till 3am dot, I kept fanning myself and sweating profusely, at a point, I felt I was loosing my breath, I stood up, laid down, sat down, I did everything I could to feel OK but to no avail, my hand was aching me too. I slept off for about 12minutes only to suddenly jerk up from bed and feel sweat running down my face and body like a cup of water was poured on me hmm.. The mattress was soaked at different sections and I couldn't lie down on it again. The one that scared me most was that I observed that fluid came up into my mouth from my stomach and I rushed to go and spill it out, dehydration too, I kept drinking water and trying to stay alive. By exactly 3am dot, they brought the light, I wasn't feeling happy because there was no morale for excitement anymore but I finally managed to sleep off, i woke up again as they took it by past 4 again till now. I sleep by 3 or 4 almost every night and I am feeling frustrated. I felt I should share it, I am tired, God please help me, I am always scared once the night approaches on daily basis.. The Government should help the masses with light and water for healthy living.[/quote] |
Properties / Re: Legal Advice Needed, My Landlord Just Brought Quit Notice For All Tenants. by dynamic007(m): 12:22pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
Your rent expires April 2019 and according to you, your landlord says he expects you to move out by June 2019 latest. I don't know what else you want! He has given you a very reasonable time period but you are coming here to complain like he is treating you unfairly. It is his property and he can eject whoever he likes for whatever reasons as long as he gives a sufficient notice period. I suggest you begin looking for another accommodation, you have enough time. 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Top 5 New Cars That Are Uglier Than Their Older Models. (PHOTOS) by dynamic007(m): 8:25am On Nov 06, 2018 |
This is one of the most useless posts in a while. |
Car Talk / Re: Reasons Why Your Car Loses Power While Driving by dynamic007(m): 11:09pm On Mar 20, 2018 |
AutoReportNG: From experience a faulty Cam Shaft Sensor can also cause this |
Family / Re: My Fiancée Had An Incest Relationship With Her Cousin Years Back, I'm Devastated by dynamic007(m): 10:35pm On Mar 28, 2017 |
Acidosis:This is succint and very apt advice. |
Travel / Re: Abuja Airport’s Runway To Undergo Another 18-week Upgrade - PUNCH by dynamic007(m): 9:17am On Mar 27, 2017 |
Wesely01: You quoted the whole thing but u didnt read. Wow 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Abuja Airport’s Runway To Undergo Another 18-week Upgrade - PUNCH by dynamic007(m): 9:16am On Mar 27, 2017 |
emeka2847: Can u read? 3 Likes |
Health / Re: Woman Hits Middle Of Highway, Strips Unclad & Dances As People Take Photos by dynamic007(m): 10:40pm On Jan 31, 2017 |
This doesn't look like insanity. I mean shes wiping sweat, changing posture, its almost like shes performing or something of d sort. |
Health / Re: How Do I Tell My Fiancee She Has Vaginal Odour So That She Won't Feel Bad? by dynamic007(m): 12:19am On Jan 26, 2017 |
I think is pretty late in the day for you 2 be asking how 2 tel a woman uve engaged dat her vagina smells. U shd av manned up earlier. Since u didnt, u gently tell her u 2 go c a gynae. She cant liv u anyway, uve already trapped her. |
Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth In A BRT Bus In Lagos (Photos) by dynamic007(m): 10:38pm On Jan 11, 2017 |
soberdrunk: Lol. This is hilarious |
Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba Reacts To Super Falcons' Protest Over Unpaid Allowances by dynamic007(m): 10:49pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
When i first read this post i was certain that some people wouldn't understand the sarcasm and the underlying message. Alas i'm disheartened by the sheer number of people who cant read! We are really in trouble in this country, our education and capacity for critical thinking is sub-par. 2 Likes |
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