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Atiku take your time.

In 2015 Atiku changed party when they said the president must come from the north and PDP was not interested in zoning the presidential slot to the north. Now he is saying rubbish

OlodoGraduate:
Woah.
It seems I'm living up to my name , "OlodoGraduate".
So, I dropped an application in a school about 2 weeks ago. I got called yesterday to come for interview. I was given a written test. I believe I did good in the test. Then, I was asked to come for a microteaching today.

I was given the topics to prepare for - in Mathematics; bearing and in Physics; Electricity.

I got home and didn't work towards crosschecking my mastery of these topics as I made my self believe that I would get no glitches in teaching these topics and I also got this crazy headache. I just took drugs and slept all along.

Today came, I quickly came up with a lesson note and proceeded to the school....

Since the school is on holiday, the SSS 2 and SSS 3 were together for lessons. I was asked to teach Bearings first. I began quite good and after a while, I was given a question to solve with the students.

It was a past WAEC question on calculation in Bearings. I was able to make out the diagram, but then I knew outrightly that something was wrong..

I knew what was wrong but I was unable to rectify it. I was just there in the front, blanking out of options....
Thankfully, I was put through by my supervisors {in fact, I really appreciate them} in a polite way and one of them even asked to students to applaud me.

I managed to appeal to the students and explained that "such happens at times".

The supervisor also tried to buttress my point by sighting an example of a case where examiners with over 30 years of experience couldn't solve a certain question — probably not to let me feel hopeless. I wanted to hold on to that as a panacea, but then I snapped out of it "shame on me".

When I tell you to read for school you refused and cheated from year 1 to final year. See yourself now.

Me when nor go school fit answer the questions self.

Deathisfree:
Lately I have been seeing news all around about ritualist being arrested. I will state my experience about mine


Here’s mine below

Over 15 years ago. I was 20 years old then ..... I was in school,no side job ,depressed and gone through a lot of things by myself. I was tired of life so instead of committing suicide I decided to go for osole (ritual without using human part )

I left to the babalawo shrine this faithful morning ,I explained to him that I want to be rich in life that I am tired of living and I want to taste wealth before I die

To cut the story shot. He collected 18,000 naira from me. Which I had to sell my belongings,begged money from family and friends and save money Wey I suppose use chop.

that’s a huge some of money then,that took me weeks to get all that together,I went back to his place with the money and he told me that he’s going to give me a box (coffin ) and a money will be inside.

He said I should take the money to any store and purchase any items,after spending the money at the store all there sales for that day will disappear inside the box he gave me
He told me to go back home and come back in 7 days time.

I will continue this story if I get motivated enough. It’s the story of my life and no be joke


If you have also tried or done money ritual. Please share your experience

Let me complete the story for you.

15 years later you are on nairaland, not yet successful which means that the ritual did not work.

Nice try.

But all levels of leadership are failing. Even Wike is failing.

Being governor is not only about building roads and flyovers, what about industrialisation ? What about mass literacy and ensuring that close to 100 % of the people are educated?

But for the people at the federal level, those are totally useless in my opinion, why borrow so much in a short period?

Oil is over 70 dollars per barrel now, the niger delta militants have been on vacation so oil production is high, so why is all this borrowing still on top gear?

Nice if true

Nice.

Back to stone age.

At least the bandits will not have a means of asking the victims families for ransom.

Next, they should ban the use of vehicles and motorcycles, they can trek or use donkeys for movement.

That way it will be difficult for bandits to strike on foot and disappear.

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Mmadu2:
I bought a smart TV and everyone knows how costly a smart TV is these days. I have good relationship with my next door neighbor but though he's a very nice guy but he has a flaw which is that he lies a lot. He's single.

He had a small get together in his mini flat so he begged to use my sitting room cos its bigger. I let him and went about my job.

I rarely watch my TV cos I'm very busy with work and come back late tired, eat, shower, browse and sleep. So it was only a week later that I finally got the chance to switch on my TV and behold its damaged and can't display anymore. I never allowed anyone in my sitting room except the day my neighbor used it which is a week ago. I also live alone for a month now and never had visitors of any kind.

I'm filled with madness but don't know exactly how to confront him since he codedly never told me. My main worry is that he will outrightly lie and deny it even if I confront him.

What would you do in my situation??

Did he damage the tv during romance?

I did not see the romance part in your story.

Keep written receipts and agreements even when dealing with friends

There are infections that cause madness. Better to take him for professional care if possible

micko93:
Miyetti Allah To FG: "Stop Southern Governors From Enacting Anti-Grazing Laws".
The Group described the laws as an act targeted at destroying their source of livelihood.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj2K1lBAM88

Once a terrorist organisation is against a law, just know that the law is for the general good of the society

ojsmscom:
As Lagos state government makes law for collection of VAT themselves...
Dear Lagos state government,don't forget to include remittance of 10percent of whatever is collected to federal government..let us know if federal government will share the paltry 10 percent for the 36 states as usual..thanks to rivers and Lagos for championing the move for true federalism...
ENOUGH of working like elephant and earning like ant...let them sell cow and sponsor terrorism and also pay amnesty to bandits..


Even if the federal government uses appeal court to turn your decisions,do not obey them..it is totally the wish of the people of Lagos state..as someone has the right to Sharia law ,same way you have the right to make laws that governs your state... gradually we are getting there...since they don't want peacefully true federalism let's give it to them anyhow they want it..Nobody has monopoly of violence... southern mumu don do.

Correct your title. This is being championed by Rivers state. Don't do attache by force

Of recent we have been hearing news of Boko Haram fighters surrendering with their wives and children. Many have wondered about what must be happening.

There was coverage of some Boko Haram terrorists that surrendered in Cameroon this week by the BBC. And they exposed what is happening with this Boko Haram surrendering business.

They said with the death of the previous Boko Haram leader, the new leadership of Boko Haram are rejigging their men and letting off old and tired fighters that they no longer want.

That is why the released fighters come out without their weapons and claim to have surrendered.

They did not surrender, they were discharged from service by Boko Haram and the armed forces are simply deceiving the country by allowing the narrative that these terrorists surrendered.

The question is if they surrendered, where are their weapons? Did they submit their weapons to their Boko Haram bosses before surrendering?
If that is the case, does that not mean that they have the permission of their Boko Haram bosses to surrender? Terrorist surrender with the permission of their bosses is just a ploy to have Nigeria pay for the settlement of disengaged terrorists.

There was coverage of some Boko Haram terrorists that surrendered in Cameroon this week by the bbc. And they exposed what is happening with this surrendering business.

They said with the death of the previous Boko Haram leader, the new leadership of Boko Haram are rejigging their men and letting off old and tired fighters that they no longer want.

That is why the released fighters come out without their weapons and claim to have surrendered.

They did not surrender, they were discharged from service by Boko Haram.

Ok

dukeposer1:
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Nice one

Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-cbn-secures-order-freezing-risevest-bamboo-accounts-for-180-days

Wahala dey

Congrats.

You are now on the wrong road.

It can lead you to prison as a prisoner, it can also lead you to the national assembly as a senator, it can even give you a shot at the presidency or as the governor of your state. Just that you have mortgaged your conscience being on this road.

You could have simply forgotten about your university certificate and hustle genuinely like the non graduates are doing. Your education could have given you an edge in such genuine hustle.

Anyway, what do I know self, afterall criminals are in high places in Nigeria.

oladipuposadeeq:
which of them anhydrous or mono and also quantity determines how low it will be

anhydrous one.

I want the cost for 25kg

oladipuposadeeq:
which of them anhydrous or mono and also quantity determines how low it will be

The anhydrous one.

Quantity is 25kg bag

oladipuposadeeq:
More chemicals

How much does dextrose cost per bag?

Nice one

Muzil:
Thanks for responding sir but please can you clarify me more on how to differentiate between a plantain tree and that of a banana.

It has been a question baffling me and most of my SS1 classmates

That is a plantain.

You can differentiate plantain from banana by looking at the leaves.

Where the leaves meet the trunk, banana has whitish green hue while plantain has a yellowish green hue. It is very subtle but look out for the difference and you will notice it.

Sunnel:
The normal tenera hybrid sir

I don't know what the normal tenera hybrid mean.

How do you get the seeds, if you explain that I will be able to know the filial generation of the seeds.

Sunnel:
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Are those F1 or F2 tenera seedlings?

ultiabaz36:
Good day my people, please your advise is needed. I am in my 30s and I came into this relationship this year January. I like and I love this babe so much but she’s always demanding financially despite being a working class and I am only surviving on 45k job here in lagos. I have target and ambition for my life and everything is placed on this my job. So, I have a proportion of my income to be saved for this my ambition but since I met this girl, I never have anything called savings again while I still go on borrowing to satisfy her needs.

The most painful part of it all is that anytime she asks of anything and I’m not capable of what she asked for, she will first block me on Whatsapp and drop a breakup message. I will be the one to call and persuade her and when she feels like to unblock me she will do that.

But now, she’s asking for salah cloth and I don’t have the amount she’s asking for. I told her I don’t have the money for now while I told her that I don’t know what tomorrow will say and as soon as I said this, she dropped the breakup message as usual and block me on WhatsApp.

Please Advise me on what to do as this is getting on my nerves.

It is very obvious that you love this girl. Just keep sacrificing for her.

If you don't have money just borrow from friends and relatives to meet up with her demands. It is not everyday one meets a lady he truly loves. Just put in more effort to make the relationship work.

If you finish borrowing from all your friends and colleagues and they stop loaning you money, then try and be taking salary advance from your employer, if your employer can not meet up, then tell people in church that you need money to complete one special project that God has given to you, that they should loan you money to complete the project. Remember he who finds a wife, finds a good thing and obtains favour from the lord.

God will guide and give you strength as you sink yourself into debt and poverty to win the heart of this your girlfriend. But first meet your dad or a senior elder in your family and discuss this my sound advice with him first before taking this advice.
Meet him physically for the discussion so that the resounding slap you will receive from him will reset your brain.

Wish you luck brother on your journey in the path that have destroyed both strong and weak men for ages.

What is your budget, I have 2 tractors I can sell. One is a Ford TW10 the other is MF3670

TW10 is 2wd and 120hp
MF3670 is 4wd and 170hp

Gross

Chibueze775:
Pls naira landers I want to relocate to Gambia to start a biz, pls how do they treat nigerians over there? is the country good for business? Pls anybody who have been there should brief me. Thanks

Na wa, majority just want to vamoose from Nigeria.